The critics have spoken! "Incredibly juvenile and shallow." "Perpetually single." "The bane of western civilization." "Probably smells like cat pee." ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Ontarians: Doug Ford is missing.
Media: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
O: He stole $4.4B.
M: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
ON: Seniors are dying.
M: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
ON: The autism waitlist keeps growing.
M: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
ON: Schools are unsafe.
M: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
ON: HCW & hospitals are overwhelmed.
M: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
Doug: I am digging with a mini shovel.
M: OMG 📸📸📸
I don’t care what this man looks like. I care that he supported the convoy, has team members who hang out with Nazis, is a rage-farming wood-stroking dog whistler, and has no platform other than being mad at Trudeau and telling you Canada is broken.
No thanks.
#NeverPoilievre
Two years after delivering donuts to Ottawa occupiers, ‘Canada Goose Man’ is identified: he’s a Conservative rage farmer who lives at Stornoway.
Am I doing journalism right?
After 10 weeks of holiday,
#DougFord
had 3 days of work this week and only showed up for part of the day twice. For this incredible work ethic he earns a salary of $208,974.
But please tell us more about people sitting around collecting government handouts,
@fordnation
.
#onpoli
Well, the ding dong parade just lolloped past my building so I made a sign and stood on the sidewalk for about 15 painful minutes. My friends, these are not our best and brightest.
I did get called sweetheart a bunch of times, so that’s nice.
Ugh. Back to work.
#FreedumbMarch
I just want to reassure
@fordnation
that even though 2 weeks wasn’t a realistic time frame for teachers to plan graduation ceremonies for every single grade, 362 days is plenty of time for us to plan your retirement party.
See you then!
#VoteFordOut2022
#VoteThemAllOut2022
I don’t care what he wears.
I don’t care what he looks like.
I don’t care about his marital status.
I care that he’s courting the far-right and doesn’t seem to have a platform other than being mad at Trudeau and telling us that Canada is broken.
No thanks.
#NeverPoilievre
In light of the ongoing trauma the Neville-Lake family are faced with, I'm calling on
@fordnation
and
@sflecce
to do whatever it takes to remove the Muzzo name from this tower at the Cortellucci Vaughan Hospital.
Absolutely heartbreaking.
Do the right thing.
Let me get this straight. Instead of paying nurses a fair wage,
@fordnation
is going to pay lawyers to fight against a court decision saying he should pay nurses a fair wage?
And when Doug and the
@OntarioPCParty
say they’re
#WorkingForWorkers
, they mean lawyers?
Got it.
Hi
@Sflecce
. I know visiting public schools isn’t really your thing, and you don’t often venture outside of Vaughan, and my students don’t have parents who are developers, donors, or Cortelluccis, but I’m extending an invitation (3rd time!) to come spend a day with us in Grade 1.
On the rare occasions that I criticize
@fordnation
, I sometimes get this absolutely scathing reply from Ford fans, “Now do Trudeau!”
🙃
Today I’m taking their advice.
Doug refused to testify at the
#EmergenciesActInquiry
. PMJT spent five hours testifying.
Happy now, ding dongs?
Lisa LaFlamme is 58 and was removed as the anchor of CTV National News by Bell Media.
Lloyd Robertson chose to resign at 77.
I have some questions.
#BellLetsTalk
I don’t usually like to start my Sundays sounding like a conspiracy theorist but this morning I can’t stop thinking that it sure feels like a small group of wealthy, well-connected Ontarians found themselves a pliant puppet and had him installed as premier.
We won’t forget that Doug Ford’s Conservatives cut 67% from the Ontario Emergency Forest Firefighting budget and are fighting to reverse them.
Wildfires have been a reality for northern Ontarians for years, and it’s getting worse.
Ontario is short 50 fire crews.
#onpoli
Hi
@Sflecce
. I’d like to once again invite you to come spend the day in my classroom. We’re on the third floor of a 109-year old school. There’s no air conditioning, so please bring a refillable water bottle and dress for the weather.
Looking forward to hearing from you!
#onted
So
@Sflecce
is going to use the next two weeks to build up a plan to make schools safe? Cool. What has he been doing for the past 10 months?
Oh, right. Now I remember.
