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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
8 months
I’ll be keeping tabs on all of Bam’s defensive masterclasses (ie basically every game he plays) this season in this thread Feel free to add more stats and context, tag your least favorite dpoy voter as the season goes along, etc.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
10 months
Jjj without the Memphis scorekeeper
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
“And so the Derrick White buzzer beater was erased from history. Amen.” - Heatlations 6:9
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 months
It’s one of those rare rivalries that always delivers iconic moments, but the league refuses to market accordingly
@PlaybookSN
Playbook Sports
4 months
Is the Miami Heat x Boston Celtic rivalry one of the most underrated rivalries in sports? @bjay93_ speaks on this topic in the latest episode of @TheNBAHangout
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 months
This Tyler Herro 100000% would have made a difference in the nba finals
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 years
The Miami Heat entering the all-star break with the 1st seed and no all-star selections would be the most Miami Heat thing ever
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 years
The Heat beat the 76ers, but Embiid was injured, so it was fluky. The Celtics beat the Bucks in 7, fair and square. That the Bucks were missing a guy who averaged 24/7/5 and closed games for them during a Finals run is irrelevant. Just thought I'd clear that up for anyone.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
I survived the D*rrick W*ite buzzer beater You think a game 1 Finals loss is gonna break me?? Lmao
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
. @trailblazers Jaime Jacquez Jr and Nikola Jovic are not assets. They are bad. Ignore them. You don't want them on your team.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
My favorite part of this clip is Jayson Tatum complaining about a stiff arm
@KevinOConnorNBA
Kevin O'Connor
1 year
Duncan Robinson cooking Grant Williams off the bounce
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
8 months
Not a lie told
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
4 months
The amount of money they saved buying Blazers tickets probably allowed them to fly business class
@MiamiHEAT
Miami HEAT
4 months
These fans flew from Taiwan to Portland yesterday just for our game tonight 🥹
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
This series has exponentially increased the respect I have for Jalen Brunson
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
I don’t think anyone has had as much fun in the playoffs as Nikola Jović has
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@MiamiHEAT
Miami HEAT
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"Let me be that guy." 🗣 He is HIM.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 months
Ok but didn’t Joe Mazzulla — your coach — literally contest a player’s 3 after a whistle?
@5ReasonsSports
Five Reasons Sports 🏀🏈⚾️🏒⚽️
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Al Horford says he “was mad” about the Bam flagrant. Says to just let players shoot after the play.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 years
New rule: if you voted Kevin Love for 6moy, you’re not allowed to talk about the Heat
@TheDunkCentral
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2 years
“Some guys who thought they were untouchable are about to find out how touchable they are. It seems crazy for Miami to call the Nets and offer Jimmy Butler … but on the other hand, how could they not?” - @johnhollinger on KD to Miami
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Fuck it, Duncan Robinson offense highlights (no 3's)
@TheDunkCentral
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“We still believe we are the better team.” - Malcolm Brogdon (Via @BrianTRobb )
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Watch Tyler Herro suddenly become a “rising star on a steal of a contract” when he’s in any other uniform It’s inevitable
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
8 months
“Joe Cronin just took the deal that was best for his team” 🤓
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Jaime Jaquez Jr taking a soul.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Maybe this is a hot take, but I think Bam deserves the ECF MVP Trophy
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
My brain and eyes: “This was not a good Jimmy Butler game. At all.” The stats: 27 pts (52% shooting), 10 assists, 6 rebounds, 2 steals, 2 blocks
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Teams are gonna stop waiving players out of fear that Miami will sign them to minimums and turn them into Finals rotation worthy pieces
@naveenganglani
Naveen Ganglani
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Random fact: Haywood Highsmith was signed by the Philadelphia 76ers for the remainder of the 18-19 season... then eventually waived him. Lol.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
This is a center.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
"The way Miami is shooting is unsustainable! There's NO way they keep hitting the 3s they've been getting at that rate!!!" The 3s they've been getting:
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Hot take - Kevin Love is a different and slightly better vibes and glue guy than PJ was for the Heat
@jeremytache
jeremy chandler taché
1 year
🗣️ “LEAD US, KEVIN” Caught up with the Heat’s Kevin Love after Miami’s big-time Game 4 victory to take a 3-1 series lead 🔥
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 months
How can you read quotes like this and NOT think these dudes are arrogant?
