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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

My grandpa passed away a few weeks ago and left me like 50 acres of land in SWVa, and I have no fucking clue what to do with it.

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4 years

Clean and sober 4 years today...

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4 years

The LA County health director needs a little more, you know...health.

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Kenny5Alive

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2 months

In almost 30 years of doing this shit, I’ve never seen a single phase 2000amp breaker…until today.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

…I’m also single, ladies…if any of y’all want to homestead with me.

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@kenny5alive

2 years

Electricians hired this kid, and they’ve been giving him a hard time because he doesn’t have any tools, so I went to Lowe’s last night and bought him what he needed. Basic stuff. Never seen someone so appreciative.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

4 years

Bro...you move the receptacle.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 months

I see a good dad making his daughters happy. Call me old fashioned.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

11 months

“We moved here from New York, why is it so hot already?” Lady, this is the coolest May and June on record here in the Carolinas.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

10 months

What y’all reckon I should do about this? It’s in my front yard. I hadn’t noticed it until yesterday…

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

@JackPosobiec Happy birthday, Willie Mays!

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

1 year

Yeah, I’m really good at electrical work, when I don’t have to babysit clowns, do someone else’s job, estimate, or do paperwork.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

@JustinTrudeau @cafreeland @BillBlair @DavidLametti @marcomendicino HONK HONK!

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@kenny5alive

2 years

@JackPosobiec “I had these white hairs on my legs that stood up in the sun, and Cornpop was swinging a chain”

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

Clean and sober 5 years today...5 years ago, my life fell apart from drugs and alcohol. It’s still tough, and takes work. I’m not perfect, but every day is a blessing. If you’re struggling, my DMs are always open. If I can do it, anyone can.

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Kenny5Alive

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2 years

@JackPosobiec He’s getting ready for tomorrow’s Tater Talk.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

@RaheemKassam They totally fucking went there, too...I stopped buying that shit early on, and this just reinforces it.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

Men…learn where to turn the water off to your house.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

I’m not the guy who makes a big deal out of this, because it is embarrassing enough…clean and sober 7 years today.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

1 month

I’m not a poster boy for sobriety, we all stumble, but 8 years ago today, I hit rock bottom on the heroin and pills... I woke up in a shitty motel room in Durham, and walked my ass 7 miles to Duke, and checked myself in. Haven’t touched the stuff since, there’s hope for anyone.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

1 year

Anytime, Jesus…anytime.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

@sirhottest Wait till they introduce the “whites only” water fountain.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

@Slate Normal people have never worn masks outside.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

4 years

@jason_howerton @Gr8LakesCzarina They’re cracking down on planting, and landscaping? WTF?

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 months

Y’all asked what that 2000amp switch was for…here you go.

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@kenny5alive

1 year

Shit that I deal with…look at the craftsmanship on that 6X6.

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@kenny5alive

5 months

I’m wiping tears. 😂😂💀

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

5 months

If you’re a single man, and you have a top sheet on your bed, what other gay shit do you do?

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

My dad died in a car wreck 7 years ago today. He never failed to pick up the phone when I called, no matter what he was doing, or what I had done…and, he never gave up on me. RIP.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

@OldRowViral @OldRowSports Never gets old.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

Shit like this is what makes boys laugh.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

1 year

Y’all reckon the blocking for the handrail down those stairs is ran at 2 separate angles?

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

@hassankhan @Bonecondor Enjoy the ratio.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

It’s not hatred, it’s the wiener.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

The government must’ve built this kitchen.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

@joshscampbell @MattRiversCNN @CBP HE TRIED TO WHIP HIM...DID YOU SEE THAT!?!

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

11 months

Powder’s ol’ lady…

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

1 year

8 years ago today, I woke up in a shitty motel high on heroin, and probably more shit. I walked my happy ass 7 miles to Duke to rehab. I have been clean since. I am not saying I haven’t had a drink since, but I’ve realized that I can’t do that either.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

Biden’s gas prices even got Tom Brady going back to work.

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2 years

@JustinTrudeau HÒNK HÒNK.

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@kenny5alive

3 months

An acorn hit my truck this morning, so I unloaded my .380 into the door.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

@JustinTrudeau HONK HONK!

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

11 months

It’s a trap, ain’t it, boys?

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@kenny5alive

1 year

@Corruption_Ink @JesseKellyDC Ray? Is that you?

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 months

@Whatevah_Amy Well, damn.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

4 months

I’m dyin. 😂😂

Charlie Berens

@CharlieBerens

4 months

Careful when you’re ice fishing folks 👀

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

@tomselliott @brianstelter He gets fatter everytime I see him.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

@JoeConchaTV I’m sure their 16 viewers are loving it.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

Ya might not give a shit, but I got this shower done.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

11 months

Who wants to tell her?

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@kenny5alive

3 years

@JoeConchaTV Because we are mostly normal people in NC.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

1 year

I’ve chased this girl off and on since my early 30’s. She tried to get me to marry every other girl I’ve been with for 15 years. She called me out of the blue around Xmas. I’ve finally caught her little ass, I think.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

4 years

Girls be like “here’s my tits, and bhole...no dick pics please!”

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 months

Someone please make a Brandon “The Weasel” Driesel account.

Three Year Letterman

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3 months

@cateye36 @JoeBiden My friend Brandon “The Weasel” Driesel ran the register at the local RaceTrac and would give me gas for 70% off

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

Anyone have any book recommendations? Yes, I’m serious.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

@OneFineJay @ChristinaPushaw I just show em this.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

There isn’t a person on THIS fuckin app that grew up with two parents in the household.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

1 year

North Carolina.

meme bastard

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

@ScottAdamsSays @MailOnline Makes sense. He beat him in November.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

1 year

Just LOOK at that forehead…it’s like a South of the Border billboard.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

1 year

Girls, y’all think you get a lot of annoying DMs? I present to you…

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

1 year

That would be a piece of rebar from the footings sticking up through my finished floors…no one thought “hey, maybe I should cut that off”?

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

11 months

I reckon the ol’ lady cleans up alright…

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 years

@DefiantLs The biggest L....in the history of his account.

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2 years

@JustinTrudeau HÒNK HÒNK

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2 years

Blue...100%

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@kenny5alive

1 year

Factual…

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

@theringa Was an old dairy farm until they got too old to milk cattle. Then they went to raising beef. But yea, farmland.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

4 years

@JesseKellyDC “Units” has me dying.

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Kenny5Alive

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2 years

@JustinTrudeau HONK HONK!

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

20 days

I can’t. 💀😂

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

This the same little Asian looking girl that’s followed me from 30 accounts…what do you want from me, girl?

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

2 years

Definite.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 months

It’s not a purse, it’s a satchel…

TPS

@TotalProSports

3 months

Jason Kelce arriving in Vegas for Super Bowl LVIII...

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Kenny5Alive

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4 years

This is hilarious.

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

1 year

I have a new girl….

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

11 months

Believe I found your problem, boys…

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

3 months

Things I look forward to everyday… 1) going to bed

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Kenny5Alive

@kenny5alive

1 year

The fact that you call out those poser douchebags at that other company is enough for me to buy your coffee.

Stocking Mill Coffee

@smcroasters

1 year

Why don’t we constantly remind you we are a veteran owned business? Because it has absolutely no effect on the taste of our coffee. Don’t buy our coffee because we’re vets or hate socialism and commies… Try it or buy it because we make the absolute best beans in America.