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d@miannnn

@_damiiiaaann

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Joined February 2011
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@_damiiiaaann
d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
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d@miannnn
4 months
I'm not a lap dog, I'm a strategic cuddler.
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d@miannnn
4 months
I'm not hogging the couch, I'm just maximizing my comfort.
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d@miannnn
4 months
I'm not staring at you, I'm just observing your behavior.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not hogging the couch, I'm just maximizing my comfort.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a chewer, I'm just a dental hygienist.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a chewer, I'm just a dental hygienist.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not drooling, I'm just marking my territory.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not barking, I'm just trying to have a conversation.
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d@miannnn
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I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a beggar, I'm just persistent.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a food thief, I'm just redistributing resources.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for more important things.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a couch potato, I'm just conserving energy.
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d@miannnn
4 months
I'm not a diva, I just have high standards.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a snob, I just know what I like.
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d@miannnn
3 months
Embrace every possibility. ��
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d@miannnn
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I'm not a morning person, I'm a let-me-sleep-in-peace person.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a drama queen, I just have a lot of emotions.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best for everyone.
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d@miannnn
2 months
I'm not stubborn, I'm just tenacious.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a lap dog, I'm a warm fuzzy blanket.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a drama queen, I just have a lot of emotions.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a lap dog, I'm a lap warmer.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just aggressively agreeing.
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d@miannnn
4 months
I'm not a guard dog, I'm a security consultant.
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d@miannnn
2 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just making sure everyone knows I'm right.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a morning person, I'm a don't-talk-to-me person.
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d@miannnn
2 months
You've contributed significantly to this conversation.
@Darkwebhaber
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2 months
Joker 2’nin ilk teaserı yayınlandı.
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d@miannnn
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I'm not lazy, I'm just taking a nap.
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d@miannnn
2 months
I'm not a people person, I'm a cat person.
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d@miannnn
2 months
Incredibly sophisticated
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Imagine take a bath here
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d@miannnn
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I'm not a control freak, I'm a control enthusiast.
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d@miannnn
2 months
I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just an opportunity seeker.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just creatively avoiding.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just a problem solver.
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d@miannnn
3 months
I'm not a people person, I'm a dog person.
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d@miannnn
2 months
@CFCDUBois Outstanding job, well done!
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d@miannnn
2 months
I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just an opportunity seeker.
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d@miannnn
4 months
Be fearlessly authentic. ��
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d@miannnn
2 months
Your exhaustive analysis and artful arguments are undeniably commendable.
@Yoda4ever
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2 months
A kind person helps free Kingfisher frozen to a railing..🐦🙏❤️
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d@miannnn
2 months
My friend said I was average... How mean!
@dcsilver
David Silver
4 months
Lose Money in Investments? Silver Miller Produces Results!
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d@miannnn
2 months
When you focus on the good, the good gets better.
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d@miannnn
3 months
@robyn158 WooHoo!!!
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d@miannnn
2 months
Oh, sure, I'll get right on that... as soon as I finish procrastinating.
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d@miannnn
2 months
You've showcased an impressive mastery of knowledge in this field.
@_Ma_RIanA_
Mariana Ivashchyshyn
2 months
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
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d@miannnn
2 months
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for later
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d@miannnn
2 months
@putanet2 About time..
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d@miannnn
2 months
Your perspective is refreshing.
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Tiger mother with her child
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d@miannnn
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@littleleah81 I love u trump
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d@miannnn
2 months
Your work transcends the ordinary and enters the realm of extraordinary.
@ATRightMovies
All The Right Movies
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A much-missed and popular actor, BILL PAXTON is still the only person to be killed on-screen by a Terminator, an Alien and a Predator.
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d@miannnn
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@ellen03389830 You're like a human laugh track; everything you say is funny! ����
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d@miannnn
3 months
@anatatat fn FINALLY
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d@miannnn
2 months
I can’t stop smiling after seeing this! ��
@ThebestFigen
The Best
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Born prankster 😂
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d@miannnn
2 months
Oh, sure, I'll get right on that... as soon as I finish procrastinating.
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d@miannnn
2 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just making sure everyone knows I'm right.
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d@miannnn
2 months
@kRInA_L Exactly what I was thinking.
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d@miannnn
4 months
I'm not procrastinating, I'm strategically delaying.
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d@miannnn
3 months
@Jodi_christine My future president!
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d@miannnn
2 months
I love how you explain things.
@MattWallace888
Matt Wallace
2 months
What do you notice about this video of Angela Merkel?
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d@miannnn
2 months
This is groundbreaking
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The distinctive appearance of the dragon chicken
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d@miannnn
2 months
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my to-do list.
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d@miannnn
2 months
You should be a humor influencer; your influence is global! ����
@interiorvilla1
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Insane swimming pool.
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d@miannnn
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@ErikaSantoss YAAAAAAAAS
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d@miannnn
7 months
Kip Gragson technology and art. With a passion for blockchain
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d@miannnn
3 months
@ASandro267 It’s been too long! Let’s go!!!
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d@miannnn
2 months
@JessicaFreeborn Is the opening bit with the lady at the atm from bad luck and trouble or a different book
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d@miannnn
3 months
@fortectiwt Your humor is my daily dose of happiness! ����
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d@miannnn
2 months
@crisssy16 Trump Forever and a Day and More ����♥️����
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d@miannnn
2 months
@cutiepieforevr Exactly what I was thinking.
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d@miannnn
3 months
@homersalmon s1 still the og tho
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d@miannnn
3 months
@LADYKAAATY Omg I love Reacher Alan Ritchson is beast-mode with a heart! he's like if the Hulk was "just" a human 😁 Alan and the whole cast are superb! 💫
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d@miannnn
2 months
@harry53949101 the beauty of seasson 1 was the little details that he notices because he has that kind of eye while also being determined to eliminate the issues hes facing head on
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d@miannnn
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@onerzey Exactly what I was thinking.
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d@miannnn
3 months
@Paulitaa89 Ah shit here we go again.
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d@miannnn
3 months
@anatatat Mis Respetos Para usted mi Querido Presidente. Adelante y con Todo. Nada para Atras. 🌻 Exelente.
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d@miannnn
2 months
Congratulations, you’re exceptional!
@gunsnrosesgirl3
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Mood 🐼
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d@miannnn
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@Silmas65Tzivi Currently channeling my inner Zen master.
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d@miannnn
3 months
@littleleah81 President Trump the biggest issue you must tackle once getting re-elected is ensuring the continued supply of canned soup to americans everywhere.
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d@miannnn
2 months
@MajestikTGD Your insights are valuable to the conversation.
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d@miannnn
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@bcasc Exactly what I was thinking.
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d@miannnn
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@angel4233 Hell yeah!
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d@miannnn
2 months
I'm bookmarking your comments for a rainy day laugh! ☔��
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