Jess Margera @jessmargera Twitter profile

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Jess Margera

@jessmargera

1 year

If anyone in the LA area knows of bams current whereabouts or a hotel he might be at please call the LAPD immediately. I am trying to get them to ping his phone but as usual it’s a whole huge process and I don’t think we have that kind of time. If you guys could all retweet this

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2 of the best

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1 year

Ok I officially retract all my recent shit talk and tough love, rumor has it bam finally said enough is enough and agreed to go to treatment, if that is the case I am extremely proud of him. I knew he wouldn’t puss out and throw in the towel, it’s just not who he is. Let’s all

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1 year

I was on the road to ruin in 2004, living in LA playing the game drinking way too much doing too much drugs, then I found out about Ava and it scared the shit out of me. A little human depends on me. I can’t fuck up. I’m so glad I chose to be a good dad instead of a selfish fuck

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1 year

@TalbertSwan @PrincessBravato These cops are the biggest embarrassment of all time in the history of police

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1 year

Hey thanks for all the comments everyone, I’m fine

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1 year

Happy Mothers Day to the G.O.A.T. @AMargera

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10 months

Phil at studio 606 😍

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1 year

Can someone call the Guinness book of world records and have them add Bam to the #1 world record of blaming everyone else for his problems and playing the worlds greatest victim award 🥇

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@jessmargera

1 year

You know, if I ever fly off the reservation my brother better do what the fuck I’m doing for me. This shit is exhausting.

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Jess Margera

@jessmargera

1 year

Great tmz posted my tweets and pro meth people and Britney Spears people for some reason are really angry at me. I’m a god damn rock n roll drummer. Britney Spears and meth are 2 things I never thought would cross my path but here we are 😩

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1 year

@KellyLynn_Kells They found him safe 🙏 he texted me and my parents at 6 am this morning saying he loves us he loves Phoenix and he is “at peace” and that he took enough pills to stop his heart. And some really heartbreaking dark shit. Thanks to everyone who shared info today.

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Jess Margera

@jessmargera

2 months

Bill can’t go without weed for one hour just simply out of respect for someone in recovery says all I need to hear about Bill

Variety

@Variety

2 months

"Jackass" star Steve-O says he asked Bill Maher not to smoke pot during a potential interview and to respect his 16 years of sobriety. Maher allegedly refused. "I found it kind of upsetting when the Bill Maher podcast reached out and he smokes pot the whole time while he

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Sphere

@SphereVegas

5 months

What do you want to see on Sphere in 2024? 👀

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10 months

i just want to be serious for a second and say i really appreciate everyone that has given me guidance this year. a dude randomly stopped me in WC recently and told me he was in prison for 30 yrs because he was on a meth bender for days and killed someone (doesnt remember

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2 months

The transgender day thing is the new selective outrage, but it has always been on march 31st ever since 2009. Easter is on whatever fucking Sunday it is. You idiots find the dumbest shit to get fake mad over. You look dumb as fuck.

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@jessmargera

1 year

@D_Mike2023 Fuck publicity. I just want my brother to not be dead

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1 year

Me: hey @TMZ bam and I just released a song for charity to help school shooting victims. @TMZ : yawn Me: what if bam punches a copy of the cd into a hotel clerks face while breaking a whiskey bottle over his own head @TMZ what hotel?give us 20 min our camera crew will be there

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1 year

Ugh thank god the pic they keep showing of me on the news I’m wearing a Motörhead shirt. I don’t want to get haunted by Lemmy’s ghost for being a fackin wankah

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Jess Margera

@jessmargera

1 year

The new CKY album is the best we ever done. It just is. I know everyone always says that but it just is. It kind of has something for everyone. Old dogs new tricks. It’s in mixing mode right now and we are hoping to have it out by late summer or so. I’m fucking stoked on it 🫡

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Jess Margera

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5 months

20 years ago I bought a house w Ryan Dunn and when the neighbors waved and said hello the next day 4 huge flatbed trucks pulled up and planted full size trees 😆 I didn’t realize how rude that must have looked until now. Whoops

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1 year

This is true I heard

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1 year

Oh no! Ryan has gone WOKE. 😳

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1 year

Of all the guitars to smash while having a psychotic episode, bam chose the Martin acoustic we got from @BillyIdol Unforgivable.

