jony @john__hedrick Twitter profile

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

someone last night told me i’m a new york 6 but a skatepark 9

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jony

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3 years

they should make a morning after pill for people who eat $30 worth of dominos the night before

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jony

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3 years

i know a lot of you are responding to this saying laxatives but i simply want a pill that absolves me of my mistakes

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

bro did you seriously just talk negatively about yourself in front of me?

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jony

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2 years

i won a game of catan against my gf and she has not smiled in 45 minutes

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jony

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3 months

“have you worked in a writer’s room before?” yes i have. im in a group chat with my boys

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jony

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2 years

uh oh the non skaters have found a cringe trick and made it go viral again

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jony

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1 year

lol

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jony

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3 years

mutual monday: what’s a quarantine habit that you picked up in the last year? mine is not being able to get anything done 🥰

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

got heckled by a white lady the other night but she just wanted to tell me she loves a friendly Bush

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jony

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1 year

he can’t keep GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

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jony

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2 years

how do we feel about inward heel flips?

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jony

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1 year

just had the best orgasm

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jony

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1 year

getting soty twice before you’re 25 is insane

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jony

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2 years

never flipping my board again

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

not every hot person is good at skateboarding but every person who’s good at skateboarding is hot

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

I Shoulda Never Smoke That Shit Now Im in the weird hole at the top of the sink

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jony

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8 months

really dude

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

he can’t keep getting away with this

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

i love skateboarding. skaters find the smallest little details to obsess over and whenever i start explaining this kind of thing to other non-skaters they think it’s crazy and kind of strange

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1 year

Wrote about some stand outs in footage that aren’t tricks, it only made sense to start with Guy…

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jony

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3 years

spinach straight up expires on the way back from the store

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jony

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2 years

cool feathers bro, she let me hit cause i’m goofy

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

AAPI Heritage Month is almost over so here’s a little joy from my grandparents ❤️

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

i am very stoked on this clip

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

met a bunch of twitter comics last night and i think we should play this game more often: “Guess How Tall that Twitter Comedian is in Real Life”

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

we are inching closer to the reality of ave bench at pulaski

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

bail a kickflip on flat

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2 years

What would you do in this situation?

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jony

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2 years

the key to productivity is to not be mentally ill

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

playing into this conspiracy is all fun and games but it will come at the price of Asian American lives and their safety

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Right now: Jon Stewart on the Covid Lab Leak “theory” is solid laughs

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

dude i fuckin love una

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

do you really think a white boy with a spider web tattoo on his elbow is gonna make you happy?

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

wait i wanna talk about this absolutely bonkers foot positioning

Jenkem Magazine

@jenkemmag

3 years

Let's talk about the Vans video? Favorite tricks? Overall thoughts / takeaways? Will start the thread off with this little magicial flip that may have been overlooked. Watch on repeat instead of the news to make your life 42% more enjoyable.

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jony

@john__hedrick

4 years

hello

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

the writer // the writing

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jony

@john__hedrick

4 years

Aidan Mackey this. Aidan mackey that. so what

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

bro that’s mad disrespectful cause i think you’re brilliant bro

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jony

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2 years

#skatetwitter lol

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

i deleted hinge bc a girl called me “pete davidson wasian”

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

guys let’s cancel DaBaby so comedy clubs can start booking him

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

a little plot twist at the end haha. thanks for the trip @MrBeast but can we try again? #standup #joke #comedy #mrbeast #nyc

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

that guy who told me and my chinese girlfriend that “Tony Hinchcliffe didn’t do anything wrong. it was funny” is in our dms rn tryna get booked on our show

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

this is how i write all my jokes

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

got my old bagel job back. everyone here hates my tattoos

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jony

@john__hedrick

6 months

is this anything?

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

yes my rizz is bad… my date was 19????

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jony

@john__hedrick

6 months

still in disbelief

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

my bad if you already saw these but i’m very stoked on them

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

i usually don’t post edits on twitter but i’m stoked on this one!

