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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

7 months

Dream come true

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

2 years

Mikel Arteta on every team talk on #allornothingarsenal #AllOrNothing

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3 years

Radio Presenters

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3 years

Scores goals and then does Kier Starmer’s job as a hobby.

Mirror Money Saving

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3 years

Marcus Rashford to hold talks with Deliveroo after Mirror probe finds riders average less than minimum wage on thousands of shifts

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9 months

I know how this ends

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9 months

Jadon Sancho statement after Erik ten Hag’s quotes 🚨🔴⤵️ #MUFC

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9 months

The Southgate experiment should have ended at the World Cup. This is the best bunch of England players you’re ever going to get and we’re at risk of throwing it all away because we have a dude that done half decent with Middlesbrough in charge

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9 days

SKY is them at their mums house CBS is them at their first UNI flat.

CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️

@CBSSportsGolazo

9 days

Separate, they don't stand a chance. But together, @sixers star @JoelEmbiid has got nothing on @MicahRichards and @Carra23 🤣

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Kae Kurd

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7 months

Abstaining from votes in parliament shouldn’t be allowed. No space for cowards either say yes or no with your chest innit.

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@KaeKurd

5 years

How do you re enact no healthcare?

SB Nation

@SBNation

5 years

Alex Morgan scored a goal on her 30th birthday AND THEN HAD A CUP OF TEA

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23 days

All the Saudi dudes in the crowd hearing Usyk and Fury saying thank you Jesus

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2 years

Bellingham is 19. Assisting at the World Cup. What were you doing at 19? Sitting in a Uni kitchen crying about coursework like a waste man.

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2 years

How to sound deep and inspiring on social media

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@KaeKurd

5 years

Stop calling it racism in football it’s racism in society. These people don’t leave the football ground and suddenly become model members of society.

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

5 years

There’s a Jamaican man at my Gym called Walter that nicknamed me “Forensic” cos he found out I studied a science degree. 8 years on he still greets me as “forensic”. He doesn’t know my name.

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@KaeKurd

5 years

LOOK AT THIS FAILURE THIS TROPICAL STEWART DOWNING

Paul 𝕏 Manc Bald and Bred

@MufcWonItAll2

5 years

I LOVE THIS GAME

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

6 years

Can’t even make a joke about the heat without one of my religious mates going “Bro this is merely a fraction of what it will be like in the hell fire, wallahi my brother we must be grateful” Calm down Rashid I just want a solero

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@KaeKurd

5 years

Been a lot of people job shaming creatives. Today was my last day working at Apple. I’ve been here for 4 years while juggling comedy, podcasting, writing and touring/gigging up and down the country it’s been a friend but that’s the reality.

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Kae Kurd

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4 years

Everyone working from home right now on conference calls. Day 5, everyone’s going mental now. 75 people in one call, everyone being told to mute their mics when they’re not talking. What a ting.

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5 years

French dude sat in the front row yesterday I want him to do audio books...

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23 days

Ramadan nights in Edgware Road

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4 years

Some man thought Arsenal would win because arteta used to carry Pep’s lucozade bottles for him

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2 years

They’re treating Deji like Khaby, just facial expressions and no words #loveisland

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4 years

Arsenal players picking up their medals at the #FACupFinal

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

6 years

When Starbucks came to Brixton

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5 years

Where are you from? Some places are sexier than others

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@KaeKurd

4 years

So peak - only asian guy in the villa and he had to have an arranged coupling #loveisland

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@KaeKurd

5 years

Arranged marriage love island I helped write this and that’s me doing the voiceover 😂

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2 years

Top 3 tips for buying a house 😂

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4 years

Me giving daily corona virus updates to my household

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@KaeKurd

5 years

All his teams mates love him yet Alan from Salford thinks he’s a virus and bad for team morale

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5 years

There’s guys out there that got free school meals, EMA - went to a terrible school. Somehow managed to get to Uni - received a maintenance grant, and now they own some machine washable suit and take the jubilee line to work and proudly proclaim “I did it all by myself”

