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2 years

The Last Morrison And then Scotty said to the disciples - “One of you will portray me” “No! Not I!” the disciples all cried as one: “I’ve never pretended to be anyone else!” #auspol #insiders

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7 months

Doesn’t seem like the image was manipulated at all to me. I fail to see what everyone is going on about #KateMiddleton

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3 months

Bad geography joke

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4 months

BREAKING Gardening Australia’s Jane Edmondson counselled by ABC management after calling a spade a spade

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2 years

BREAKING Calls for the Herald Sun to quit politics after devastating loss in the Victorian state election. #VicVotes2022 #auspol #insiders

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2 years

The US spent two decades convincing the world to fight a war for ‘freedom’ against religious fundamentalists only to turn around around and let their country’s laws be controlled by religious fundamentalists.

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3 years

Australia is suffering from Long Morrison

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8 months

BREAKING People in Dunkley say they are too afraid to go out during the day due to roaming gangs of Liberal Party politicians

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8 months

BREAKING Peter Dutton says people in Canberra are too afraid to go out at night due to the fear of tripping over Barnaby Joyce

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3 years

BREAKING Scott Morrison’s test for leadership qualities comes back negative

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2 years

“I’ll admit in hindsight April Sun In Cuba on the ukulele was unnecessary. But you should be grateful. Because somewhere, not far from this place, people are being forced to sing You Are My Sunshine”

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4 years

"You look tired Scotty" "I am Lyn. I've been flat out like a lizard drinking. I tell you I really need a break." "Is that your phone ringing pet?" "Yeah, probably just Jen and the kids again. Or Victoria."

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4 years

BREAKING Morrison announces ban on Dutch government ministers entering Australia in order to prevent the spread of the Accountability-2021 virus.

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8 months

Some personal news. I won Powerball last night and have purchased Newington College. It will become exclusively LGBTQIA+ from 2025.

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7 months

BREAKING Furious Pauline Hanson lashes out at Sussan Ley over sending out a tweet about foreign criminals and the women of Dunkley. ‘I’ve had an absolute gutful of this behaviour. That’s my material, and she’s gone and stolen it out of my mouth like a seagull snatches my chips!’

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3 years

Tim Wilson canvassing the views of a wide variety of people in East Hampton today about the irrelevance of Twitter

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3 years

Meanwhile, somewhere on the Northern Beaches… “Dear President of Pfizer, I hope this fax finds you well…”

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7 months

Just at the self serve checkout at my local Woolies and WTAF? 😳

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2 years

Sorry David Speers, Robodebt was not a ‘blunder of public administration’. It was entirely intentional. The LNP government ignored warnings that it was illegal. #abc730

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3 months

Just stop it with those childish memes you lot. This is your last warning

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3 months

"My name is Kevin, I'm from Queensland and I'm here to help,''

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3 years

On this day in 2043, ex Prime Minister and now shopping channel presenter and part-time pastor, Scott Morrison, welcomed news of the delivery of the first nuclear powered submarine to Australia, which happened to coincide with the release of the Gaetjens Report. “We got there”

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2 years

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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2 years

#BarnabyInArchitecture

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2 years

Has there ever been a footballer who has refused to wear a strip emblazoned with a betting company logo because of their ethical or cultural or religious beliefs? 🤔

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2 years

“I said love, I said pet. I pet, I said love. Here I am working my fingers to the bone in the Senate for a miserly $211,150 a year. I said no. I can’t possibly pass the bill to increase your low wages until after Christmas. I’m too busy” “That’s what you get for caring Jacqui”

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2 years

BREAKING Logo attempts to disassociate itself from troubled airline

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2 years

Normal scenes at Melbourne airport this morning. (Captured by nephew)

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5 years

"I texted love, I texted pet. I texted pet, I texted love. Here I am working my fingers TO THE BONE, three hours a day, 2 days a week. I said no, I don't have time to write a Special Envoy For The Drought report." "That's what you get for caring Barnaby" #auspol #insiders

