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@killmeorshutup
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1 month
just found out the people in porn don’t actually love each other
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
stop naming your kids after places like london and paris when they act like worcester massachusetts
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@killmeorshutup
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3 months
the fbi showed up at my house one day bc I tweeted threats about mitch mcconnell. they told me they monitor my twitter closely, read me my social, stated a ton of facts about me & then one of the fbi agents found my instagram and would nonstop dm me to flirt with me & ask me out
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ethan !!!
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share a piece of lore about yourself
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
people from twitter can follow me on instagram but people from instagram can’t follow me on twitter u know
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@killmeorshutup
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1 month
good luck babe!
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@killmeorshutup
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17 days
eating snacks you’ve never heard of on beaches you’ve never been to !!!!!!!!!!!!
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3 months
@dylmichaelc when I first saw ur bio I felt personally attacked tbh
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
do u have a traumatic hamster experience from childhood or no
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@killmeorshutup
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4 months
I am listening to down by 311
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@killmeorshutup
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3 months
mitch mcconnell I would never hurt u …………………………………..🪤
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3 months
@dylmichaelc he did wish me a happy birthday this year!
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@killmeorshutup
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6 months
this bartender sucks!
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@killmeorshutup
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1 month
can u guys watch me while I go smoke
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
this is the closest thing y’all are ever getting to ass pic so enjoy it
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@killmeorshutup
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4 months
I’m stronger than all my men
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with kourtney Kardashian and Travis barker leave me alone about it
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@killmeorshutup
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3 months
I would’ve sh*t jolene
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@killmeorshutup
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2 months
going to spend $30 on touch tunes at the irish pub byeeeeeeeeeee !1!1!1!1!!!!!
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@killmeorshutup
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2 months
its 60 degrees out so im letting my inner white trash shine
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@killmeorshutup
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3 months
how are we feeling? I’ll go first (bad)
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@killmeorshutup
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5 months
having a good time if u even care
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
it’s sexual assault awareness month and I am definitely aware that I’ve been sexually assaulted 👍
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
a girl at my work got ghosted by a guy and an amazon truck hit her car the next day so my boss sent her cookies and the fuckin note on the delivery……. savage bro
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
crystals aren’t working anymore I need a gun
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2 months
me vs what’s in my pockets
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
new shoes make me 5’10 who wanna get dunked on
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
hello????
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9 months
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
this guy was telling me about how his ex fucked his dad so naturally this was my response
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
he’s a 10 but he’s really mean to you and hates you…. unfortunately that is an 11 to me
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4 months
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
I do not know how to change a tire 💯🙏
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
if you don’t like steely dan FUCK U
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@killmeorshutup
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5 months
how this make u feel white boy
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@killmeorshutup
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11 months
average real tree camo enjoyer
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@killmeorshutup
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7 months
going to the store looking extra cunty today if anyone needs anything
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
reading sex workers twitter bios sounds like the intro stats before a wrestling match aaaaand in this corner standing 5’5 thick non binary bisexual 145 pounds of tatted aquarius queen 20% off dommy mommy leeeeeeeena
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@killmeorshutup
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8 months
hi
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@killmeorshutup
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1 month
@severmyself I love u <33
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
aloha from i95 north
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@killmeorshutup
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9 months
I wanna be adored
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
I was just listening to a podcast where they were talking about a holocaust survivor that lived until she was 103 years old and one of the hosts goes “ok baddie slay”…………….. maybe america should rethink free speech idk
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
I have to look like the biggest bitch in boston for some reason
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@killmeorshutup
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9 months
good nite 💌☁️🧸
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
I’m having a good day if anyone fuckin cares
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
you go to get a haircut and this is ur hairdresser wyd
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@killmeorshutup
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7 months
turned 26 on top of a mountain today
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
it’s always a mf with an american flag tattoo in my dms………… baby this is not a safe space for you
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
the duality of women
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@killmeorshutup
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4 months
:)
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
@sarahmagskelly mines going to be revere beach 💕
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@killmeorshutup
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2 months
I should’ve never smoked that shit now I’m at the brewery playing mario cart and watching wrestlemania
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@killmeorshutup
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5 months
say good night to me or else!
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
giving my dad daughter issues for fathers day!
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@killmeorshutup
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2 months
it’s called the midwest because YOU live there
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
I’m at the bar. 21 savage is playing. a loser man just bought me a drink. I got told I look like anna nicole smith. good night.
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
if a mf has an apple watch on I just know their vibes are absolutely fuckin horrendous
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@killmeorshutup
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3 months
me to the reply guys fiercely protecting me under my viral tweet
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
is that a harry potter tattoo (derogatory)
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
you can talk like this when you’re really that bitch
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
if machine gun kellys in your spotify wrapped top 5 I am across the street with an assault rifle
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
everyone shut up and look at my outfit
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
just decided that today, after being a hairdresser for almost 10 years, I’m changing careers because I just went to ask my client if she liked her blow dry and I said “did your blow job come out ok?”
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
my hairs pink now. going ✈️ crisis mode.
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
he treats me like a star I treat him like a fan
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
my friends at my funeral: heaven gained another angel😭😞🙏🏼 me in hell fighting hellen keller:
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
guy at the bar last night asked me where I got my elbow tattooed and I just said “massachusetts” don’t talk to me ever
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
I have to be the hottest person in the grocery store for some reason
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
happy national mariah day to all who celebrate
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
doing some light reading
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
my client just called and goes “I got arrested for a DUI I’m not going to make it to my appointment” like ok babe……………….that’s fine
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1 month
like it’s that deep
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
something about drinking ginger ale on an air plane gets my dick hard
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3 years
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
what’s the mental illness called when people you unfollow on social media message you and ask you why you unfollowed them
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2 years
I know that I’m manic because I just bought an axolotl everyone meet rambo
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
drunk off the landlord mai tais
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@killmeorshutup
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7 months
hottest broad at the gas station in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
going for a walk + playing + we’ll fuck you up
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
goodnight say it back
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7 months
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
my aunt just handed me my present and goes “you’ll know why I got you this” so I open it and it’s a cheetah print mesh bra like ok way to call me a whore in front of the entire family carol
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@killmeorshutup
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11 months
lana del rey cigarette mommy core
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
a lot of u are about to have a crush on me
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
just found out people in porn don’t love each other
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
this is my favorite picture of myself
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
questions? comments? concerns?
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
he won’t
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
men will be like “I’m going to therapy now” you should be in prison but baby steps I guess
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@killmeorshutup
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1 year
his girl is a bum to me 🫧🪩💅🏼
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@killmeorshutup
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2 months
high as fuck standing in a cvs and the sweet escape by gwen stefanie just started playing……. I am levitating 3 feet off the floor
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@killmeorshutup
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3 years
friendly reminder that I am cute
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
it’s the weekend so I’m taking the online autism spectrum quiz and jerking off
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
went to the dive bar in my pajamas to play pool and put right down the line by gerry rafferty on the juke box
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
I’m not paying $8 to see myself as a cartoon fairy with massive tits instead I will spend $8 on something else very gay
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@killmeorshutup
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2 years
love your friends, die laughing
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