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hey sexy did you fall out of a plane? because you forgot your parachute

23. she/her. new zealand :)
Joined July 2016
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@katiecantspell
katie ✨
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HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD ON BUTT HAND ON TITTY KISS ON NECK HELL YEAH!
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katie ✨
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saying “i’m so wet” during sex - boring - overused - not funny saying “respect the drip, karen” - less boring - still not funny - you’re no longer having sex
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katie ✨
4 years
onision spends more talking to kids than he does washing his hair, bro you worried about the wrong grooming
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why has onision put on his 2006 Adidas predators for his court hearing
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4 years
short girls tall boys 🤝 acting like their height is a personality trait
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katie ✨
4 years
SHOUTOUT to everyone who is a: - Virgo - CANCER - Leo - ARIES - Aquarius - SCORPIO - Sagittarius you’re all GAY and HORNY and SAD
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4 years
a group chat where everyone is given one designated day to speak and everyone else can only react
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katie ✨
4 years
would you lick pasta sauce off my titties yes or no
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katie ✨
4 years
nipple piercings through shirts. that is the tweet.
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katie ✨
4 years
throat hurts. anyone’s dick wanna kiss it better.
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katie ✨
4 years
the exact same five tweets about coronavirus but coronavirus worded slightly different 🤝 going viral
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katie ✨
4 years
is it rude to send a guy the link to the wikihow on eating pussy?
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katie ✨
4 years
in the spirit of over-committing to the bit, who unironically wants to be added to this.
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katie ✨
4 years
a group chat where everyone is given one designated day to speak and everyone else can only react
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katie ✨
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when you hear “that’s the girl that sucked 19 dicks in one night” as you walk past 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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katie ✨
4 years
are you horny or are you just touch starved?
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katie ✨
4 years
@desktwink I LOVE FRANK LASANGA
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katie ✨
4 years
if you’re a guy and i like your tweets there is a reason and i promise you the reason is not that you’re funny
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i would be a terrible girlfriend but a fantastic cum slut
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katie ✨
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have to add extra a’s when i say lmao because there is a lot of ass to laugh off
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katie ✨
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do you think bernie will let you guys use the metric system like a normal country?
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katie ✨
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why do they all want to cum on eileen so bad?
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katie ✨
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thinking about titties
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katie ✨
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do men understand that when i am saying “omg your hands are so big!!” what i really mean is “haha could you please choke me”
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katie ✨
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straight girls don’t lose their virginity until the guy makes them cum
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katie ✨
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“casual sex” implies the existence of an ability to not immediately fall in love with anyone who touches me
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katie ✨
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yeah sex is fun, but have you ever opened your phone and had over 10 twitter notifications 😩😩😩
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katie ✨
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do i want a boyfriend or do i just want someone to tell me they like my boobs
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katie ✨
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have a breakdown and tweet about my trauma or have a breakdown and tweet pictures of my tits? hmmm big decisions to be made
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katie ✨
4 years
if any girl who looks like this could acknowledge my existence even for two seconds, literally even if it was to call me an ugly rat, i would never be sad again
@MichaelaOkla
michaela okland
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Do u like my fuzzy socks
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katie ✨
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i did not know what sex was until twitter
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katie ✨
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if you’re awake right now it’s because you’re super hot and sexy and attractive and cute
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it’s need a hand on my thigh while we watch a movie and ignore the overwhelming sexual tension hours
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katie ✨
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is ok boomer girl actually in a relationship? like it’s totally fine if she is but i just really thought she’d maybe let me know? haha like i’m chill about it, it’s ok but she really should’ve told me and made sure i was alright with it. it’s fine though i’m not upset at all.
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katie ✨
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the venn diagram of girls i want to fuck and girls i want to look like is a circle
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