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Kody Malstrom

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Pro Sports Bettor. Occasionally do sports betting content for @MBFantasyLife and @WSNsports . Worlds most optimistic Detroit Lions fan. Action App: Kmalstrom

Pure Michigan
Joined July 2012
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Kody Malstrom
1 year
Ayton to the Suns organization
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Suns center Deandre Ayton has been ruled out of Game 6 tonight vs. Nuggets due to his rib contusion, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium .
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2 years
Lions are officially eliminated from the playoffs
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Please God not Tank Dell. Literally take me instead
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@HonoluluBlues_ Perfect. No other words needed
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Jokic isnโ€™t just abusing the DPOY, he is literally hunting him and still imposing his will against him. Generational talent
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1 year
I would literally do anything for ESPN to open a sportsbook backed by their โ€œanalyticsโ€
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1 year
The Heat are STILL underdogs in the series despite a 2-0 lead ๐Ÿ˜ฒ (via ESPN Analytics)
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The Mavs defense running drop coverage to funnel the Clippers inside without bringing there big man up to challenge the driver is a bold choice
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1 year
The Lions are favorites in 12 of 17 games per @DKSportsbook
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4 months
After yesterdayโ€™s mega slate of games, here is every team that currently qualifies as a Natty contender per historic Kenpom metrics Purdue UConn Illinois Arizona Wisconsin Byu Duke Auburn Tennessee Kansas Houston North Carolina Marquette, Creighton, and MSU just barely miss out
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1 year
Flight delayed, found out im middle seat for a 4.5 hour flight. Gonna need more of these
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5 years
Dont let the Michigan/Louisville game distract you from the fact that Dick Vitale is the fucking worst
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6 years
โ€œIt was like a tsunamiโ€ - @NickWil49222129
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@Poofesure OnlyFans
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2 years
Deebo just now
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2 years
First thing I see as soon as I get to Mexico. Never laughed harder in my life
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3 years
@Stuckey2 Cant coach that type of heart. Put everything on the line to make the play
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1 year
As im known on this Twitter bird app as the guy with the most correct food takes and culinary palletโ€ฆโ€ฆBuffalo Wings are better with ranch than blue cheese and itโ€™s not even close
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2 years
KCโ€™s last drive Me in bed ๐Ÿค Finished in under a minute
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5 months
My only takeaway from this is how TF did Keg spell restaurant correctly
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6 years
Not everyday you bump into @stoolpresidente , but the search for my long lost father @BarstoolBigCat continues
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4 years
Willing to bet @Poofesure broke a wii controller over the Red Wings draft pick
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1 year
The TL banning together waiting for this moment to happen
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Cash all tickets on her answer being Yes.
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Absolutely thrilled to announce I will be joining @ActionNetworkHQ as a college sports contributor. The greatest company in the world filled with the best in the business. Huge thank you to @racollinsworth and @Stuckey2 and so many more. Green dot city โœ…
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1) biggest hit of my life (so far) 2) yes I know I need to go on a diet and exercise 3) peep the sweatshirt, always stay repping the greatest company @ActionNetworkHQ in the world 4) I love all of you
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1 year
Almost that time of year again
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6 years
You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol
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3 years
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4 years
Next China Buffet employee to give me attitude when I order 10 crab ragoons for my takeout is getting drop kicked
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1 year
โ€œItโ€™s Bruce Brown timeโ€ - Bruce Brown
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Lana Rhoades is a Bruce Brown fan?
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๐ŸšจBig time personal update: I am officially contributing for @MBFantasyLife to help provide some March Madness betting content! Super thrilled to be a part of a team full of legends in the industry. Below is my first piece, some bracket reveal best bets!
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Kody Malstrom
6 years
First an interview with 9&10 News and now this. This is the story of @NickWil49222129 rise to stardom
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1 year
@GratefulKeg when the bartender tells him he is cut off
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Kody Malstrom
3 years
Check out my first piece with @ActionNetworkHQ My favorite win total for each Power 5 Conference. Lets have a season long sweat and cash some totals 2021 College Football Win Totals: The Top Bet For Each Power 5 Conference
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Soon
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6 years
Last sunday I decided to diet, exercise, and greatly slow down on drinking. Today I discovered I had an anal tear caused from drastic change in my diet. Lesson learned, never stop drinking and eating pizza.
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6 years
Really getting to that age now were a lot of people I know are getting engaged/married and shit and iโ€™m just sitting here drinking in a friends grand parents basement wondering how I can fart silently to avoid embarrassment
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Kody Malstrom
2 years
@HPbasketball The more I keep looking at it, the more I keep thinking this race wasnโ€™t as close as it was made out to be. Embiid backers were louder but fail to bring up Jokicโ€™s individual season as well as carrying a depleted Nuggets team. Itโ€™s always โ€œWhat Embiid did on a better teamโ€
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Kody Malstrom
2 months
In about an hour, the greatest UFC card in the history of the sport kicks off with UFC 300 early prelims starting at 6pm EST. Grab a beer, shadow box in the corner of the room, pop a squat on the couch, and get ready for some non-stop violent action Letโ€™s have a Saturday.