@JaredWeissNBA
Jared Weiss
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Jaylen Brown: "Guys that we want shooting the ball was hitting them and we couldn’t get them to miss. We thought they were decent closeouts."
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 months
Does he not understand what the concept of an award is? I don’t get it
@zm_cox
Zack Cox
2 months
The Celtics didn’t have any finalists for any NBA awards this season. Did that bother Joe Mazzulla? “No, not at all. I think it’s beautiful. … Why would you get an award for the past?”
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
I refuse to believe he isn't going to be good
@5ReasonsSports
Five Reasons Sports 🏀🏈⚾️🏒⚽️
1 year
Nikola Jovic (autocorrect!) has been in the weight room
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
This series is giving off 06 Finals vibes
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
We are on the cusp of going to the Finals with the 18th pick in the first round lmaooooo
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
6 months
Bro got ESPN fan fiction written about him after - lying to Dame for years - not even negotiating with the team he requested - accepting an atrocious package for a franchise legend Glad we kept our trash assets!
@TheDunkCentral
NBACentral
9 months
Joe Cronin made sure not to let his emotions get the best of him during trade negotiations, per @wojespn “Through it all, Cronin told himself: Eliminate the emotion, the frustration, the fatigue. And most of all, Cronin implored himself: Don't settle. Don't let yourself
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
That “Tyler Herro has been upgraded to questionable” tweet is going to hit like crack
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Ira Winderman
1 year
Tyler Herro, staying stimulated.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Same scout
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@HeatNationCom
Heat Nation
1 year
NBA scout unsure if Jimmy Butler can maintain success vs. Knicks, says Josh Hart and Quentin Grimes can give him trouble:
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 years
Amazing that Spo has been the Heat head coach in all 3 of these series
@HeatvsHaters
𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉
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2012. 2020. 2022. Here we go again. #HEATCulture
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
“Mid air”
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Robert
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Giannis is in mid air when Love slides in front of him, Bam lowers his shoulder into Giannis without leaving his feet. One is a run over, the other is landing zone
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
New rule: If you’re tweeting out toxically shitty Bam trade packages before the game, you’re not allowed to celebrate a win after the game
@HeatNationCom
Heat Nation
1 year
Miami Heat take a 2-1 series lead. Heat in 5.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
7 months
So, circling back to this Can you explain to the class why this would have gone down “as one of the worst trades in NBA history”?
@KevinOConnorNBA
Kevin O'Connor
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Heat Get: Damian Lillard, Jusuf Nurkic Blazers Get: Tyler Herro, Kyle Lowry, Jaime Jaquez, Nikola Jovic, 2028 1st, 2029 swap, 2030 1st Considering the significant price of recent superstars dealt, this return for Portland would go down as one of the worst trades in NBA history.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Watching other young guards in the playoffs is making me realize we are collectively too hard on Tyler Herro
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Probably a good time to dust this one off
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@kellyoburner
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Grant Williams’s shit talking embodies what’s wrong with this Celtics teams They are front runners. They only celebrate and talk shit when they’re ahead. As soon as the other team claps back and things get serious all that bravado suddenly disappears. Weak team
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Gabe’s done his job. Caleb’s done his job. It’s time for Bam and Jimmy to step up and put this thing away
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 months
I’ve already won because nobody can take experiencing this away from me
@TheDunkCentral
NBACentral
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Kevin Harlan and Jimmy Butler put on a masterclass
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 months
Watch Chris Quinn
Good morning
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 years
Including Bam in any trade would be a decision the Heat regrets for at least a decade
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
He’s so back next season lol
@NBA
NBA
1 year
Defense, details... Max Strus was LOCKED IN during Game 1 🔒 Heat seek 2-0 lead • 8:30 PM ET on TNT
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Can we stop pretending that anyone in the NBA is a better defender than @Bam1of1 ?
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Bam Adebayo is a special defensive player
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 years
1-17??? Jimmy went 7-16 with RJ defending him. Bam 3-3. Herro 1-3 (good job by RJ there). (All those stats here: ) All combined went 14-30. He was getting hunted.
