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@jtferz

10 months

Harry Kane going to Germany to win his first trophy is like losing your virginity to a prostitute

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@jtferz

2 months

Fuck does this even mean

OptaJoe

@OptaJoe

2 months

32 - Man Utd have had more shots where it would have been a goal if it had been on target than any other team this season. Leathered.

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5 months

I remember the day I got virtually raped, 2-0 up in fut champs and he subbed on Ben Yedder. Haven’t been the same since

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5 months

Police are investigating the first case of rape in the metaverse after a child was 'attacked' in a virtual reality video game. The headset-wearing victim did not suffer any injuries as there was no physical attack but officers said she suffered psychological & emotional trauma.

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2 months

The brothel was closed

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@jtferz

10 months

Harry Kane going to Germany to win his first trophy is like losing your virginity to a prostitute

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@jtferz

9 months

Ever since I was 5 I remember my dad taking me to Peterborough games, love this club 💙

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@theposhwomen

9 months

WHAT A FINISH! 🔵 3-1 🔴⚪️ | #pufc

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@jtferz

4 months

Local people out of a job during a recession!! 😀✊🇵🇸

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@saycam7

4 months

The local McDonalds where I live has closed down. People, keep boycotting! 😃✊🇵🇸

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@jtferz

5 months

Gutted over a sport I watch once a year over a kid I didn’t know existed 2 months ago

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@jtferz

1 year

This was the banker

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@jtferz

5 months

Gutted am missing the old firm today, hopefully I’ll catch it one of the other 6 times it’s on this season

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@jtferz

9 months

Fair play, to him, made a silly mistake when he was younger hope he can rectify it now he’s older and matured. Just kidding you women beater fucking scumbag hope you rot and are play fucking shite, mufc

Getafe C.F.

@GetafeCF

9 months

📢 𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Mason Greenwood nuevo futbolista azulón Welcome @masongreenwood ! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #VamosGeta #GreenwoodAzulon

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@jtferz

5 months

American investors will see this graphic and think a new tag team format has just been brought in

Newport County AFC

@NewportCounty

5 months

Newport County/ Eastleigh have been drawn to host Wigan/ Manchester United in Round Four of the #EmiratesFACup ! 🏆 #NCAFC

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9 months

Just ordered balloons for my Mrs birthday and the idiots put them the wrong way round

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9 months

As soon as a slight bit of sun comes out my mood is 10x better, how anyone prefers this is crazy

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3 months

No matter how much they’ll downplay it and act as if they don’t care, they’ll forever be the team who conceded a goal to Antony’s right foot

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@jtferz

1 year

This George fella this type of bloke to use xG in an argument down the pub

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@jtferz

1 year

On the one year anniversary of this beautiful day

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@jtferz

6 months

Has he just used a react photo of himself

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@sufcBilly

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2 months

Notbing aggravates me more than a bar showing football with music on instead of game sound

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@jtferz

3 months

Brewdog final boss him

mathew

@mdeeks76

5 months

Only just seen this, this is me 100% and millions of reds worldwide. Klopp was 1 of us. 💔💔

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@jtferz

10 months

@carlyjohnson123 @Eyeballpaulie Forget puberty it’s menopause you need to be worrying about

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@jtferz

11 months

Just got back to this birds house and these r her curtains, what do I do?

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@jtferz

9 months

We’ve actually gone full circle now that this photo is overused

Second Tier podcast

@secondtierpod

9 months

Everyone laughed at Birmingham City for retiring the number 22 shirt etc. etc.

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@jtferz

14 days

Has a beer to celebrate winning a league -raging alcoholic

STACE 🌷

@StaycMaria

15 days

- 3 goals all season - extremely overpriced - raging alcoholic - current benchwarmer - can’t even get a minute against their 8th place rivals for an fa cup final But let me guess, he’s a lovely chap who likes a giggle, sound boy. White, so he’s alright!

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@jtferz

3 months

Happy Friday all

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@jtferz

1 year

Think we need to ring her back and apologise

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@jtferz

8 months

I know this guy is obviously a parody with what he posts but he actually cuts about in that gear and with that trim

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@Pu55yman_Dan

8 months

Stop the Israel and Palestine war.

