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Mother Of Passports

4 months

Visit two countries in 1 trip. Zambia & South Africa Group Trip : 10-18th November 2024. Open to all nationalities and genders. Payment plan available. Full Details here:

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@justrioba

1 year

Nigerians and Kenyans are some of the funniest people on twitter. I could have included South Africans but they never finish their tweets in a language we can all understand.

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Mt Kenya, Mt Kilimanjaro, March ‘21. Vs July ‘21.

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Halafu stylist wa Dp elect ajikakamue haki. We have international internet wars we need to win in future 😂😂

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If you’re visiting Mauritius as an African passport holder,i’ll like you to know that there’s a chance that you’ll be profiled. It happened to my friend & I on Feb 22. We’re Kenyan passport holders who met every listed single travel requirement & yet,we were profiled (Thread)

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Kenyans to Edgar Obare: please don’t mess with those guys, they are dangerous. Edgar Obare:

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3 years

Touch down South Africa. 10 Kenyan girlies take Cape Town 🇿🇦

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2 years

Petition to add opaque nature as a relationship status.

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1 year

Because African countries are so expensive to fly in to, some people pick one country to visit then use local means of transportation to visit the neighbouring countries. Saves money and you get to visit 2-3 countries in one go. For example, Kenya to Uganda to Rwanda to Burundi.

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What is your honest take on LGBTQ and Homosexuality?? Your honest take.

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4 years

I promise you.. no sane woman is making money to gain the respect of men.

KGSB COMMUNITY ®️

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4 years

If you make money as a woman, Men will respect you!!

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Kigali is said to be the cleanest city in Africa but hear me out, Windhoek would like to have a word.

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Affordable things to do in Nairobi Some places to eat Solo date ideas cute date ideas Places to visit And some adrenaline activities ( a thread)

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3 years

I asked the universe for a magnificent sunrise and zero snow when exploring this mountain. Mt.Kenya said...'you can have both ma'am"

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1 year

It’s the Lies software updating.

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1 year

Why do men shake so much in they sleep? And random sounds bruh😂

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3 years

All last borns do is get taller than you and ask for money 💀💀

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3 years

😂😂😂

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1 year

To be fair, if you take one wrong turn in Sarit, you might find yourself starting a new life somewhere in Botswana. That guy is lucky he only ended up in Uthiru 😂

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3 years

I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Modern family writers are out of their minds cus what is this scene? 🤣🤣 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

The first red flag is a single billionaire on tinder. #tinderswindler

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3 years

Kenyan Girlies giving what they were supposed to give in Deadvlei, 🇳🇦

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2 years

… who did this?????? 😂😂

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2 years

There is a 24 year old lady sitting in a cell in Rwanda today because her choice of dressing at a concert was “indecent”.

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1 year

This literally how talking stages progress in Nairobi

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2 years

My year’s summary, not much progress but we survived ✅

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1 year

@mologadi 😂😂 how will google translate work when y’all are probably mixing tswana, zulu, Xhosa and Sotho in one sentence 😭😭

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@justrioba

1 year

Will try booking flights with courage tonight. 😂

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1 year

“Travel is not a matter of money but of courage”

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2 years

Non Kenyans visiting Kenya, just know that every time you say Jambo as a greeting and you are about to buy something , the price of what you are about to purchase will almost always go up 😂 Most locals don’t say Jambo 😂

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3 years

African girlies in Namibia went camel riding and quad biking. 📌 Swakopmund, 🇳🇦

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@justrioba

3 years

What pisses off locals in 'developing' countries is that some of these expats from 'developed' countries get away with so much at the expense of locals. The system favors them because they have a powerful passport & can get away with making money with a tourist visa /1

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Last night we were having dinner, the Zambian in the group said..“you know i have noticed that you Kenyans have been drinking since the trip started hut i have not seen anyone get drunk” Me I 😩😂

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2 years

Do you know how fucking annoying it is to keep telling women to be vigilant everytime they speak about sexual assault and harassment? You think we wake up and think ah.. let me be less vigilant today? We constantly think about our safety. 247. It’s a given everywhere we go.

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1 year

Them: “Where are you from?” Me: “Kenya.” Them: “Jambo?” Me: “Jambas”

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4 years

You tried to bash a 19 year old and she said "I'm unbothered because the positions I'm after do not require KOT validation." Today, Elsa Majimbo is on the Guardian saying "Always go where people accept you. Always go where people love you. And I found that in South Africa"💃🏾💥🙏🏿

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4 years

Things to do in Diani Some places to eat What to eat Solo date ideas Cute date ideas Places to visit & some adrenaline activities ( a thread)

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2 years

Now that Kenya has been named Africa’s leading destination, let’s celebrate by sharing pictures we’ve taken in Kenya for the world to see. Quote or reply with a picture (s) of your favorite destination in Kenya. Mine is definitely mt Kenya.