#VoteThemAllOut
#onted
#onpoli
Hi
@Sflecce
. Many educators are experiencing harassment and even threats by members of the public who believe nefarious things are happening in
#onted
schools. Perhaps as the MoE you could make a statement to help bring tempers down and let educators know they have your support.
While it’s true that
#FordFailedKids
, it’s important to remember that
#LecceFailedKids
, too. I hope everyone shows up on June 2 to send them a clear message that kids and public education matter by voting them both out of office.
#DougFord
inherited his mom’s house. He recently sold his Etobicoke home. He has a cottage in Muskoka and a condo in Florida. Now
@fordnation
is suggesting that the people living in parks must have winter homes that we don’t know about.
The ignorance and cruelty of this man.
🤬
I can't listen to his deflection, gaslighting, and lies any more. Doug Ford says he takes full responsibility for the problems with the process in the
#Greenbelt
fiasco. Does anyone actually believe that he's going to do anything to fix it?
#ResignDougFord
Hi Doug.
Looks like you’re having a super summer.
I know you’re hoping we’ll all forget about the
#GreenbeltGrab
#GravyPlane
#FordBurnerPhone
and that
#DougFordIsCorrupt
when you finally head back to work in 5 weeks.
Just wanted to let you know that we won’t forget.
Okay bye!
When I tell you that it’s too hot for me to function in my classroom, I’m telling you that it’s also too hot for the 19 children who are trying to learn.
When you tell teachers to shut up and stop complaining, you’re telling us that you don’t care about kids.
#onted
Trudeau: Welcome to Victoria!
Ford: We need more money for health care.
Trudeau: What happened to the $4.4B we gave you?
Ford: Um...
Trudeau: Doug?
Ford: We "misplaced" it.
Trudeau: Douglas.
Ford: Can we have some more?
There's no drinkable water at my end of the school.
We've had a broken exterior window for 3 weeks.
The caretaking team is short-staffed.
The gym ceiling is falling down.
But at least
#DougFord
& the Cons have socked away $22B in excess funding for a rainy day.
🤬
#onpoli
#onted
Hospitals are in crisis.
The Greenbelt is under attack.
People on ODSP are struggling.
Autistic kids are languishing on lists.
Grocery chains are gouging Ontarians.
Public education is being set up to fail.
@fordnation
’s response?
Can we talk for a minute about the arrogance and entitlement of this mediocre man wasting everyone’s time, energy, and money by running for a third term as mayor and just assuming no one would find out about his wildly inappropriate relationship?
#JohnTory
Please believe us when we tell you that educators are propping up a broken system. The problem started before Doug Ford and Stephen Lecce arrived on the scene, but their cuts to education, while sitting on $22B of Ontarians’ money, certainly aren’t helping.
#OntEd
Why did I hire movers to help me get my teaching resources to my new school?
1. I don’t have a car.
2. My new room is on the 3rd floor.
3. I had 28 boxes of stuff to move.
Here’s short 🧵 of pics of the shelves in my Gr. 1 classroom after I’d packed up my materials.
#OntEd
Ontarians: Doug Ford’s been on holiday since May.
Media: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
O: Sylvia Jones is missing.
M: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
ON: ERs & ICUs are closing.
M: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
ON: HCW are quitting.
M: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
ON: LTC homes are in outbreak.
M: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
Trudeau: I’m going to Costa Rica for 2 weeks.
M: OMG 🚨😱🚨😱🚨😱🚨
#onpoli
Doug Ford: I hid during two federal elections.
Media: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
DF: I skip Queen’s Park 50% of the time.
M: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
DF: I’m hiding out while hospitals are in crisis.
M: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
DF: And I’m on holiday until February.
M: 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏽♂️
Trudeau: I’m off to Jamaica for a week.
Media:
Lecce: You have to report absences.
School Boards: We already do.
L: You have to tell us what PD days are for.
SB: We already do.
L: Early years educators need to assess student reading…
SB: They already do.
L: …using ministry-approved tools.
SB: Where are these tools?
L:
Do you think
#DougFord
is mad that we're still talking about his daughter's shady
#StagAndDough
and the questionable guest list at her wedding? Do you think he's bothered by the
#FatherOfTheBribe
hashtag?
That'd be a real shame.
