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@ladyblovebytes

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Erotica Writer. Carnival Ass Nigga. Boogie’s Mama. K&M’s Stepmama. Hutch’s Tink. Yung Scrap Tha Gawd. Born of the fires of chaos. Drenched in Divinity.

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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
2 years
Ladies and gentlemen, Hailing from Nazareth by way of Bethlehem. The forge of forgiveness, Mr “This rock can’t hold me, JC in Three!” From the virgin womb to the empty tomb. Make some noise on this resurrection Sunday for the one, the only Jesuuussssss Chriiiiiiiiiist!
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
I declined a drink from someone I wasn’t interested in & one of his friends snickered & his eyes went vacant so I apologized & accepted the drink. He spent the rest of the night telling me he was glad I took the drink b/c he would’ve blacked on me for embarrassing him.
@BleuCapone
OG BLËU CHEESE
7 months
Stop accepting drinks from men you don’t like. Women really are broke bozos man.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
5 years
Men don't do this b/c you're "the best", they do this b/c you're accessible & being accessible to someone who didn't respect you enough to stay faithful to you is no compliment. He didn't just find out his wife can't cook. He knew & married her over you anyway.
@pleased0nut
Ⓜ️AY26 ♊️🇹🇹🥳
5 years
LMFAOOO y’all. My ex just text me 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
He really does just eat food, tell the internet how it tastes, and minds his business BUT I do believe that he would absolutely set it off in Jesus name behind his family.
@Mrs_Jumpman23
The Stoned Baker 😮‍💨👩🏾‍🍳
7 months
And I oop! Keith Lee said wtf he said Shade Room! 😤
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
2 years
Finally called & caught up w/ my homegirl. Her son has been refusing to wear pants since Thursday (he’s 6), her 15 year old daughter got in trouble b/c when her teacher was talking about God creating women to partner w/ men, her daughter said “God created women to right a wrong!”
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
The only reason this night didn’t end worse for me is b/c when he left me with his friends one of them told the bartender I was the afterparty so make all the drinks extra strong. The bartender started making my drinks w/ water & chaser & I just pretended they were strong.
@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
I declined a drink from someone I wasn’t interested in & one of his friends snickered & his eyes went vacant so I apologized & accepted the drink. He spent the rest of the night telling me he was glad I took the drink b/c he would’ve blacked on me for embarrassing him.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@ostentatiou5 I’m grateful for the bartender. They told him they were trying to get me drunk to assault me afterwards so he started making me mocktails so I wouldn’t have to stop drinking. He and I together saved my life that night. I believe it wholeheartedly.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Y'all think Ciara is settling b/c you haven't had a relationship w/ someone who surprises you w/ anything besides infidelity.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@be1ofone They’ve got to hear it from another man for it to register.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
3 years
Willow was 9, woke up one day and decided she was done. Her dad told her she couldn’t be done b/c she made a deal with “Mr. Jay-Z” & Willow told her dad HE made a deal w/ Mr. Jay-Z. When he wouldn’t listen to her she said “ok” and the next morning had shaved her head bald.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
Having to act like you’re getting drunk in the company of people who are drunk & trying to get you drunk so they can take advantage of you is NOT the experience you plan to have when you go for a night out.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
6 years
You take over my bank account for 24 hours, I'll take over yours for 24 hours and we'll reconvene to discuss our findings after that. Deal?
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Just had a conversation with someone real close to me about this 4:44 Bey & Jay thing & I'm heartbroken for her.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
2 years
“My husband wants another baby and I want to abandon my family because why are my kids torturing me????”
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Answers my phone when he was younger "Hello. Why are you calling my mom after 9 when she has to go to work tomorrow? Don't you have a job?"