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@justrioba

3 years

I hope the women that come after us will be free from the shackles of "standing by him"

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2 years

Morocco’s visa requirements as a tourist from Kenya requires you to have a minimum of 3000 USD kwa bank. Minimum.

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3 years

A wise person once said.. "Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when its empty"

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3 years

@Borah_Uhai You make it sound like you pay a lot of taxes 😂😂!

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4 months

Educate your son. #TotalShutDownKE #EndFemicideKE

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3 years

Namibia you are beautiful….but in Oshiwambo. 📌 Sandwich Harbour, 🇳🇦

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@justrioba

2 years

I have just remembered the girl that went out on a date with this guy then after the date the man texted talking about ..“the date was great except that you ate too much. On a first date you are supposed to have butterflies not greed” 😂😂😂😂

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1 year

I’m currently traveling in Asia. I’ve visited some countries with my Kenyan passport. Singapore visa free ( also the most expensive country i have ever been to) Malaysia- visa free Vietnam - Visa required Indonesia - e-Visa Thailand - Visa required Philippines - Visa free

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3 years

Lastborn: “ hey” Me: “How much?”

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4 years

Which government services have we been receiving with our national ID?

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@citizentvkenya

4 years

No gov’t service without Huduma card as use of National ID to cease in Dec. 2021

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2 years

Even slave trade came to an end.

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This is their starting line: meet the new interns of #GreysAnatomy . 💙

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@justrioba

1 year

Amber Ray huamka kila asubui kama ako kadi.

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@justrioba

5 years

Those traveling within Africa and would like to align your travels with African cultural & Music festivals. Here are SOME of the festivals you may want to check anytime you travel between January to December. (a thread) P.S Feel free to add festivals not mentioned

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Oloni has spent years talking about women’s sexual liberation and how women should never compromise whether they choose to be single/married. The rebuttal was that she’s ugly,old & that she’ll never find a man. It seems she followed her own advice to get what she wanted.

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4 years

Since today is international women's day - here's 20 books by African Women that you should check out (a thread).

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Fam, driving in Tanzania with Kenyan number plates is a mess. Every single cop will stop you. Na wako wengi. I wonder how the experience is for Tanzanians driving in Kenya.

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1 year

landed at JKIA at 10pm jana. I ended up leaving the airport at midnight. 2 hours later, and this is only because i am a kenyan citizen. I am wondering how much time non kenyans spent at the airport last night.

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Who wants to tell non Swahili speakers that no one says '' Jambo"? 😂😂

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3 years

Wash Wash starter pack

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1 year

I know some Moroccans are twitching violently every time they hear or see…“The first African nation” 🤣🤣🤣

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Annie: “I have been in hundreds of shows but people still refer me to 2 baba’s wife? I am Annie Macaulay and everyone will know my name” Also Annie every two business seconds: “My husband” #YoungFamousAndAfrican

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Kenyans really claimed Mt. Kilimanjaro & Daniel Kaluuya 😂 When people came for them, they casually said Uganda & Tanzania are counties in Kenya 😭😭😂😂😂

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@justrioba

3 years

Solo travelers should never at any given time post their location in real time.

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3 years

Men go on a 5 day vacation with a laptop bag. Brothers, where are your clothes and toiletries? 👀

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@justrioba

4 years

Mount Kenya is one of the most beautiful places I have ever been in the African continent. 9 of us made it to point Lenana last week. Lenana peak is the 3rd highest peak in Mt. Kenya If you're ever in Kenya&you love hiking, mount Kenya should be your first stop. (A thread)

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I solo traveled to Zambia in 2017. In 2019 I convinced some Kenyans to explore Zambia with me 💃🏾💃🏾 I am about to point out why you should visit & things to do in Zambia. Malawians this is for you too since you can drive to Zambia. (a thread)

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Could be Kenya, South Africa , Ghana and 20 other African countries 🤷🏾‍♀️

rest bafethu rest

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For someone stealing the country’s funds ka, that photoshoot is not giving 💀💀

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Normal people. I am going Dubai to shop. Then there’s me.

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@justrioba

4 years

Do you know about these dunes in Mambrui, Malindi? The ones that kiss the Indian Ocean? #NowTravelReady

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3 years

Last Weekend, some of us visited Marsabit County. Some of the notable things we saw in Marsabit County include a couple lakes, Chalbi desert, a dune in North Horr, sunsets and parks. If you want to visit sometime, here's a thread to help you plan the trip. (Thread)

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About a week ago, a group of Kenyan women got to Africa’s highest peak in Mt Kilimanjaro. Although it was physically & mentally taxing, this was a 100% success rate for our group. We all made it to Africa’s rooftop.💪 (Thread)

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3 years

📌 Spitzkoppe, Namibia 🇳🇦

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@justrioba

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If you are going on a date anytime soon. Niger had a successful coup and ECOWAS committe threatened to kick them out if they don’t reinstate Bazoum. Just incase it comes up 😂

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Day 1 - Touch down - 📍Windhoek, Namibia. 16 African girlies. #TheJustRiobaWay - Namibia is Visa Free for Kenyan passport holders. - you need PCR Covid test ( taken 72 hours before your trip) - a yellow fever cert ( you might when coming back to Kenya )

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An incense village in Vietnam.