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

skated today

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

new year’s resolution: film a full part progress: ready to give up

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

Holy shit- Last night was the BEST Shakedown Show we’ve ever done

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

Julia and I are happy to announce that we are expecting a PS5 by Saturday. We don’t know the gender yet but honestly it’s 2020. We don’t need to know ❤️

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jony

@john__hedrick

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🤤🤤🤤

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

forgot to perform on my own show

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

pain

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

bringer show sucked

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@john__hedrick

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

@ryley_b this 2009 ass trick

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

my new year’s resolution is to drink more

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

my brother and i have once again trauma bonded on the family vacation

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

good morning! my tummy hurts

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

damn. accidentally brought my therapy journal instead of my joke journal to the zoom mic

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

i’m skating handrails again (a cry for help)

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

i’d like to the think bikini bottom was a walkable city

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jony

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2 years

my pcr results came back positive this morning

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jony

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11 months

friends ❤️

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jony

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2 years

@Amthoni that’d be like thinking the globetrotters are the greatest thing to happen in basketball

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2 years

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

hi everyone, if you’re having a hard time understanding the centuries long anti-Asian racism in America, i wrote this essay last year to show its origin.

The Origins of “Yellow Peril Supports Black Power”

An analysis of the model minority myth, how it ties into Asian American history, and how it affects us today.

link.medium.com

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

for the love of god, do NOT try to back nosegrind this ledge

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

my sister won’t let me do a set at her wedding tomorrow

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

sweaty day at LES

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

taking photos of @DylanAdler6 is the hardest task i’ve ever endured

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

i hate how corny this sounds but i wish i was in the writers room for early spongebob. i bet that place was electric

Nostalgia City Of Good Times! 🕰️

@NostalgiaCity2

1 year

What are some of your favorite moments or line deliveries from the early seasons of Spongebob? Spongebob and Patrick going through the department store was a classic.

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

what bodega is this

Patrick 🦉

@patrickowlemoji

3 years

the extremely rare andean mountain cat

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jony

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2 years

new shoes came in

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

my account my account when i have when i apply a job vs. to jobs

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

my favorite flavor of wine is the pink one

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

BTW: Celebrate the end of AAPI Heritage month by following @The_Lunar_Times : the first satirical news site for ALL Asian Americans. We post new articles weekly and are always looking for new writers! (We PAY too). Here’s one of my articles:

The Lunar Times

@The_Lunar_Times

3 years

By the way, BigHit Entertainment is an Asian-owned business. Read the full article here: #AsianAmerican #Satire #Funny #Comedy #AsianAmericanComedy

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

i’d like to politely announce that i am moving to NY on June 1st

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

this is not a joke. this is dylan at his most serious which is why he is booked on every god damn comedy show in existence

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I was rejected from being a dancer at universal studios so I came to watch their first show

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jony

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3 years

who up???

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

NYC Shakedown SOLD OUT StandUp NY last night! So stoked to have another successful show under our belt and thank you to everyone who showed out ❤️

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

sorry to be hetero on the main but julia and i have been dating for 2 years as of today

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

sister getting married this friday so you know what means: borrowing my dad’s suit

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

chaos at the park today @lunch_enjoyer thanks for filming ❤️

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 months

i just want one perfect one. that’s all

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jony

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4 months

me watching the guy start to write me a parking ticket at the end

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

my funeral is going to be a bringer show

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

uh oh! here’s an edit @lunch_enjoyer

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

no one: white women: this dog is my son

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

backside bigspins on flat are BANNED

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

every morning the herd of comedians wake up, wipe the crust from their eyes, and migrate to instagram to post their clips at precisely 8:00 am

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jony

@john__hedrick

2 years

girlfriend fell asleep before i did so guess who doesn’t have to do his nightly skin care routine!!!!

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jony

@john__hedrick

3 years

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jony

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1 year

went skating today

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jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

🌞🌞🌞

jony

@john__hedrick

1 year

shout out the sun man, this sunlight shit is dope

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