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Founder, The OLIS Brand ••• iTweet Movies | Marketing | Media Tech | Messiah | Memes | My Mind ••• Fanboy: Falz | Moses Bliss | Westlife.

In my own world
Joined August 2014
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6 months
Forbes greatest discovery. They just haven't realized it yet...
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1 year
A Christian that emulates the savage side of Jesus. A proud Igbo blood that knows almost nothing about the culture. An introvert that constantly finds himself outside. A hoodie-wearing kinda CEO with a distaste for suits. I don't care what the norms are. I'm not normal Who am I?
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You guys are lucky to love who love you. Met a lady and she said I'm too playful and unserious. Met another one few weeks later and tried to be more serious, she say I dey do like a grandpa. I don't even fully grasp that one but I've given my life and my love to Christ biko
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Her personal clown, always saying stupid things around her. 😂. I made her smile severally. lol. She chose me for my unseriousness I guess. Everyone around her were too serious
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Happy birthday Mr President. The Jubril of Sudan. Excellent is your name. The Hushpuppi above all Hushpuppis. All power belongs to you and your godfathers. #EndSARS , your tenure or your life. May your children enjoy as Nigeria has enjoyed under your regime. More wins boss
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Are we happy? NO Are you Batshits remorseful? Still NO Will your stupid decisions affect everyone? YES Are you guys still stupid? Surprisingly YES Tinubu for second term and APC for fourth since your kind walks around with butts for brains
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Seriously sha,are you happy about what is going on in the country? People should die because they didn't support PO?
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2 years
All of us on judgement day when Jesus hugs mummy GO and says "Well done, my good and faithful servant"
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4 years
No matter how much you enjoy the show, you can't deny that... Frank Edoho
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Chrisland took children within d 10yr age range 2 Dubai, away frm their parents. Put both genders 2geda without adult supervision thru d night, claims they played Truth or Dare & did some immoral acts. Asides d rape, a million other things could've happened due 2 dis negligence
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4 years
Since the Jada and #entanglement gist is trending again. Check this out 😂😂😂😭💔
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6 months
@AishaYesufu @ThankGod105 The fact remains, it always looks normal until the other partner does it... It's normal to eat someone else's food. It's normal to collect someone else's money. It's normal to hug someone else. It's normal to accept intimate favors from someone else Until it's done to you
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@itsNyaWan Moses: The Lord said I should tell you to let my people go Pharoah:
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4 years
Eminem. Shady. Album. MTBMB. Side B. Friday... I think I'm losing my mind 😍 😱🤯
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Eminem legit said "I was painfully shy, now I'm proud of myself. Like Obama's kids, I came out of my shell (Michelle)" Can someone write Eminem's name beside Shakespeare already? 😭❤️❤️❤️
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@RaymondGidado Learn from Tao? Are you kidding me? I admit Lasisi wasn't good when he newly began but the guy drops 🔥 contents now. Me entire family, including my parents vibe to him. Lasisi is very original atm. Tao uses slap that craze clown have use finish. We need something fresh
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@PulseNigeria247 This cook-a-thon thing is giving jealousy because tell me why your own person manage to snatch a global record but rather than celebrate them, you want to take it away from them
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Desmond Elliot: I am an idiot Yemi Solade:
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@Morris_Monye Mammy water dey enter person eye sha
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@zikokomag Tems and Wizkid na just grace Lagbaja and Ego was bliss Rema and Selena both rode on the waves of individual fame But Falz and Simi had this chemistry that is unmatched
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@DjHorphuray @your_fave_geh Na to do the music part of my wedding now, then do wedding proper when money comes
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From bet9ja to ponzi to #Crypto . E dey always cut when I decide to join. Abi I should sacrifice myself to the gods for you guys 😪
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I'm confused here. PH boy, Sabinus won a category over Macaroni & ended his speech with "Eko o ni baje" & some people are taunting Macaroni for 'causing d destruction' of Lagos in the #EndSARS protests... Man voiced out for the helpless around Nigeria but y'all want to be stupid?
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@AsiwajuLerry They can't. We aren't digital. People that are still using hardcopy and My Clear Bag
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2 years
So, they are supporting him because he supported the Yoruba movie industry. So when he becomes president, what happens? Africa Magic Yoruba makes Nigeria a better nation? We enjoy security because Jide Kosoko starred in a movie? Why are you guys so selfish and vile?