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@jtferz

10 months

@carlyjohnson123 @Eyeballpaulie No I actually do because I go to uni and pay tax on my job, you don’t pay taxes cause you don’t have to declare cash you get from carpark handjobs

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@jtferz

10 months

115 million? For that sort of money you could get 7 pints in Dublin. Crazy market

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

10 months

BREAKING: Moisés Caicedo to Chelsea, here we go! Agreement reached and sealed right now — it’s gonna British record transfer fee 🚨🔵🇪🇨 #CFC £115m fee plus sell-on clause included for Brighton. Medical tests, booked. Caicedo will sign until June 2031 with option until 2032.

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@jtferz

2 months

This new trend of English football fans supporting Rangers just to appear more British is so desperate

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@jtferz

3 months

Think I’ve watched this 500 times

ITV Football

@itvfootball

3 months

𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒! Amad Diallo sends @ManUtd into the @EmiratesFACup semi-finals! #EmiratesFACup | #MUNLIV

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@jtferz

4 months

This is like the cutscenes you get before a game on Fifa

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@jtferz

7 months

1 minute in and I’m already tired of Nella Rose

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@jtferz

2 months

You have to just hold your hands up and appreciate the fume she caused, this is top tier stuff

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@EFCevie

2 months

celebrating st. george’s day the right way

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@jtferz

1 year

Do you reckon Jack Grealish is really likeable? Do you reckon he’s actually sound and people hate that they like him? Cause if someone does reckon they should mention it as no one’s said yet

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@jtferz

7 months

Getting strong French Snapchat vibes from Dublin tonight

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@jtferz

1 month

Fuck off 🤣

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@jtferz

7 months

Yer da setting up face id

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@jtferz

5 months

Who’s this Prince Andrew and why’s no one ever mentioned he’s a nonce?

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@jtferz

5 months

Shite day for the kid getting battered then coming on the internet and gettint called trans

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@jtferz

2 months

People get at him but fucking love Gary me, proper red

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@UtdFaithfuls

2 months

Wow. What a video! Peter Drury and Gary Neville's commentary on that Mainoo's goal. Drury. 🐐

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@jtferz

4 months

Normally you see these photos and they’re just before or after HT, 30 fucking minutes 😂

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@Naylfc97

4 months

thats just embarrassing how many empty seats there is 😂😂😂

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@jtferz

2 months

Atalanta stuck 3 past them last week and he’s sat there with 7 of their hats 🤣 complete mong

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@Marco_Ross_10

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@jtferz

10 months

@carlyjohnson123 @Eyeballpaulie ROUNDTHEBEND is probably renting you out around Ibiza

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@jtferz

7 months

How raging would you be if you were Villa and this was your assigned bird

Alexia Grace

@itsalexiagrace

7 months

THAT WAS A PAINFUL WATCH! IM DONE

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@jtferz

6 months

Why is it always Arsenal that have the spastic fans, afcben 2.0

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@jtferz

1 year

What Rangers mean when they say for everyone and anyone

Rangers Charity Foundation

@RFC_Charity

1 year

On Saturday 15th July, @RangersFC and the Rangers Charity Foundation will again be taking part in this year’s MardiGla event in Glasgow and are inviting supporters to join in. 💙🏳‍🌈 All the info & how to sign up 👇 #EveryoneAndAnyone

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@jtferz

5 months

I’m more noticing a 40 year old thirst trapping on twitter

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@carlyjohnson123

5 months

Not being funny if noticing my phones fucked Is the first thing your noticing I'm worried about you x

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@jtferz

2 months

We will cheers 👍

Dale Harris

@Dale_Harris14

2 months

Take your 100+ trophies. I wouldn’t swap my club for a club like that for anything. Fucking embarrassing. #PUSB

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6 months

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@jtferz

10 months

This goal had the family stand falling over itself, special day

hardy boy

@Aiks0

10 months

I lost my voice after this goal

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@jtferz

4 months

Imagine yer da posting videos of him being sick over himself over social media you’d acc disown him