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8 months

The First Fleet arrived on 18 January 1788. Governor Arthur Phillip rejected Botany Bay because the Woolies there didn’t sell any Australia Day merch, choosing instead Port Jackson, which had a Coles, as the site for the new colony. They arrived there on 26 January 1788

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15 days

Are they all Scott Morrison though? 🤔

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#BREAKING 🚨 National Anti-Corruption Commission says SIX current or former MPs are under investigation

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5 years

Tired, tired, tired. I said love, I said pet. I said pet, I said love. Here I am burning for you 4 days a week, 13 weeks a year. I said, I don't hold a hose. I don't sit in a control room. I said no, I'll be back when I'm rested. That's what you get for caring Scott.

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7 months

Meanwhile, in Fountain Lakes… Kath and #KateMiddleton

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7 months

BREAKING Sussan Ley says that locals have told her that foreigners in electric boats are throwing baby Toyota Hi-Luxs and other SUVs overboard off the coast of Frankston in attempt to steal the weekend off the women of Dunkley and why isn’t Anthony Albanese stopping them

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2 years

If Twitter dies over the weekend I assume if you’re in Australia you put these out #RIPTwitter

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3 years

If Andrew Laming, Angus Taylor and Stuart Robert didn’t do anything bad enough to be sacked, I wonder what Scott Morrison did to get sacked from Tourism Australia?

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1 year

Meanwhile on Grand Designs Canberra… “Ivan has been working on his dream embassy for five years, and hoped to be in by Christmas. He’s run into some terrible problems with planning permits with the local council but refuses to budge. I see disaster and ruin ahead…”

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7 months

Woolworths CEO demonstrates self check out #4Corners

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3 months

Easy

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3 months

Name a more iconic trio than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.

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8 months

BREAKING Australian voters genuinely shocked to find out that Ben Fordham, Natalie Barr, Peta Credlin and Andrew Bolt are not political staffers in Peter Dutton's office

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2 years

“Of course I accept and understand deeply the Westminster concept of ministerial responsibility Brian. It was my responsibility as minister to ensure that someone who wasn’t a minister was responsible for the illegal things we were quite excited about getting done”

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4 months

My new exhibition Fine Art Rinehart is now on at the National Poor Trait Gallery (next door to Barbra Streisand’s house) until I get over it or everyone loses interest #FineArtRinehart 1. Sooking Woman

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4 years

@IanKarmel A Flock of Seagulls. This actually happened to me. I just ran...

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9 months

Why don't we start a rumour that Australia Day flags and thongs have 5G antennas in them, just to mess with their minds

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3 months

"Dad, set of seven nuclear reactors" "How much?" "The bloke reckons 100 billion dollars" "Tell him he's dreamin'"

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2 years

Jesus was a carpenter Scott was a DIY cabinet maker #auspol

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1 month

I wish to nominate Emma Alberici as the new Managing Director of the ABC

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2 years

BREAKING Victorian Liberal Party to open Melbourne cafe so they can get more media exposure to complain about everything.

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2 years

They thought I was crazy all those years ago for doing a Visual Arts degree. They thought it wouldn’t lead to anything. But I showed them. I can now put an image of a sleeping Barnaby Joyce in multiple well known artworks and post them to Twitter, so it was worth it after all. 🖕🏻

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8 months

BREAKING Live pictures just in from Scott Morrison’s farewell dinner with all his Parliamentary friends and colleagues

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1 month

Funny how Scott Morrison was very concerned about the stress Linda Reynolds was experiencing and her health, and wasn’t concerned at all about the stress his Robodebt scheme was inflicting on thousands of ordinary people and ruining their health.

