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@joskyn100

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Panto goodie. TV baddie. Scotland’s 89th coolest person. Ambassador for Muscular Dystrophy UK and @CharlieHouseHQ

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@joskyn100
Jordan Young
4 years
Why do folk take advice about a global pandemic from scientists, epidemiologists and medical professionals when there are experts on Facebook with profile pics of cats and motorbikes that know it’s a hoax?
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Jordan Young
5 years
For the neighbours frustrated by an hour solid listening to The Penny Arcade fret not, you’re about to get two hours of Simply The Best 🔴⚪️🔵
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5 years
@ThomasJTobin1 Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! A Catholic Bishop lecturing on what’s harmful to children!! You have just broken the irony meter!! People in glass houses and all that.
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6 years
Mind that time @GrahamSpiers said Stevie G was quietly terrified about the size of the Rangers job, then Stevie went on a 13 game unbeaten run and took us to the Europa group stages playing with 9 men for half an hour away in Russia. Mind that time?🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
4 years
I’ve never seen Twitter so full of rage. I’m glad it’s full of rage. It means everyone is fully aware the leader of the country is ripping the complete and utter pish out of every single person who has made a sacrifice during this pandemic. #JohnsonHasToGo
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3 years
Today I lost a very close friend. Today we lost a heavyweight in the acting world, a comic genius. Whenever I was in his company this pic is how he made me feel. Irreplaceable. Sleep well Batman. Xxx
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3 years
Quietly terrified...
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Jordan Young
5 years
Because I’ve been really busy with Panto etc, I’ve only been able to watch Jack’s goal 456,712 times 🔴⚪️🔵
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5 years
When we were getting battered 5-1, 1-5, 4-0 regularly there was no call of conspiracies, not a sniff. One Old Firm defeat and it’s an outcry. You’d think conspiracies would be a wee bit more consistent. 🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
4 years
I’m sick of folk saying I look like Joe Exotic’s first husband. He has blue eyes and mine are clearly brown. #TigerKing
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Jordan Young
2 years
All sorted for 5 aside tonight @RangersFC 🔴⚪️🔵
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4 years
Margaret Ferrier is a disgrace.
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4 years
If you are into fox hunting you are a prick. No arguments, no debate, you are a prick.
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2 years
Cole was in my wee girls class in nursery last year. He’s 5 now. Just over a week ago he was diagnosed with brain and spinal tumors. He underwent surgery last Tuesday but it had to stopped unexpectedly as his body was too weak. As it stands there is No 1/2
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4 years
See when this is all over. When we’re back in theatres, cinemas, fitba, clubs, parties and concerts etc. let’s all just get on eh? Let’s all be pals.
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Jordan Young
3 years
A true gent whose loss will be felt for a long long time. 💙💙💙💙
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Jordan Young
2 years
Gio’s first season takes us to a European final. Second season The Champions League. OUTSTANDING!!🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
4 years
Two days in a row no reported COVID-19 deaths in Scotland. Fantastic news, maybe starting to see the light at the end of tunnel. It’s not over yet. Once again thank you to our phenomenal NHS and wonderful key workers during this crazy period.
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4 years
Regardless of the darkness that might happen in life, regardless of how bleak and helpless it may seem, nothing stays the same forever. There’s always a way of sorting things and people there to help. Caroline Flack was way way to young. Samaritans-116 123
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5 years
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
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2 years
WE’RE ON OUR WAY 🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵
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2 years
Outstanding. The better team. Second extra time in four days. PHENOMENAL @RangersFC 🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴
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5 years
2-0 up at half time, hope we don’t lose four goals at home in this Euro tie, that’d be a disaster.
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6 years
The Gaffer 🔴⚪️🔵
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5 years
Top of the league in December, one game away from Euro knock out stages. I still believe the hype 🔴⚪️🔵
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2 years
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Jordan Young
3 years
Just think, the Earth is 4 billion years old and yet we are lucky enough to be alive to witness Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi and James Tavernier play football 👌🏼
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6 years
We deserved nothing from the game, very poor, very disappointing. We keep getting told there is no such thing as the Old Firm. Why was there a lap of honour party and scarfs thrown onto the pitch for a win against a club that’s supposedly six years old?
