@spakhm
I'm not sure 2 days will be enough to *really* know SQL.
After all,
@MarkusWinand
said you're basically lying if you put "SQL" on your resume while not knowing what window functions are...
May I suggest this excellent website to make your SQL better ?
Mon père regardant le programme de
#JDLL
:
- "PostgreSQL pour débutants", ça m'intéresse, ça.T'as vu qu'il y a cette conférence, Lætitia ?
- Papa, c'est moi qui la donne...
Hello,
This is your kindly reminder that the
@PostgreSQL
project created a "Don't do this" wikipage. Please read it and avoid implemented each and every case!
Some tech: "We've reached the limits of
#PostgreSQL
"
Me: "Let me rephrase. Your bad design data model and badly designed application including several well-known antipatterns do not work as your twisted brain expected."
I'll uphold
@PostgreSQL
with my last breath!
Hello,
I'm very excited, proud and honoured to have been added to the
@PostgreSQL
list of contributors!
It shows the project also rewards non-code contributions and I think it's excellent news!
Hey companies out there,
This is a kindly reminder that "
@PostgreSQL
is free" does not mean all your employees will magically turn into Postgres expert overnight!
You'll still need to spend some money for trainings, advices, design, consultants and even hosting/hardware!
Bonjour
@PIKTURASCHOOL
,
Pourriez- vous faire attention à votre communication s'il vous plaît?
Ma fille est allée vous voir au salon de l'orientation de Strasbourg en disant qu'elle aimait le dessin et les jeux vidéos.
1/x
If you want to learn and practice SQL, just know
#PostgreSQL
is more compilant to the SQL standard.
And you can also try , to learn and practice online.
Are you learning
#SQL
on Oracle Database and looking for FREE instances to practice on?
@thatjeffsmith
shows you how using
Live SQL
Always Free Oracle Autonomous Cloud Database Service
VirtualBox Database Appliance
Oracle Database XE
@CodeKaio
@_clembell
Le préavis est d'une semaine par mois passé quand c'est l'employeur qui met fin à la période d'essai.
Si c'est l'employé, c'est 48h calendaires.
We're pretty excited to tell you that Postgres
@CERN
will be a thing! It will be held at
@CERN_FR
the 17th of January.
You'll be able to visit CERN in the morning and you'll enjoy
@PostgreSQL
conf talks the afternoon!
It's free. Please register here:
In France, we take cheese really seriously...
cervelle de canut, cendré, bouton de culotte, rocamadour, chèvre aux tomates séchées, chèvre sec, étorki, bleu de chèvre (with cherry marmelade), tome de Savoie, Saint Nectaire, comté, bleu de gex, camembert
@amv_ac
@gromuald
Ça fait depuis 2008 que je propose cette manière de se saluer.
Elle permet aussi d'éviter un contact physique aux personnes qui ne sont pas à l'aise avec et de supprimer la bise ou le serrage de mains qui ne sont pas hygiéniques du tout...
Just a reminder that the
#Postgres
community is not responsible for
#Amazon
RDS support.
If you're not satisfied with Amazon support answer, maybe it's time to move to a real
#PostgreSQL
database.
@DocPepper_FR
Go compétition!!!
Les championnats départements sont pendant les vacances d'automne. Les championnats régionaux pendant les vacances d'hiver et les championnats nationaux pendant les vacances de printemps.
@novallkhan
@tapoueh
At a lot of technical events, people ask me if I'm marketing or sales... Even though I wear a speaker badge, they don't think I might be tech...
Upgrading to the latest version of Postgres is not about getting some new fancy unstable features.
It's about a new stable release with huge performance improvements.
Elle a fait le summer camp girls can code à 13 ans et à codé un microbit et un bot discord. À 14 ans, elle s'est attaqué à advent of code. Et cette année, elle apprend le V!
Arrêtez avec les stéréotypes!
Qu'est ce qui vous fait croire qu'une fille n'aime pas le code?
3/x
This is your kindly reminder that should you encounter performance issue with
@PostgreSQL
due to wrong choices while designing the data model, the best option is to fix the data model, not trying to force the optimizer to choose a path that you think is better.
@Dixie3Flatline
@fuzzychef
It means that they'll say to the team "we tried hiring, but couldn't find someone. We guess the only solution is for you to do free overtime to compensate the missing teammate."
In this particular US context, there's something I need to share.
I did use abortion. I was a married woman with 2 children and no desire for more children. It happens. Ask your sisters, mothers, and daughters.
