Kirby @kirbsanon Twitter profile

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

1 year

The key to cracking eggs is to pretend to be confident. If you hesitate at all they’ll know. They can smell your fear

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Why do French women not get fat when they eat homemade bread, cooked meats, cheese & don’t do any intense exercise, bar walking? It’s almost as if eating saturated fat and homemade bread isn’t bad for you and you don’t need to do a spinning class in a sauna daily to stay in shape

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@kirbsanon

1 year

My bf was complaining how tired he was and I snapped and said “men used to go to war” and he said “women used to bake” and now I’m crying

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@kirbsanon

9 months

Pajeet Bateman

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@I_luv_ix

9 months

Many men on this app need this 👇 (Pro tip: Minoxidil and Finasteride help with hair loss)

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Thanks. I hate it.

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@kirbsanon

7 months

Doctors who do this deserve jail time. I was put on steroids for FIVE years. I took myself off them against their insistence and it took me over a year to look semi-normal again. Avoid avoid avoid

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@kirbsanon

7 months

It’s that easy… TWITTER IS A MARRIAGE SITE

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@kirbsanon

3 years

what if we kissed under the missile toad UwU 👉🏻👈🏻

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@kirbsanon

2 months

You never take any candid pictures of me. EW no not like that

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@kirbsanon

3 years

Convincing a generation of women that doing spreadsheets day in day out, is more fulfilling than raising children is the biggest con we were ever told.

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@kirbsanon

2 years

I’m not vaccine hesitant. I’m an anti-vax extremist. Get it right.

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Bf dragged me to a battle reenactment. The autism is off the charts

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@kirbsanon

2 years

We need more female construction workers ✊🏼

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@kirbsanon

2 years

@oatly Keep your rapeseed oil juice to yourself. Raw milk nationalism ftw

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@kirbsanon

11 months

The most unrealistic part of the Harry Potter saga was an old gay man forging a close relationship with a vulnerable young boy and NOT molesting him

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@kirbsanon

2 years

These are MY people

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@kirbsanon

6 months

This is how the men of any healthy nation should respond to their children being slaughtered on the altar of diversity. Óglaigh na hÉireann!!!!

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@SkyNews

6 months

Police have said a "complete hooligan lunatic faction driven by far-right ideology" is behind violent protests in Dublin after three young children were injured in a stabbing outside a primary school. Read more: /

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@kirbsanon

1 year

@mattizzo I work with children who have been scarred by deadbeat fathers who would rather get high with their friends on weekends than spend quality time with them, so excuse me if I lack any sympathy for this grown man.

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@kirbsanon

2 years

I have natural immunity. I cannot get Covid a second time and, by extension, cannot pass it on to anyone else (over 135 studies confirm this) Yet someone who has received two jabs, a booster and can still catch and spread Covid has full freedom, whilst mine is curtailed. Why????

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@kirbsanon

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

2 years

Thanks. I hate it.

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@kirbsanon

2 years

@coldhealing Ok but what does she *actually* do?

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@kirbsanon

1 year

@abbiejeannx Can we normalise being white but pink??? Not all of us are deathly pale

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@kirbsanon

3 years

How is this app free???

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@kirbsanon

3 years

Women are now getting botox in their armpits to stop them from sweating. When did being human become a problem? Fake hormones, fake faces, fake meat, fake reality.

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@kirbsanon

3 years

If she doesn’t get the overwhelming urge to bite you then she’s just pretending to like you sorry

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@kirbsanon

1 year

Hell. We are in HELL.

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@kirbsanon

3 years

It won’t stop at just showing your ID to get into the pub. You have to be incredibly naive to believe otherwise. Vaccine passports will pave the way for a CCP-style social credit system. It cannot be allowed to happen.

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@kirbsanon

1 year

I don’t think you need to worry about pregnant women’s standards when you have to hold your phone that high just to take a picture of yourself to hide what a fat fuck you are

🪓🪓Wicked Axe Man Wally 🪓🪓

@BigWickedWally

1 year

Dear Women Everywhere, You are NOT entitled to be treated like diamond encrusted glass for being pregnant. You are not the first woman to push out a human being and you won't be the last. You're not a "queen" for performing a biological function and the dad isn't your slave.