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Jess Margera

@jessmargera

2 years

One time I made the mistake of telling Brandon DiCamillo that the most annoying thing on the planet is when the wait staff makes a spectacle because of someone’s birthday so from that day forth he told every restaurant we ever went to it was my bday. Every single time. For years.

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1 year

Bam is an awesome person when he's not fucked out of his skull on subtances. I wish he could understand this one day. If the bam stan accounts and the enabling bags of shit dont believe me... Evidence 🔽

CKY with Bam Margera- All My Friends Are Dead (full) live at the...

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1 year

Every time I would meet up with Ryan Dunn somewhere and someone was yelling at the tv at a sports game, Ryan would just yell back : THEY CANT HEAR YOU DIPSHIT! 😆 god damn I miss that a lot.

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Jess Margera

@jessmargera

1 year

Good news everyone. I just quit smoking and my patience & tolerance for stupid bullshit is even less now

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5 months

My dad finally watched avengers and he’s so pissed at me because I didn’t warn him Iron Man dies. Really pissed. He’s not answering my calls level pissed.

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@jessmargera

5 months

@ThisIsKyleR Try not to shoot anybody at your birthday party dipshit

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1 year

My mom on Anna Nicole smith: “I mean if your husband is on Medicaid you are in trouble” My dad: I’m on Medicaid My mom: … My dad: you are in trouble.

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11 months

Good to see @BrandonDico back to form doing what he does best. Dude could make a tax audit funny somehow. G.I. Joe Squirrels via @YouTube

G.I. Joe Squirrels

You might not have seen it in the cartoon but Cobra dealt with a lot more than Airtight, Alpine, Clean Sweep and Skidmark. Crows, Bluejays and squirrels we...

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1 year

The grand finale of bams funeral will be Jessica Dietzler. She will have to go to the podium and explain herself to me, my parents, and bams son. Who should be able to grow up with his father despite her best efforts.

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2 years

I was just informed my brothers “lawyer” sent him a text saying it’s totally fine if he has a drink or 2. How do I stand a fucking chance when there is a constant barrage of clueless assholes w/him at all times. Please people, help me. My beard is grey and I am fucking dying.

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1 year

I mean I can talk to my lightbulbs. My car can back out of the garage and pick me up at the front door. Police should be able to track a phone right? Apparently I’m the asshole

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@jessmargera

1 year

I had no idea how fucked up these people actually are

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen

@NoLieWithBTC

1 year

Holy shit. A Democrat just called out Missouri Sen. Mike Moon (R) for voting against a bill that would ban adults marrying 12-year-olds & the Republican doubled down: “Do you know any kids marriaged at age 12? I do, and guess what? They’re still married!”

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1 year

@EricIdle A dude wearing a dress is illegal but a kid on meth who hears voices can buy an AR15 no problem still. Sounds legit.

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@jessmargera

6 months

One time I walked off the bus in Glasgow and a scalper tried to sell me a CKY ticket, I showed him my laminate and said “I think I’m good mate” he said “ok well if that fake pass doesn’t work you know where to find me” and that’s why I love Scotland so much

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Jess Margera

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7 months

I found a picture of me and Ava in 2005. She is in college now 😭

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Jess Margera

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1 year

It had to do with Raab himself, a locker, and a cup full of shit

non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIder

1 year

What was the “big incident” at your High school?

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1 year

Police in a nutshell: “yes it’s abundantly clear he is dangerous and could snap at any minute and murder someone. ….But until he aaaaaaaactually ddddoooooeeeessss murder someone, there’s not much we can do.

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Jess Margera

@jessmargera

11 months

Hey @RakeYohn007 & @BrandonDico Remember when we freaked out all the people at Mariah Carey’s Christmas party 😆

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@jessmargera

4 years

I wish I could be screaming at the TV w this guy right now. There would probably be a dumpster full of broken TVs outside actually

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@jessmargera

1 year

@Loudwire Ville is a good dude. I think a phone call would be a good thing.