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1 year
I canโ€™t put to words how hard I fucking laughed at the double punch mid way of this video
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1 year
This man is a fool
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3 years
This is the last saturday without college football
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8 years
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
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8 years
Caleb and I dressed up for the casino and when we went to Wesco after we got asked if we just got married. Dope
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4 years
I dont wanna come off as like a super genius or anything. But instead of letting the coronavirus cancel everything, why dont we just cancel the coronavirus?
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1 year
Clippers are running five guards and Ayton is hovering around the perimeter
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4 years
Itโ€™s my one year heart attack(s) anniversary. Good times
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1 year
NO GOOD LETS FUCKING GO LIONS PLAYOFF HOPES ARE ALIVE AND WELL BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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2 years
Still a surreal feeling to get featured in the New York Post. Time to finish the season strong before tournament time
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4 months
I know a guy who can step in short notice @GratefulKeg
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Spinnin Backfist
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Marcos Rogerio de Lima vs Justin Tafa is OFF. Justin Tafa has an injury. #UFC298
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3 years
Iโ€™m not a drug guy, but is this what the cool kids mean by โ€œdoing linesโ€?
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Graphic design is my passion @GratefulKeg
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2 years
Wish it ended with a UNC natty, but my first year at @ActionNetworkHQ covering NCAAF/NCAAB (and capping NFL) comes to a close and I couldnโ€™t be any more thrilled with the results. Be sure to download the app and give me a follow for next year: kmalstrom Now, I rest
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Kody Malstrom
3 years
Jags at Cincy? Pass Virginia at Miami? Perfect Download the @actionnetworkhq app and see what iโ€™m on for tonights ACC showdown! Thursday Night Football, College Edition: How to Bet Virginia vs. Miami
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Kody Malstrom
10 months
If this is backed by their own data, I promise you we will all be millionaires
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ESPN PR
10 months
ESPN has entered an agreement with @PENNEntertain to launch ESPN BET, a branded sportsbook in the U.S. ESPN BET will be available for fans this fall Details:
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4 years
My nephews school picture. Nailed it
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Kody Malstrom
3 years
In a draft were only one player stands out, Pistons get the number one pick. This just confirms what I already believeโ€ฆ.the Lions are winning the Super Bowl
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Kody Malstrom
3 years
26 years of living in MI, 26 years of hating both schools. Pains me to say it, but one of em caught my eye ๐Ÿ’ต Download the โฆ @ActionNetworkHQ โฉ to read where โฆ @mikemcnamara330 โฉ and myself have our money in the futures market going into this week
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2 years
Start your day off with your mother reminding you that you are a fat fuck
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Gonna be a baseball player for Halloween to carry around a bat incase any wise ass wants to be the clown from IT. Im just gonna want to talk
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4 years
Every fiber in my being should hate @NickWil83930059 ..... but god damn he makes it impossible to not love him
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Kody Malstrom
2 years
My Mona Lisa. Thrilled and thankful I got to break down the biggest regular season game of the year Download the award winning โฆ @ActionNetworkHQ โฉ app to see how I am betting coach Kโ€™s final chapter in this historic rivalry โฆ @ActionColleges โฉ
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Kody Malstrom
5 years
My ideal foreplay? We lay there with scented candles burning, setting the mood. Naked, she climbs on top and puts her lips to my ear and whispers those sexy 3 words. โ€œFootball is backโ€
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4 years
To all my exs who watched my last snapchat shower chug on my story. Yes, you won the breakup
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7 years
*sees tweets about saying ope* wtf we don't say that. *bumps into someone at the airport* "ope sorry aboot that". God damnit
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8 years
Me drunk to my mom "I love and appreciate everything you've done". Her drunk to me "eh you're alright I guess". I'll take it as a win
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Kody Malstrom
3 years
Check out my latest article on the โฆ @ActionNetworkHQ โฉ app. Already high on Oklahoma to win it all, now you can read why iโ€™m high on the man who will be leading the way. Boomer Sooner. Heisman Trophy Futures: Bet Spencer Rattler Before Price Drops
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Kody Malstrom
3 years
App St broke my heart last year in a soul crushing bad beat against CC. Can I trust them again? Download the @ActionNetworkHQ app and find out! Thursday Night Football, College Edition: How to Bet Marshall vs. App State
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Kody Malstrom
3 years
The absolute worst types of people โ€œI could have told you that bet would have lostโ€ after the game has happened
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Kody Malstrom
2 years
Im not saying this article written by me last night is the reason the odds moved this morning in favor of Walker, but it is funny timing. Download the โฆ @ActionNetworkHQ โฉ app to read on why we may see a late surprise go number one in this years draft
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Kody Malstrom
3 years
This weeks pod summed up in one photo @_Collin1 @Stuckey2 Let it be known they did not hire me for my photo shopping skills
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Collin Wilson
