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@lastdanceszn
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2 years
@LyesBouzidi10 Eating good food in a stress-free job >>>>>>
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2 months
Just wait until one of them beats the other regularly for a period and all this cutesie stuff will stop
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Alcaraz 🤝 Sinner #TennisParadise
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@lastdanceszn
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11 months
Don't ever tell me that Australian Open isn't the best slam It has 3 courts with roofs and we'd be getting tennis all day, but now we have to deal with antique Wimbeldon who has no flood lights or well-functioning roofs
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@lastdanceszn
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5 years
Novak Djokovic leaving the premises of Roland Garros after refusing to play in these shitty conditions like
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@lastdanceszn
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2 years
Fedal fans: Djokovic will never be the main character Also Feal fans: tweet about him all day everyday
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@lastdanceszn
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6 years
Wimbeldon: "Roof was closed so court played too fast for Nadal" US Open: "Court played too slow for Delpotro" Maybe it's just that Novak Djokovic is just great at offense and defense. Sorry for your faves 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@lastdanceszn
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8 days
We're finally in a timeline where WTA is more stable than ATP No idea who wins RG from the men's side
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2 years
Nadal would be very smart to retire after Sunday because the luck he has had at the last 2 slams is more than people get in a whole career
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@lastdanceszn
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2 years
You guys have no idea how much drama there is between Norway and Denmark over this 😭
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@lastdanceszn
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1 year
Casper Ruud back in another slam final
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@lastdanceszn
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3 years
Murray's on-court attitude is bottom 3 worst i've seen on the ATP in all my years of watching tennis, but he's got the right kind of name😎 so no tweets or articles about his antics i guess
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@lastdanceszn
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2 years
Public service announcement: Djokovic attended the stamp event several days before posting the picture Focus please and don't get carried away like last time 😊
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@lastdanceszn
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2 years
Nadal is such a PR king He has cultivated this "I'm always injured and yet always winning" mantra that seemingly media and many casual fans gobble up
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2 years
This is.......
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@lastdanceszn
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4 months
This is why i hate when people compare other big servers to Serena Rybakina had 3 MPs on her own serve and couldn't find a single clutch serve to win it
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SPR ™
4 months
This is disgraceful. She's literally the best server on tour 🤦
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@lastdanceszn
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2 years
Ok so according to Spanish people that Casillas tweet is his response to the gossip from tabloids that he gets with a different woman every week 😫
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1 year
LOL
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2 years
ATP without Nole = WTA without Serena
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3 years
Federer's PR is undefeated
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3 months
Nadal's new occupation is doing interviews about Novak
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@lastdanceszn
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2 years
Oh no
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@lastdanceszn
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3 years
laffin
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3 years
@1chrisENF imagine arsenal doing a baku key ring ffs
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@lastdanceszn
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1 year
Zverev's record is now 1-13 against top-10 players at slams
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@lastdanceszn
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2 years
The player next to Nole here was just confirmed to have tested positive for Covid-19 😬
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2 years
📸 @DjokerNole and the MVP of the night
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1 year
Society after Haddad Maia vs Sorribes Tormo ends
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16 days
One of the funniest aspects of watching Sabalenka is how you can often tell if the ball is in or out by how long the grunt extends
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#1GA ➡️🏆🇪🇸 @iga_swiatek secures her 20th career title on the Hologic WTA Tour! #MMOPEN
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2 years
Tennis twitter 101: Want attention? talk about Djokovic
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2 years
Events in 2022: Norrie 29 Djokovic 11 and yet Nole is still ahead of of him in the live race😭
@PaulFMcNamee
🎗️ Paul McNamee
2 years
Sorry Cam, but that rule has been in place ever since ATP Finals merged with Grand Slam Cup from 2000…“Cameron Norrie: British No. 1 calls Novak Djokovic Nitto ATP Finals qualification 'a bit strange' via @Eurosport_UK
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2 years
No surprise that Djokovic tested positive for covid-19 two days after this picture with the basketball player who tested positive the day after
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2 years
📸 @DjokerNole and the MVP of the night
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@lastdanceszn
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3 years
I mean 😭😭
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@lastdanceszn
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3 years
The most hilarious scam in tennis has been this man acting like he's still an active tennis player for the past 2+ years
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Simon Häring
3 years
Official. Roger Federer confirms, that he will not be playing the Australian Open. He casts doubt over his Wimbledon participation in 2022. He told @Lematinch : «I would be incredibly surprised, if I would be playing again already in Wimbledon.» #Federer
