There are so many QTs and replies to this like, "how is this Ulysses? This isn;'t the book Ulysses". I know The clickbait is the opposite of Ulysses culturally, and yet it also contains myriad narrative possiblity and intrigue. I think everyone;'s so miserable they forgot joking

@johnvvariety I'd introduce myself, and, if we get along, arrange a scrabble night. Or Yahtzee.

@NecoutezPas I would ask if fheyn make banana bread

@johnvvariety to be fair my twin grandmas did move in together after their husbands died + katrina destroyed my great aunt’s house

@fatstevebuscemi Then they had mad sex with a twitter pimp

@johnvvariety I think what I don't understand about the New Digital Economy is who exactly benefits, and how, from my coworker Gaz tweeting I Fuck The Grandma's, Hello Grandmas. Some industry requires him to do it so badly they built a machine that tricks him into doing it

@actual_fireman Hahaahahahhahaha

@johnvvariety i open by offering a werthers

@Hermit_Thrush Lmao

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@mywheelhouseftw Twin grandmas at the same time man

@johnvvariety What's he gotta do with it????

@bulbagal It has an immensely interesting narrative to me that I was using to hyperbolically to compare to Modernist literature due to its absurd possibilities. Thanks!

@johnvvariety @MadderR3D1 @SuperBoJackson

@johnvvariety If they just moved in, I'd bake them cookies and offer for my son to mow their lawn once a week. You know, to be neighborly.

@johnvvariety Fraternal Twin Grandmas? Color me intrigued

@deputyfuck Why are they sharing an apartment next to some young adult guy online in their 70s. Why are they twin grandmas who live together. Do the words thmselves not make a serviceable bandname ?

@johnvvariety Please keep posting i guess or don't die at least because your tweets have me eating cheese and crackers instead of dealing with a ghost or something i just made up. Dude i'm just kidding your posts are awesome though. Transcendant. And yes ulysses sucks

@johnvvariety Why is every post turning "would you fuck these random women if there hot" on Twitter. What this is, why this particular form of posting. What if these grandma's share nothing with me in common, what if I only favor friendship.