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chrissy

@chrissychlapp

9 days

10 BOYFRIENDS! 💁‍♂️ presave NOW!

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chrissy

@chrissychlapp

4 months

men deserve nothing ! hope this helps 🩷

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4 months

Every man deserves a quirky mid to wake him up in the morning and make him breakfast like this

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chrissy

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7 months

ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok

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chrissy

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2 years

if ur the “fuck up” of the family like me i wish you a very merry christmas and a happy be yourself you’re sexy and hot

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chrissy

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3 years

i think one of my proudest moments was when my ex said “i treat you like shit cause you’ll never break up with me” & i literally said “ok. i’m breaking up with you” & he cried so hard he threw up

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chrissy

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9 months

shooting ur friend shot is so much more embarrassing than shooting ur shot romantically like omg i just wanna be girliesss and hangggg why am i so anxiousssssss

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chrissy

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2 years

do u ever get ur period and ur like oooohhh that’s why i felt literally insane this week <3 i have connected the dots!

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chrissy

@chrissychlapp

11 months

this man walked up to me at jamba juice today, grabbed my hand, admitted he saw me while he was driving and followed me here, asked me for my number and was SO shocked when i said “that’s actually really fucking creepy” and walked away from him.

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chrissy

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2 years

when my parents asked me why i was looking up “girls kissing” when i was 8

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chrissy

@chrissychlapp

11 months

WHEN WILL THEY ALL JUST D**

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@PopBase

11 months

The Supreme Court overturns Joe Biden's student loan debt forgiveness plan, saying it's unconstitutional.

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chrissy

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2 years

so i have to heal my inner child and my current self and the same time and look out for my future self. why are there so many me

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chrissy

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2 years

i bought hello kitty toilet paper bc i am an adult and i can do what i want

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chrissy

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6 months

the ugliest of men are always so fearful of the baddest bitches… it’s almost sad…

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6 months

Are you ok with 77 year old Dolly Parton dressing like a 20 year old Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Yes? or No? 👇

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chrissy

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2 years

Is it normal to be tired every second of every day or am I just deteriorating

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chrissy

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11 months

why the fuck would u limit the amount of posts people SEE?? oh my god elon you ruin EVERYTHING

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chrissy

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2 years

just got my stupid little 7 dollar coffee to fill the void and now i’m gonna stare at my stupid little thousand dollar phone to fill the void. anyway the void is not full

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chrissy

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10 months

i’ve started waking up earlier and it’s making me realize how long days are like omg it just never ends huh

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chrissy

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8 months

when men honk at u to get ur attention in the street it’s like ok. now what. u have startled me and now ur down the street. what was the point.

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chrissy

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2 years

wrapping my dogs christmas presents like she even fucking cares …

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chrissy

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2 years

can’t believe some of u don’t sleep with stuffed animals… what’s it like without a nice little cozy stuffed animal there by ur side… u guys r strong..

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chrissy

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2 years

stop asking me if i’m cold while i’m walking outside in a mini skirt & crop top in 20 degree weather. of COURSE i am. but that’s not the point!

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chrissy

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2 years

u r not in ur flop era bb ur just taking a little rest. resting ur little head. taking a breather. u r not flopping. just recharging.. u don’t have to do things all the time. it is ur rest era.

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chrissy

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1 year

it’s so weird that we were once just a cell and now we can put on lipgloss wow life is amazing

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chrissy

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2 years

hey (with the intention of asking u to get a cup of water for me cuz i’m already soooo cozy in bed and don’t want to move)

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chrissy

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3 years

just had a convo with an anti vaxxer who said that he won’t get the vaccine & i asked why & he was like “i can explain it to you when i’m on acid.” …. i-

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chrissy

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2 years

i love forgetting abt tattoos until u accidentally see them in the mirror or something it’s like aw hey girl!!! forgot abt u ur so pretty :)

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chrissy

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2 years

happy pride 💓

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chrissy

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2 years

my build a bear started talking yesterday while i was having sex i’m so embarrassed but also slay

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chrissy

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2 years

had a suspicion he was on tinder so i downloaded it and saw him in the first 3 swipes. he told me my phone was glitching. then my friend found him and sent a screenshot. he said her phone was glitching. then i saw the app on his phone. guess what he said LMAO

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2 years

Ladies what’s the wildest lie a man ever told you?