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3 years
This guy wanted 7 million a year 😭
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@lastdanceszn
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1 year
I can't 😭
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@lastdanceszn
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1 year
@JLPegula Just buy the place next time
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@lastdanceszn
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3 years
Presented without comment
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@lastdanceszn
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10 months
Y i k e s
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@lastdanceszn
Yonis
6 years
If Djokovic lost to Fucsovics then you'd have seen 0 talk about it being weather related, but rather about him not being able to deal with the conditions.. The media is always out to make excuses for certain people🤨
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@lastdanceszn
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3 years
Zlatan & Adriano are the same age, but only one is still going strong at 39 while the other has been gone for 10+ years Talent can only take you so far and your mentality is 50% of the battle when it comes to elite sports imo
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@lastdanceszn
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6 years
Had to unfollow like 80% of Serena fans after reading the disrespectful tweets about Petra last night. It's a tennis match people,not life & death🙄 Using words like "whore" and "east euro trash" is just so out of line. Thanks for showing your asses
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2 years
Garcia just achieved the rare feat of winning titles on 3 different surfaces and did it within 2 months 😂 The ultimate confidence player
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3 years
Carles Puyol being a Djokovic fan is one of the most hilariously random facts
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@lastdanceszn
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4 years
@ashtredame His point was sort of proven tbh They do indeed run EVERYTHING
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@lastdanceszn
Yonis
1 year
Krejcikova is simply the best thing to happen to Women's Tennis at the perfect time. She is capable of taking your breath away each time. The speed and court coverage is a joke. She’s explosive, exhilarating, youthful, & has a charismatic personality. Total generational package.
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1 year
Everytime they think they broke Djokovic, he comes back even stronger 2020 disqualification > wins 3 slams in 2021 2022 deportation > wins 2 out 3 slams he enters (and counting)
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@lastdanceszn
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2 years
Australian government application for case to be adjourned until Wednesday has been refused by the judge
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2 years
Did they ban American/British/French players in 2001 and 2003 after the unlawful invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan???
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2 years
Djokovic as a top seed at AO: 6/6 wins Djokovic as a top seed at RG: 2/7 wins Djokovic as a top seed at Wimbeldon: 4/7 wins Djokovic as a top seed at USO: 2/8 wins
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11 months
This mentality is what got him here One of a kind
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@lastdanceszn
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3 years
Cilic's finest hits at Wimbeldon👇 2012: 2 sets up vs Querrey and lost 2016: 2 aets up vs one-legged Federer and lost 2018: 2 sets up vs Pella and lost 2021: 2 sets up vs Medvedev and lost
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2 years
Serena and Nole won 8 slams each between 2012-2016 but somehow AO+WIM 2015 were the only 2 slams they won the same time😶
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2 years
Nadal only retires/withdraws when he knows he can't win That has been the playbook his whole career so this Wimbeldon injury is no more/less real than his RG injury
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2 years
Medvedev is such a troll
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5 years
With his win today Djokovic is the first player in history to have 3 different 25+ consecutive wins streaks in grand slam tournaments.
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@lastdanceszn
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3 years
From left to right: Hewitt, Roddick, Safin in their primes But Federer fans tell us that Next Gen are useless 🤭
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@lastdanceszn
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5 months
@theStevenRuiz Just 14.2% of Purdy's throws have come behind LOS so let's ignore 86.6% to prove that 49ers have an amazing screen game
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2 years
Rome 2022 is the 11th time Djokovic has won a M1000 title without dropping set (Still 0 times in slams however😰)
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3 years
GOAT era idc idc
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3 years
What a return to starting lineup for the Turkish maestro In the 60 minutes he played, no player had more Xdwcs than Hakan Calhanoglu (Expected Doner With Coke Sold) with his 9.48
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2 years
Smile if you won your slams in a strong era 🥰
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3 months
Never had urge to leave barber without paying because they're a small business fighting for their lives
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@01_eryk @osowxvyy Everyone has had the urge to do this
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3 years
I can't believe i just saw a Nadal fan say "Ruud only made ATP finals because of a clay heavy resume" 😭😭😭😭😭
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4 months
Thiem demise show how little the difference is between being top 5 and barely top 100 If any part of your game declines even 20% then you're in trouble
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Tiempo De Tenis
4 months
"Podría ser mi última oportunidad. Las dos temporadas anteriores terminé N°100 y N°98 y si el ranking es el mismo a final de temporada, hay que pensar si todavía vale la pena". Dominic Thiem 🥺
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4 years
Mamma mia
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2 years
Italians are a different kind of racist🤢 (picture not taken by me)
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2 years
😂😂 mr. humble and not obsessed at it again
@CristinaNcl
C Kristjánsdóttir ●🐊
2 years
Nadal: "I understand that the conversation is always there. It's primarily related to Novak, who has been playing almost every week, unlike Roger and I, who have been injured for such a long time." He doesn't seem to have any grace left.
