Jordan @jordanfstephens Twitter profile

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Jordan

4 months

Hello. I wrote a whole book. Pre-order it here: Probably the hardest thing I’ve ever done. I care a lot about the topics I cover in it and look forward to exploring them more. I’ve written what I wished there was more of. Publishing in August.

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1 year

Just thinking about how far Claudia Winkelman has come while only being able to see 58% of her surroundings

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4 years

You think graffiti on a statue is a threat to your country’s identity? YoUR CounTRy’s IdEntity. A lot of us don’t even know what our real fucking last names are.

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Trash Ketchum and Asda Spice 💝

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#BetweenUs4ChristmasNo1

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Hahahaahahahahaha

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3 years

This is a fucking banger

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🚬🕊

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2 years

love liberates

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1 year

Guys they’re trying to make us have beautiful babies with inspiring women!!!

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2 years

Can’t believe it. Years in the making. Dedicated to my grandmother(s) 🧡 You can pre-order it now and support your local independent bookstore: or order from Waterstones also Amazon 📚 infinite love to Beth and @KidsBloomsbury 🧩

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3 years

My girlfriend just called hailstones ‘northern snow’

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2 years

GO TO PRISON

The Telegraph

@Telegraph

2 years

🔴 The Duke of York is also travelling to Balmoral, his spokesman has confirmed to The Telegraph

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🧘🏽‍♂️

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@maemuller_ same

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5 years

Genuinely wish that my Grandmas were alive to see this.... 💛

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We're so pleased to welcome @jordanfstephens to Bloomsbury. His writing is warm, evocative, full of heart and draws on his own experiences of growing up. We can't wait for everyone to read his work.

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4 years

Black history is just history. Just teach the truth.

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3 years

SORRY WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THIS MOOSE

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6 years

Ffs I just realised that Liam Payne LEFT Cheryl Cole with a baby called Bear. BEAR PAYNE. THE CHILD’S NAME IS BEAR PAIN. Fuck everything. BARE. PAIN.

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4 years

How it started vs how it’s going lolol (yeah I renamed him Spike - also big thank you to Saving Macedonian Strays)

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4 years

@LittleMix Rizzle Kicks

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3 years

Find someone you can giggle with as the world implodes 💁🏽‍♂️💕

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2 years

remembering the time i rhymed ‘optimistic’ with ‘chocolate biscuit’ and still unsure why I’m not considered the 🐐 tbh

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2 years

we were honestly so close to coming back this year you have no idea

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2 years

@betweenperrie I am the line

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3 years

Heads up for anyone wanting to insult me. “You look so gay” is not an insult. Quite the opposite. Also the majority of your “super manly straight bad boy” clothes have been designed by... never mind...

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3 years

Sending love to everyone feeling shit. It’s all waves 🏄🏽‍♂️

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2 years

my rue impression

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7 years

I wrote something for @guardian . Check it out if you have time 💛...

Toxic masculinity is everywhere. It’s up to us men to fix this | Jordan Stephens

I admit I’ve abused my power in the past. Only by confronting our privilege and opening up our emotions will we live a more positive life, says Jordan Stephens of hip-hop duo Rizzle Kicks

www.theguardian.com

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4 years

I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a better encapsulation of existence

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5 years

Bruh. I can’t understand why people continue to confuse sex and gender? Sex is a matter of science and, every so often, choice, right? Gender is a social construct. Always has been. Pink used to be the colour for “boys” fam. Fuck conformity. Do your thing.

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2 years

Wow I never knew Mariah Carey made a Christmas song. Check it out guys

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3 years

I hate it when I’m talking to a dog and their person says “Hi”

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4 years

Did anyone else get to the bit where they said that they were going to BEGIN TO QUARANTINE PEOPLE FLYING IN. BEGIN!!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE TIME?! That is.... I just.... I’m sorry to add to the noise but tweeting this is cathartic. Can’t believe it.

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3 years

No it’s not

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@JoeBiden

3 years

America is so much better than what we’re seeing today.

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4 years

Me after half a spliff

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4 years

WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?

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4 years

How the fuck does toppling the statue of a slave owner undermine anti-racism? That is beyond paradox. Does drinking water undermine hydration then? Get in the sea, Priti. Fuck sake.

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@SkyNews

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Home Secretary Priti Patel says the toppling of a statue of slaver Edward Colston in Bristol is "utterly disgraceful" and 'undermines' anti-racism protests. Follow live updates:

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3 years

Saka forever

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3 years

Had a tough week or so but just got emailed the publication date for my first kid’s book. I wrote the idea 5 years ago. What a feeling. I’m getting into the marathon energy.

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3 years

Me and Harley should be getting paid for this I can’t lie

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3 years

#SesameStreet introduces two new Black Muppets -

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1 year

@alpharivelino Grow up

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6 years

Dear men, Love is not a weakness.

