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@kalevkaro
Kalev Karo
11 months
@Variety This generations obsession with not only being a victim, but making sure no one else is more of a victim then them is unprecedented. How tone deaf can someone be?
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Kalev Karo
2 years
@JoeFash0 Why did that man throw a 10-speed at him??? Hahaha
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2 years
@OTerrifying Anyone else notice how this malfunction didn’t result in millions of gallons of oil being dumped into our oceans?
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@kalevkaro
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7 months
@ramzpaul I’ve been laughing at this post all day. She legit walked in a circle for 17 days lol
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@kalevkaro
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7 months
@DERRlCKWHITE Some of ya’ll don’t have that friend who is actually a brother and it shows.
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1 year
@NoCapFights Imagine this being your life. Standing at your baby shower knowing every single family member is utterly embarrassed of you.
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Kalev Karo
11 months
@yzyupdates Yooooo hahah….this women gave birth to a bunch of mini Kanye’s and has to deal with them everyday.
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7 months
@FadeHubb I’m not gonna front, I would have tried to spin this into one helluva night.
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5 months
@MarioHTXX Imagine needing to have multiple teenagers “deny allegations” against you lol
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5 months
@yandhiisntreal He made Graduation.
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2 years
@shannonsharpeee Why is he out there dressed like a Power Ranger with an EBT card???
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5 months
@certifiedjared Because he doesn’t make music for “bad bitches” with low morals. You got the Canadian for that.
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5 months
@JoshReynolds24 You watched an entire game of Joel Embiid and you’re calling this unwatchable?
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5 months
@Alasfit The ink from his printer to print that in all color cost more then what they stole lol
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11 months
@LeqionHoops Wild we live in a time where all you have to do is put a podcast mic in front of someone and they’ll admit they got passed around a whole team. We’re a crumbling society.
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3 years
@swagmexican49 @ohkarli_ Did you ever think that’s him controlling his own narrative??? Just because she has a contract with Hulu to blast her family business all over the world for a check doesn’t make his desire to tell his own story less viable.
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@kalevkaro
Kalev Karo
6 months
@rahsh33m Check ya boys drip
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Kalev Karo
6 months
@TRENCHCOATOPERA “Rich - Interlude” was one of the best forms of poetry I’ve heard on an album in awhile. It set the tone for the remainder of the album.
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Kalev Karo
7 months
@druski What does this man tell these people?!?! To convince them to let him on that set is funny in itself lol
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2 years
@LakeShowYo This man jammed his finger and started limping up the court lol
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Kalev Karo
6 months
@CrimeInNYC Crime? This is a Sunday on your way home from a day in Central Park.
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6 months
@Son_ImSleep When ppl start bringing sales/numbers/streams to the debate you know they’re cooked. Hip hop heads don’t give a shit about that. Pusha embarrassed that man globally and had him walk away with his pride crushed. He won.
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1 year
@Schaffrillas There’s the Indian Wedding episode where the woman he’s dating only seen him in Timbs and thinks he can’t take them off or she’ll see he’s two inches shorter. So he spray paints them black to wear with his suit to the wedding lol
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@kalevkaro
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7 months
@backendjame 5’11 200lbs of a world class athlete built like a wall. Stop it.
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4 months
@daralynn13 “a not thin” is the funniest pivot phrase ever lol
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Kalev Karo
5 months
@DrSweets24 Did you say the same thing about Jay-Z when he was dropping songs with his wife and Linkin Park? Because I bet you didn’t and now you care? Kendrick made “Alright”. Stop it lol
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Kalev Karo
2 years
@raphousetv2 Literally every single CEO/Owner of the major social media companies don’t allow their children to use them. Steve Jobs didn’t allow his kids to use iPads. It’s almost like they know it’s a drug they only wanna release to the general public.
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Kalev Karo
2 years
@connorlipke @barstoolsports OR he might be celebrating walking away with both purses since Paul dared to bet him winner take all. Funny he’s just a “YouTuber” now that he lost but when he was beating up Gary Coleman he was a legit boxer. Fury with the W AND Paul’s winnings lol
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Kalev Karo
5 months
@Stifle_Tower27 That’s the Embiid 42 point special. Second half begins and you foul hunt to live at the stripe.
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5 months
@TheDrunkJake Relax bud, she’s still not gonna give you the time of day after reading this tweet.
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5 months
@iammarypryor It must be crazy to wake up everyday and seek out victimhood like this.
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5 months
@CrAstro2 @Elbowsow1 Because this man woke up today having to question every single “friendship” he has. He has to question the ppl around him and the leeches in his entourage. Thats diabolical shit and he didn’t have to “reveal” anything.
