Erotica Writer. Carnival Ass Nigga. Boogie’s Mama. K&M’s Stepmama. Hutch’s Tink. Yung Scrap Tha Gawd. Born of the fires of chaos. Drenched in Divinity.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Hailing from Nazareth by way of Bethlehem.
The forge of forgiveness,
Mr “This rock can’t hold me, JC in Three!”
From the virgin womb to the empty tomb.
Make some noise on this resurrection Sunday for the one, the only
Jesuuussssss Chriiiiiiiiiist!
I declined a drink from someone I wasn’t interested in & one of his friends snickered & his eyes went vacant so I apologized & accepted the drink. He spent the rest of the night telling me he was glad I took the drink b/c he would’ve blacked on me for embarrassing him.
Men don't do this b/c you're "the best", they do this b/c you're accessible & being accessible to someone who didn't respect you enough to stay faithful to you is no compliment.
He didn't just find out his wife can't cook. He knew & married her over you anyway.
He really does just eat food, tell the internet how it tastes, and minds his business BUT I do believe that he would absolutely set it off in Jesus name behind his family.
Finally called & caught up w/ my homegirl. Her son has been refusing to wear pants since Thursday (he’s 6), her 15 year old daughter got in trouble b/c when her teacher was talking about God creating women to partner w/ men, her daughter said “God created women to right a wrong!”
The only reason this night didn’t end worse for me is b/c when he left me with his friends one of them told the bartender I was the afterparty so make all the drinks extra strong.
The bartender started making my drinks w/ water & chaser & I just pretended they were strong.
I declined a drink from someone I wasn’t interested in & one of his friends snickered & his eyes went vacant so I apologized & accepted the drink. He spent the rest of the night telling me he was glad I took the drink b/c he would’ve blacked on me for embarrassing him.
@ostentatiou5
I’m grateful for the bartender. They told him they were trying to get me drunk to assault me afterwards so he started making me mocktails so I wouldn’t have to stop drinking. He and I together saved my life that night. I believe it wholeheartedly.
Willow was 9, woke up one day and decided she was done. Her dad told her she couldn’t be done b/c she made a deal with “Mr. Jay-Z” & Willow told her dad HE made a deal w/ Mr. Jay-Z. When he wouldn’t listen to her she said “ok” and the next morning had shaved her head bald.
Having to act like you’re getting drunk in the company of people who are drunk & trying to get you drunk so they can take advantage of you is NOT the experience you plan to have when you go for a night out.
He behaves like someone that I would expect to see on a "You rejected me in high school because I was a geek but look at me now, I'm chic!" episode of Maury.
@TamTamsWorld
The bartender. He let them get trashed & then had security escort them out for being intoxicated. They loudly demanded I be brought out with them b/c they didn’t “Feed that bitch drinks all night for her to not hit the crew.” Bartender told security I wasn’t with them.
@Yeshthagr8
Having to dance with, smile at, be touched by someone in a party while they repeatedly tell you they’re having a good time & would’ve hurt you if you hadn’t given them the opportunity to spend time with you is actually the stuff of nightmares.
@Juliaisfluff
I’ve seen that darkness before & you never forget it. When I saw it in him, I immediately switched to “I thought you asked if that was my drink!” and pointed to an empty cup on the bar and laughed. Then he “came back” and laughed too and ordered my drink.
@TamTamsWorld
The bartender. He let them get trashed & then had security escort them out for being intoxicated. They loudly demanded I be brought out with them b/c they didn’t “Feed that bitch drinks all night for her to not hit the crew.” Bartender told security I wasn’t with them.
I don't know if it was Vanessa or someone close to her that locked her IG account, but I'm glad they did it. Y'all was gonna black hearts and snakes and purple and gold heart her posts and nobody needs that when they're grieving such a loss.
If people stopped regarding being single as some sort of failure, perhaps folks would stop dating people they barely like or people who barely like them just for the sake of being able to say they're not alone.
Just a thought.
My part-time job offered me a full-time position today. This comes on the heels of me wondering just yesterday how I was gonna afford to pay my son's tuition in the Fall.
Jesus on the mainline, tell him what you want.
@itsisaiahk_
Without fail. People will ask why I didn’t leave a place I had every right to be in because someone else didn’t like that I didn’t want to be a blowup doll for strangers. Like me walking out alone wouldn’t have just sped their night up.
Pregnancy is not a life-threatening illness, and the abortion pill does not cure or prevent any disease. Make no mistake, Mifeprex is a dangerous pill. That’s why 20 of my Republican colleagues and I are urging
@US_FDA
to classify it as such.
The God I serve wouldn't send me a messenger that would harm me in order for me to receive her blessing. My God's blessings aren't performative and you can swing by Matthew 4:1-11 for a more on that.
Stop telling people that they need to suffer to be blessed. That's not true.
@TamTamsWorld
It absolutely was. It’s one of the reasons I’ll play along with anyone who walks up & starts talking to me like they know me. I always assume they need help.
We were cool until he told me to not greet him with "Good Morning" because every new day is a blessing & not one we should greet with something as sad as "mourning". When I tried to explain to him that they weren't the same, he told me not to be fooled by the white man's English.
I met a guy on a Saturday night and on the following Tuesday he asked me to “loan” him $4800 so he could buy a new motorcycle after his was allegedly damaged at a hotel. When I told him no, he asked for $2000, when I said no to that he said “Can you give me ANY money today?”
@imalexsparks
I went to a party after dinner on a first date and a bouncer pulled me aside and told me that it was only gonna be a matter of time before that man let me know I’m not safe with him. I never talked to him again.
@Sasha_Doll
I hadn’t even had a chance to connect with them yet. We were meeting at the party because I was coming from the furthest away. Not uncommon for us then or now. Just now we try to at travel in pairs.
@Ovary_Buster_
That man’s eyes went black as Uncle Charles before he went to the crossroads and I apologized so fast. “Sorry, I thought you asked if that was my drink!” with a fake ass smile and chuckle. Scary af.