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@jessmargera

5 years

My dad has a shitload of marbles in his office in jars and his favorite thing to say when I show up there is “at least I didn’t lose my marbles yet.” And if you don’t appreciate that joke you should probably unfollow me

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Jess Margera

@jessmargera

5 years

Happy Birthday Bam, aka the only dude I would ever hold an alligator with. Love you bro

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@jessmargera

11 months

You guys tired of reading this shit yet. I am

Liam Nissan™

@theliamnissan

11 months

Jesus fucking Christ

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4 years

Icebergs are fake the titanic didn’t really sink lifeboats don’t save lives they faked the statistics shipbuilders are pedophile Satan worshippers etc. etc.

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Jess Margera

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2 years

Me and the singer from the band HIM went out for a smoke in Mexico City after soundcheck at the Pepsi center and some guy tried to sell us bootleg funko pops of us, to us. I still hate myself for not buying it.

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@jessmargera

1 year

I might have permanent hearing damage from bams desperate lame ass little “attack” while I was making coffee. If that’s the case all of my bands upcoming touring income he will be sued for and I will fucking win. I’m not a fun enemy to have.

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5 years

Billy Idol told me he listens to CKY records with his kids last night in New Jersey. Let’s keep in mind I had a Billy Idol poster on my wall when I was 6. I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life now.

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1 year

Phil missed this FaceTime today and he isn’t too happy about it to say the least

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@jessmargera

1 year

My gas tank of fucks is running on fumes this morning

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1 year

Thnx for the listens duderinos

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4 years

HBD Random Hero

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Jess Margera

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1 year

I would rather be on a plane with 100 crying babies and 12 crackheads screaming about chemtrails then have to sit next to this fuckin guy and have him talk at me for 9 seconds

Steve Kirsch

@stkirsch

1 year

I am on board a Delta flight right now. The person sitting next to me in first class refused $100,000 to remove her mask for the entire flight. No joke. This was after I explained they don’t work. She works for a pharma company.

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1 year

Had a good time over at @thenineclub tonight

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11 months

Hahahahah

Christopher David

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11 months

Chick magnet and noted expert on male masculinity, Andrew Tate, has been officially charged with kidnapping, human trafficking, sex trafficking and sexual abuse. He could face up to 20 years in Romanian jail.

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1 year

I’m surprised freebam people aren’t attacking Billy idol now for having common sense too

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@jessmargera

1 year

These dudes got nothing on my sibling dilemmas 😆

Loudwire

@Loudwire

1 year

WATCH: Noel Gallagher issues public challenge to Liam Gallagher on Oasis reunion - 'I f--king dare you to call me':

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16 days

A couple of rockstars showed up at our Baltimore show last night ❤️

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1 year

If thoughts & prayers worked, the pope wouldn’t need a fucking bulletproof jeep while visiting the United States

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1 year

Addicts are the worst y’all. I’m butthurt about it and I’m signing off for a while, I got a lot of work to do. Good night

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@davenewworld_2

1 year

This woman was sentenced to 14 years in prison for a DUI crash that killed 2 people

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One time CKY was playing the old House of Blues on sunset blvd and snoops bus rolled up across the st at the Hyatt house. Me and bam went on and said hello took 1 puff each. I went straight to Mars immediately and I found bam outside laying in a bush. Maybe it’s ok he quit 😆🍁

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2 years

Name this band.

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10 months

Trump owning a Boeing 737, lots of hotels and golf courses but still asking middle class Americans and poor people to pay his legal fees should tell you everything you need to know. Have a great weekend everyone 🤠

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10 months

Sup dudes. I have decided I wanna buy this place. I like it here. Bam wants 2m (I’m a little short 🥴) want me to play drums on your bands album? Let’s talk. Slide up inta mah DMs

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1 year

I know this is pretty common knowledge by now but I’m just reiterating that people who treat waiters/waitresses like shit almost always reveal themselves to be human dumpster fires later down the road. Avoid if poss.

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5 years

Phil in 1974. What a badass mf

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4 years

Whenever a group of Karen’s sit down next to us at the beach and complain about cigar smoke my mom would do a “chipping”. It’s when she throws a bunch of chips behind their beach chairs and they get attacked by seagulls like some kind of Alfred Hitchcock shit. My mom is a legend.