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chrissy

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2 years

i love to lay down. love it. can’t think of anything better honestly.

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chrissy

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2 years

i’m a simple girl i love the color pink and i wake up everyday afraid of death

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chrissy

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9 months

sometimes u just need to sit in a starbucks parking lot for 30 min in ur car and scroll thru ur phone it’s called girl time

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chrissy

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5 months

hormonal acne leave me alone… i am not strong enough to fight you constantly… im just a beautiful girl please… please stay away

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chrissy

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1 year

i am still so shocked every time i get my period like how could my body do this to me

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chrissy

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2 years

why would u get in a line to get tested for covid and not wear ur mask .. girl …

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chrissy

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2 years

was talking to this girl yesterday and she was like “would u be on a dating show?” & i was like idk, only if it was queer & she was like “omg that would be so hard! u would have to find so many queer people” ??? does she think there’s like 4 of us or

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chrissy

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3 years

whoever made Gnomeo and Juliet really just said I’m going to tell this story… but with gnomes

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chrissy

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3 years

the feminine urge to not exist

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chrissy

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4 months

i am 25 minutes late

chrissy

@chrissychlapp

4 months

trying my best to stop being the always 15 minutes late friend today let’s see if i can do it

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chrissy

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3 years

unfollowing people i used to go to school with is my passion

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chrissy

@chrissychlapp

2 years

stupid little 7 dollar coffee by day stupid little 13 dollar martini by night

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chrissy

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2 years

walked into this restaurant obviously looking so hot and this woman loudly whispers to her husband “wow.. u don’t see people like that often..🙄” so i looked her dead in the eye & she goes “sorry hun.. we’re from wisconsin” ?????????

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chrissy

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2 years

why is eating before bed bad for you if it feels so right…

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chrissy

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10 months

sometimes being a girl is all about blaming how u feel on the moon and that’s OK!

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chrissy

@chrissychlapp

11 months

what… the fuck . i’ve reread this like 20 times i can’t even comprehend… what is going on …

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11 months

The Supreme Court has ruled that businesses can discriminate against LGBTQ Americans.

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chrissy

@chrissychlapp

3 years

men luv to call women emotional but forget anger is an emotion too... like who’s the emotional one now jacob... patch that wall back up please ...

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chrissy

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1 year

family disappointments it’s our day to shine

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chrissy

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3 years

am i emotional cause my period is coming or am i emotional because the planets are in retrograde or am i emotional because i’m falling apart or am i emotional cause my dog is so cute or am i emotional

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chrissy

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2 years

how do y’all do more than one thing a day. i have to recharge for like 3 hours after getting my coffee in the morning

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chrissy

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3 years

the feminine urge to only play as peach in mario kart

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chrissy

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6 months

girlie pop u are not a failure u just need to take a lil nap and be nice to ur lil mind that’s all

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chrissy

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2 years

one day stranger things fans will stop commenting “chrissy wake up” on all of my tiktok’s and that’s the day i’ll know peace. but for now, it’s horror.

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chrissy

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2 years

i just fucking LOVE heart shaped things. like yaaaas!!! heart shaped soap! heart shaped candles! heart shaped cookies! heart shaped antidepressants next!!!!!

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chrissy

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2 years

these people are weird

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2 years

Machine Gun Kelly tells Vogue that Megan Fox's engagement ring was designed to hurt if she takes it off: “The bands are actually thorns. So if she tries to take it off, it hurts … Love is pain.”

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chrissy

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1 year

wtf rotating tires mean . they already do

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chrissy

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2 years

shut up

Variety

@Variety

2 years

“I have the best advice for women in business,” Kim Kardashian says. “Get your f--king ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.”

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chrissy

@chrissychlapp

3 years

just paid rent again this month. fucking unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!

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chrissy

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2 years

i need heart shaped antidepressants and i need heart shaped antidepressants now

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chrissy

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3 years

i literally have second hand embarrassment from this like..