No woman should be forced to give birth if they don't want to.
New interview freshly released on the
@avocadogrowth
blog!
Discover the inspiring portrait of Laetitia
@l_avrot
, Field CTO and PostgreSQL contributor emeritus, as well as the founder of Postgres Women.
Dive into her journey and her captivating profession. 🥑
✏Never store dates or timestamps as strings in your database! It will eliminate many built-in checks (and keep you awake at night!)!
... Tweet sent after production issues with a 24:59:59 Timestamp... 🙄🤦♀️
#sql
#database
#programming
If you run a virtual conf event with pre-recorded videos, here's FYI:
- it took me 5 waffle batches and 4 full days to record and video edit my pg_waffles talk
- it took me 2 full days to record and video edit my psql talk
On top of preparing the talk and writing the slides
Hey
@UnitedAirlines
,
This is my name exactly as written on my legal document... What am I supposed to do? Lie to you or ask the French government to change their processes?
If your company relies on Open Source projects, instead of demanding a fix from the pro bono developers, you might want to invest and pay either your own developers or the community developers to fix it.
If you don't see it, your moral compass is defective.
No, it was not a joke. "Our paying customers need X, when will you fix it?" may not be the best way to introduce yourself to an open source project.
#TodayInOpenSource
My husband told me he had no idea what autovacuum is but that he had well understood it should be turned on...
I hope my customers will have understood it as well...
#PostgreSQL
***MEET OUR SPEAKERS***
@l_avrot
is Senior Consultant for
@EDBPostgres
and is a recognized
#PostgreSQL
project contributor. In her lecture she will talk about the new features of Postgres 14 and give a few tips to optimize working with “psql”.
Have you tried writing C code for
#PostgreSQL
while having to deal with a 6 y-o complaining that she doesn't know what to do and that life is boring?
You should, because if you can do this, there's nothing you can't do...
My laptop was stolen. I haven't lost anything valuable (thanks to gitlab and Google drive), my storage was encrypted and I was able to lock down my account remotely...
But I'm still missing my .bash_profile, my .tmux.conf and my .vimrc...
What's that ?
Transactional DDL ?!?!?!
Find out when and how on my Office Hours session tomorrow.
(and no, there's no hidden DDL triggers etc floating around here)
hello
@kaggle
,
This is 2023. UTF-8 does exist and you should be aware there are languages out there that are not English (shocking news) with characters you don't expect.
Anyhow, this is disrespecting my name and you should do better.
@yournameisvalid
Hi all,
My slides (de-mystifying contributing to PostgreSQL) are available on the FOSDEM page ().
If you attended my talk, you've seen there isn't much text on it, but don't worry: the downloadable deck has text
:-)
It's ok to think you're right, but if you hired an expert and the expert disagrees with you, maybe you should start to listen and reconsider your position?
Of the respondents who use tools to connect PostgreSQL for queries & administration tasks, psql (69.4%), pgAdmin (35.3%), and
@dbeaver_news
(26.2%) were the top three choices.
For more information, see our blog post on PostgreSQL tools, in addition to psql
L'intervenant sur le stand lui a dit qu'il y avait aussi de la programmation et que ça risquait de lui plaire moins.
Ma fille code depuis ses 9 ans. Elle a donné une conférence devant 70 personnes en anglais sur le langage SQL à 12 ans.
2/x
When someone is bragging about having a huge database (several TB) and after asking some questions you find out that they simply failed at defining their data retention policy...
@DBAReactions
@sjstoelting
@PostgresWomen
@pgconfeu
1- Invite them, instead of waiting for them to apply to the CFP.
2- Discuss with the companies so they send women attending and speaking (More women attending means more women speaking in the following years)
3- Offer free mentoring
4- Provide travel and accommodation money
It's frustrating when you answer a first simple question by DM on a technical slack and you end up with the guy asking personal questions late at night...
It's frustrating because I really do think that this kind of inappropriate behaviour is done by an annoying minority...
@samokhvalov
@ascherbaum
@the_hydrobiont
For your information, I use this tutorial from Digital Ocean to show my students they need to be very careful about any tutorial they can find on the internet regarding postgres...
No, pgdump is not a backup. It's a data export.
Dear HR people,
Yes, it is insulting that you're thinking I would be perfect for your PostgreSQL/MySQL/Mariadb DBA open position.
Please read (and understand) the profiles before approaching people!
Have a nice day,
Lætitia