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@SerengetiO

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Her husband literally married a woman half his age two seconds after they divorced but a small small Capetown baecation will have you calling her names? 😂😂 Patriarchy is the mf pits.

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RE: Last RT. Some vendors can be rude. Me at the CBD minding my own business. In my natural hair. Vendor: niaje Fellaini, come ucheki camera poa sana. I googled fellaini nikachoka tu 😂😂

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2 years

On my way home after shopping for clothes that fit me perfectly in the kiddie’s section.

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Dear Kenyans.Imagine saving your hard earned money & spending it where you are wanted. Pics of you won't be taken without consent, you won't be denied entry or worse get locked up Here's a list of some of the most beautiful places in Africa. Best part is you get in VISA FREE

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Three places in the African continent I have been where sand dunes kiss the ocean. Mambrui 🇰🇪, Sandwich harbour 🇳🇦 & Bazaruto Island 🇲🇿

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Lmao. Steve Harvey is casually telling a Kenyan let's hook up in Joburg or Botswana not knowing the Kenyan needs a visa to South Africa and a last minute round ticket to Gaborone costs 600 usd. 😂😂

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Now I’m looking for you it would be my honor to have this .... what size is it and I’ll be in Joburgh and Botswana soon let’s hook up then

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3 years

Girlies… Eet jou geld :) 📌 Sandwich Harbour, 🇳🇦

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6 years

Who's going to tell travellers the truth. That the "Maasai" men at the Mara are actually Kamaus and Maingis? 😩😭😁

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Mlitaka Azziad na Elsa wapate internships za kuuza mandazi instead? Shouldn't we be happy that a 20 year old and a 19 year old know their worth? The way generation Z gets some people riled up here everyday? 🤣🤣🤣

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@justrioba

3 years

Heart break is when you wrap up university, and realize your parents health insurance cover no longer applies to you.

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@justrioba

1 year

To everyone that requires a visa to visit East Africa, please apply for the East Africa Tourist Visa which valid for 90 days after arrival. It allows you multiple entries to Kenya, Uganda and Rwanda.

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Nikita Kering or Azziad

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2 years

Modern family tops the list 😂😂

no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉

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top 3 BEST sitcoms of all time???

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📍 Lake Como 🇮🇹

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@justrioba

3 years

📍Goma Serena Hotel, 🇨🇩 All the rooms in this hotel have a view of Lake Kivu which straddles between Rwanda & DRC #NowTravelReady

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A week in Namibia. A time was had.

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Kenyan girlies take Zambia 🇿🇲 Zambia is visa free for Kenyan passport holders . Stay tuned to find out what they will be up to in Lusaka & Livingstone for the next 7 days :) #TheJustRiobaWay

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Father of Passports

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

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President William Ruto arrives in Arusha, Tanzania for the EAC High-Level Panel on Climate Change

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Everytime I plan trips to Namibia for Kenyans , there is always that one person that will giggle when they discover the name of the airport in Windhoek. I am sick of yall 😂😂

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@justrioba

3 years

Squid game does not need a season 2.

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@justrioba

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5 days later. Just like the God of Moses intended, we've started a 'new life' in Mt. Kenya 😭😂 Exact location of our new home is point Lenana , 4985 asl. Send supplies. Tanks.

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Can you try this for $1M?

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@justrioba

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Why do you have to drag Africa into this and you know damn well Egypt is in Asia 😒

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Egypt has recorded the first coronavirus case in Africa.

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An Icy Conquest ❄️ Pictures taken from Africa’s highest point sitting at 5,895 meters above sea level , Mt Kilimanjaro, Tanzania 🇹🇿

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You guys. I am in tears 😂😂😂😂 I am actually crying. #YoungFamousAndAfrican

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@justrioba

4 years

It's the Diani beaches for me 😍

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While in TZ this weekend, I will be posting a thread of things Tanzanians will say to me in Swahili vs how Nairobians say it. Today at the immigrations desk a Tanzanian said…“ Nyonyoa hio camera” A Nairobian would have said..“Inua hiyo camera”

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3 years

When will Last borns shock the world and send their siblings money for a change ? :)

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2 years

Be wary of people that complement you while insulting others in the same breathe. Very disgusting people.

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My mom every hour ….”Utakula?”

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3 years

Unaingia Sarit unajipata umetokea Parklands to start a new life because you don't know how your way out. 😩

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@justrioba

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In as much as it's not their fault that they have strong passports, it's their responsibility to understand their privilege. Indonesians have been calling out both white & Black tourists for overstepping. For being ignorant. Infact some white tourists were deported.

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Tiny top, big pants supremacy.

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