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Kevin Hunter Day

9 months

Second book-baby has arrived with delivery helped wonderfully by ⁦ @KieranMaguire ⁩ and ⁦ @GuyKilty ⁩. I shall allow myself a rare hour of pride before worrying about it forever.

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

4 years

To be fair, I once went to a mediaeval castle to test my eyesight - turns out I had 1320 vision.

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

7 years

Ah well, if it is going to be Hodgson at least we'll find out if Benteke's any good at taking corners. #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

7 years

Saw Paddington 2 last night. Loved it but slightly spoilt by the bloke behind me saying the prison scenes were unrealistic. You know, the prison scenes where a talking bear helps with the cooking. #Paddington2

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 months

There are two sides to every story so I shall make this message about ending Cup replays as balanced as possible: the FA and Premier League should be ashamed of themselves, the greedy uncaring tossers.

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

My dear dad, Kenny, the king of Carshalton, passed away yesterday. He was Benteke’s biggest fan, so if Christian scores one today via a double deflection off his arse you know who to thank #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

4 years

As a fitting tribute to the great Tim Brooke-Taylor, I suggest flying a giant kitten at half-mast on the Post Office Tower.

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

I’m overwhelmed by the kindness you’ve shown me today, thank you. Kenny would have lapped-up the attention and he would have loved that win. Those points are for him x #CPFC ❤️💙

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

6 years

Whatever happens tonight, what a brilliant World Cup it's been. Finally, it seems that we've realised loving England doesn't mean hating everyone else; and a team of young working-class men have showed more grace and humility than any Cabinet minister.

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

‘Legend’ is an over-used word in football but today Selhurst bids a tearful farewell to Ju-Ju-Ju-Julian Speroni. Brilliant on and off the pitch, I would suggest a gold statue but he’d only melt it down to give to charity. #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

8 years

Anyone know how to get the cork back into a champagne bottle? #ENGRUS

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

1 month

Dear @JeffStelling and @TSBreakfast , any chance of talking about the team that actually beat Man U last night? I’ve heard more mentions of Jamie Redknapp’s old man shoes this morning than #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

I’m not getting carried away, all I’m saying is, Palace made Gareth so Palace should get the trophy. We have room! #CPFC #ENGDEN #ENG

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

Let the Mourinho to Palace rumours begin... #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

4 years

And here’s my baby: the tale of every club in the Football League told by a fully-qualified pub historian, with foreword by ⁦ @GaryLineker ⁩ Out on 1 October, available to pre-order on Amazon now, so ⁦ @BloomsburyBooks ⁩ tell me. V.excited and a bit terrified!

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

4 years

I’m even more annoyed now after hearing Peter Walton defend the ref by saying “he didn’t have the benefit of the replays like we have” Yes, he did, there’s a monitor on the pitch, you prick! #CPFC #bbcfootball #btsport

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

1 year

Just one question, Mr Hodgson: Where do I deliver the apology? 🥳 #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

Time to hand Brexit negotiations over to the genius who just got Benteke a contract extension. We’ll end up with Denmark and a new car each #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

6 years

Dear @FA - do you plan to explain the reason why @PalaceLadiesFC were denied a place in the new tier two while the newly formed Man United team were catapulted straight in? I mean, we all know the reason is money but do you plan to explain that? #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

My parents moved into their flat the day they were married in 1957. Today I handed over the keys of an empty shell to a landlord who will finally fulfil his ambition to paint it beige and let it for treble the rent. It feels like someone has pressed ‘delete’.

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

I try to be optimistic, but still the first thing I do when the fixture list comes out is check the last three games to see who we may have to beat to stay up! #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

With no hint of exaggeration, I think it’s safe to say that Julian’s double-save was the greatest moment in the history of world football ever #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

1 year

Very sorry to see PV go. Our problems lie much further up the ladder than him #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

I’m a Palace fan, I’m not relaxing at only three goals ahead #ENG #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

I thought he was indestructible. Comedy has lost one of its best #RIPSean

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

Just back from Millwall. A game won by 15 minutes of class on a fun day out for all the family 🥳😬 #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

Hello old friend! #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

8 years

Chins up Palace: beaten on the pitch but triumphant off it. The whole world saw the world's best fans, I'm very proud to be one of you #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

To save the editors of #MOTD the bother: 5 seconds for the Guaita save, 10 seconds for the wind’s shot that hit the bar, 20 seconds for a montage of Everton corners, 0 seconds for our chances. I’d bung on half a Tom and Jerry for the rest #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

Thank you for the many kind words about leaving Dad’s flat. I went home, turned up the Sibelius, drank a lot of wine and had a little sob. It’s all good now.

