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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

11 months

Let’s play a game of “What’s in your Pride Fanny pack?”

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

I’m a pan-duh! I ventured into the unknown land of underwear construction and made a matching th*ng

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Are there enough male entertainers in Houston? Should I throw myself into the ring? 🫣🫠

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Kendejo

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2 years

Someone typed 5318008 into a calculator

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Kendejo

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1 year

Tenor Sax Era

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Been a minute since y’all have seen some yoga from me. Here, take this backbend!

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

7 months

Oh hey legs

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

I believe I was hired here just to carry a bunch of yoga mats

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Texas girls during homecoming:

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Here I am procrastinating because I don’t want to go to the fabric store in the cold

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

9 months

And just like that, it’s one day closer to Halloween 😍

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Since the girls are posting Beyonce looks this week. I might as well join in on the fun. All looks made by ✨me✨

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

After yoga class handstand work

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

11 months

Did someone mention sweat?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Before and after! Replaced a flimsy zipper closure with a lace up back.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Who knew Houston’s main export to Vegas was Dr*g Qu*ens?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

10 months

When are we gonna have a game night, bro?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Boy lifting heavy things

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Two clumsy boys do not need to use p*ppers. I have had that stuff spill on me twice already ☠️

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Good Morning Tw*tter

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

*liked your message* is not a response. It is, in fact, the end of the conversation.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Officially a montrose resident!

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

If you are sexually active and are not routinely getting an STI test…don’t get offended when I decline your advances. For everyone’s sake, get tested.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Have gay, will jockstrap.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Mouthful of carpet. Because ✨yoga✨

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

It was such a fun experience recreating this gown from Tina’s Private Dancer music video!

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Did I just fill an old lavender oil bottle with poppers? Yes, I did. It’s called Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Considering getting a bf and moving in just to save on rent

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

8 months

I found some white socks. So let’s recreate this 🥵

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

2020 Digital Drag seems like such a fever dream to me. Like I really directed and filmed a whole Cell Block Tango Video where one person played all seven(?) parts. I also edited it over night just to not see one cent of the profits for said video.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

3 months

@aspicylad this has helped me to not get burns on my nose from pöppers

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

I decided to be a helpful son and do yard work for my parents today. I ended up getting stung by a hornet. No good deed goes unpunished….

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

In my corset making era

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Do I think I’m a sex siren? No. But what is one or two levels lower than that? Sex alarm clock? Sex air horn? I’m that.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Some of my latest work!

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

My Harry Potter era is featured at my grandma’s house

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

The way to my heart is through pizza

shirts that go hard

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Checking out guys at the STD clinic is a green flag right? Like, they care about their health?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

10 months

Good morning, girl boss!

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

If you ever want to sew and don’t want to cut fabric on the floor…get two of these foldable tables (since most fabrics are 60” in width) your back will thank you. I fold them up and store them under my bed when I’m not using them.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

My metaphor for carrying the band on my shoulders

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Kendejo

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1 year

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Ok…I liked your ig story…can we f*ck already?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

It is always the people with the “private” accounts that have the most to say.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

What if we kiss at midnight on NYE?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

5 months

In my thrift flip era

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Next up on the sewing table. Am I a mas*chist?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

10 months

Oh so we are using the AI app for promo pics?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

11 months

Why is it so difficult to foster queer friendships without the notion of s*x or anything romantic. Like, can’t we just be friends and hang?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

It’s crazy to think how pieces I’ve made have been sold and traded throughout the years. I made something June 2020 and am just now seeing it being worn by miss Texas. Like what? 🤯

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

So much traffic on my account lately. What is going on? Am I ✨popular✨?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Apparently it takes 10 days for things said on here to reach the FB people

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Finally have my sewing station all organized and set up in my new space. So excited to begin working on more projects!

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

10 months

Every time I see NPNC on gr*ndr I read it as NPC and think about Queen Pinkydoll

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

11 months

Dear Anthony, this is a reminder to prioritize being in spaces where you are celebrated and not just tolerated.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Yeah you can sew…but do you have a ✨vision✨?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

WIP it’s becoming a study on draping techniques

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

@ambervnderbilt Already did!

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Nothing is more attractive than someone with goals and ambition

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Gremlin sighting

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

In my waxed h*le era

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

My kind of Halloween costume. Something slutty with animal ears on.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Isn’t she the cutest?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Wow am I really going to make this costume designer thing a full time gig? Time to get to sketching!

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

4 months

Let me sit outside of this building for…research…

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Today was the day someone quit drag

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Add a sequin Leo and shoulder pads. Almost there!

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

After this week of celibacy…god help anyone I come into contact with next week

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Grateful to still stay in contact with (most of) the drag children even though their mother and I split up 1.5 years ago. I support their growth as human beings and entertainers 100%.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

11 months

Take a hit of p*ppers while listening to “Padam” on the Eagle dance floor is peak 2023 Pride.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

10 months

As someone who as been practicing hot yoga for over 5 years, if you want to be a better bottom, do some yoga! Let me start getting a seminar together on the topic.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

If I put my job title as Textile Engineer instead of Seamstress, do you think the corporate hoo-ha’s on LinkedIn would clock me?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

If “hanging” out is just us sitting on the couch watching tik toks together and laughing…like…that’s cool with me.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

If you have tongue skills like this DM me

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Good morning to Petey Pablo!

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Here’s your one chance, Fancy, don’t let me down

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

I am impressed by AHF Wellness Center for free and rapid STI testing. I took my tests Saturday afternoon and received results today (Monday). If you ever need to get tested, I recommend them. Deff set aside about 90 mins to be processed in the line though.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

11 months

Let me tell you a little bit about couponing at Jo*nn

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

10 months

Is it customary to start a date with outdoor barn s*x? Or am I just a lucky girl?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

8 months

This is your sign that you have a couple of days left for a $20 membership to Cl*b Houston.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Why does my sister’s puppy look like a fried chicken tender?

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

8 months

Me on my way to the pantry at 3am to get a snacky snack

animals going goblin mode

@mischiefanimals

9 months

i'm living in your walls

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Me looking at my friends’ location: “let’s check in on my little tamagotchis”

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

@ReginaTDuBois Idk what you are talking about. That is BEYONCE!

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

Passing by a part of town that I use to live in during a past chapter of my life has me nostalgic…then I came to my senses and realized that I romanticized those memories and I’m glad that I am in a new chapter.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

3 months

Maybe the universe is telling me that I should be ace. Because this hooking up thing ain’t it rn

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

2 years

I am at that point in my life where I would rather stay home and play Pokémon than go on a date. And I’m at peace with that.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

7 months

I always see people going up flights of stairs two steps at a time, but I never see people going down flights of stairs two at a time 🤔

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

4 months

Living in an apartment building in montrose means hearing Detox’s Supersonic being blasted through the paper thin walls by my neighbor on a Sunday morning.

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Kendejo

@la_vida_nando

1 year

Maybe I shouldn’t have had that last cup of coffee at 7 pm. Ya boy is wired still!

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