A Christian that emulates the savage side of Jesus.
A proud Igbo blood that knows almost nothing about the culture.
An introvert that constantly finds himself outside.
A hoodie-wearing kinda CEO with a distaste for suits.
I don't care what the norms are. I'm not normal
Who am I?
You guys are lucky to love who love you. Met a lady and she said I'm too playful and unserious. Met another one few weeks later and tried to be more serious, she say I dey do like a grandpa.
I don't even fully grasp that one but I've given my life and my love to Christ biko
Her personal clown, always saying stupid things around her. 😂. I made her smile severally. lol. She chose me for my unseriousness I guess. Everyone around her were too serious
Happy birthday Mr President. The Jubril of Sudan. Excellent is your name. The Hushpuppi above all Hushpuppis. All power belongs to you and your godfathers.
#EndSARS
, your tenure or your life. May your children enjoy as Nigeria has enjoyed under your regime.
More wins boss
Are we happy? NO
Are you Batshits remorseful? Still NO
Will your stupid decisions affect everyone? YES
Are you guys still stupid? Surprisingly YES
Tinubu for second term and APC for fourth since your kind walks around with butts for brains
Chrisland took children within d 10yr age range 2 Dubai, away frm their parents. Put both genders 2geda without adult supervision thru d night, claims they played Truth or Dare & did some immoral acts.
Asides d rape, a million other things could've happened due 2 dis negligence
@AishaYesufu
@ThankGod105
The fact remains, it always looks normal until the other partner does it... It's normal to eat someone else's food. It's normal to collect someone else's money. It's normal to hug someone else. It's normal to accept intimate favors from someone else
Until it's done to you
Eminem legit said "I was painfully shy, now I'm proud of myself. Like Obama's kids, I came out of my shell (Michelle)"
Can someone write Eminem's name beside Shakespeare already? 😭❤️❤️❤️
@RaymondGidado
Learn from Tao? Are you kidding me?
I admit Lasisi wasn't good when he newly began but the guy drops 🔥 contents now. Me entire family, including my parents vibe to him.
Lasisi is very original atm. Tao uses slap that craze clown have use finish. We need something fresh
@PulseNigeria247
This cook-a-thon thing is giving jealousy because tell me why your own person manage to snatch a global record but rather than celebrate them, you want to take it away from them
@zikokomag
Tems and Wizkid na just grace
Lagbaja and Ego was bliss
Rema and Selena both rode on the waves of individual fame
But Falz and Simi had this chemistry that is unmatched
I'm confused here. PH boy, Sabinus won a category over Macaroni & ended his speech with "Eko o ni baje" & some people are taunting Macaroni for 'causing d destruction' of Lagos in the
#EndSARS
protests... Man voiced out for the helpless around Nigeria but y'all want to be stupid?
So, they are supporting him because he supported the Yoruba movie industry. So when he becomes president, what happens? Africa Magic Yoruba makes Nigeria a better nation? We enjoy security because Jide Kosoko starred in a movie?
Why are you guys so selfish and vile?
Throwback Thursday.
Do y'all remember the time you dragged Jonathan but felt a man that had ruled Nigeria before and failed was the better option???
I hope you're enjoying the Nigeria you finally want. Peace ✌🏿
LOL. Actually kidding. There's no peace
#EnoughIsEnough
@ShadayaKnight
This problem can't get here now. We haven't unlocked that level yet. We are still struggling with our daily bread and security. Na who don chop dey get strength to ment
Lasisi, in his skit, talked about how regardless of how poor you are, when God blesses you, don't be in a bid to prove anything to anyone...
See ehn, church isn't the only place where God can speak to you
@VictorIsrael_
Scattered the crowd, poisoned the already prepared dishes, told everyone that Hilda is a descendant of Jezebel, cooked facts that are not facting and settled Guinness World Record boss to pretend like he didn't see anything
My neighbour's children been learning Davido's jowo for dayssss. First line looking like tongue twister to them, "One time, three gbosa for the two person wey born you"
@instablog9ja
Instablog. Abeg I get news.
- The richest guy for my street 4 Lagos don buy another car.