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@jordanfstephens

3 years

I haven’t listened to the music I’m working on in a while. There’s a whole project. I’m listening to it on the train. It’s really good. I have to remember this feeling.

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@jordanfstephens

4 years

Oh my god! For Christmas I gave my girlfriend’s brother an amazing gift I’d been previously given because it was a whiskey set and I don’t drink so didn’t want to waste it but it has MY NAME ENGRAVED ON THE FLASK FUCKFUCKFUCK

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4 years

Phwoar I’m properly going through it today, fuck. Love to everyone going through it today. It’s a tough one innit. Keep fighting - things change ❤️❤️❤️

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1 year

Five years sober.

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2 years

@thebestofjade Agreed

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4 years

I’m 28 today. Here’s a recent picture of how I feel approaching my 30s

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4 years

🌊

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@jordanfstephens

7 years

I did a TEDx Talk if you fancy it. Everyone loves an underdog. Fuck. 🌻💚

Everyone Loves an Underdog | Jordan Stephens | TEDxBrighton

This year at TEDxBrighton, Jordan will tell the story of how achieving fame at a young age affected his approach to growing up, sharing the important lessons...

www.youtube.com

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@jordanfstephens

4 years

Yo check this. Government relaxes lockdown and says “AVOID PUBLIC TRANSPORT”. Just been told they’ve brought back congestion charge and raised it to £15. Unreal. It’s fucking bullying. Fuck this government man. I say that with my chest.

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3 years

I can’t believe people use “you’re broke” or “you’re poor” as an insult. capitalism done fucked up our souls

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2 years

New track FRIDAY. Fuck off announcement on SUNDAY. Happy 22.

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2 years

Just wrote this 🏠

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6 years

A man on the bus has answered the phone and just replied “yes” solidly for the last 35 seconds so now I’m imagining that the other person is just saying “no” for my own amusement.

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@jordanfstephens

3 years

No. Don’t listen to that voice. It sounds like you, but it isn’t. The real you has your back 100%. Tune into that voice. It’s probably saying - “I’m here and we’re good.”

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2 years

Got an album out tomorrow 🍑 next step in the legacy

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3 years

The older I get, the more I love silence.

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4 years

Look how cute I am!

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4 years

Most underrated album of the decade bar none tbh, simple fact.

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3 years

I’ve been in central London for 5 minutes and I miss lockdown

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4 years

I’m actually gunna release a track next week that isn’t a follow up to anything. It just happened. Recording it was a trip. Wanted to get it out. Spoke to my inner teenager afterwards. Gave him a hug and a flapjack.

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1 year

@LozzaFox Literally no one has called swimming racist. It’s cultural nuance. You are honestly such a moron it’s terrifying.

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11 months

Of course, if you made The Wire these days, you’d have to make sure you appeased the liberal agenda. And the biggest gangster would be gay. And there’d be a black lesbian police officer. And the best lawyer would be female. And the criminals would be “relatable”

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3 years

Meanwhile in Britain...

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3 years

A daily reminder that Missy Elliott is one of the greatest creative innovators of our time. What a fuckin’ icon.

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4 years

“That was a fuckin buzzin night lads I think I’m gunna get into politics”

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3 years

ok I’ve definitely got a song coming out next week. you lot excited?

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3 years

new music coming

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3 years

I really felt the year change this time.

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@jordanfstephens

2 years

Hello. This is my latest album. It’s called ‘Let Me Die Inside You’. Four of my mates have told me it’s the best shit I’ve ever made. It’s independent so all support is welcomed. Never know what a share could do. Eat fruit. Pass it on.

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4 years

“Yeah I’m good, how are you?”

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Which lie have you heard the most in life?

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3 years

Fuck man, having standards can be quite lonely.

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2 years

@thebestofjade It was!!!

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4 years

You don’t have to show your worth to know your worth

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3 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this but authentic beauty is something you feel.

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8 years

If you're struggling, be open. It's all good #IAMWHOLE

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3 years

DECENT Magazine on shelves.

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3 years

Next song almost ready. The Jordan Stephens fruit era continues 🤌🏽

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3 years

11:45pm tonight 🍌 >>

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2 years

never believe a headline

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4 years

A lot of you didn’t take the Arthur theme tune seriously and it shows

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4 years

Congratulate yourself for being here. You’ve survived too much to not love yourself.

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4 years

So tempted to post the two albums that I never released to soundcloud while everyone’s in this transition

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3 years

everybody’s fuckin weird and I love it

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3 years

I can’t believe that we have to convince and remind ourselves to drink water. We are so fucked.

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3 years

my friend drives a yellow car and told me that he still constantly sees people punching each other as he drives around. the power of legacy and human absurdity is limitless

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3 years

Rappers used to be Big now they’re Lil

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4 years

Hello

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