3 years
๐ŸŽ™๏ธBBOC Podcast for College Football Week 8 ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ โ€ข @Stuckey2 united on Pokes/Clones, Bruins/Ducks โ€ข San Diego State Punter set to showcase โ€ข Possible Pac 12 Championship game preview โ€ข Heupel Tempo v Saban before a Bye Week
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Kody Malstrom
3 years
If youโ€™re wondering what being childhood friends with @OG_HungT is like, itโ€™s shit like this I have to deal with on a normal basis. Can hardly wait to celebrate the 29 lives lost. May she rest easy
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Kody Malstrom
5 years
If the Pistonโ€™s sign Derrick Rose then I will completely empty out all of Manisteeโ€™s alcohol supply in a non stop binge celebration of pure happiness. And have a third heart attack
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4 years
@EliHershkovich please never do that to me ever again. +10.5 cashes
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4 years
Itโ€™s a disturbing thought that I think people are now just discovering who Fleetwood Mac is because of a viral video
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Kody Malstrom
3 years
Me and the boys tomorrow night 20 beers deep at Stus
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Kody Malstrom
4 years
I cant imagine how tired you gotta be playing a quadruple overtime game in hockey. I also moan in pain everytime I get off the couch so you could say there is a little difference in athleticism
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Kody Malstrom
6 years
@Poofesure bought the @Lions jersey skin. Go eat your wangzโ€™ buddy
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Kody Malstrom
2 years
Little late on this personal announcement, but starting this week (yesterday) I will be writing full time for @BetterCollectiv as a commercial content writer. Couldnโ€™t be more thrilled for starting a career into the industry I love
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Kody Malstrom
2 years
Saw this on Twitter but sadly no idea who it was to credit If this hits, I will give someone random $500 who likes/retweets this and follows me I call it the hopeful early double ejection SGP
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Kody Malstrom
3 years
Exactly two hours from now I have to go to my little nephews sixth birthdayโ€ฆ..but weโ€™re also having Chuck Wagon pizzaโ€ฆ.
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2 years
Me five minutes into the movie UP
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Kody Malstrom
2 years
Almost a year ago, I got to announce I was writing for the greatest company of all time at the @ActionNetworkHQ for their NCAAF/NCAAB department Now, iโ€™m thrilled to announce that this year I will also be contributing for their NFL vertical Three words: Lions Super Bowl
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Kody Malstrom
3 years
Absolutely thrilled to announce I will be joining @ActionNetworkHQ as a college sports contributor. The greatest company in the world filled with the best in the business. Huge thank you to @racollinsworth and @Stuckey2 and so many more. Green dot city โœ…
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6 years
I hope my future wife is okay with me having a bar in our shower
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7 years
"This is bullshit, girls show clevage and get thousands of likes, I show my dick and I get 0 and a restraining order"
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1 year
๐Ÿšจ It is here, my first mock draft! The NFL Draft is one of my favorite events to bet on and now I finally have a place where I can share my thoughts thanks to @lineups See what bets I have placed and who I think your team is picking with the link below!
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Kody Malstrom
1 year
Having a great time at the watch party but this annoying ass mofo keeps yelling โ€œNorse Upโ€
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4 years
Not being the first to get the Coronavirus in Michigan is a little upsetting to me
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2 years
Congrats to the Detroit Rams for going to the Super Bowl
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Kody Malstrom
4 years
I appreciate everyones concerns over my last snap story chug video. But yes, I am trying to have another heart attack. Those TC nurses were hot as hell
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2 years
@Poofesure Thank you Santa
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Kody Malstrom
3 months
We are now 12 hours away from the start of tournament play. Here are some of my favorite bets for the day games over at โฆ @MBFantasyLife โฉ
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Kody Malstrom
9 months
My goal for the @lineups YT page was to get to 10K subscribers by middle of the NFL season. We just hit that goal in week 2. Letโ€™s keep it going @wayne_sports_ @willschwartz75 and love all of yall who support us Lineups via @YouTube
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2 years
Christmas came early @ActionNetworkHQ
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@Ihartitz I never knew how badly I needed number one to happen until right now
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3 years
After getting a sports writing gig, I thought I was gonna be a more realistic Lions fan. It only took a schedule release to make me realize we are going 17-0 and winning the Super Bowl
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5 years
Happy mothers day to all the beautiful mothers out there. In honor of this glorious day, I will swipe right on all the single mamaโ€™s on tinder today
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1 year
Id like to see Vettoriโ€™s chin hold up against this man @GratefulKeg @Psychoward586
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Kody Malstrom
2 years
The kidney stone started December 26th. I just now passed it at a random gas station in the midst of a four hour drive. Letโ€™s have a Saturday @wheatonbrando
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Kody Malstrom
8 years
Jumping out of a plane in about an hour. Incase something goes wrong...If I like you, it's been real. If not, fuck you.
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Kody Malstrom
2 years
If this hits, I will give one follower either $100, or a $100 free bet. Choice is yours. To qualify, you must: 1) Like 2) Retweet 3) Follow me on Twitter Good luck
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