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

You know I like a clever, witty post-match tweet? Well, here’s tonight’s: Get in! Get the f**k in!! And what brilliant goals from Jean-Philippe Smash and Christian Grab! #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

I say this without irony: I really do hope you have a merry Christmas. Be kind, be patient, and join me in raising a glass to the empty chairs x

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

4 years

Also, Julian Speroni is without doubt the nicest goalie we’ve ever had, but I reckon Vicente Guaita is close to becoming the best goalie we’ve ever had #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 months

Two bits of good news. First: that result was definitely not on the piece of paper. Second: I’ve just broken the record for running round the garden whirling a scarf round my head 🥳 #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

We lost to a snidey, nasty and physical team - and we’ll keep losing to snidey, nasty, physical teams until we learn to be as snidey, nasty and physical as they are #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

Jonny Williams is one of the best young players I have ever seen at Palace. It hurts me to say this but I hope he flourishes at Charlton - God help me, I will actually cheer any goal he scores for them. Thanks for the memories Jonny #CPFC #CAFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

Amazing acoustics at Spurs new stadium - somehow made 3,000 of us sound louder than 59,000 of them. Sadly the sight lines were amazing too, so we had a perfect view of how shockingly poor we were #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

What a performance. And what a noise in the Pawsons afterwards, a strange mix of buzzing, purring and double checking that was actually Palace we’d just watched! #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

19 days

A lot of good stats coming our way tonight but stats can’t convey the sheer joy of the last few weeks. Hats off to Oli and @CEO4TAG #CPFC #checkthetable

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

Those of you new to supporting Palace, don’t worry, this is what we call a bad patch. It actually makes the good bits even more fun* #CPFC *not guaranteed

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

8 years

I haven't seen my dad this angry for a long time and this is a man who has lost both his wife and his foreskin in the last two years. #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

Merry Christmas everybody, be kind to each other. And, more importantly, try to be kind to yourself x

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

6 months

Seriously, that’s enough now Palace: something at some level has to change #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

Remember my Palace pal, positive Pete? The one who lives on Upbeat Lane, Brightsideshire. He’s just punched a wall #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

Bad enough losing at home to them, but losing at home to a piss-poor them by being more piss-poor than them is unforgivable. And FFS start Meyer at home. #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

6 years

No shape, no guile, no confidence, no leadership, no direction; our best player starts in one wrong position and ends in another, our second-best player starts on the bench. But, don't worry, we're getting a bloody singing section next season. #CPFC #motd

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

7 years

Normally I'd love being in a pub full of comedians and Palace fans, but not today. Not today. Farewell Sean, happy travels. #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

Outplayed, outthought, outfought by a team we outnumbered #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

4 years

The Standard describes Palace’s new signing Scott Banks as “an attacking midfield player”. Don’t worry, we’ll soon knock that out of him. #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

6 years

Lesson number 1: never count your point until Sakho has made his mistake. Lesson number 2: game lasts 90 minutes. Every week. It's a thing. Lesson number 3: subs. Lesson number 4: don't watch Palace sober again. #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

Six long days, two huge games, twenty minutes of decent football, fourth round, one point, many pints, happy bunny #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

10 years

@GaryLineker You say 'no injuries', but rumour is that Andy Townsend has sprained the finger he follows difficult words with.

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

We were better than Bournemouth with 11 players and we were better than them with 10 players, because essentially we are better people. Also helped that they were absolutely terrible. #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 months

I don’t care how bad Burnley were today, it’s been a while since the F-word I’ve used leaving Selhurst was Fun #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

We have a poor home record, trouble scoring, a makeshift defence and Wilf’s out so we won’t win, but I still can’t wait to get to Selhurst (and the pub) A big hello to all football fans travelling in hope today #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

So that means in the Palace/City mini-league we win by three points. Surely that deserves some sort of trophy?! #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

6 years

As an intelligent, emotionally articulate, middle-aged man I think it's pathetic that I am so affected by the result of a football game 🕺🎉🤡💘🥂 #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

1 month

Palace fans, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

Seriously, VAR, I know I bought you a pint after the West Ham game, but you have to stop this flirting now. #ARSCRY #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

I have decided it’s time to get back to ‘normal’. So today I shall be drinking too much and Palace will probably concede a last-minute equaliser #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

4 years

Keep playing like that and we’ll struggle to fill those 2,000 seats #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 months

Best thing about us today was the banner at the end #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

As Shakespeare almost said: “nothing in his football life became him like the leaving it” - Roy Hodgson did a wonderful job for us and deserves all the applause he will get tomorrow night #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

6 years

Dear @DailyMirror , not sure whether you can fit "Despite our fabrication, distortion and exaggeration, Zaha stays at Palace just as most people thought he would" into a back-page headline but I think you should give it a try #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

6 months

Last five minutes on Saturday we tried to make things happen. Last forty five minutes tonight we waited for things to happen. Got what we deserved both times #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

Well done the FA. Now they’ve dealt with the disgrace of sarcastic clapping perhaps they could move on to the real evils of football - tutting and eye-brow raising. #CPFC #FA

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

25 years ago today! I know, but you should see the portrait in our attic...🥰🥳🍾

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

You can walk away from Selhurst very cross because we’ve not even tried to beat a better team, or you can walk away very proud after matching Europe’s best. The latter. #CRYLIV #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