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7 months

Funny how the mainstream media was obsessed about who was funding ‘teal’ independents, but seems little interested in who’s funding Advance Australia #DunkleyVotes

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4 months

The future of the Liberal Party in one photo

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2 years

I don’t how nobody ever picked this up before now…😱

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1 year

BREAKING Rinehart Group leader Ygivmy Joyce reportedly within 20km of Canberra, demanding that Coalition Federation President Vladimir Dutin remove poorly performing generals David Littlebrowed and Bridge Too Far McKenzie #NatSpill #auspol

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2 months

Meanwhile, on Defamation Roadshow, Fiona is challenged to work out which item is the most costly - Linda Reynold’s jacket, Bruce Lehrmann’s hat, or Ben Robert’s Smith’s USB?

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1 year

If Alan Joyce tries to leave Australia they should just keep booking him on flights that have already been cancelled. It only seems fair

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3 months

"Peter says that he going to get not just one - but seven - seven! of these sleek modernist marvels built in 10 years, and come in on budget. I think his schedule is ambitious to say the least. He hasn't even got council planning permits yet!" #GrandNuclearDesignsAustralia

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8 months

Barnaby Joyce invents new yoga pose called Downward Flog

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8 months

“The Barnaby Joyce you walk past lying on a footpath is the Barnaby Joyce you accept” Traditional National Party saying

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2 months

Disappointed that the Channel 7 News astrologer didn’t foresee the Trump shooting

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7 months

Doesn’t look manipulated to me #KateMiddleton

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4 years

If Scott Morrison wears a face mask I’m calling it a smirken.

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3 years

Dutton thinks that 700 million for a quarantine facility near Shepparton is a waste of money. Note that his government is funding 500 million on extending the National War Memorial and floated another 50 million for a Captain Cook centre. “Values”

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1 year

Dear Mr Prigozhin, I hope this fax finds you well. I too am more than willing to shirtfront Mr Putin. You bet I will, you bet you are. Please send employment application for Wagner Group. Yours sincerely Tones

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4 years

If Sky News assumes Brett Sutton has resigned because he’s taking a few days off, one can only imagine what they’d report about Scott Morrison or Peter Dutton disappearing for a few days.... Oh wait...

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4 years

@WholesomeMeme Sesame Street - Weekend at Bert and Ernie's

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2 years

@RonniSalt Got love Barnaby telling Morrison that people just wanted to change the curtains. The floorboards were rotten, the walls mouldy and damp. The roof leaked. We moved houses. We didn’t friggin redecorate

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3 months

Stop it with those childish memes you lot. Just stop.

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1 year

“It’s very simple Brian. Ministerial responsibility wasn’t my responsibility as minister. It’s the responsibility of the Department. We’ve made that very clear time and time again. It’s even in our contract, not that I saw or signed off on that either, of course” #auspol

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4 years

BREAKING Perth Zoo to commence captive breeding program of last remaining pair of the states Liberal MPs in last ditch attempt to stave off extinction of the species

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3 years

As part of my routine responsibilities as an MP I was volunteering at a mass vaccination centre in Sydney when I was startled by a deer and accidentally slipped and injected 160 boys from a wealthy private school who happened to be nearby with the Pfizer vaccine.

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2 years

“I said love, I said pet. I said pet, I said love. I said ‘No, I’m the victim here. I’ve spent my entire life serving this nation. I was so stressed I fell to the floor in my office.’ “That’s what you get for caring Linda. At least the carpet had been recently steam cleaned..”

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3 months

BREAKING A furious Peter Dutton says that if Woolies don’t start selling small modular reactors in commemorative ANZAC biscuit tins he’ll nationalise them

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7 months

'Hi, is this Woolworths? Scott Morrison here. I just heard about Brad, and was wondering if you need a CEO that comes across really well in interviews and doesn't get tetchy, well I'm your.. Hello? I was also going to mention my extensive experience with strawberries... Hello?'

