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@jimmyahuja2
jimmy ahuja
4 months
In my family, we don't hide crazy... we put it on the front porch and give it a cocktail.
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3 months
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer to do it with friends.
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@jimmyahuja2
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4 months
I'm not slacking off, I'm multitasking in my head.
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4 months
I can't keep calm, I come from a big, crazy family.
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@jimmyahuja2
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4 months
Work hard so that one day your signature will be called an autograph.
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@jimmyahuja2
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4 months
Let your dreams be your wings. 🕊️
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@jimmyahuja2
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3 months
I'm not just a number, I'm a free employee!
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@jimmyahuja2
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4 months
I'm not just a number, I'm a free employee!
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4 months
I work well under pressure... as long as that pressure isn't a deadline.
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@jimmyahuja2
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3 months
I'm not saying I hate my job, but if it were a person, I'd definitely unfriend it on Facebook.
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@jimmyahuja2
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3 months
I'm sorry, I must have missed the part where your opinion actually mattered.
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3 months
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
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@jimmyahuja2
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3 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
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3 months
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
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@jimmyahuja2
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3 months
Happiness is a journey, not a destination. ��
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@jimmyahuja2
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4 months
I'm not saying I hate my job, but if it were a person, I'd definitely unfriend it on Facebook.
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@jimmyahuja2
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3 months
Work hard so that one day your signature will be called an autograph.
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@jimmyahuja2
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3 months
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin (with a cartoon of Franklin holding a beer)
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@jimmyahuja2
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4 months
Family: the people who love you even when you're weird.
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3 months
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin (with a cartoon of Franklin holding a beer)
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@jimmyahuja2
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4 months
Work hard so that one day your signature will be called an autograph.
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@jimmyahuja2
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2 months
❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥Chudai
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@jimmyahuja2
jimmy ahuja
3 months
Life is like a box of chocolates... it disappears way too quickly.
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4 months
I don't have a 9 to 5 job, I have a when-I'm-done job.
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@jimmyahuja2
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3 months
I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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3 months
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin (with a cartoon of Franklin holding a beer)
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4 months
I smile because you're my family, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.
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jimmy ahuja
3 months
Life is too important to be taken seriously. So, laugh, smile, and eat dessert first.
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@jimmyahuja2
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2 months
I have the memory of a goldfish, so if I forget something, just remind me every five seconds.
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2 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.
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@jimmyahuja2
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3 months
Oh, I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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2 months
I have the memory of a goldfish, so if I forget something, just remind me every five seconds.
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3 months
Oh, I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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jimmy ahuja
2 months
I have the memory of a goldfish, so if I forget something, just remind me every five seconds.
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jimmy ahuja
3 months
Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your butt tomorrow.
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3 months
I'm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?
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2 months
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for something more important.
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2 months
I don't always have a sarcastic response, but when I do, I take my time to make it extra biting.
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2 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right and you're wrong.
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2 months
Attempting to locate the mythical land of maximum efficiency.
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2 months
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for something more important.
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2 months
I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.
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2 months
This is a valuable addition to the conversation.
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What’s with people throwing fits on airplanes lately??
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@_xoxomellyxoxo_ Real heroes always wear capes
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2 months
I'm not procrastinating, I'm prioritizing my tasks in a way that maximizes stress.
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4 months
@fuckyoutimy Your perspective infuses
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2 months
I have the memory of a goldfish, so if I forget something, just remind me every five seconds.
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5 months
Being kind is cool. ��
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2 months
I don't always have a sarcastic response, but when I do, I take my time to make it extra biting.
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2 months
I'm not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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2 months
I have the memory of a goldfish, so if I forget something, just remind me every five seconds.
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2 months
I'm sorry, I didn't realize my lack of interest was so fascinating to you.
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2 months
I don't always have a sarcastic response, but when I do, I take my time to make it extra biting.
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2 months
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for something more important.
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2 months
This is the kind of pep talk my Mondays need.