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
You lie to somebody & let them pour themselves into you & when you've gotten all you want/need you walk away from them.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
You're "sorry" a hundred times but that apology is just to clear your conscience.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Y'all think breakups are just "a thing" for people to get over. Some people don't make it.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Not everyone can handle that. Not everyone can just replenish themselves when you've taken so much out of them.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
4 years
He behaves like someone that I would expect to see on a "You rejected me in high school because I was a geek but look at me now, I'm chic!" episode of Maury.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Plenty of y'all sent a woman straight into a depression she's still dealing w/ & you don't know it b/c you were done using her.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
I pray for the daughters of you selfish niggas for real.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@layla_job He did. Honestly, it was probably about 20 minutes between when I arrived, they accosted me, and they were removed. Felt like hours.
@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@TamTamsWorld The bartender. He let them get trashed & then had security escort them out for being intoxicated. They loudly demanded I be brought out with them b/c they didn’t “Feed that bitch drinks all night for her to not hit the crew.” Bartender told security I wasn’t with them.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Using their feelings for you to still have access to them until it's no longer convenient for you & then cutting them off cold.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
3 years
It me.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
B/c I learned the hard way that 90% of ppl don't care about your problems & the other 10% are glad you have them.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
I really want people as a whole to stop hurting each other. I know it's a silly thing to say out loud but that's all I can sum it up as.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@SweetTee720 That’s what confuses me. This nigga could beat you to death but he wishes you well. Baby, be grateful and leave that man alone…
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Lying & using people b/c you don't want to lose access to them & how they treat you knowing damn well you don't deserve it.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@Yeshthagr8 Having to dance with, smile at, be touched by someone in a party while they repeatedly tell you they’re having a good time & would’ve hurt you if you hadn’t given them the opportunity to spend time with you is actually the stuff of nightmares.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@superlative_joy Not one. No one looked embarrassed, ashamed, concerned. No one looked away. They were…hungry
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@tenilleclarke1 An IMMEDIATE factory recall!
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
You lie to that woman b/c you love how amazing & invincible her love makes you feel & if she knew the truth she'd take it away.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
I'm not saying stay w/ someone you don't want to be with. But you don't need to walk all over people to stand in the sun.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Y'all niggas gotta stop using the words "love" & "friend" just b/c you can pronounce it.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@Juliaisfluff I’ve seen that darkness before & you never forget it. When I saw it in him, I immediately switched to “I thought you asked if that was my drink!” and pointed to an empty cup on the bar and laughed. Then he “came back” and laughed too and ordered my drink.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
And there'll be other women who fall for your shit. But a substitute ain't never been better than the original.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@TamTamsWorld The bartender. He let them get trashed & then had security escort them out for being intoxicated. They loudly demanded I be brought out with them b/c they didn’t “Feed that bitch drinks all night for her to not hit the crew.” Bartender told security I wasn’t with them.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Fucking lives are at stake. Not everyone talks about their depression. You don't know where someone is at in their struggle so be decent.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Your daughter probably isn't gonna believe you when you say "Men ain't shit" until she feels heartbreak at the hands of an ain't shit man.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
2 years
@moneyymaya She was like “B, please talk to her!” Me: Ok, but I don’t know if I disagree.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
She's over it my nigga. The thought of you makes her sick b/c the thought of compromising herself the way she did before makes her sick.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
And even if she doesn't hate you she can't go back to you b/c she worked hard af to trust herself again after you broke her.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
You missed her sitting in her house in the dark tryna figure out why if she gave you everything she had was it still not enough.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
4 years
I don't know if it was Vanessa or someone close to her that locked her IG account, but I'm glad they did it. Y'all was gonna black hearts and snakes and purple and gold heart her posts and nobody needs that when they're grieving such a loss.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
4 years
If people stopped regarding being single as some sort of failure, perhaps folks would stop dating people they barely like or people who barely like them just for the sake of being able to say they're not alone. Just a thought.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
5 years
My part-time job offered me a full-time position today. This comes on the heels of me wondering just yesterday how I was gonna afford to pay my son's tuition in the Fall. Jesus on the mainline, tell him what you want.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
2 years
@charlie_clickz Emptied the clip in class!