So, the plan is:
• crowded classrooms 👫🏽👫🏽
• maybe masks 😷❓
• invisible school nurses 🔎🤷🏻♀️
• enhanced hygiene theatre 🧼🧽
• improved ventilation 🪟✅
• vaccines for 12+ 💉💉
• best wishes for 3-11 🤞🏼🙏🏼
• Bus Driver Doug 🤡🚌
Did I miss anything? 🤦🏻♀️
#SafeSeptember2021
Apparently Galen is very upset that someone made
#Roblaws
t-shirts.
Oh no.
Won’t someone please spare a thought for billionaire grocery store robber barons (while ordering your own
#Roblaws
t-shirt here: )?
Good morning to everyone except Brian Lilley who blocked me for asking how he was able to write an article so quickly after the back-to-work legislation story broke.
#Yelley
Doug Ford is corrupt. That much is clear. The
#GreenbeltGrab
is just the latest entry on a long list of examples of his bad decisions, lack of ethics, fraud, destruction, and lies.
Ontario is being razed and sold off to the highest bidder.
What can we do?
#ResignDougFord
I'm not saying you 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 send packets of gravy to Doug Ford at Queen's Park. I'm just saying that if you do, chicken gravy might be the appropriate choice.
Premier Ford
Room 281
Legislative Building
Queen's Park
Toronto ON M7A 1A1
#GravyTrain
#DougFordIsCorrupt
Doug Ford is not just a bad leader.
He's also a bad human.
Prove me wrong.
(Fair warning: You probably can't.)
P.S. If you know a group I've left out, please let me know. I can't promise I'll update the graphic, but don't you love my collaborative spirit?
#FORDmustRESIGN
Dear
@fordnation
and
@Sflecce
.
You are cordially invited to visit our Kindergarten classroom on the first day of school. We are expecting 29 students who will not be wearing masks.
Looking forward to seeing you on September 8!
#UnsafeSeptember
#OntEd
OPP: We laid 10,000 impaired driving charges, saw a 16% increase in impaired driving occurrences, and there was a 10% increase in impaired driving collisions.
@fordnation
: The solution to this problem is making beer and alcohol more accessible to drivers. Cheers, folks!
"If the Conservatives would like to help [with food prices], there's something the opposition leader can do. He can pick up the phone. Because as I'm sure he knows, his chief advisor,
@Jenni_Byrne
, is actually a registered lobbyist for Loblaws in Ontario."
10/10
No notes.
Hi
@KingaSurmaMPP
. Yesterday I learned from you that 54-year-old buildings like the
#OntarioScienceCentre
are at the end of their life.
My school is turning 110 next year. Could you ask your friend
@sflecce
if we could get some money for repairs to help bring it back to life?
What would happen to you at work if you always blamed the last person who did your job instead of taking ownership of problems and doing everything in your considerable power to fix them?
Asking for more than one province but mostly for Ontario.
#DougFordIsCorrupt
To
@sflecce
and
#Bill28
supporters,
"Hungry students won't get to eat because schools are closed!" isn't the gotcha you think it is.
Ask yourselves why we have so many hungry kids in Ontario and what you're doing to fix this heartbreaking problem.
#FireLecce
#ontedsolidarity
It wasn’t just members of that (Greenbelt Project) Team that (were) made to sign NDAs (non-disclosure agreements), but literally anybody who had anything to do with the Greenbelt .. 93 in total were signed, according to the auditor general’s report.”
BREAKING: The RCMP has launched a criminal investigation into Premier Doug Ford’s $8.28B Greenbelt land swap scandal. The
@TorontoStar
has the story.
#onpoli
“I made a promise to you that I wouldn’t touch the Greenbelt. I broke that promise. And for that I am very very sorry. I am stepping down as premier and leaving politics, effective immediately.”
Fixed it for you,
@fordnation
.
#ResignDougFord
#GreenbeltScandal
#DougFordIsCorrupt
Reporter: Is corruption part of the plan of building homes?
DF: That’s pretty nasty that you say that.
Ooh. He really didn’t like being called corrupt.
If you became premier to represent the people, you have utterly failed,
@fordnation
.
#onpoli
#DougFordIsCorrupt
If you think this person has the best interests of students, families, and educators in mind because he's tweeting about his perceived successes while he's actively working to defund and dismantle public education, I have some sweet farmland to sell you on the
#Greenbelt
.
#onted