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

5 months

The coldest. Absolute blinder from start to finish. #TheTraitors

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@KaeKurd

3 years

Ole > Poch

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3 years

Lockdown Instalives

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@KaeKurd

6 years

Who’s your favourite character? What accents do you want to see next? 👀😂

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@KaeKurd

4 years

Basically Jose and Harry Kane all throughout that #AllorNothingSpurs documentary

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

3 years

You eat Pizza with your hands Burgers with your hands Fries with your hands Hotdogs with your hands Lots of snacks and stuff too. But yeah sure.

Dencia

@IamDencia

3 years

Africans hide behind all types of perverted disgusting immoralities and call it tradition. 🤦🏽‍♀️ it’s not tradition, most things = lack of basic shit. EG, eating with hands isn’t traditional, they didn’t have cutleries 🤦🏽‍♀️ see basic things.

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11 months

Dressed like he’s the boss of a Pokémon gym

UtdDistrict

@UtdDistrict

11 months

Alejandro Garnacho for Balenciaga 📸⚫️

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

2 years

@AmberRoseGill Tbf we thought you’d snatch the 50 bags

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

4 years

Someone reverse this video I’m going back 😂😂😂😂

Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

5 years

Been a lot of people job shaming creatives. Today was my last day working at Apple. I’ve been here for 4 years while juggling comedy, podcasting, writing and touring/gigging up and down the country it’s been a friend but that’s the reality.

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Kae Kurd

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5 years

When you put the arguments this way around, you really see how ridiculous they are #QuotasFull

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

3 years

The only Superman and Lois Lane I acknowledge 😂

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

3 months

A man is wearing a waistcoat made by gymshark, that’s not a man you want to challenge in any physical altercation

Sky Sports Boxing

@SkySportsBoxing

3 months

That click of the fingers from Francis Ngannou to Tyson Fury in the front row 🥶

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

4 years

I asked an American in the crowd what she does and her was her answer

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

2 years

I think a lot of people would be happy paying higher taxes if they could get a Doctor's appointment when they needed one, the streets were clean, an ambulance would turn up in minutes and we had state of the art transport systems.

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

6 years

Wow I can’t believe that’s what Mourinho actually said to Pogba. 👀😂

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@KaeKurd

6 years

Conversations on the Central Line “I’m getting off at Stratford” “Haha shame, I’m getting off at Oxford Circus”

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4 years

Sandra was out clapping again

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3 years

Horrific news, RIP David Amess. What other democracy has had two sitting MPs murdered in 5 years? Something has to change.

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@KaeKurd

5 years

#RuizJoshua2 RUIZ: “who wants to see the the 3rd fight?!” Crowd:

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@KaeKurd

3 years

Conservative Fan TV Talking to Tory Fans about the Downing St Christmas Party. Cheese and Wine.

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3 years

The day after a festival when you’re 30+

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@KaeKurd

9 months

You have Bellingham, Rice, Madisson, Harry Kane and Saka. But we have a manager that’s scared to attack. It’s done man.

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4 years

A thread of drinks the Sugar Tax ruined

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@KaeKurd

5 years

Watch my set on full set on on Live at the Apollo on @BBCiPlayer @BBCTwo

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

6 years

Pierluigi Collina was the best referee we will ever see. This guy was on covers of games bruv Anders Frisk, Mark Clattenberg and Uriah Rennie would shake when they heard his name.

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

4 years

Boris is speaking in the same language Elon musk named his child

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@KaeKurd

2 years

I can’t believe what I’m seeing. They got Danica running around like a man doing his shopping on Christmas Eve. #loveisland

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

2 years

Oi no croissants, pain au chocolats or baguettes till Saturday lads. We got a quarter final to win 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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2 years

Clubbing is dead @MarcusBronzy

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6 years

All I’m saying is we never played this way when we were in the EU. Brexit Britain mate 🍺 🍻

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@KaeKurd

4 years

Dads all over the country home schooling right now

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4 years

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Yahoo News UK

@YahooNewsUK

4 years

Prince Charles announces Katy Perry as British Asian Trust ambassador

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4 years

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 even he’s muttering this is absurd

ਇਮਨਦੀਪ ਕੌਰ | Imandeep Kaur

@ImmyKaur

4 years

This couldn’t get more awkward if it tried.