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2 years
I just saw someone say "Well the version of Rafole that Alcaraz is facing isn't like previous ones" Haven't we been crying out for Nextgen to beat these diminshed versions? at least we finally have someone that would take care of them if they don't play great
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2 years
every win = overcame odds every loss = was injured anyways Any tennis fan who buys this shit is either 10 years old or a fanboy/girl of his
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4 years
GREGORY IS OUT???????? That's it #Topchef is cancelled for this year. I hope Melissa wins it.
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3 years
Daniel James looks like a make-a-wish kid that's being allowed to play for United
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6 years
@Nicolejean @AP What did her behaviour towards umpire and racket abuse have to with her gender?
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2 years
Fritz in middle school (you're welcome Fritzfam)
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He is so one of us 😭
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1 year
It's funny when people do the fake oh i will miss this player and so on when they hated them their whole career I haven't missed Federer and i won't miss Nadal ✌
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Holger to Patrick M right now
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4 years
They said he needs a mask for each nostril😭
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@limuzinaxd They're actually quite normal compared to usual creepy veneers
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5 years
Points to defend the rest of the year: Osaka: 3400 Pliskova: 2418 Halep: 3636 Bertens: 2926 Kerber: 3575 Kvitova: 1800
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Alcaraz completely owned the moment That 5th set was a masterpiece
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6 years
Total points Djokovic has to defend until French open 2019: 695. Total points Nadal has to defend until French open 2019: 8770. 🤔
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4 months
Mats Wilander should win the award for most reactionary analyst every year
@Vickesh
Vickesh | વિકેશ
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Mats saying Aryna will win 7-8 majors over the next 3-4 years. Please 🤐
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2 years
My favorite TT genre is when Vic replies to someone trying to hate on a player and they tweet back with a MP of that exact player beating Halep🤣
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4 months
There's 0 chance Sabalenka capitalizes & 99.9% chance we get a new slam winner
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1 year
Why am i seeing people who pay hundreds and thousands for LAVER CUP complain about practice matches that cost 15-20$? hypocrisy does not exist in some people's dictionaries 🤐
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2 years
@limuzinaxd Halep after learning about her suspension for 2023:
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2 years
Nadal got the worst top 5 player in history in a slam final and Rafans have audacity to complain about Norrie #sitdown
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4 years
@NateSilver538 @DLeonhardt Just say "I don't know" and keep it moving
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1 year
She's....coming(?)
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3 years
I know people who think like this who infected older family members leading to their death😢
@ZubyMusic
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It blows my mind that some people really haven't seen their own family members for a year because the government told them not to. Could never be me.
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2 years
If Eurovision was a person🕺
@Nicarzani
Nicola Arzani
2 years
4th tv flash interview for ⁦ @DjokerNole ⁩ & 4th language spoken…German after English, Italian & Serbian #ibi22
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5 years
@venkats_tweets @FortyDeuceTwits Think she's referring to that Andy knows how tough it is to be a woman(minority) covering sports so he took extra time when answering their questions.
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4 months
I don't think i have ever seen a player whose best and worst are as far apart as Parks
@melanie_lautrup
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Well damn Alycia just lost in the 1st rd of Linz qualifying (& it’s indoors too)
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2 years
Casper trolling his haters by reaching his first M1000 final on hard courts🙊
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5 years
I think Serena & Federer have distorted some fans view of how long a player can play at a really high level. The regression from likes of Radwanska, Berdych, Azarenka etc is totally normal..
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2 years
Hamilton fans really have the audacity to cry about corruption when Glock gifted him an overtake and robbed Massa in 2008 🤔
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5 years
Vika on Halep: " She's just very solid. I don't think she has developed in other areas, but she's just solid" ☠️
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4 years
Conchita deserves a medal if Muguruza wins this title. I thought her career as a top player was over last year.
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Nolefam to go a day day without playing victim challenge
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2 years
Every Mattek-Sands outfit
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2 years
Jokes aside, 3 m1000 in a row is sick and WTA needs a consistent presence at the top so good on Swiatek
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