A note for the part-timers! Bonerattle Arena, the final map for Salmon Run, arrives with Fresh Season 2024!
A place of exile that’s been modified into an arena, Salmonids battle day and night here to see who’s strongest.
They’re equally eager to fight anyone after their eggs.
"kill them with kindness" WRONG. 100 purple pikmin 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
SRL Splatfest Research Team here! We've uncovered the next Splatfest theme. "Which flavor of ice cream is best? Vanilla, strawberry, or mint chip?" WOW. As scientists, we'll remain neutral, but there IS a correct answer. Battle it out from 5 PM PT on 7/14 to 5 PM PT on 7/16!
instead of the sizzling sounds they should make it so you hallucinate sounds that aren’t there. random ass missiles sounds, the sounds of bombs being thrown, s2 sting ray
>the most popular team usually wins
>largest chunk of the playerbase is jp
>one of the idols is literally japanese inspired
how is this fair in any way
[Splatoon 3]
Team Friday (overseas) and Team Whip (Japan) win!
Here's how many Super Sea Snails you get for each title:
Fan - 2 snails (+1 win bonus)
Fiend - 3 snails (+2)
Defender - 7 snails (+2)
Champion - 13 snails (+3)
Ruler and above - 21 snails (+3)
splatoon 3 pet peeve:
why do chinooks not have a tableturf card when they exist and even have their own "splatted by" icon and everything. is any other non-king salmonid forgotten like this
SRL research into the Spire of Order continues!
These city of order residents appear to follow their own simple rules. Perhaps the complicated, giant Spire of Order was made possible because their nature to follow rules allowed them to work together better?
i imagine that inklings and octolings would play together in the splatoon plazas and find a small crack in the amiibo box to slip through in swim form and then they’d stand in there and be like “hahaa oh noooo i’m an amiibo nooooo” and the rest would die laughing
splatoon is like the most adhd nintendo game ever and then 3’s challenge schedule is the single most adhd-unfriendly implementation they could’ve possibly come up with