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@jessmargera

2 months

Sitting in the middle of my grandmoms funeral and an earthquake happened. She’s probably pissed at shitbird about something

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@jessmargera

11 months

@roadie28 I don’t know, I’ll have his doctors call you to find out what we should do

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Jess Margera

@jessmargera

5 years

To all the people that talk to me and say that a CKY album got them through tough times: I apologize if my reaction isn’t good enough because I know how it feels to have an album get you through something. I just don’t know what to say to such a good compliment. But just know

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1 year

Hey Elon Musk. Guess what. You don’t belong on Twitter. Give it to someone else. You know what you should be doing? Focusing on your car company. I just outran a news helicopter chasing me in one of your cars. You know how awesome that is? Get back to doing what you do best bruv.

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@jessmargera

2 months

Fuck off you orange fucking douchebag

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@Acyn

2 months

Trump: Now, If I don't get elected, it's gonna be a bloodbath. It's going to be a bloodbath for the country.

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1 year

More conversations like this one please 🙏

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@jessmargera

1 year

Clearly this is a cry for help, don’t you losers know anything? Ok bam we will get you help! Fuck you, you betraying backstabbers. (Any thoughts on how to deal with this? My parents and I just feel completely lost at this point)

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@jessmargera

1 year

More evidence :

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1 year

🤷‍♂️ hey. Sir lord Bam bam is gonna sir lord bam bam. It’s just the way it is.

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If you get married, eventually a lot of your life will be going somewhere for some boring event & the women get together and take 1400 selfies and talk about how crazy they were in college and the guys stand around and talk about football & lawnmowers. Smash the subscribe button

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@jessmargera

5 months

Hey @RakeYohn007 will you still come hang out on my patio this summer if I paint it with mustard? #mustardman #woowoo

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@jessmargera

2 years

I just want to make it clear that hundreds of people are mad at me right now for being mad about a mentally ill 18 yr old easily buying an assault rifle and spraying up a classroom of 8 year olds. 🤷‍♂️ yes, you read that right.

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1 year

If whatever you “stand for” requires you to hide your face, odds are you suck ass

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@krassenstein

1 year

BREAKING: A large group identified as the “Patriot Front” have been matching around the US Capitol building and National Mall this afternoon. The Patriot Front is a hate group in the United States that espouses white nationalism and neo-fascist ideologies. It originated from

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8 months

Had to go private on here before the shitness squad starts their campaign. I wish they would all suck my privates before going back to hell where they belong 👹

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2 years

I started using the broken mtv award I found under the staircase as an ashtray 😬

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1 year

This fucking lawyer met bam for the first time ever a few days ago. How does he sleep at night?

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1 year

I’m officially in sir lord bam bam country. There’s Ayahuasca in them thar hills 🔱

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2 years

I read a comment by some Ted Nugent looking douchebag saying the solution was to “make these kids wear kevlar vests to school” 6 months ago he was saying making his kid wear a mask to school during a virus outbreak was a “gross violation of freedom”

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4 years

I watched @gwar wear masks through a 45 minute outdoor set in Vegas. 115 degree heat. You can fucking put one on for 10 minutes while you buy a pack of Marlboros

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7 years

Tickets on sale Friday!

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11 months

Bumped into a dude I went to school w recently I haven’t seen in 25 years and he mentioned about how it was funny senior year I would always pull up in an obnoxious car blasting death metal tired from recording or playing a gig the night before. “So anyway how’s things?” “Same”😂

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2 years

Wawa cashier: cky hat. Niccceee Me: ha! Thanks. Wawa cashier: ever see them live? Me:

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6 years

watching @BAM__MARGERA slap a hotel manager across the face for kicking Vinnie Paul off the lobby drum set is one of my favorite things that has happened

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1 year

Bumped into a few homebizzles @AdamWallacavage @Brandon_Novak @missyrothstein_ @jimmypop

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8 years

Cool write up of my brothers new album, I play drums on some songs. So does chuck treece, gas lipstick and jussi69!

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2 years

Regarding the “arm teachers” argument, I’m not sure if you guys ever saw those videos w/me my brother and our friends but let me assure you if our teachers had guns we would have all been shot to death

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1 year

I don’t think it’s much of a secret that trump isn’t my favorite dude but the nickname mike pussy pence is pretty god damn hilarious if I’m being honest

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He’s basically admitting he commited crimes here by saying Pence needs to learn to shut his mouth.

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