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@kafkaasagirii

5 months

【一応注意】パロディアカウントです! @kafkaasagiri が本物の朝霧です。混乱を招いて申し訳ありません。

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@kafkaasagirii

4 months

You can all stay mad in the comments.

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🏆 2023 Anime Awards 🏆 BEST ANIME OF THE YEAR Bungo Stray Dogs 5 Studio: BONES

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@kafkaasagirii

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Did you guys like the new chapter?

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Unhappy new year to those who lack the intellectual capacity to comprehend the complexities and nuances of my glorious manga series

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@kafkaasagirii

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I look extraordinarily handsome in this photograph. The lighting, the angle, the pose - indeed, they are all perfectly executed.

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@kafkaasagirii

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To my dearest and most loyal followers, I have a most wondrous and delightful inquiry for you, if you would be so kind as to indulge me. Who, might I ask, are your favorite female characters in fiction?

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@kafkaasagirii

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I am the Franz Kafka of mangaka. I am the master of the pen, the king of the written word. My writing is a masterpiece, a marvel of literature that surpasses all other forms of art. I am the poet laureate of storytelling, and I have set the standard for excellence in this field.

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@kafkaasagirii

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To all those who dislike my female characters: you are nothing but utter filth and refuse. Your negative sentiments towards my beautifully crafted and lovingly written characters are despicable and repugnant and indicative of your own insignificance and worthlessness.

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@kafkaasagirii

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Ratio + you’re mid

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@kafkaasagirii

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Some of you dishonor the title of being a Bungou Stray Dogs fan. My series is far too dignified to be tainted by your vile presence.

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Happy birthday to my beloved Nikolai, the one true Nikolai, not that abominable atrocity known as blonde Nikolai.

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みんなが描いてくれるのあを見るのすごく楽しいです

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Loathsome blonde Nikolai! Merely his presence brings my blood pressure to dangerous heights, a torrent of rage boiling within me. His very existence offends me and the true Nikolai. Down with blondie, let him perish! #DeathToBlondeNikolai

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@Amatits346

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He is a cheese-easy enjoyer

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@snoozibackrooms Lethal poison.

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@dqzaiie My heart is crushed, and my soul is broken.

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@Foruko_ I am aware of the package you sent to my address, but I regret to inform you that I have elected to decline the delivery and return to sender.

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@kafkaasagirii

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@Foruko_ If you don't stop treating me like an elderly person right now I'll shove my walking cane so far down your throat that it'll come out your ass sideways and you'll be shitting splinters for weeks.

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@kafkaasagirii

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@hridayaplh I'll have you know that I am an esteemed individual and won't stoop to such casual impropriety. Perhaps a hug might be more appropriate. But that's all you'll get from me.

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@kafkaasagirii

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Why do you imbeciles refer to me as "father"? I am NOT your parent, nor do I intend to fill that role. How dare you tarnish my noble image with such pathetic address? I'll never stoop down to the status of being responsible for a legion of idiots.

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@Amaris346 I would have him killed off.

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@kaorinirl I have never seen myself quite so stunning and majestic.

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@MoonDropstone_3 As am I, my dear follower.

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@chuutross You’re actually disgusting.

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@starskippp I can do as I please.

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@kafkaasagirii

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@GoldDragonAI Ты понимаешь, как ты отвратителен? Почему ты сексуализируешь ребенка? В этом мире нет места для тебя, просто убейся.

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@kafkaasagirii

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You may stay mad in the quote tweets, for I am unbothered and uncaring.

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@kafkaasagirii

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We are so back.

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@kafkaasagirii

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@Foruko_ I will not hesitate to take legal action against you for your defamatory and slanderous statement. I insist you retract your remark and issue a public apology immediately.

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@kafkaasagirii

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My esteemed and loyal followers, I implore you to exercise your creative talents and bring into existence a beautiful masterpiece depicting Beastzai for Yan.