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Jordan Young
6 years
Another solid signing. It’s almost as if we’re not as skint as I keep getting told. It’s almost as if there is money. It’s almost as if Gerrard took the job knowing he’d have money to spend. But but but you couldn’t afford a bus for training in Spain 😂😂🔴⚪️🔵
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6 years
It’s happening 🔴⚪️🔵
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5 years
I really really enjoyed that 🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
2 years
There’s approximately $36.8 trillion in physical money in the world. This will make it hard for any club wanting to buy Calvin Bassey, as he’s worth $40 trillion🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
5 years
I still believe the hype 🔴⚪️🔵
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6 years
Great day! 🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
7 years
Attire sorted for Thursday evening. Hopefully big Pedro will give me a run oot for ten mins 🔴⚪️🔵
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5 years
If you are so passionate about your club, a club you purport means everything to you. Is it really more important to you to sing a chosen song than it is to see the club fined/banned and reputation tarnished. Society has changed, change with it 🔴⚪️🔵
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2 years
Craig Whyte, Charles Green, Sandaza, Cribari,Ashley, Pedro in a hedge, 3rd division. The banter years were tough. To be in a European final so soon after that is off the charts. Win or lose, it is nothing short of phenomenal. Couldn’t be prouder. WE’RE ON OUR WAY 🔴⚪️🔵
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6 years
Miller, Wallace, Jack, Dorrans missing. Under 20's manager. Incredibly patchy form. Against the strongest Sellick side for years. I still believe!!! I'VE GOT THE BATTLE FEVER OAN🔴⚪️🔵
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6 years
Staunch 🔴⚪️🔵
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6 years
If this doesn’t make you shed a wee tear your soul is dead.
@BBCScotlandNews
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6 years
When you never thought you'd be a dad again. Alisdair, from Paisley, got a shock when his wife Natalie presented him with a mystery parcel. 👶
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6 years
🎵🎶Every other Saturday is ma half day off and it’s off to the match I go...🎵🎶 singing it feels different when you ARE ACTUALLY PLAYING!!!🔴⚪️🔵
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2 years
I played as keeper as a kid(albeit not very good), The Goalie was my idol. My room was covered in posters of him and Coisty. I was lucky enough to play with him a couple of times in charity games, he still had that drive to be the best. R.I.P Goalie 💙
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Jordan Young
6 years
If Scott Allan had driven a car onto the pitch, run Rossiter down, got out shot him in the legs then doused him in petrol set him alight, it still wouldn’t have been as much of a red card as that tackle was.
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5 years
Still Game. The most successful sitcom to ever come out of Scotland. Congrats on the phenomenal success. Here’s to a belter if a last episode. #StillGame
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6 years
All I’ve heard recently is how poor we’ve been, how many players have lost form and how Gerrard has problems. Also how stunning, sublime and unstoppable Celtic have been. Given that happy to be only two points behind+same goal difference. They do have nice disco lights though.
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Jordan Young
4 years
I’m on a train. I’ve just realised that all those times over the years that I’ve been really drunk on a train being loud with my mates thinking the rest of the carriage found us entertaining...they didn’t.
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Jordan Young
2 years
The Gaffer 👌🏼🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
3 years
Does anyone in the the whole entire world believe that a footballer would run five yards to someone, cover their mouth and and say ‘You fuc!&ng guy!’ Into someone’s ear? Anyone?...
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Jordan Young
5 years
After the weekend’s results I’m not going to get carried away or believe the hyperbole. However I do think we’ll win the treble, the Europa league, the Super cup, the Champs league, The World Cup, The Super Bowl, The Ashes, The Open and Wimbledon 🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
2 years
There I was in a sleepy country bar/restaurant basking in my River City fame…when @SamHeughan bursts in to find help for someone who’s fainted, looking every bit the hero. Seeing him in the flesh,I think he might be slightly ahead of me in the running to be the next Bond.
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5 years
We’ve had some horrendous Old Firm results the last couple of years. Again it’s going to be incredibly hard but I’ll be happy if we compete, really compete. Give them a proper game. Everyone behave and stay safe 🔴⚪️🔵
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4 years
If you could split up from your club like you would your partner I think I would just now, or at very least make @RangersFC sleep in the spare room for a few nights.
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3 years
Absolutely gutted. The gaffer gave me and my generation the most amazing memories in football. A gentleman and a true true legend. R.I.P 💙💙💙
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Rangers Football Club
3 years
It is with profound sadness that we announce the passing of our former manager, chairman and club legend, Walter Smith.
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3 years
I’ve been told a lot on here “You won’t be laughing come May”. They were absolutely correct, it’s not even mid January.
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Jordan Young
3 years
50 years ago today 66 people went to an old firm game full of the usual buzz of excitement, nerves and passion. They never came home. Men, women and children. No matter what team you support, today let’s remember them 🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
3 years
Nothing is won in January...apart from the Old Firm 🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
2 years
If Aaron Ramsey signs for Rangers, that is a SSSSEEEEEEENNNNNNNNSSSSSSAAATTTIIOONNNAAALLL bit of business!!! 🔴⚪️🔵
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2 years
Dear @SkyFootball could you use slow motion cameras when showing Rangers games next season please? It’s the only way we’ll be able to see Rabbi Matondo. 🔴⚪️🔵
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4 years
Running every day, drinking every night. When this blows over I’ll be fittest alcoholic in Scotland. 🏃🏻‍♂️🍺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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3 years
Wasnae even a good save.
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Jordan Young
5 years
Jermaine Defoe...oh my giddy Aunt. Tremendous signing! 🔴⚪️🔵
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6 years
We might need to go down to 8 men for us to get beat 🔴⚪️🔵
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6 years
I still believe the hype 🔴⚪️🔵
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4 years
See if you’re a wee bit drunk, can you drive a few miles to see if you’re sober enough?