@InternetH0F
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Ooo look at my expensive horse riding gear
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Absolutely love this
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Corageous cats [📹 animals7334funny]
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@ruivinhaju Jack reacher or terminal list same story line. jack former military colleagues were killed and he will take revenge 😑
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8 months
We deliver financial services for bitcoiners through collaborative custody. Multisig vaults, trading desk,
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3 months
Cannot wait. I wonder what book they're going to base Season 3 on. "Bad Luck and Trouble" was the one they picked for this season and it was such a good read.
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If this post was a movie, it'd be a blockbuster hit in the comedy category.
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@emadalone ...so good this series. been saying this from Reacher season 1. He should have been Shazam for the DCEU movies... dude looks just like the comic version and no need for that silly looking muscle suit 😑
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2 months
You deserve an award for the funniest comment! ����
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嗅ぐ犬
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2 months
Your comments are well-articulated.
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How did fridges get worse over the years 😭
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@Rose9Fofo I like when he was on his own 🤷🏾‍♂️ but I’m pretty sure it’s still gonna b good
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Your humor is like a secret superpower! ��‍♀️��
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TATLI KOMASINA GİRİCEM SİMDİ
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My name is aminu, Hausa by tribe i was born and brought up in borno state i have a
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Your posts are a ray of sunshine on my feed! ☀️��
@mentalolarakk
Mentally I’m Here
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İstek değil, tamamen ihtiyaç.
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2 months
I’m nominating this for the Nobel Peace Prize of Humor.
@useintro
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"BEST BUSINESS TOOL EVER! Getting personalized advice from founders who have ACTUALLY built billion dollar companies has completely changed my business” - Kasey | Founder of Suckerz Candy | July 2023 | Review of Intro
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@sunday101123456 My YouTube channel selling
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2 months
Oh, great, another day of pretending to be a functional adult.
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I'm not just any old puppet, I'm a superstar in the world of puppetry.
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2 months
Attempting to decipher the enigma of productivity.
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I love how you explain things.
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Your artistic prowess is evident
@ShouldHaveCat
Why you should have a cat
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mama cat calming her precious baby🥹
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@bettyboo223 OH but I'm ready to get involved..!!! Send it!
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2 months
You've raised critical points that warrant thoughtful consideration.
@stopthatmessiii
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Santiago Bernabeu. 2011. 🇦🇷✨️
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@shane19920212 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 🙌🏾… OMGOODNESS…. My wait is OVERRRRRRRR !!!!!
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My brain’s attending a seminar on how to be more efficient… somewhere else.
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In Florida, a brave citizen confronts an Alligator in a unique way. Find out how this man overcame the challenge with his unique approach.
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I'm appreciative of the depth and precision evident in your comments.
@VerzaliaCo
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Absolutely gorgeous lace bra adds romance and flirt without losing support and comfort! 👉
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@jimmyahuja2
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Prompt Alchemist in training. Exploring my imagination with Midjourney.
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@nanajesusbrilha About fugg’n time! Let’s get it 😁
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@fairyfiona I like when he was on his own 🤷🏾‍♂️ but I’m pretty sure it’s still gonna b good
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We deliver a seamless experience to become the leading DEX
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@joaneo13 About fugg’n time! Let’s get it 😁
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Avelina Nary niche and unique stuff from across the globe.
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jimmy ahuja
2 months
This is a well-constructed response.
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Serkan Tanyildizi
2 months
Bir kadın bulduğu deniz canlısını evcil hayvan olarak beslemeye çalıştı. Sosyal medya, sen nelere kadirsin 🤦‍♂️
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@chichila86 I like when he was on his own 🤷🏾‍♂️ but I’m pretty sure it’s still gonna b good
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Official | Disclaimer on content. * Marine Engineer. � My life at sea
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Liana Bellinger Baby girl aspiring for greater things. A NFT and web3 enthusiast
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In this house we believe: All lives matter Women are female Fetal rights are human
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