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10 months

@Eyeballpaulie @carlyjohnson123 Was going to say she’ll not shag you but she probs would for enough dough

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10 months

What the fuck is his cover picture

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8 months

I’ve seen some absolute reaches on this app when it comes to insults in the last 24 hrs but I think someone having a clock takes the prize

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6 months

I see Stan Collymore had a few drinks last night

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can’t be arsed

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I reckon they screen a different match to the one I watch most of the year cause he’s really not that good

Manchester United

@ManUtd

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Richly deserved, @DalotDiogo 👏 Our squad have voted Diogo for the Players' Player of the Year award 🥇 #MUFC || @adidasFootball

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@jtferz

1 year

@paddywalshsafc Unfortunately that’s my Mrs so I have been shot

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1 year

Best culture in the world

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@OliviaAlabaster

1 year

Why on every single British train journey, regardless of the time of day, is there invariably a group of blokes drinking? Men on next table have already had three beers each!!! It is 10am!!!

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@jtferz

8 months

Yer ma spends her afternoons getting half naked for teenage boys on twitter

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@carlyjohnson123

8 months

belly looks fine to me .. Let's see yours ya daft pr*ck 👀🙄

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10 months

@carlyjohnson123 @bIurt99 If I had lads flying me out just to get rid and sent back a couple days later maybe I’d have as many as you Carly

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@carlyjohnson123 @Eyeballpaulie I’m not a virgin, but even if I was at least it wouldn’t be the only thing I offer to the world unlike yourself

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@jtferz

1 year

International football is horrible, West Ham fans singing about Tottenhams captain

Jack ⚒🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@jackcwhufc24

1 year

Stay in hotel bars they said at night

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@jtferz

9 months

I’m seeing grown men on the tl talking about the sidemen game

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6 months

Couldn’t of happened to a better fanbase

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@xKGx__

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🚨 PENALTY PSG IN MINUTE 97!

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@craig280303 If u think that’s political give me 4 beers and ask me what my pronouns are

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4 months

@PepDegree McDonalds is a franchise, so it’s not the CEOs losing out but the individuals franchisees and the employees, despite your definition the UK is obviously not in a good place financially anyway so losing more jobs and industry due to a conflict miles away is fucking stupid

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@jtferz

10 months

No harm I’d much rather have a beer belly and be able to eat good food and have a few bevs than live like this

KWAJO- Social Issues Campaigner

@Kwajotweneboa

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Is gym really worth it? 🥲

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£3 pints in Copenhagen

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@AgentOThom I grew up on camping on quicksnipes this is too foreign too me

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4 months

Where do you even begin. Worse than the loss

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10 months

@greggislocallfc Yeh mail it to me pal

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10 months

Why do Nigerians have a sexual attraction to Mason Greenwood, everyone I see someone defending him their bio is always Lagos

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3 months

This is football heritage

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@GATSBYCHALAMET You realise when you hit post other people will see this

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@AstridWett Ah yes that lovely place in the world Juventus

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@RossssisSad Don’t think anyone is shocked

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@al_hiYall @urfemmebot Americans aren’t real. No one can convince me people genuinely think shit like this

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6 months

Just be nomral for once

REDFACEVALUETICKETS

@REDTICKETSYNWA_

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Coach Greeting tomorrow.. Let's give the boys a massive welcome and get the place rocking

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5 months

Name checks out

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2 months

@Ifcharry Is April fools not meant to be till 12 tho

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He’s went 3 weeks back to find this post, also the same guy that posted photos of him stealing £5 bottles of wine and taking Garry’s to act the big man when in reality he’s a fat specky wannabe scouser🤣🤣 stick to your podcast with 500 views

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@jtferz

3 months

Old Trafford is in definite need of some refurbishments, but I would take a “falling down” OT over that shit hole any day, was basically the Chinese embassy

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@jtferz

9 months

Ever since I was 5 I remember my dad taking me to Orient games, love this club ❤️

Leyton Orient FC Women

@LOFCWomen

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63' WHAT A GOAL!!! Madeline Wright scores the O's fourth just minutes after coming on to the pitch with an absolute screamer into the top corner! #LOFC 4-2 #CFC