Does anyone else check back on their most recent tweets when they get a new follower to see what stupid nonsense they've tweeted and think I wouldn't blame you, new follower if you just quietly muted me.
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I appear to have upset fans of the thing that singles out art other people make and highlighting flaws by singling it out and highlighting flaws.
Satire.
Checked out yer man L*urence F*x's hilarious Patreon page.
"Exclusive access to my thoughts on the state of things." Absolute bargain at £20 a month.
Oh, and you get a mug too!
Shout-out to the fella beside me who, when the alien burst out of John Hurt, turned to his girlfriend and whispered "that's the alien." Very VERY funny.
@RuhBuhJuh
Maybe I'm lucky because I don't experience it as often as some people on here seem to. Or maybe I'm more easy going. I do wonder how weak some people's concentration is that rustling/whispering completely distracts them.
@SuicideAsAlibi
@jonocard
@FoldableHuman
I think it's less that CinemaSins ruins the experience of a given film and more that they ruin it on a conceptual level by being purposefully obtuse and idiotic in their "criticisms" in order to make a quota of sins for the purposes of their shitty clickbait channel.
Was lucky enough to see
#ElCamino
early. Fans of
#BreakingBad
are not going to be disappointed with the continuation of Jesse's story. Bit weird to bring Cranston back as a meth making robot, Heisenborg, though. Apart from that, 5 stars.
Ok, so I think I've just seen the post credits for Doctor Strange 2. The very last one, and I am so happy. I hope it annoyed so many people who have no clue why it's funny.
Amelia Dimoldenberg - the chicken shop date host, if you don't know - is very good at what she does. You can see why every red carpet interviewer is trying to emulate her.
I get these emails from my local cinema asking how interested I am in seeing certain films. They also ask you to provide your preferred start time.
My answer is always seven. Seven PM is the best time for movies. Starting a 2 hour+ film at half 8??? Are you mad? I'm not 20.
I know we hate these, I do too, but can't help but answer them.
Anyway, because it's on TV right now I thought I'd say that Alien Covenant and Prometheus are perfectly fine, interesting movies.
Watching a video on YouTube (it's one from
@ryanhollinger
btw), paused it to make a cuppa. Didn't realise YouTube throws up a holding screen now, scared the shit out of myself when walking back into the room.
Your phone is literally designed so the speaker and microphone are at the correct part of your stupid face. STOP HOLDING IT FLAT YOU'RE NOT ON THE APPRENTICE
Is this the future of podcasts?
AI conversations | Bill Gates x Socrates
I think very realistic conversations like this will be bread and butter in any streaming app.
Let’s take it one step further and imagine this but personalized towards you? 🤯
What do you think?
You know the kind of film I miss? A good solid action thriller. The kind the 90s seemed to excel at. One of my favourites, The Negotiator.
Definition of 'solid thriller' right there.
Why oh why couldn't I have gone to school in the widely accepted two straps era instead of risking severe back and shoulder pain by simply one strapping it for years just so I wouldn't be called a gaylord?
Just watching some Tom and Jerry with the boy. Tom has gone to heaven and is in a queue to get into heaven. Ahead of him, three kittens in a bag. The bag is wet.
Me:
Obviously not the case for everyone queueing but maybe they need clothes for their kids who've sprouted in the three months during lockdown? Maybe they can't afford anything else? Maybe just don't be a twat, eh?
#Primark
A new rumour is suggesting that Disney is looking to add a protected section to its Disney+ service, for films with ratings above PG-13/12A. Might we get Aliens and Fight Club on Disney+ after all?
BREAKING NEWS: The spider from Sam Raimi's 2002 Spider-Man is also slated to return in the third installment of Sony and Marvel's Spider-Man franchise.
Son got told off at preschool earlier this week because he broke a toy. Today, his teacher told me that he only broke it "so everyone could have a piece" according to another child and now I'm crying goodbye.