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Guys what if we all drew beastzai haha that would be a great idea i think

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@Identiycrisis Oh dear…

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@Foruko_ See you soon.

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@kafkaasagirii impossible actually

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@Foruko_ Oh my…

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@fukuchisboobs An utter disgrace.

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@dqzaiie Behold, o ye who hath forsaken me, your wickedness shall not go unanswered. I shall exact a terrible revenge upon you for your indiscretion.

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@hridayaplh I am a coquette girly.

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さすがに眠くてこたつで寝落ちしてた

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@Alise1634937 I’ll eat them.

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The follower count hit 6500 I am at a loss for words

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@imsrryb0ris You may have just delayed the next chapter for a century.

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Be fearful of what I am cooking up

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@imsrryb0ris Canon.

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@chuuyaztie Vote for Wenny my dear followers.

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@imsrryb0ris Thank you, Joey.

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@MinyoongiJimin5 Qué genial!

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@hridayaplh 🫂🫂🫂

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@kafkaasagirii

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Sorry I’m too famous to reply to anyone

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@Foruko_ I wouldn't come to your birthday party anyway.

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@kafkaasagirii

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I spent some time making sure this translation was correct. Japanese speakers, please inform me if I have made any errors!

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@kafkaasagirii

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て世界の人々が繋がることができるのはすごくうれしいです!

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@chuuyassuckytoy I’m honored!

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@ohne_rotes_blut I love you, my dear fan.

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@cereal_lvr I’m cooking.

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@imsrryb0ris Indeed, they do.

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@hridayaplh Consider yourself officially rejected by me. You can thank me now for the generous contribution of yet another instance of rejection to your collection of failures.

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@cereal_lvr Asagiri approved…

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@scarofmartyr Asagiri approved.

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@swirlpaws Allow them to take some time to discover this information for themselves and revel at the absurdity of their own advice.

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@imsrryb0ris Have your learned your lesson?

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探偵漫画ではありません。

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@mesosemia Real.

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@GlacierSlays No explanation needed!

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@imsrryb0ris I’m going to steal him from you.

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@kenjiis_ Asagiri approved.

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@dishsoapforyou Yes

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@ntstrj 🫂🫂🫂

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@Hrok_dk 🫂🫂🫂

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My number of followers has reached an astonishing 900

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@saapphirx I love it!

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@justinxclipper You can hate cops without being ableist.

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@skrunklysillies If you wish to be blocked and cast out from my sacred realms, then by all means proceed with your ludicrous request.

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@triaffee Your art is so pretty!

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@kafkaasagirii

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Happy new year

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@ballsack757 I have absolutely no interest in a juvenile follower who is merely a child.

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@hridayaplh Hello, loyal subject.

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@cereal_lvr Asagiri approved…

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@Identiycrisis Good.

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@MarleesIsMe

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@GrantzSunshine

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@starskippp Asagiri approved.

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@traducoesbsd Never, I'm gatekeeping him, you guys don't deserve to see him.

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@kafkaasagirii

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Hello everyone

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@imsrryb0ris Well done.

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@sovpsop I demand one of my followers to give Rowan $50.

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@imsrryb0ris Give me.

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@Kyoko_235 Muchas gracias.

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@biscuts4biglaw I can tell…

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@skrunklysillies @chuutross Yes, and infect them with rabies, my loyal and cherished follower. Let their body be a vessel for your rage, and let their death be your justice.

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@bramkisser Of course.

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@Mobu1516482 No, you’re not. Blocked.

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@kafkaasagirii

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@bendiedlol @nggadazai Ben don't you realize that having a different opinion than the majority is simply not acceptable? You need to open your eyes, go to hell, and learn a thing or two about conforming to the masses at once. What a loser you are.

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@chuumi6 Hmm…

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@heartz4osamu Nobody

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@SourKid360 @kafkaasagiri Report me for what? I'm not impersonating him, it clearly says "parody account" in my bio. Why would I link his actual account in my bio if I were impersonating him?

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