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Why Tinubu deserves to succeed Buhari - Yoruba actors
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Fela: "No be outside Buhari dey ee, na krase man be dat, animal in krase man skin" Burna Boy: I am Fela Sowore: Come and do your own Burna Boy:
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@AjeboDanny @_416slim I remember someone saying "my papa" and my leg broke😪
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@IyawoThickaBody Happy new year
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@Alex_Houseof308 Nah, it's family service. Sharing money, then catcher game. Next is police and thief... That one comes when u are caught
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Throwback Thursday. Do y'all remember the time you dragged Jonathan but felt a man that had ruled Nigeria before and failed was the better option??? I hope you're enjoying the Nigeria you finally want. Peace ✌🏿 LOL. Actually kidding. There's no peace #EnoughIsEnough
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Not an outsider but hearing Burna Boy's voice in Black Panther makes me very proud to be a Nigerian
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1 year
@ShadayaKnight This problem can't get here now. We haven't unlocked that level yet. We are still struggling with our daily bread and security. Na who don chop dey get strength to ment
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I no fit partake in the Boyfriend vs Sugar Daddy trend because I no be boyfriend. I no be sugar daddy. I just dey as I dey
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@ftttrickhelp Hello🇳🇬
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Adamu Garba sued Jack Dorsey Lai Mohammed wants to sanction CNN Bashir Ahmad waiting for the UK parliament to put mouth so he can do his own clownery
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Lasisi, in his skit, talked about how regardless of how poor you are, when God blesses you, don't be in a bid to prove anything to anyone... See ehn, church isn't the only place where God can speak to you
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@hay_whye All these people shouting taooma. When did y'all start watching skits??? Crazeclown and Maraji have the best skits in comedy. ❌🧢
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@VictorIsrael_ Scattered the crowd, poisoned the already prepared dishes, told everyone that Hilda is a descendant of Jezebel, cooked facts that are not facting and settled Guinness World Record boss to pretend like he didn't see anything
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@SDIYYY Hello
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My neighbour's children been learning Davido's jowo for dayssss. First line looking like tongue twister to them, "One time, three gbosa for the two person wey born you"
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@instablog9ja Instablog. Abeg I get news. - The richest guy for my street 4 Lagos don buy another car. - One babe wey dey form for my village don carry belle. We no sabi the father. - My neighbor don buy plenty chicken to begin dey train in preparation for Christmas. Since we want 2 B mad na.
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4 years
Lasisi should top that list, then Josh2funny. No one comes closer
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@oku_yungx One of my guys has appendix surgery. I was the one in close proximity so I visited him in the hospital and did video call with our friends. Tell me why they sounded disappointed and said he should have died like a real man
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@onovo_amaka @OmoKiikan If your age was the three digits at the back of your card, how old will you be?
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@MobilePunch What about Igbos that were recently treated like trash because of baseless propaganda in the just concluded elections? Shouldn't they go home to be counted so more funds can go into building their state of origin?
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@Logiebo1 @MalachyOdo1 E better say u train 4 Lagos, come go another side embarrass yourself Picture this... You move to Lagos from another state. Sitting comfortably waiting 4 d bus to park well while sipping ur Chapman with gala like a respectable citizen Be like you wan come down 4 d last bus stop
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@sambo_alameen @chemicalbrodar Lol. DC is doing well with their animations but in the area of movies, no matter their year, Marvel will still outdo them except by a miracle
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So this is the number of people yet to do PVC. No wonder rigging was easily done... Do you guys now have faith that Nigeria can be better?
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The crowd at Voters card registration Center yesterday at TBS Lagos state. The Peter Obi effect! @inecnigeria Extension deadline is a must! #PeterObi2023
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@Badmahn_zahyo If you don't take strict measures while doing business, your business will collapse
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@ObaloluwaOlawo1 @lasisielenu Babe, calm down. It's for laughs. When he did the one for lawyers, didn't you laugh? If you didn't laugh, why didn't you tell him to stop? Yesterday, it's lawyers, today it's doctors. Tomorrow, could be my profession. Don't take it serious
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@EzraelAni "Sco pa tu manaa" is to "o jewa ka eng" as instagram is to Facebook
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Airtel adverts vs. Airtel network
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@Amy_beke It's easy to be myself until someone asks me, who am I??