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
I tell all my friends you gotta forgive yourself & rebuild trust in yourself in order to truly move on. I know that shit b/c I've lived it.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@itsisaiahk_ Without fail. People will ask why I didn’t leave a place I had every right to be in because someone else didn’t like that I didn’t want to be a blowup doll for strangers. Like me walking out alone wouldn’t have just sped their night up.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
She genuinely believed she no longer had worth & ended her life. It doesn't cost you anything to be fucking decent.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
4 years
My mother died during childbirth. So I'm gonna go on record as saying that pregnancy can be, in fact, life-threatening.
@SenTedCruz
Senator Ted Cruz
4 years
Pregnancy is not a life-threatening illness, and the abortion pill does not cure or prevent any disease. Make no mistake, Mifeprex is a dangerous pill. That’s why 20 of my Republican colleagues and I are urging @US_FDA to classify it as such.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
That's the rule my nigga. That woman is gonna get fed up, leave you & never give half a Damn about you again & you're gonna be sick.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
4 years
@PBS_Impulse9 Hopefully she learned to let the lash glue get tacky before application so they don't fall off.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
They loved her as much they did could treat her how he did, leave her feeling how she did. She thought something was wrong with her.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
You missed the countless nights she cried so hard she thought her tears were blood b/c you wouldn't call or come by
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
Usher’s residency is so good the NFL asked if they could play a lil game at his concert and the ever benevolent performer agreed.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@deannntoinette @ostentatiou5 Not the slightest concern that the bartender might try to save me
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Y'all niggas end up lonely because after a while even your own friends get sick of your shit. Have fun though.
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7 months
@LL_Cool_AF Like, beat your ass through praise and worship!
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
You're the man though, right? You're free to do whatever you want, right? No strings, no commitments & all it cost you was someone's peace.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
When you finished using her & you didn't want to feel guilty about how you made her feel you stopped checking on her.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Instead of just being someone who is deserving you deceive her. How tf do you even sleep at night?!
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
5 years
Dassa bootyhole!
@Gizmodo
Gizmodo
5 years
Spectacular new crater discovered on Mars
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
I tell everyone I'm "fine" when they ask me what's wrong. It's an automatic response at this point.
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@ladyblovebytes
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7 years
But you know that man ain't no good because he's just like you. You see so much of you in him that you want to beat the shit out of him
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
You don't have nothing bad to say about her. She was good to you & you were being a dick & now you're wading in the shallow ass dating pool.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
And that'll probably be the first time in your life that "The sins of the father" line will make any sense to you at all.
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Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
I mean, my girl was so overcome w/ grief that she didn't want to live anymore. She died b/c she couldn't figure out how someone who said
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
A while back a WW reported me to the manager of Sephora for not assisting her. I've NEVER worked at Sephora. The manager apologized to HER.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
A couple months ago a friend of mine killed herself behind a nigga that hollowed her out. I still struggle with that today.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
6 years
The God I serve wouldn't send me a messenger that would harm me in order for me to receive her blessing. My God's blessings aren't performative and you can swing by Matthew 4:1-11 for a more on that. Stop telling people that they need to suffer to be blessed. That's not true.
@AJasmere
Ariyanna Jasmere
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Canceling people is cool until you accidentally cancel people God sent. Missed out on a whole blessing because you couldn’t handle the turbulence.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@TamTamsWorld It absolutely was. It’s one of the reasons I’ll play along with anyone who walks up & starts talking to me like they know me. I always assume they need help.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
You don't think heartbreak can happen to you. That's why when that shit happens you be stuck in your house feeling like you wanna die.
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7 years
You think all those times she cried to your face but you made love to her & she found some comfort means you have the power over everything?