- One babe wey dey form for my village don carry belle. We no sabi the father.
- My neighbor don buy plenty chicken to begin dey train in preparation for Christmas.
Since we want 2 B mad na.
@oku_yungx
One of my guys has appendix surgery. I was the one in close proximity so I visited him in the hospital and did video call with our friends. Tell me why they sounded disappointed and said he should have died like a real man
@MobilePunch
What about Igbos that were recently treated like trash because of baseless propaganda in the just concluded elections? Shouldn't they go home to be counted so more funds can go into building their state of origin?
@Logiebo1
@MalachyOdo1
E better say u train 4 Lagos, come go another side embarrass yourself
Picture this... You move to Lagos from another state. Sitting comfortably waiting 4 d bus to park well while sipping ur Chapman with gala like a respectable citizen
Be like you wan come down 4 d last bus stop
@sambo_alameen
@chemicalbrodar
Lol. DC is doing well with their animations but in the area of movies, no matter their year, Marvel will still outdo them except by a miracle
The crowd at Voters card registration Center yesterday at TBS Lagos state.
The Peter Obi effect!
@inecnigeria
Extension deadline is a must!
#PeterObi2023
@ObaloluwaOlawo1
@lasisielenu
Babe, calm down. It's for laughs. When he did the one for lawyers, didn't you laugh? If you didn't laugh, why didn't you tell him to stop?
Yesterday, it's lawyers, today it's doctors. Tomorrow, could be my profession. Don't take it serious
Someone said Reno Omokri is proof that grey hair and empty brain can exist in the same head
Statements like this slap harder than African mothers who found out you collected food from a stranger
@_Matriach
I told a friend this. Relationship is a full time job. The way you give priority to your job, business, school, you also do same for relationship. If you come with the mindset of making it work, then you have to put in the work
The Nigerian government ignored
#Anonymous
warning to
#EndSARS
An entity that has hacked Mastercard, Sony and even the Bank of America. But your government that uses Windows 7 for conference meetings think they are small children. Now CBN, NPF, INEC, EFCC are down 😂
@cosmocapesh1t
Just went through the entire comments and no one thought to mention this???
I don't know what that second rubbish is but that's not TMNT
@danielmarven
I was in school then. She asked for food. I went under d sun to get her something nice. Fried rice, turkey and cold Fanta Apple. I later went to one guy's room to collect something and I saw the same colour of plate and spoon with Fanta Apple with the exact packaging beside him
@imam__abubakar
Punctuation and spelling are both taught in schools.
But of course, your "parents" didn't go to school. All they know is dragging government seat.
Set awon next level supporters
16 years ago, a king was born. Today, I got balloons. It's been a crazy 365 TBvH but I look forward to another round. God, na me and you o
Happy sweet 16 to me. Please, y'all should help me with my wishlist 🥺🙏🏿
Mercy Chinwo is not talked about enough. When the Bible talks about the angels praising God in heaven, I'm sure they sing her songs 😍😫
#TheExperience17
In the sense of relationships: Marketing is carrying yourself and looking good so that babe notices you. Sales is the entire process of asking her out till she agrees to be your girlfriend. Business development is everything you do while dating, making it the best experience.
@edomalo
I don't SUPPORT. As obidients, RIGGING shouldn't be a means TO win. Let's just MAKE our way to the top. PETER OBI is a man of integrity and WIN or lose, we *ALL know we did our best. No *CAPS.
Remember before the election when they said everyone is entitled to their choices? Now, choice'm. Choice gi. Choice madu nile. Shege no later go round? Unu na kọ gheri
@HemButs
I'll do u one that'll burst brains.
A pension company should make an ad. Children return from work late at night and gives dad the money to buy knorr for food while the mom unloads bags of cement from a truck
In Nigeria, the best way to know if you are fine is if you do bad thing...
It's either "Eeyah, he/she's a fine boy/girl" or "He/she resemble person wey fit do am sef"
Judge yourself accordingly
@OlisaOsega
The most silly thing people said during the election was "They are all the same"... It takes a special kind of courage to show the public that you're not learned and so reluctant to learn.
#GoAndVerify