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

4 years

Arsenal paying tribute to Thierry Henry by being number 14 in the Premier League. Beautiful tribute.

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@KaeKurd

5 years

#Halloween2019 #AlexFromGlasto

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@KaeKurd

5 years

I cannot believe @Channel4News has had to apologise for @jonsnowC4 calling white people: “white people”. 😂😂 wtf Bruv

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4 years

We haven’t seen an English teenager this good since Wayne Rooney

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2 years

Imagine boasting that you took money away from deprived areas

KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner

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2 years

Do you know how much of a disgrace this is. I can’t believe he just said that 😳

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4 years

Remember when they said the first lockdown was for 3 weeks?

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

1 year

A whole new generation will experience what it was like to have Fabian Barthez as a keeper

Ross Harwood

@RossHarwood_

1 year

💣🚨| Onana will sign for Man Utd. Verbal agreement in all parties! £45m plus add ons (approx £10m) to Inter. Offer to be submitted with knowledge of acceptance. Player had zero issues on personal terms as he was desperate for move. Andre Onana becomes new no.1. ✍🏻✅

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

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I cannot believe I’m typing this, this has floored me. RIP Jamal Edwards. Forged his own path. A trailblazer, always had a smile on his face and was nice to everyone. Rest in Peace bro.

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@KaeKurd

4 years

Sandra wants to be allowed out ☀️

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@KaeKurd

3 years

This is one of the craziest transformations I’ve seen: Ethan Suplee Then vs Now

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@KaeKurd

4 years

Subscribe to my OnlyFans

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@KaeKurd

4 years

Today 6th of April is my 30th birthday. While I could moan about spending it in isolation, I’m grateful that I’m alive and I’ve made it this far especially while we see people losing their loved ones during this period. My heart goes out to those families.

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@KaeKurd

5 years

Saw him at carnival and he was like “FAAAAREEEENZIC, whaaaat you ah do ere” At this point I’m resigned to the fact I will always be forensic to this dude

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

3 years

Don’t worry Meghan, half the starting eleven don’t know the anthem when they get on the pitch at Wembley #MeghanandHarryonOprah

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

5 years

My SPECIAL IS OUT NOW on YouTube I’m very proud of this - self funded I made sure it was available for everyone to watch and SHARE. So please have a watch, like, comment and share x

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@KaeKurd

4 years

Why are they apologising for the language? 😂 What kind of person watches grown men punch each other up but draws the line at hearing a swear word #DuboisJoyce

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@KaeKurd

3 years

When you forget how expensive restaurants are

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@KaeKurd

4 years

Retraining for different jobs thanks to Rishi Sunak

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@KaeKurd

5 years

Sometimes when you’re chatting to the crowd you can pick on the wrong person 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

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@KaeKurd

5 years

The first power couple I remember CBBC’s finest Angelica Bell and Michael Underwood

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@KaeKurd

5 years

Translating for immigrant parents. God bless our parents - but we’ve been through it too.

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@KaeKurd

4 years

The only way 2020 could be saved is Michael Jackson comes back alive and completes the arena tour.

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@KaeKurd

3 years

How it started vs How it’s going #ITA #ITASWI

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@KaeKurd

3 years

Pineapple on Pizza everyday till Sunday guys.

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Kae Kurd

@KaeKurd

5 years

This time last year I didn’t think this was possible - but I went harder then I usually do and here I am, performing for the biggest stand up comedy show in the country tonight - don’t give up on your dreams. Thanks to all of you who have ever watched me and shared my stuff. ❤️