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Jordan Young
5 years
Just watched the video of Scott Brown leaving Ibrox. Absolutely abhorrent, vile and unjustifiable. I’m disgusted.
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4 years
I feel sick and heartbroken at the news coming out of Glasgow city centre. Truly horrific. Thoughts and prayers to all the victims. Xxx
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4 years
We’re back #scotsquad
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6 years
There is not enough praise that can be heaped on @Dcandeias11 for what he did in the 93rd minute. Roy of the Rovers wouldn’t have managed it. Phenomenal 🔴⚪️🔵
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YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔴🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵
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5 years
@piersmorgan Rude, vain, obnoxious and looks ridiculous? Traits that are more associated with your pal Trump but you are more than happy to lick his arse at any given opportunity.
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6 years
Thought we were absolutely outstanding tonight. Phenomenal atmosphere and great result 🔴⚪️🔵
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6 years
I believe the hype 🔴⚪️🔵
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5 years
I think I deserve a huge amount of credit for keeping ma Twitter mooth shut last night.
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Jordan Young
4 years
Doesn’t matter who you support this is absolutely brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣
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Fitba Patter
4 years
Celtic announce the signing of a 13 year old lassie just back from a holiday in Benidorm wae her family.
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6 years
At the age 37 I'm concerned I might not be alive long enough to see @RangersFC appoint a new manager 🔴⚪️🔵
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3 years
Gie me the vaccine! Gies it! I don’t care if Bill Gates is tracking me going to Sainsbury’s. He’ll soon realise I’m boring and switch my microchip aff.
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5 years
19yr old Jordan would’ve been buzzing about this. 39yr old Jordan was equally buzzing xxx
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6 years
The Motherwell f.c captain has made a complete and utter arse if it. To say that stuff to the media, he is either really really stupid or really really stupid.
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Jordan Young
6 years
Connor, you’re worth your weight in gold son 🔴⚪️🔵
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6 years
Truly great result considering where we’ve come from. Maybe the hype should be believed just a wee bit 🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
6 years
I really need to learn the phonetic alphabet, I’m 38 and still say things like D for donkey, E for eggs and H for hoose when on the phone to call centres. It’s getting mortifying.
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6 years
I understand the last six years have been turmoil and we’ve made some VERY questionable decisions. I understand we should query the decision makers , but if we can’t get excited about one of the best players of his generation coming to Scottish fitba we’re on to plums.🔴⚪️🔵
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4 years
Dear @EuropaLeague if you suspend all up coming games due to the coronavirus, could you just award the trophy to @RangersFC please. We’ve played ever so well and there is hee haw chance we’ll win anything else this season.
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7 years
Absolute legend. 🔴⚪️🔵
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2 years
You can’t underestimate how absolutely HUGE this result is. We put six past the tournament favourites. There’s not enough superlatives to describe this performance. My Rangers 💙💙💙
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Jordan Young
6 years
On Saturday, IF by some miracle I touch the ball without fainting with fear/excitement or trip over my own legs, I think I deserve a full stadium bouncy. @RangersFC @RFC_Charity 🔴⚪️🔵
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5 years
The NHS is probably the single greatest thing in our country. What’s the most important thing in life? The life and wellness of yourself and family. The threat of Farage, Trump et al is real. We have to protect our wonderful NHS.
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4 years
When you find out your new next door neighbour is a @RangersFC fan 🔴⚪️🔵
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4 years
I’m really really looking forward to the draw for the last 16 of the @EuropaLeague 🔴⚪️🔵
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6 years
This moment will stay with me forever. Thank you @RangersFC @RFC_Charity 🔴⚪️🔵
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Rangers Charity Foundation
6 years
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6 years
Yyyaaaaaassssss!!!! MURTYMANIA!!!🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴
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6 years
Great first day with my partner in crime...fighting @asallyreid #ScotSquad
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3 months
See you all @FiveGuysUK in an hour for an Aura Burger and Personality Fries 🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
5 years
Today I faced one of the toughest decisions of my life. Whether or not to hang the washing out in the sporadic sunshine/heavy rain. I did and it worked. A fully dry washing. Fortune truly does favour the brave.
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5 years
EL BUFFALO!!!!!🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
6 years
Dear @RangersFC sometimes I think you're too quick to come out with a board statement...but now, I'm begging you pleeeeaaasssee say something about a new manager, even if it's a lie, I don't care. Please SAY SOMETHING 🔴⚪️🔵
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Jordan Young
4 years
In bits!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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@joskyn100
Jordan Young
3 years
I’ve read folk are getting bored of footballers taking the knee. How can it bother you? It doesn’t affect watching the game. It’s a sign of wanting to change racist attitudes. Marxist, woke blah blah. If you’re bothered by it then you’re part of the problem.
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@joskyn100
Jordan Young
2 years
Was at work so couldn’t watch the game live. Made sure I didn’t find out the score, recorded it. Just finished watching…🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️🔵🔴⚪️
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