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Kalev Karo
2 years
@barstoolsports Brady be like
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5 months
@OhhMar24 Ohhh so now we’re gonna pretend like the producer is just “someone who makes beats”? Just shut up and wipe your chin lol
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Kalev Karo
6 months
@KimKardashian 43 years old with four kids
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Kalev Karo
6 months
@unbasedsavage Imagine ruining your whole future for a prank.
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5 months
@xforceAJ …isn’t it the other way around considering Dot dropped 12 minutes after he did and referenced things like he already heard his?
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Kalev Karo
8 months
@NBA_NewYork Did t they beat Cleveland last year? I’m confused where this confidence in the Cavs comes from
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Kalev Karo
9 months
@joyisloud Imagine policing ppl’s cookie intake over a “boycott” that isn’t changing a single thing.
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Kalev Karo
1 year
@UnkleDell Sounds like they gave a ton of sugar to a toddler then handed them a mic.
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Kalev Karo
4 years
@GrahamAllen_1 @HillaryClinton Yet she’s accomplished more in a fraction of her life then you ever will with your podcast.
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Kalev Karo
1 year
@DAVIDPLEASESTOP We had a mouse in our kitchen for weeks and it kept alluding our traps. My wife thought I was crazy when we caught it and I wanted to hang it from our cabinets like Bane did the special ops in Dark Knight Rises. I thought it was worth showing any others what will happen.
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10 months
@TheDiaspora93 What you describe as “steal a couple packs of Huggies” is literally breaking down our society. Ppl losing jobs because the stores have to close. Inflation from the companies with actual tax paying citizens footing the bill. It’s a plague and you’re giving it a pass on some racial
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5 months
@Meami_Ami Sooo illegal revenge porn? From a guy who’s been reported to groom teenage age girls? And you’re bragging about this?
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Kalev Karo
9 months
@commie_trucker I don’t understand how that’s their fault though. Isn’t it the company’s that refuse to pay a live able wage? The same companies who lobby for tax cuts from the other party then use the money for stock buybacks instead of increasing wages? Be serious just for a second.
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Kalev Karo
1 year
@asje__ @zoraslovechild @InternationalO $185 w/ 20% tip is $37 $11 cash + $15 = $26 which is roughly 14%. If you’re gonna rack up a $185 bill with multiple alcoholic drinks, recording the entire time and that waiter running laps for her 48 FUCKING OYSTERS LOL….tip accordingly.
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@angeltrackpad Culture yourself.
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5 months
@MonteroOnBoxing Maybe if Floyd didn’t duck him for like five years it would have been what you expected. He waited right until Pac was leaving his prime.
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5 months
@ComplexMusic Noticed how focused he is on the daughter bar and not the entire verse calling him and his ppl pedos.
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11 months
@mymixtapez Having babies and putting rings on a girl that can’t cook you spaghetti and serving you on paper plates. Make it make sense.
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5 months
@YaboyJoeL__ Yea because buying a little refresher for your mid day break is participating in a war across the globe. Got it.
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7 months
@NoCapFights His face at 0:53 is fucking killing me. My man knew he was caught and was racking that brain for a pivot lol
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Kalev Karo
5 months
@luckytran The most NYC response to that question. Perfect.
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Kalev Karo
4 months
@WomensHoops_USA All of a sudden there’s more cameras on the league because of these rookies and apparently sex sells now lol…veteran players normally showing up dressed like Adam Sandler are arriving in clubbing clothes.
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Kalev Karo
10 months
@wipe_me_down Comparing a 20 year old messing with a 16 year old (completely legal in Oklahoma) to someone accused of rape, gang rape, exploitation, murder attempts is a WILD concept.
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Kalev Karo
10 months
@JordanRaanan Imagine your son who grew up 10 minutes up the road from MetLife Stadium goes undrafted, then gets thrusted into the starting position mid season by that very team. Yea, you lean into it. You lean into it hard. Don’t knock that families pride right now.
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Kalev Karo
10 months
@Makandal_Wife How does it feel to live in constant victimhood? To the point where you can’t muster up the tiniest bit of empathy in the name of stomping around claiming to be a victim.
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Kalev Karo
1 year
@nojumper Then women wonder why we value purity.
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5 months
@AkademiksTV Imagine being a grown man. A man that wants to be taken seriously. Then spending your entire day tweeting nonsense because the guy that pays you took an L. Aren’t you like 32 years old?
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11 months
@barstoolsports If “leaning hard into being a stereotype” was a video.