@HanaHoops
Hana 🏀
2 years
So RJ Barrett scored 46 points yesterday while playing lock down defense (held Heat players to 1-17 shooting) but he’s not one of the best young players in the league to some? 😂
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
No matter what happens tonight, I love this Heat team
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
3 months
If you look closely you can see Bam lifting Josh Hart’s leg and directing it at Javonte Green’s face
@Zachppp
HEAT NATION
3 months
Knicks players out here karate kicking people Interesting
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 months
You people will NEVER make me not love this team. EVER.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
5 months
Damn had no idea Jaime was putting up all star numbers! Thanks for this side by side
@WrldOfTatum
TatumsWrld
5 months
Aight bro just stop it
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@kellyoburner
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What stands out to you about this late game defensive possession?
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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When will Spo realize he needs to start Duncan, Jovic, Caleb, Rozier, Bam, Jimmy, Jaime, and Herro?
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
"Bam just isn't the passer Sabonis is" is a dog whistle
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 years
No better way to honor Black History Month than holding Gordon Hayward to 0 points on 0/7 shooting
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 months
Genuine question: Where does this narrative come from? Besides his rookie season, Bam's consistently outperformed Embiid in the playoffs both 1v1 and in their careers.
@EmbiidsEra
MVBIID
2 months
Joel when he sees Bam trying to guard him
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
6 months
It’s not about missing on Dame (for me personally) It’s about all the people who condescendingly told us that Malcolm Brogdon is a more valuable player than Tyler Herro loudly and consistently
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 years
Tired: We're paying Duncan 16 million and Strus 2 million for similar roles?! Wired: We're paying a combined 18 million for two playoff rotation caliber, floor-spacing 2 guards
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 years
I'll ask again: Why do people feel so empowered to have takes about the Heat and Heat players without actually watching them play?
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Can you guys pls call these in the ECF? Thank u @NBAOfficial
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@kellyoburner
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@HawksFanTV
🏀Hawks Fan TV
8 months
When you force Bam to put the ball on the deck, good things happen. He’s a spot up open mid range shooter with ZERO bag. Make him beat you off the dribble
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
3 months
The Lowry Package 👀
@HeatvsHaters
𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉
3 months
Scary Terry was clutch. Undefeated when Patty starts. Delon’s defense.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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Caleb Martin is a winner and a playoff riser
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
That game literally made all the pain of this season worth it
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Here's 41 seconds of Haywood Highsmith clamping star players Enjoy, @TiffanyMeeks23
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Jimmy’s ankle is in worse shape than we thought
@KevinF3394
Kevin 🇨🇦🏀
1 year
Brunson outplayed Donovan last series and is outplaying Jimmy Butler right now. What does that say?
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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Can’t believe the Miami Heat has managed to completely fluke its way into 3 Eastern Conference Finals in 4 years Culture is fake and this team is so lucky man!
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 years
Per , Evan Mobley guarded Bam for 6:28 mins of the game (most on the Cavs) Bam went 8/10 from the field in those mins and drew 2 fta
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
What stands out to you about Jokic's 5 turnovers last night?
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 months
(This is literally the kind of performance the Heat has been getting out of Bam Adebayo every single playoff run since 2020) (If this is cause for appreciating Rudy now, you should all have been on the Bam hype train for years now)
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
The way he used his body to shield the ball and (legally) create space was beautiful
@jadejac44
that one guy
1 year
That fast break drive by Bam on Smart was just 🤌🏼
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
exhausting.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Definitely a dirty play by Giannis. Swings his body in front of Bam at the last second and doesn’t set his position. (See how dumb I sound?)
