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Movies. Aspiring Tolkienist. King of the Hill historian. Lover of Sea Shanties. Probably watching Criminal Minds

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Agent 711โ€™s King of the Hill full series ranking! I tell you what! #KOTHranked
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Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours! ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆƒ
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Not sure if anyone needed this but hereโ€™s Jason Alexander in an episode of Criminal Minds
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@pattbb8 John Wayne backstage
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ROBBBED BY HOT DOG FINGERS
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happy st patrickโ€™s day to kerry condon shouting yer all FECKING boring
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In S3E19 of KOTH titled โ€œHankโ€™s Cowboy Movieโ€, Hank can be seen clearly using charcoal in an old home movie which was used to get the Cowboys training camp to come to Arlen, despite being a staunch opponent of the heat source. โ€œYou know I made that BBQ out of two old BBQs?โ€
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@MoRuf88 Some WHAT?
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@indianloonie @bestatbeatme Grok no let tribe sleep in
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@ocmd73 Yes lol
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#Dachshunds is trending must post Bob
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That looks fucking horrible Iโ€™m sorry
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I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ll ever get over the fact that Martin Freeman gave us as close to a perfect portrayal of Bilbo Baggins we probably will ever get and his performance is lost in 3 offensively mediocre movies
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@McSeol_NYC @Patrick_Wyman We donโ€™t talk about that
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@Srirachachau Why the hell didnโ€™t they just call it The Clone Wars
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@stupidtrashboy This is something he would do to get out of a big presentation at work
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@coopercooperco Youโ€™re asking the wrong questions
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Youโ€™ll never guess in a million years what this tweet is a reply to
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@IJasonAlexander you killed this
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@PatBlanchfield @JayDeeWriting โ€˜Here we have my Hitler Rookie Card
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@badgraphix Hank started at Strickland in his mid twenties after a promising career hawking dungarees at Jeans West
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This man is making Chuck Norris jokes in the year of our Lord 2023
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@SlommyForKitty Iโ€™m just saying the CG looks bad
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Has Chloรซ Grace Moretz ever been in anything that wasnโ€™t ass?
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Amazon has canceled โ€˜THE PERIPHERALโ€™ after one season despite already renewing it for a second season back in February. ()
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Will we ever get a dvd release of Midnight Mass?? @flanaganfilm
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@bigcontentguy Also, thatโ€™s not what fucking POV means
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Thatโ€™s @AOC
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. @chancetherapper pulled up to Game 4 of the #WNBA Semifinals in Chicago ๐Ÿ™Œ
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@thefingerthing Thatโ€™s after heโ€™s disillusioned by the fact that Mr. Stricklandโ€™s house had all electric appliances
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@saltystvph @Abella_Danger Thatโ€™s legit the whitest thing Iโ€™ve ever seen
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@ridgewallet I too shoot my wallets but they always get destroyed. This will be great for when Iโ€™m shooting my wallet.
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@_mnr__ That one is BRUTAL
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@AjMurray21 I thought Men was good!
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@Castellani2014 This is an โ€˜old man yells at cloudโ€™ take
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@Srirachachau My favorite part is the guy in the background is clearly reading a porno mag
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@WorldofIsaac My son finally got his own chair for watching football with dad ๐Ÿ‘
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Hear me out, if you put aside the god awful visual effects, Spawn is really not that good of a movie
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I watched SPAWN today for the first time and I need you all to see the 'final battle.'
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Welcome to the world, Noah! Thank you to everyone for the well wishes!
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I was once at a dive bar in Philly that served me a hot dog on a paper towel. Thatโ€™s a dive. Nothing in these pictures is less than 28 dollars.
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Just because the restaurant has a neon Miller Lite sign hanging on the wall doesnโ€™t mean itโ€™s a dive bar
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@indianloonie Like 2 or 3 different times lol
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@KFCBarstool How old was she here??? Good lord thatโ€™s creepy.