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8 months
@ctreid89 “Red light, green light….red light, green light (whisper)”
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5 months
@nuffsaidny This is the big punchline? Telling someone to do pushups referencing a video of him doing…pushups? The bar is set so low with drake fans lol
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Kalev Karo
3 years
@raptvcom If Kanye a dinosaur at 44 then what’s a 38 year old grown man wearing a dress??
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6 months
@kirawontmiss Especially when you know all of them are wearing a $18 SHEIN outfit looking dusty as hell.
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1 year
@RGIII One person did it while walking to their bench to their own teammates. The other followed around her opponent for 20 seconds, diverting direction multiple times, desperately needing validation. Do better bud.
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8 months
@MIK3MCDANIEL Internet clout means set for life now? Thats a low ass bar.
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10 months
@TalkinYanks Damn, missing the playoffs really just unlocked a shopping spree lol
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6 months
@TommyBeer This is exactly why I’ve stopped watching ESPN lately. It seems the only thing they talk about is the NFL. All of their pundits are football ppl who can’t talk about other sports correctly. It’s like the nfl has taken over their airwaves and only push that product.
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@shes_rADIAnt Most geniuses are
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@BaseballQuotes1 …425 ft. dead center
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2 years
@MaxFord18208677 @connorlipke @barstoolsports It’s funny how quickly the bar is now being lowered. When he was beating up 45+ yr olds and bball players half his size he was a rising star. He gets beat by a real boxer and the excuses come in. He ran his mouth for over a year and lost. Paul fans take that L.
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2 years
@raptalksk Can anyone actually say what he does??? With each passing day I’m less convinced he does anything on his albums besides phrases and telling us he’s the best.
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6 months
@Joshua__DM @oldecharles What have the Orioles won in the last *40* years?
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@tonybruiseJC Cheap hoodies with owls on them and diamond encrusted paternity test.
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6 months
@DramaAlert This has the same vibe as an Isis hostage video.
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5 months
@_carramello She can see Jupiter with them fucking glasses, got damn!!
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2 years
@druidDUDE This has me dying lol
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5 months
@itsavibe This how Charlemagne sounds right now
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@TheStrickland Imagine your fanbase needing assistance from ownership to fill their own arena with their own fans for the playoffs.
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5 months
@i_doit4WAVY Damn, you found victimhood from this? lol dear god
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@sam_dcx @CrAstro2 @Elbowsow1 Then that just shows how much of a mark he is to these ppl. An outsider being squeezed and manipulated like a bitch. I’d care.
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Kalev Karo
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@mymixtapez These women pretending to be boujee and above these restaurants all while paying their utility bills with Afterpay.
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7 months
@plutowrlddd_ Best part of this video is you know they’re like best friends lol…only two friends start arguing over sandwiches and who cries after a whooping.
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6 months
@apalm_is_napalm With a roster of 12 WNBA players and a starting five of All-Americans. Don’t compare her stacked teams from a powerhouse school to Iowa that most likely isn’t sending another girl pro.
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@checktherhyme1_ But it does matter. When you’re referencing and bragging about your status and clout in a song, it means more coming from the guy doing it at the LV show in Paris. It’s believable.
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@BronGotGame No lol…seriously, stop it
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6 months
@PGATUOR LIV really is trash lol…it’s like you’re watching a country club tournament
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11 months
@KermitTheFrog My man is wearing the hell out of that cashmere.
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10 months
@juhlissuhh Tell me why I didn’t see the alien and my first thought was “damn, they did Kanye leaving the Donda listening party with the elf.”
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@JoePompliano He has such a creepy aura. Like none of us will be surprised that we later find out our collective hatred for him extends to them finding a kid in his basement or something.
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@offbeatorbit Or people who live in reality and don’t think coddling and lying to young people is productive. When should she finally grow up then?
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1 year
@ClutchPoints Anyone else find his schtick annoying at this point?
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6 months
@gigabilly A lot of broke bitches in these comments agreeing. If you’re a poor don’t go out to eat.
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5 months
@LBJsBest “Stopped” lol…or just other players on teams winning more playoff series are winning it while he’s on his 147th coach since winning an actual ring (Cleveland ring).
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Kalev Karo
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@finlandfet @CensoredMen Why is minimum wage and whore the only two options? If true that’s an extremely sad and telling outlook on your gender.
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@_talkswithtj It’s funny seeing how many ppl dislike this girl simply because she’s a little white girl from Iowa lol…that spotlight started getting shared and you all went full hater mode
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@highbrow_nobrow They’ll look you dead in the eye and contradict themselves. Clown behavior.
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5 months
@ThatDamnFreshie ….the car is stolen lol
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6 months
@TalkinYanks It looks so bad. MLB needs to do something about it because it’s an eye sore while you’re watching.
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