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@ladyblovebytes
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7 years
I try to treat people well b/c I have a son & I don't want anyone to break him b/c when I was young & selfish I broke down somebody's son.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Because you protect her from everything, you treat her like royalty, you love her in ways you don't even know how to love yourself.
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Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
You forget that she'll meet someone as charming as you. Someone who knows exactly what to say & do.
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@ladyblovebytes
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7 years
b/c you know what he's about. She won't listen & she'll be heartbroken & sick one day & you'll be rocked to your core b/c you can't fix it
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
5 years
We were cool until he told me to not greet him with "Good Morning" because every new day is a blessing & not one we should greet with something as sad as "mourning". When I tried to explain to him that they weren't the same, he told me not to be fooled by the white man's English.
@Blike_Dante
Fade in Da Water
5 years
Did y’all ever date a hotep? Lemme rephrase: attempt to date someone but then found out they were a hotep later? This is gender neutral.
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Orillia’s Very Own
4 years
I met a guy on a Saturday night and on the following Tuesday he asked me to “loan” him $4800 so he could buy a new motorcycle after his was allegedly damaged at a hotel. When I told him no, he asked for $2000, when I said no to that he said “Can you give me ANY money today?”
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Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Y'all think Jay gave you a recipe for being ain't shit & having a good woman? Y'all missed the whole fucking point.
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7 months
@imalexsparks I went to a party after dinner on a first date and a bouncer pulled me aside and told me that it was only gonna be a matter of time before that man let me know I’m not safe with him. I never talked to him again.
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@ladyblovebytes
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7 years
You're so proud to be running the street w/ your niggas being trash & unattached. Y'all don't even talk about feelings so you don't know
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@ladyblovebytes
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7 years
She'll think she's found what you told her to look for & she'll laugh off your "He's no good" as "Daddy is just protective."
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@ladyblovebytes
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7 years
If you think I'm talking shit, think about the woman that you think about when shit is going wrong that you wish you were ready for way back
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7 years
You're so stupid in your state of selfishness that you glossed right over the fact that he told y'all about the pain that found him.
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7 years
Jay not losing his wife is the exception, not the rule. But y'all niggas gon nig.
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7 years
PAY ATTENTION. This is them trying to make Pence look "clean" so that everyone will be more accepting of his easing into being President.
@yashar
Yashar Ali 🐘
7 years
CNN reporting: Pence wants answers, wants to know which White House Aide kept info from him.
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7 years
She's barely hanging on everyday & you did that.
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7 years
Y'all dont heed warnings about heartbreak b/c you feel the same way about love as an adult that you felt about danger as a child. Invincible
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
That "friend" shit isn't even real. Not a single thing he couldn't call me for no matter how big or small I was running.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@Sasha_Doll I hadn’t even had a chance to connect with them yet. We were meeting at the party because I was coming from the furthest away. Not uncommon for us then or now. Just now we try to at travel in pairs.
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@esotericchild_ Weapons aren’t gonna fix it. If I had a taser, I might’ve gotten one or two of them if I was lucky. I’m not John Wick.
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Orillia’s Very Own
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@SwitchThaWeirdo And you’re saying this as a man. The first thing I thought to myself was “If you don’t fix this he’s going to kill you.”
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Orillia’s Very Own
7 months
@Ovary_Buster_ That man’s eyes went black as Uncle Charles before he went to the crossroads and I apologized so fast. “Sorry, I thought you asked if that was my drink!” with a fake ass smile and chuckle. Scary af.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
Your niggas don't wanna do this shit no more. They don't want to push up on 40 & be chasing girls. They wanna go home to someone who cares.
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
You call that woman every day out of the blue all of a sudden & wrack your brain all night to remember what she was begging for
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@ladyblovebytes
Orillia’s Very Own
7 years
But y'all put on for each other like a pair of dummies.
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@ladyblovebytes
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7 years
You can't sleep so you spend every night tryna figure out how to win her back. Then spend all day executing the plans you came up with.
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