GRIMES CHARTS

@GrimezszCharts

3 years

Grimes in Los Angeles today. Photography by Jvshvisions

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chrissy

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2 years

hot people are tired all the time. it’s ok baby. take a little nap. rest ur little head. it’s ok.

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chrissy

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2 years

omgggg ppl on tiktok r mad at my nun costume like i made it myself like have u ever been to a spirit halloween before

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chrissy

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2 years

need to stop expecting my gay friends to show up on time for dinner…

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chrissy

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9 months

can’t believe situations happen to a beautiful girl like me

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chrissy

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2 years

if ur pet name for ur partner is stinky.. i am just wondering why. like 😕

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chrissy

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11 months

i don’t understand how he thought that was NORMAL. HOW WAS THAT NORMAL

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chrissy

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9 months

life is about being like ohhh ok

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chrissy

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6 months

being in ur 20’s is about learning that ur lactose intolerant, severely depressed and kinda gay

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chrissy

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3 years

hot people think that they’re dying every time their body feels a little bit weird

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chrissy

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2 years

stayed in bed all day today like the depressed bisexual anxious sexy girl i am

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chrissy

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3 years

if a man says “omg she’s so obsessed with me” he is actually obsessed with her

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chrissy

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2 years

hiii

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chrissy

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3 years

me every time i have a breakdown on twitter

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chrissy

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3 years

anyone who invalidates bi people are ugly. i don’t make the rules!

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chrissy

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2 years

ITS MY BDAYYYY pink hair era is BACK

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chrissy

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3 years

woke up bisexual and sexy again… life is crazy

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chrissy

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1 year

i’m just a girl i love lipgloss i’m afraid of the dark i think everyone hates me i like the color pink and i’m severely depressed

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chrissy

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2 years

omg

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chrissy

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10 months

sometimes a girl can be a little mean as a treat

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chrissy

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3 years

i’m a proud outfit repeater and i don’t care who knows it! yes i’m wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday! get over it! i’m a whore!

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chrissy

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2 years

lived the straight experience today and went to a football game. didn’t get it. was the best dressed tho

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chrissy

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6 months

family disappointments it’s our time to shine

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chrissy

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2 years

best friend just got a new boyfriend. i love to hear it

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chrissy

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9 months

loveee when dogs make little circles over and over to get cozy and comfy like that is so me

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chrissy

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3 years

plz stop assuming bi people are sluts! i am but still ❤️

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chrissy

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2 years

It’s so nice out today I need to kiss a girl and carve a pumpkin and kiss a girl and make banana bread and kiss a girl

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chrissy

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3 years

he’s having a moment!

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chrissy

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3 years

depressed sun bisexual moon i love carbs rising

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chrissy

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3 years

i’m such a slut for watching my friends succeed

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chrissy

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2 years

covid is in her slut phase omggg

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chrissy

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2 years

i think it’s ok when women lie

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chrissy

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3 years

got my back blown out last night so hard that now i cannot move my neck. i think i have whiplash. happy bi visibility week

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chrissy

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2 years

no this is exactly what i want

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2 years

This is so grim

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chrissy

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2 years

i’ll never understand how 9 ugly stupid rotting old people just get to decide whatever tf they want for no reason. how on earth does a gun have more freedom than our bodies.

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2 years

The Supreme Court has officially overturned the landmark Roe v. Wade case, ending nearly 50 years of constitutional protections for abortion in the United States.

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chrissy

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3 years

very interesting cameo request today

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chrissy

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2 years

every time a grown woman mocks what i’m wearing my skirt gets shorter and i become sluttier. there is no winning martha. i only grow more powerful

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chrissy

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2 years

I love it when people ask me how school is and I just have to tell them it’s going well instead of saying I dropped out of school twice and decided to be insanely bisexual on the Internet instead

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chrissy

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2 years

it’s aries season

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chrissy

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2 years

the reveal !

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chrissy

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3 years

getting my hair done and all these old ladies keep saying “wow. that’s really pink. 😐” yes martha glad to see your eyes are fucking working

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chrissy

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3 years

yeah not my abuser literally using a photo of me & him on his tinder? obviously for clout? you wanna tell everyone what you did to me, samuel? chicago gals if y’all see him block immediately. i’m livid.

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