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11 months

“Hi Rishi, it’s Scomo…. …Scott Morrison….former Prime Minister of Australia…. …anyway, I’ve heard you’re appointing former PM’s to ministries, and can I just say I’ve got heaps, and I mean HEAPS of ministerial experience… ..hello? You still there?….”

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2 months

Dear President of Microsoft, I hope this fax finds you well. I have been experiencing difficulty logging into my MySpace account this afternoon. My login is Tones123 and my password is Peta4me Can you provide assistance please? Yours sincerely, Tones

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4 months

So government bodies decide to prosecute whistleblowers and decide not to investigate politicians and public servants who did illegal acts re Robodebt. Can you see the public perception problem @AlboMP ?

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If Qantas is forced to sell Jetstar, should The Liberals be forced to sell off The Nationals? 🤔

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2 years

I wonder if the board of Qantas has considered that the role of CEO would be much cheaper if it were to be outsourced? 🤔

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8 months

Dear Peter, I hope this fax finds you well. I was just watching Basil Zempilas on the television announce that he has joined the Liberal Party. Can I humbly suggest that he’d make a terrific Minister for Women in your next government. Yours sincerely Tones

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10 months

BREAKING Hundreds of homeless people gather outside Channel 7 buildings in major cities across Australia demanding to be interviewed

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3 years

Q-estion: Is locking up children on an island a form of 'ritual child abuse'?🤔

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2 years

Nothing could be more Scott Morrison than squatting at Kirribilli House due to failing to organise your renovations for years and not having the tradie skills to do it yourself, despite pretending to be one for years. #SquatMorrison

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1 year

BREAKING Queue of over 200 hopeful young people forms outside Philip Lowe’s house in Randwick for ‘open for adoption’ applying to be one of his children so that they can move back in with him. #auspol #insiders #HousingCrisis

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I wonder if the ATO might be thinking of having a look at Bruce Lehrmann's recent tax returns and seeing if he reported all forms of income he received in the last two years? 🤔

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1 year

BREAKING Sources say that Stuart Robert is contemplating revealing that he was in a secret relationship with Scott Morrison for five years in attempt to get off lightly in likely upcoming NACC investigations

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3 years

As a Melbournian, I think that Scott Morrison just needs to move on from the idea of 'reconnecting with voters' in Victoria

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4 months

And then Gina said unto her likenesses ‘one of you will portray me, and my poor traits’

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4 years

Heh Scotty, I've devised an inexpensive solution that will ensure Parliament is COVID safe so that you can all return to work. Always happy to help. Cheers 🧢👍👍 #auspol #insiders

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8 months

Australia Day Gothic

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3 years

Woofhead and Boofhead

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1 year

Non-Australian - ‘why are they called the Matildas?’ Australian - ‘well you see they’re named after this famous song about a guy who steels a sheep and hides it in a bag and drowns himself instead of getting arrested by the cops…’

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4 years

And then he turned to the disciples and said "This is coal. Don't be afraid" #ScottyTheSaviour

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1 year

BREAKING ABC TV to launch new show Sick ‘Em Rex, hosted by Rex Patrick, that exposes political wrongdoings uncovered by FOI requests and other investigations, with regular panelists including Jommy Tee, Ronni Salt, Anthony Klan, Michael West, and Paul Karp

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4 months

Weeping Woman Billionaire

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2 months

Australia should pull out of AUKUS. The US is too politically unstable and untrustworthy to be our security partner

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1 year

Barnaby Joyce watching the 2022 Bathurst 1000 live at his local. August 14 2023

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2 years

FFS, one the main reasons the community independents won Liberal seats was that people were utterly sick of the lack of integrity in the Coalition. Why do commentators minimise this? #insiders

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BREAKING The ABC announces new panel show to replace The Drum that will delve deeply into all the issues most Australians couldn’t give a rat’s arse about.

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2 years

In a twist nobody saw coming, Alan Tudge, making his resignation speech to Parliament, dramatically peels off his face to reveal he was Scott Morrison all along

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