@Bucks_Take
𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞
1 year
Definitely a dirty play by Love. Swings his body in front of Giannis at the last second and doesn’t set his position.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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There are 2 kinds of Heat fan. Only one is right.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 months
...wasn't Bam the starting center on the last gold medal team? lmao
@BradyHawk305
Brady Hawk
2 months
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 years
A majority of Heat fans watch this team closely but don't watch the NBA at large, making their takes too extreme and devoid of context A majority of NBA fans seemingly don't watch the Heat very closely This recipe leads to an abundance of atrociously shitty takes about the Heat
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 years
Jimmy Butler got the max because he proved he could singlehandedly will a team to the Finals and compete even with the odds stacked against him Russell Westbrook got the max for putting up insane regular season stat lines These two are not the same
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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"Teams that resort the zone don't succeed. There's no way it continues to work." That might normally be true, but there are reasons why the Heat zone is unlike any other. These are also reasons why it may continue to work A short thread on the unique elements of the Heat's zone
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Notice: every supposed DPOY candidate’s team has either been knocked out or is on the cusp of elimination Only 1 clamped arguably the best player in the world to clinch a series Edrice is above that award as far as I’m concerned
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Whoever made this: I love u
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optimistic Heat fan
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….they were crowning these mfs in November man In November.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 years
The segment of Heat twitter that only cares about the off-season and transactions annoys me to no end Who cares about trades and contracts rn bro? We’re in the middle of a playoff run
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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What an advantage it must be to be allowed to carry the ball and just lower your shoulder into anyone without consequences
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
Welcome to Miami @kevinlove !
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
9 months
Can you imagine what would happen if you asked Sabonis to guard Giannis or Jaylen Brown in a 7 game series?
@kings_muse
KingsMuse
9 months
2022-23 Playoffs Bam: Sabonis: 17.9 PPG✅ 16.4 PPG 9.9 RPG 11.0 RPG✅ 3.7 APG 4.7 APG✅ 0.9 SPG 1.4 SPG✅ 0.7 BPG 0.9 BPG✅ 48.1% FG 49.5% FG✅ 0.00% 3PT🤢 20.0% 3PT✅ And people said sabonis
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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Josh Hart did a great job on Jimmy today And Jimmy had 25/11/4 on 50% shooting lol Hope Jimmy’s ankle is aight
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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It’s like playing against the Bulls but worse. So happy it’s over.
@calmcoherence
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We no longer have to play the Brooklyn Nets for the rest of the regular season!
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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I am BEGGING Heat fans to ride with Bam Adebayo the same way Raptors fans ride with Pascal Siakam in 22-23 Bam deserves that much love
@Imman_Adan
i. adan
2 years
Just finished a podcast and Pascal Siakam 2023 MVP
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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E Reid really said "Forget the Alamo and remember the Heat win tonight" 😂 He's been in his bag lately
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
This is what I meant when I say that the Heat don't play a "PJ Tucker" anymore and that could strain C's defense - Bigs respect Love's spacing, esp ATB - Martin reliably hits corner and ATB 3's - Martin attacks closeouts aggressively and competently
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
1 year
This is actually very funny I’m not kidding
@stoolpresidente
Dave Portnoy
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Celtics Get Curb Stomped
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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I didn’t expect Jović’s in-season growth to be this dramatic
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
2 months
Can’t believe it’s your birthday tomorrow!! @D_Bo20 Also I can’t believe it’s Christmas Eve right now!!! @jaquez_jr
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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Bam Adebayo tonight: • 20 Points, 10 Rebounds, 2 Assists • +20 • Switched 1-5, shut down isolations • Hedged, Blitzed, and Dropped against P&R • Punished mismatches offensively An average playoff game by his excellent standards. Solidifying the narrative.
@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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(This is literally the kind of performance the Heat has been getting out of Bam Adebayo every single playoff run since 2020) (If this is cause for appreciating Rudy now, you should all have been on the Bam hype train for years now)
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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My brother, Bam Adebayo has been doing this since 2018
@KornHoops
Brett Kornfeld
1 year
Starting to feel pretty strongly that Nic Claxton is the 2nd/3rd best defensive player in the NBA (JJJ 1 & Draymond 2/3). The absolutely otherworldly ability for a guy w/ size + length + athleticism to be mega comfortable on the perimeter & also a menace at the rim is so special.
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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My biggest takeaway from this game is let Terry run point
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@kellyoburner
optimistic Heat fan
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"Bam and Jimmy wanted Donavan Bam and Jimmy wanted Dame Tyler just wanted to be wanted" - @Herrojuku No verses have ever rung truer
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