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clit eastwood

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1 year

having a great day with friends then checking my bank account

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one day i would wake up and kill myself

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How do y'all feel about this?

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i was in an art classroom at the school i work at and i guess they were making names for different colors and i saw this?

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5 months

real nyc male manipulator shit

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4 months

@rotttendotcom @joyci_schecter the gluten free one is dangerous bc ppl w celiac disease yikes

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i saw my dad doing surgery on some grapes and then he turned the plate around to show me this

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2 years

i realized i don’t like going on dates i just like interviewing people

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3 months

also mind you they are kindergarteners

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like woah kinda morbid dawg

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1 year

never give up on your situationship

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1 year

did a photo shoot with tinder match and half of them came out like shit but i kinda ate with these like hold on!!!

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1 year

@pwiscila it's a canon event

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7 months

@angrybIack inshallah goes hard

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2 years

this is a real nyu student

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6 months

men who use pictures that their ex took of them in their dating app profiles need to be shot by firing squad

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6 months

saw a tiktok ab this girl who found out she was being cheated on through letterboxd…

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when u see two letterboxd users log the same movie at the same time u know they fuckin

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3 months

@gracefurby kids these days!

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4 months

call me a gentrifier the way my bush is wicked

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1 year

@gugut0b0n pancake…

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1 year

me drinking my gigantic iced coffee every morning that makes me shit my guts out

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Pain and suffering for breakfast.

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@jodieegrace inshallah she is found

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2 years

?!

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4 years

@shizshizzz this is literally so specificly accurate

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1 year

when i say “well actually” this is the energy and vibration i hope to exude

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5 months

controversial opinion but i HATE when ppl r this late

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i am 25 minutes late

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1 year

she really is the silliest kitty ever

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3 years

i saw this eye trick on tiktok so everyone on campus better fall in love with me today

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1 year

drunk as hell

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2 years

no more dating apps which means i gotta start fucking my friends

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2 years

natalia dyer and charlie heaton at tompkins!

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1 month

is somebody gonna match my freak?

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3 months

@plzseekhelp im not saying hes wrong i was just taken aback

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1 year

you gotta do someone real dirty to have them unfollow you on spotify

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3 years

nyc college culture is just telling someone “let’s hang out!” over and over again

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1 year

rip to my first situationship/talking stage of the year (march 11, 2023 - march 24, 2023) gone too soon 🕊️

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clit eastwood

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4 months

update: it went ok!!! did not die! everyone laughed at how small my butt was!!!

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4 months

doing stand up for the first time tonight …. im scared wish me luck

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1 year

peeing in the shower is not a universal experience you guys are just gross

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2 years

@tyler02020202 i want to butt chug it

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8 months

my parents:

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1 year

my dad wrote me the most beautiful letter i have ever read in my life and i shared it on tiktok and some loser said his english was bad. anyways here it is

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3 years

larger than life

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2 months

another qt said it better but men get hurt/offended when you say it’s the perfect size because they don’t care about how the woman feels, they’re just in a literal dick measuring contest with their fellow peers + they probably like the added element of harm from being too big

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“yours is the perfect size. the big ones hurt”

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@fatfabfeminist orgasming during a PAP SMEAR???

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1 year

@arakkisuperstar this sounds like unethical ariana grande from 7 rings era

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3 months

@jorjorwel420 in their defense they do live in nyc so maybe their parents explained it to them bc there’s a memorial here and stuff idek

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1 year

i look urethral as fuck today

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2 years

@glamdemon2004 no like these made me giggle

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3 years

@northstardoll like why is this shit so detrimental to my mental health

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1 year

i genuinely think one more situationship would be enough to kill me

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2 months

trying to be patient and kind when you’re actually a horrible person is very hard

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8 months

2021 to 2023 holy moly

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2021-2023… ummmmmmm uhhhhhhhh

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@fatfabfeminist literally my biggest pet peeve like these people who CAN afford expensive nice fashion dont even know how to style themselves

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3 years

opening covid results every time like they’re college admission decisions

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2 months

i look cute today i think

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1 year

@alxndra1998 this is sickening

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1 year

i bring a sort of “lets kill him” vibe to the friend group that nice people don’t really like

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3 months

@lesleygorgasm yep 😭😭😭

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2 years

@mothercain 🫶🏼🫶🏼 AND THATS MOTHER!!!!!

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2 months

my coworker every week:

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1 year

give it up for the L train woooooo

angel kinda

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i don’t think men should be allowed to have celebrity crushes but women can

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7 months

i’ll give my child a cigarette before an ipad

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2 years

anyways i should go to bed

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4 years

my covid me results 🤝 negative all the time

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5 years

@moby_dickhead this really touched a part of my heart that i didnt know existed

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1 year

#NYU2023 WE DID ITTTTTTT

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4 years

@michaelacoletta so he’s literally the character he played on you

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some rlly beautiful girl took pics on a digital cam for me last night

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jacket came in the mail btw

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2 years

guys im obsessed with this picture of me

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1 year

i don’t get how people are on their phones on the subway like babe there’s no service what are you looking at, settings?

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8 months

feelin so pretty barefaced ! 🕊️

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7 months

i probably have bpd but i got a job so idrc about that rn

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3 years

im sorry this is so funny

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update

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3 years

noah beck in nyc……… i need to find him

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4 years

@LightsPlease___ literally just saying my name in a conversation

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2 years

this guy went in my dm’s and called me an “asian woman” unprovoked and claimed that being “racially motivated” was his joke when it was nowhere to be seen on his profile