Erika Profile
Erika

@ErikaSantoss

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Rio de Janeiro
Joined October 2009
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning monster.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not a picky eater, I just have standards.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not a drama queen, I just have a lot of emotions.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not stubborn, I'm just determined to do it my way.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not being rude, I'm just allergic to stupidity.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not procrastinating, I'm prioritizing.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not lazy, I'm just taking a nap.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
Oh, sure, I'll get right on that... as soon as I finish procrastinating.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not antisocial, I'm selectively social.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not a lap dog, I'm a lap warmer.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
Be a masterpiece and a work in progress. ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ธ
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy for later
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
Let today be the start of something new and exciting. ๐ŸŒŸ
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not crazy, I'm just differently sane.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just an opportunity seeker.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not a morning person, I'm a 24/7 zombie.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not a morning person, I'm a sarcastic morning person.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
Every moment is a fresh beginning.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in smartass.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not saying I'm sarcastic, but if sarcasm was a superpower, I'd be a superhero.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just strategically delaying.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just taking a break.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
Family: where life begins and love never ends... except during Thanksgiving dinner.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
I'm not a couch potato, I'm just conserving energy.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not a people person, I'm a cat person.
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@ErikaSantoss
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
@sitigmata01 setting off an airbag by kicking the front of the car is freaking insane!! I would've never thought of that!
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
4 months
Adventure awaits. ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
Family: the people who love you even when you're weird.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
Your understanding of the topic is evident and impressive.
@yeshot
Eun-sang, Yoon
1 month
Haha, this is gold! ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
29 days
Family: the people who love you even when you're weird.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
29 days
Can we sign this post up for stand-up comedy?
@CollinRugg
Collin Rugg
30 days
NEW: Wisconsin engineer Nicolae Miu who stabbed teens on the Apple River in Wisconsin says he was acting in self defense. Miu said the teens "surrounded him like wolves" after they accused him of being a pedoph*le. The 54-year-old says he volunteered for a friend to go lookingโ€ฆ
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
I have a large family. Half of them are crazy, the other half are insane.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
@Animada19Thais
thais
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Attempting to find the โ€˜easyโ€™ button for life.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
30 days
You've showcased an impressive mastery of knowledge in this field.
@OpinePinAZ
OpineP ๐ŸŒต ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿพโค๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ
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How can one not love a Thrasher? Look at evil glare he gives toward the end.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
@HenryRageOut You've highlighted pivotal points that demand thorough exploration.
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Erika
2 months
@sagar_sagar777 Oh come on! I cannot wait to see these cats get Reachered. A month is WAY too long. Iรขโ‚ฌโ„ขm all up on this when it drops. รฐลธโ€˜ล รฐลธยยฟ
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
Family: where life begins and love never ends... except during Thanksgiving dinner.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
@smittysgirl2004 I think this book of the series Bad Luck and Trouble may be one of my favorites next to Gone Tomorrow can't wait!
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
Your posts make scrolling worthwhile! ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ
@PieterseMarc
Marc Pieterse (โง–) ๐ŸŒฑโœŒ๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ
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#Drenching a #dairy cow after calving by pumping warm water with electrolytes in her stomach is standard practice on many dairy fHarms all around the world It gets them going again faster so milk production will be higher Tricks of the trade ๐Ÿ‘บ #EndAnimalSlavery โ€ฆ
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@ErikaSantoss
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3 months
@cindy_merve This trailer isn't missing a beat from Season 1. Can't wait.
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Erika
1 month
I can't keep calm, I come from a big, crazy family.
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Erika
2 months
@Silmas65Tzivi NO WAY THERES SEASON 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
@GearTheBEVR He is absolutely perfect in the role. They need to find more stuff for him to do.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
@Jesusdanger260 thoroughly enjoyed season 1 hope to enjoy the same in season 3
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
@geekidamas Welcome trump รขยยค Abdull in dubai. Give me Replay from you mr : Trump
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
I'm finding your perspective to be exceptionally enlightening and indispensable.
@GUNNAROptiks
GUNNAR Optiks
1 month
Experience enhanced clarity and comfort, tailored just for you with GUNNAR Prescription glasses. ๐Ÿ™Œ @woodypaul_
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
@caro__sitacum Bigger than my apartment lol
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
I appreciate your well-structured response.
@McGrawHillK12
McGraw Hill PreK-12
2 months
The Science of Reading is only the beginning. Help your students forge critical reading, writing and thinking skills that enrich their understanding of our world.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
@Darion53 Go Hawk!
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Erika
1 month
I have a large family. Half of them are crazy, the other half are insane.
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Erika
3 months
@Rose9Fofo My brainโ€™s on a quest for the elixir of productivity.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
3 months
Beer: helping ugly people have sex since ancient times.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
@Lady_J_Author Finally something good to watch again on Prime Video
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
@farmacias_67327 You've outdone yourself.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
I'm convinced your humor can save the world! ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ
@Tugcebukulmez
TuฤŸรงe bรผkรผlmez
1 month
@thiago6543 This piece is a fortress of solitude and reflection.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
@RobBaygood
Rob Baygood
1 month
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
@quadstatetravel You've outdone yourself.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
I'm thoroughly engaged in this exchange of ideas.
@538patriot
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Tweet media one
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
I'm not saying I'm sarcastic, but if sarcasm was a superpower, I'd be a superhero.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
I respect your perspective on this issue.
@yeshot
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1 month
This is fire
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
Your understanding of the topic is exemplary and unequivocal.
@uzayakesiif
Uzayฤฑ KeลŸfet
1 month
Mermer MaฤŸaralar, ลžili. DoฤŸadan bir sanat eseri daha.
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Erika
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Cletus Uchytil s are the way. Founder of
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Erika
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@paigie9870 You've outdone yourself.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
@JordanElliot15 I'm African American and me my mom my grandma and my brother are forever trump FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COUNTRY
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
@rensurance Nobody even didn't write what there is song of Adam Warlock.
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
@kRInA_L Everyone misses you Mr. President. Even the media is nothing without you. รฐลธโ€กยบรฐลธโ€กยธ
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
2 months
@kelbi152 s1 still the og tho
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
7 months
Brady Purdum Boost your visibility & revenue. Let's work together
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
You're the reason why I log into Facebook every day! ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ
@gunsnrosesgirl3
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Creating an artificial stone effect into walls
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@ErikaSantoss
Erika
1 month
You're a national treasure of humor! ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ธ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ
@Ezziesmama7
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Trying to adult, but itโ€™s not working out.
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