A draw was probably a fair result today but the real winner was Craig Pawson. I hope he has a mantelpiece big enough for the Worst Refereeing Performance of the Decade trophy #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

Won’t be long, I’m just deleting every tweet and podcast I’ve done since last Sunday and I’ll join in the celebrations...OMG GET IN!! 🥳 #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

11 months

Probably the right time to go but his departure seems so low key. At the very least I feel we should have carried him shoulder high to East Croydon for the Gatwick train via the mural. But what memories he leaves behind at Selhurst! Thanks Wilf, happy travels #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

6 months

I’ve just opened the window on my advent calendar and it revealed a picture of Roy Hodgson laughing at Pep Guardiola #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

No complaints. Two good teams. They were just a bit gooder than us. And faster. And stronger. And had a striker. And a left back. #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

6 years

I think my dad summed that up perfectly at the final whistle: "well, it wasn't a disaster. I was expecting a disaster." It's that sort of cheery optimism that keeps a Palace fan going #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

4 years

Plan A: give ball to Wilf. Plan B: give ball to new striker. Plan C: cancel plan B. Plan D: revert to plan A. Plan E: blame dreadful referee. Plan F: keep saying “we’ll be fine.” Repeat season after season. #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

Regardless of tonight, there have been so many times in my life when I couldn’t wait for a season to end, and now I can’t wait for the next one to begin #CPFC ❤️💙

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

As Oscar Wilde nearly said: to lose one new manager is misfortune, to lose two looks like carelessness #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

Barry Cryer was very kind, very supportive and very hilarious. He once shared with me the secret of comedy timing: “always try to arrive in the pub when someone you know is at the bar” RIP x

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

Lesson two for those of you new to supporting Palace: a well deserved win after the ‘bad patch’ is known as a ‘never in doubt’ or a ‘we’re all going on a European tour’ Enjoy! #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

8 years

Right, let's see if it works this time. If Benteke scores 20 goals I will swim Thornton Heath pond naked in a Jerry Murphy mask #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

4 years

FFS Roy, sort it out! I can’t keep cancelling and re-booking the European tour every week #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

On the happy train back from Watford, wondering how to fill a 15 minute journey when we have nothing to complain about! #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

8 years

The England team just tried to film themselves celebrating Wales losing but Kane got the shot wrong and Hart dropped the camera #WALPOR

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

All these years it turns out the only thing between us and the Champions League was kicking off at 3pm on a Saturday. How good was that? Love you Monday! #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

4 years

Dear @SkySportsPL , please can you make one of your audio options booing a team off? #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

1 year

Alright Mr Hodgson, you’ve had your apology, no need to rub it in! 🥳🍾 #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

I’ve been trying to think all morning of a suitably witty and passionate tribute to one of the greats of alternative comedy. I’m afraid all I can come up with is “oh fuck, Jeremy’s dead”. He was a glorious man. #jeremyhardy

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

1 year

Right then, it’s happened so we need to get behind the new/old manager. I just hope it’s not true that we’re also bringing back Pardew as dance and movement coach and the ghost of Malcolm Allison to design a new kit #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

No criticism for Julian’s error today please. He could have let a goal in because he was feeding a mouse in his glove and I wouldn’t mind. If it was Wayne, on the other hand, I’d be chasing him with a pitchfork! #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

Two games in and it’s Groundhog Day already. And those people having a go at Wardy should be having a go at Dougie. #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

@SkySportsNews just announced the Spurs hierarchy were unhappy with Poch’s downbeat demeanour. Makes perfect sense to bring in Jose ‘Chuckles’ Mourinho then. #CPFC #Pochettino

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

Sometimes the stars align: manager, players, fans, bar staff in the Pawsons, all magnificent today #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

Well that’s me told. Apparently it’s inappropriate for a man my age to lick the league table on his phone. What a good win #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

2 years

Not the best of games today but I reckon both clubs showed the best of football this week #CPFC #HUFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

7 years

Wow,sometimes the best sport is simply someone running round and round and round. What an achievement for a man full of quorn #London2017

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

7 years

Dear God - just one more thing. Please let Shearer be doing Match of the Day tonight #CPFC #motd

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

4 years

I’ve just seen the Bamford VAR decision. Shocking, ludicrous - until you learn it was Mike Dean who made it, in which case, perfectly understandable. Any bets on the first player to be offside because of an erection?! #CPFC #LUFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

3 years

I’ve just had a whole range of emotions in a very short space of time. Well, three, actually. Gutted, proud and gutted. Currently stuck on gutted #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

6 years

Anybody know where I can buy some luck? Just asking for 11 friends. #CPFC

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Kevin Hunter Day

@kevinhunterday

5 years

Had a surprisingly detailed dream in which we beat Man City. Three of the surprising details being we had Dick Whittington in goal, Luka was wearing a ball-gown and Ayew scored. #CPFC

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