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@cliqik Workaholic Twitter too
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Ghanaians when South Africa equalized vs. When Nigeria won penalties #NGARSA
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@itsNyaWan Moses: God said you should let his people go: Pharoah:
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Someone said Reno Omokri is proof that grey hair and empty brain can exist in the same head Statements like this slap harder than African mothers who found out you collected food from a stranger
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@_Matriach I told a friend this. Relationship is a full time job. The way you give priority to your job, business, school, you also do same for relationship. If you come with the mindset of making it work, then you have to put in the work
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"If Tinubu don't have 3M+ votes in Lagos, call me a bastard" @elewuji_snr OBIDIENTS ASSEMBLE! Let's do the needful #electionresults2023
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The Nigerian government ignored #Anonymous warning to #EndSARS An entity that has hacked Mastercard, Sony and even the Bank of America. But your government that uses Windows 7 for conference meetings think they are small children. Now CBN, NPF, INEC, EFCC are down 😂
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@cosmocapesh1t Just went through the entire comments and no one thought to mention this??? I don't know what that second rubbish is but that's not TMNT
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Bayern giving barca one goal so it won't look like they didn't score anything #FCBFCB
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Nobody: Not even Neymar: Cornet, every five minutes: #ManCityOL
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@aproko_doctor Romance is too much work. That's why I do one romantic deed once every three months
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@danielmarven I was in school then. She asked for food. I went under d sun to get her something nice. Fried rice, turkey and cold Fanta Apple. I later went to one guy's room to collect something and I saw the same colour of plate and spoon with Fanta Apple with the exact packaging beside him
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@imam__abubakar Punctuation and spelling are both taught in schools. But of course, your "parents" didn't go to school. All they know is dragging government seat. Set awon next level supporters
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@triclowns In church, she joins media. In hotel, she joins me there... Damnnnnnnn😂
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16 years ago, a king was born. Today, I got balloons. It's been a crazy 365 TBvH but I look forward to another round. God, na me and you o Happy sweet 16 to me. Please, y'all should help me with my wishlist 🥺🙏🏿
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Mercy Chinwo is not talked about enough. When the Bible talks about the angels praising God in heaven, I'm sure they sing her songs 😍😫 #TheExperience17
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So do we call her Chemical Sister or Chemical Brother Sister or Sister of Chemical Brother or Female Chemical Brother? 🤔
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Happy birthday to my baby sister, my best friend and my partner in crime. 💕💕❤️❤️❤️
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In the sense of relationships: Marketing is carrying yourself and looking good so that babe notices you. Sales is the entire process of asking her out till she agrees to be your girlfriend. Business development is everything you do while dating, making it the best experience.
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In very simple terms, differentiate between Sales, Marketing and Business Development.
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@HipHopDX Lil Nas X mocking a Stan = new content for Eminem... You love to see it
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@edomalo I don't SUPPORT. As obidients, RIGGING shouldn't be a means TO win. Let's just MAKE our way to the top. PETER OBI is a man of integrity and WIN or lose, we *ALL know we did our best. No *CAPS.
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@mama_bomboy @lasisielenu Lower your voice. The walls have ears 😂
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When Peter Obi wins and Nigeria starts getting better, na like this I go dey sing national anthem coz na me know shege wey I see
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@DavidHundeyin I literally said this yesterday 😂
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Remember before the election when they said everyone is entitled to their choices? Now, choice'm. Choice gi. Choice madu nile. Shege no later go round? Unu na kọ gheri
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@HemButs I'll do u one that'll burst brains. A pension company should make an ad. Children return from work late at night and gives dad the money to buy knorr for food while the mom unloads bags of cement from a truck
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@OdedRechavi My mama no let me watch better manly feem because of these telenovelas 😭
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In Nigeria, the best way to know if you are fine is if you do bad thing... It's either "Eeyah, he/she's a fine boy/girl" or "He/she resemble person wey fit do am sef" Judge yourself accordingly
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@OlisaOsega The most silly thing people said during the election was "They are all the same"... It takes a special kind of courage to show the public that you're not learned and so reluctant to learn. #GoAndVerify
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