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Mentally I’m here

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

8 months

You can stab and rape children with impunity across Europe but we will NOT tolerate you being mean to Jews!!!!!

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@MailOnline

3 years

Algerian Deliveroo courier is JAILED in France for refusing to deliver Jewish food and will be DEPORTED

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@kirbsanon

2 months

Can confirm it’s gr8. I saw a Nigerian doctor this week after my eyes were swollen shut and I had a fever. He sent me home and told me to take paracetamol? I went back to hospital and they said I had periorbital cellulitis (which if left untreated can make you go blind)

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2 months

The NHS is great. Called 111 at 1am because I had something stuck in my eye. They sent me to hospital 1, which didn’t have an eye doctor and sent me to hospital 2, which didn’t have an eye doctor and finally sent me to an eye infirmary at 4am. Great communication!

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@kirbsanon

2 years

No Russian ever told me to put off having a family to pursue a career

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Wtf is protein powder??? Bro just eat some meat

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@kirbsanon

11 months

LMFAOOO

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

1 year

Ok ancestral eating is legit. I’ve eaten potatoes everyday for 2 weeks and I feel the best I’ve felt in a long time

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

2 years

Every time you headpat a girl a radfem dies

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@kirbsanon

1 year

@LionsSpectre She looks virtually the same

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@kirbsanon

1 year

Now I’m making him pancakes at 9pm

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

7 months

Can I say something without everyone getting mad at me?

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@Sachinettiyil

7 months

Pope Benedict XVI aka Joseph Ratzinger on the day of his ordination

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@kirbsanon

1 year

I feel so uncomfortable around people like this because I don’t know how to respond as they’re deeply unfunny and quite frankly a little bit terrifying. Or maybe I do have a bit of the tism?? idk

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Which one of y’all was this???

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@kirbsanon

2 years

The power of this app is unmatched. Six months ago I got some random DM from an anon frog and now I’m madly in love with him and he’s just some random guy off Twitter like what?????

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

9 months

Women hate men because they’ve dated too many. Men hate women because they haven’t dated any.

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Ok I welcome this, but the whole point of staying at home is to raise children. Not to just clean, drink smoothies, go to yoga and nap. It sounds nice for a week, but where is the fulfilment in that?

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Being a present father matters.

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@kirbsanon

2 months

Been house sitting for in-laws larping at a life that would’ve been attainable 30 years ago. Crying now

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@kirbsanon

6 months

Being in rural England has really made me realise how being around people who look like you- share the same skin complexion & features as you, is very important for your sense of identity especially when you’re so used to being in spaces where you’re the only white person

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@nataleexl

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Being in jamaica has really made me realise how being around people who look like you- share the same skin complexion & features as you, is very important for your sense of self and identity especially when you’re so used to being in spaces where you’re the only black person

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Crying now thanks

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@kirbsanon

2 years

@proetrie “Amazing views” > the ugliest concrete jungle you’ve ever seen

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@kirbsanon

3 years

Jack Hadfield 🇬🇧

@JackHadders

3 years

A famous statue of a monkey in the English town of Hartlepool is set to be given an explanatory label to prevent people from thinking the town is "xenophobic," following criticism over statues after the BLM protests @NationalFile

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@kirbsanon

1 year

Bf said he’ll let me get a bunny as long as he can name it after a historical dictator

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@kirbsanon

8 months

“I’m saving “I wish I could myself marry a for a virgin deranged tradwife” asocial schizoid”

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

7 months

Women only want one thing

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7 months

I want to hold one of those little goofy frog cartoons in the palm of my hand and feed it strawberries & milk

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@kirbsanon

3 years

Yes sir gf good girl bf

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@kirbsanon

3 years

Cope

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Just saw a boy wearing fake eyelashes and a full face of makeup in the school I’m working at today. Anti-bullying has gotten out of hand.

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@kirbsanon

2 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but selling explicit content to random men online is not the “fuck you” to the ‘patriarchy’ that you think it is. But by all means continue to exploit yourself for the gratification of men, to pay your bills.

