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@kittytherapist

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Joined November 2021
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This is where I tweet from
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H-hellooo?? Is this thing on? So what’s the deal with carrot prices these days
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they should invent a man that only likes one woman
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Vintage Avon perfume bottles
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Me after deleting all my tweets that were desperate cries for help and pretending I’m normal
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Glass rose door knobs
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Personally I add the cereal before I add the milk
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here’s my altoids wallet🧸
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This is where cocaine really comes from
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He will be freed soon InshAllah
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just woke up
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my Etsy recommendations are so interesting
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Ok fine let’s all ignore the weird girl
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waiting comes naturally to me
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Do u like my side profile ? Am I beautiful enough
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Etsy what the fuck
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L is for the way you look at me
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Fuck it croissant lamps
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When you say β€œbows are out of style” do you stop to consider how your words might be affecting him??
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They’re in a relationship
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I’m lowkey built like this
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time for me to go out and spend $5 on a stupid beverage
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β€œNo worries if not”
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I sense a profound sadness emanating from your β€œshitpost”
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Babe what’s wrong you barely touched your kizza
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are you excited to repeat the cycle tomorrow
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coming out as a teacel β˜•οΈ
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Him: are you stupid? Me:
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Who up putting cat stickers on they lipstick
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The most beautiful body type anyone could ever have
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The dress I bought recently
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Why do men on here give themselves usernames like poopshitter69 or ballsinmymouth420
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What if we washed hands in the Cats in the Garden Painted Bathroom Sink
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Unfortunately the cure to depression is unconditional love
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You don’t even know you’re being unkind
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Only true sleepycels will get this
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does anyone else not really do anything
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Would sell my soul for this lamp
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I fucked up this birthday card I was making lol
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@f0lake It’s about how annoying it makes u look
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It can be something so special
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They’re getting ominous now
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This and a blunt
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This loneliness has wreaked much havoc upon my soul
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A woman’s natural state
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I’m the type of bitch who likes to talk about the weather which is why I have no friends
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Sometimes I feel just like this
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Exciting things happening at lush
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White lace? for spring? Groundbreaking
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Imagine threatening to kill your self on here now and you see 600+ ppl viewed your tweet but u only got 2 likes and maybe one comment
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I want to take care of a deer
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it’s going to be spring soon if you even care
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I wish we all looked like this
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I bought this perfume mainly for the bottle but I’m pleasantly surprised by the smell
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What you doin if a girl takes you home and her room looks like this?
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My final form if u even care
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This is what Sunday nights are for
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I wish talking about how unhappy you are didn’t make people hate you
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@albertcamslut she gets it
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Reject iPad! Return to tradition
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When ur circle small but yall chill
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Nothing can hurt me under my blanky
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Pick one
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Going crazy in my room
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Anyway this has been my everyday perfume lately (also I’m obsessed with the illustration at the back)
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Molly Percocet would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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Murder is fine but lying is where I have to draw the line
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you guys have no idea what I go through
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Does anyone feel like people are getting more evil
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This is my true purpose
I’ve decided I’m going to become a shepherd in the Swiss alps
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They want to borrow $20 for something important
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@hondacrvthe3rd He’s trying his best :(
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I need to sit in the sun and think about everything
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I understand him
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I will now be tweeting from this phone
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did u get too silly again you fucking idiot
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me when I don’t break the cycle and it continues tomorrow:
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Rotund
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@PopBase @taylorswift13 @icespicee_ Why does this sound like it was written by chat GPT
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Do you wanna come in for a cup of tea?
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I deserve this
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What’s his fucking problem
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I made you a mixtape
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@bisexualbugs A worthy opponent
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I’ve literally never moved on from anything ever
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Good night!
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