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โ€˜I cannot sanction your buffooneryโ€™
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LMAOOOOO FREE HANK #hankthetank
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@badgraphix This is probably the best evidence I can muster from S7e17 The Good Buck
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@_Hokuto_No_Ben_ It looks so unnatural when itโ€™s moving its mouth I did I triple take
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@ColeyMick ITโ€™S FENWAY PARK
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My amazing wife got me handwritten lyrics to my favorite @Yellowcard song! Thank you, @williamryankey !!
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@Liston617 So good! Iโ€™ve watched through this series maybe 7 or 8 times and Iโ€™ve toyed with the idea of doing a full series ranking. This one would definitely be in the top 10
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Wow
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@kothscreens Hank cranking off right in Bobby's face
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@indianloonie @sigdeglispiriti โ€œHello, Iโ€™m Glen Tennisโ€
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@thefingerthing โ€˜I hope this oven is self cleaning because Iโ€™m going to vomitโ€™
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I also did a full series ranking if anyone is interested
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Agent 711โ€™s King of the Hill full series ranking! I tell you what! #KOTHranked
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@Srirachachau Never forget
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Senator John Fetterman addresses why he called the phrase 'Free Palestine' "reprehensible" and has opposed calls for a ceasefire "I am really about making sure that Israel is able to do what Israel deserves to do."
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Got this on eBay Thanksgiving night when I was very drunk and it just came in. A very surprising and welcomed addition to my mantle !
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Wake up, Criterions are here @Criterion ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
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This is all Jamie Lee Curtisโ€™s fault
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America Ferrera is a first-time Oscar nominee for her role as Gloria in Greta Gerwigโ€™s #Barbie
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@Douggernaut_2 The funniest scene Iโ€™ve seen in a long time
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@pattbb8 โ€˜Art really should have been allowed to park the cars. Clark was oversteppingโ€™
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@HannahPosted Teaching: the one profession where you arenโ€™t allowed to be human ๐Ÿ˜”
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You literally donโ€™t even have the option to get rid of it
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Maura Tierney in Liar Liar have mercy
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Iโ€™m tired of seeing Ana de Armas naked
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@PeteBlackburn Im Not Even Supposed To Be Here, Hope I Donโ€™t Jack Off
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Tuesday I lost my grandmother. She was the happiest person Iโ€™ve ever met in my life and I will miss her forever.
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Merry Christmas from my family to yours!! (Baby noah is passed out)
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Wife is in labor and kid number two is on the way!
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Not sure who needs this but hereโ€™s Aaron Paul in an episode of Criminal Minds
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@JackKennedy Happy birthday! I'm Already subscribed so instead here's that prize winning hog Ole Gus!
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@cptncookj S4e8 โ€˜Masterpieceโ€™
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@TylerIAm @ColeyMick @yc @MostCrucified I take major umbrage with the placement of chicken salad are you mad ??
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BREAKING: Lionel Messi has been spotted at Logan Airport
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@MadeOfMonsters Itโ€™s awesome. One of my favorite Rossi eps
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I ate 24 inches of hot dog today
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@DonQuixote616 Canโ€™t even fucking see anything. Weโ€™re gonna look back in 5 years and view this show as a gigantic disaster.
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@LightsCameraPod 1998 classic 'Almost Heroes' a movie that does not get enough love
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So, no joke, I learned a SHIT ton from these shows
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I miss the I Loveโ€ฆ series!!! #throwback #VH1
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@LightsCameraPod Garfield, youโ€™ve done it all. Letโ€™s get a look at you.
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@NotYetSurgeon No matter what you think it sounds like itโ€™s way worse
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@indianloonie I saw him perform stand up like 10 years ago and brother was it terrible
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We need to stop posting TikTok videos on Twitter keep that shit over there
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it is happening again
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@abndesigns Poor billionaire world icon. When will things turn around for her?
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Yeah, baby!
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That Tom Hanks mask clip going around is from 2020 at the height of the pandemic why are republicans so fucking stupid
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Happy Halloween !!!!! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ
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