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

1 year

@WilliamA_33 This makes me SO angry. The fear in her voice. Her child downstairs. Just a normal family minding their business and now they’re probably going to feel unsafe in their home forever. We need firearms.

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@kirbsanon

1 year

My hands So his hands look like can look like this this

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@kirbsanon

1 year

I love England because you can just stop in any quaint little village and find a pub that’s older than America

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@kirbsanon

4 years

My local Tesco’s in Prestatyn. Child needs a winter coat? Forget it. Last minute birthday card? Ha you can think again. Fancy doing some reading whilst you’re locked in the house alone? You can forget that too. All this is doing is lining Jeff Bezos’ pockets.

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

2 years

Here’s how to make your own seed-oil free mayonnaise using butter instead 🧵

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@kirbsanon

3 years

Ok but hear me out, what if I *want* to date a misogynist? What then?

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Eating meat. Being out in nature. Social interaction. Racism. They want you to refrain from everything healthy.

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@kirbsanon

1 year

@FellMentKE This is the worst take I’ve ever seen on this app. Delete dis.

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@kirbsanon

2 years

When a woman is angry, do the opposite of what she says. “Go away” means “come here”. I don’t make the rules.

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@kirbsanon

3 years

If being outraged by the normalisation of paedophilia is a far right trait then cloak me up mfer

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@kirbsanon

3 years

Climate change Microplastics in everything making our men ghey

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

1 year

Many such cases

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@kirbsanon

1 year

Retvrn to high-trust-society-raw-milk-nationalism

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@kirbsanon

1 year

I’m putting together a team

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@kirbsanon

3 years

Basic white girl in the streets extremist in the tweets

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Why should I, a hard working modest woman, have to pay 57.95 pence per litre of fuel, in tax???? Just raise taxes on OF thots pls I’m tired

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@kirbsanon

3 years

Why are you, as a man, a feminist?

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Currently house hunting with an anon that DMd me a year ago. Twitter is not a dating site, it’s a find your soulmate site fr

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

2 years

All girls are 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒅. You just have to figure out if it’s 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒅itional or 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒅ing their soul to become a soft-core porn content creator

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

2 years

The most important pill to take is realising that birth control, polygamy, hook-up culture, a woman’s ‘right’ to choose, overpopulation propaganda, sex changes, the sheconomy, ALL of it is targeting the destruction of the family & by extension, society. The end goal is extinction

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@kirbsanon

1 year

My bf just tried for 10 minutes to explain why women keep using POV in the wrong way and tbh I still don’t understand

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Girls will hold up “I wish my Mom aborted me” placards whilst wearing a silly little piece of cloth over their mouths that they believe protects them from death. Take it off sis. Say it with ur chest

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@kirbsanon

2 years

@smol_eefa I feel like Jon Snow in the Battle of the Bastards just watching this

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@kirbsanon

3 years

It’s only acceptable for men to cry at the death of a loved one, the birth of the their child or the Kyle Rittenhouse trial verdict

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Kirby

@kirbsanon

8 months

“I’m saving “I wish I my virginity could find for a trad a terminally- high value online BPD man” wife”

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Current mood

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@kirbsanon

3 years

Men are wonderful when you don’t have a radfem in ur ear telling u what a piece of shit they all are

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10 months

In Pearl’s defence if my boyfriend cheated with a girl who is 1000x hotter then I’d go DEFCON 3 on women’s rights too

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@kirbsanon

2 years

Do you realise how fucking INSANE it is that rather than just testing mothers for Hepatitis B to identify babies at-risk of contracting it from them during childbirth, we vaccinate them ALL with aluminium? Which unnecessarily causes a whole host of chronic illnesses.

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@kirbsanon

3 years

Delete dating apps and go and meet people the old fashioned way ()

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@kirbsanon

1 year

I’m like 70% sure this is all satire but the nonchalance about killing babies is disgusting

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@kirbsanon

2 years

He’s a 9 but is pretending to be outraged about Roe v Wade to get laid

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@kirbsanon

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@CedarAndHoney

Kirby

@kirbsanon

1 year

@Cagliacci @mattizzo Not really. If a woman said she was struggling with motherhood because she missed getting high or drunk with her friends I’d say that was pathetic too.

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