THe hottest foreplay dirty talk you can do is to tell a girl that you're hard for the first time ever and it's scaring you, and you start screaming
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I laughed out loud like a stupid fucking goblin after posting this last night because I thought it was so rude to share such a dumb thought. I have no idea what this website wants anymore. Should i write a new spec pilot called The Man Who Was Never Hard
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“Oh, what’s this baby? Seriously what is this? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?? AAAAAAAAAAHHH”
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@SweatieAngle
Fellas, here’s a simple guide on how to up your Dirty Talk Game: simply go to Newgrounds, type “Meet n’ Fuck” into the search bar, pick the entry in the series whose theme most matches your partner, sort the comments by “1 Star” and read the longest ones in a deep, husky voice.
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