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@jefflukuta

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Registered Surveyor of Uganda (RSU)

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Joined May 2011
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
It is Well!
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
What exactly do you bank there??😂
@JacDerrick_
Mutamba Jac Derrick 𝕏
4 years
I bank with @UBAUganda and you 🌚
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Naye mwe nails of 250k zili how? I am used to sending 90k.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
One day I wan to meet someone called Hustle King and slap him to the next year.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
When you see it.😂😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Found this somewhere.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
I know i hated school but my son akisusiza.🙌🏿
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
1 year
Cheers to more grey!😂😂😂😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Omanyi Niece ne Nephew bibuzabuza. 😂😂😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
You’re on your own mate. I will keep paying for Nails and Hair.
@DjAludah
Sir. Aludah 👑
2 years
Dear Young Kings, Her hair and nails are NOT your responsibilities.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Kindly accompany BLEACHING with manners. You cannot be ORANGE without manners.📌
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
Byebyo.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
Congrats @mashapiere and @doryneak well in.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
The problem, Ugandans don’t want to pay Professionals. They come back to you when things have good bad.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
This month is for making serious money. Kids have to go back to school in January.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
Death is a fucking bitch 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Madam ORANGE tuyambe obikke bi’Namakula byo, please,yambala jeans at least. Enough is enough.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
Bano bavuma 🙌🏿 Malaya asudde ebitano afanana atya? 🤔
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Hi, hi very very much. #WCW 😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Normalize NOT asking people when they work. Sigwe abalisa.🤷🏿‍♂️
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
He used to wake us up to make money, now he is married, tukole tutya 🤷🏿‍♂️
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
Now this @Evelyn_Nakayi correcting people’s English, wasomelawa mbwa gwe?? Stupid yiveni.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
1 year
Phanero!😂😂
@Rita_Arinaitwe
Rita Styles Riri ❤️
1 year
Mention a group of Ugandans that think they are better than everyone else.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
+1 today. Grateful! Mungu ni Mwema.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Muliwa naye??
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
Uganda is the real definition of “tunda esimu ogule airtime” 🙌🏿
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
9 months
LXG!🔥
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
I am never drinking again, NEVER!🙌🏿
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
My kid brother has grown.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
24 days
Cheers to Professional Development, now, a Fellow of the Institution of Surveyors of Uganda. (FISU) 📌💯 onto the next milestone.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Yes.. outside ewooma nnyo😛🤭🤪😂 @Kamali_21 on📸
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
So a restaurant which opened last week wants workers with 2 years experience, 😂😂😂😂 let me wait for it to be in business for 2 years then I will apply. Mujebale 😂😂😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
I will NEVER let any talent I manage join Naguru 🗑
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
I feel so favored to be happy, healthy and alive today. Here's to another year of progress. Through my suffering, challenges, and fears, God has been faithful to me and added one more year to my years.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 months
+1. 🙏 Here’s to a new chapter filled with laughter, love, and endless possibilities. 📌💯
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
This gate has always been black, kumbe it’s red! Going home early is the real deal!
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
1 year
Congratulations ⁦ @DjNyowe ⁩ 🔥🔥🔥
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Muyige okwawula amatooke amanyigge na’magoye.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Muliwano mudobonkana naye gwe nga gwe lwaki omwana wamututte ewa mamawo mu holidays because you want enjoy Kush.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
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Did you leave your last job willingly ?😂😂
@blazey_blaze
THE Blaze
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Do you guys wed WILLINGLY?
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
9 months
Congratulations @PhilKirya 📌
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
But what happened last night?? I woke up in Kyengera. 🙌🏿
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
5 years ago, I got this book signed by the author @Kalinaki ! Good read it is! How
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
1 year
#SirAludahAndFriends muliwa 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
7 star dj naye beat structure kibulamu nnyo.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
@DjAludah ⁩ ssebo jangu tusimbule.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
Tweeting from @97fmRadiocity studios with @DjAludah as he does his #RCNYE set 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
Bi WCW bintwala, hi @AbwooliFruity
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Nairobi let’s go.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
IYKYK 😂😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
That station in Naguru has a lot of sentimental fools.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
1 year
Good Vibes Only! 📌💯
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
The President is behaving like @DjAludah he first marinates us, then slides in.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Those planning to use Entebbe road to head for #FrostyLakeSide think twice, Masaza Cup Finals in Kitende today, one of the finalists is Buddu. Use this information as you deem fit. Thank me later.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
One day I am going to get that PhD.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
Tomorrow I will wake up and go receive that online Diploma, I am done now! I’ve studied enough! Jah bless.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
After women, fear DJs 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
I’ve booked all Fridays next year. FOR CLUB ILLUSION.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
27.08.2022, it’s a very exciting day, I get to see my kid Sis get married. This is the day the Lord has made!!
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
All Nabanja’s are the same. 😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
You ask for 12k I send you 15k, kati oyombelaki, you expected me to send 50k, nze sidibudda. Kale mutama atte mujooga 😂😂.🙌🏿🙌🏿
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
1 year
Komanda 😂😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
30+ tuli ku Sports Day naye zi red eyes eziliwano. 🙌🏿
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
5 years
Ring lost, where, at illusions, and yes it’s engraved! How it jumped off my finger, simanyi! Now I can’t head home without it! Munyambe!
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Broker alesse project Naye ayagala 45% of the fees! What a wow!😂😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
United Fans have a nasty habit of saying it’s Arsenal fans trolling them; for Christ sake Arsenal is battling relegation and out of your league, blame those Leicester fans. 😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
Whose man is ⁦ @AbwooliFruity ⁩ clowning with at Caliente??😂😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
Push a Mercedes while telling time with a Maserati. @Jude_Mugabi come and we roll🤷🏿‍♂️
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Happy Birthday ⁦ @DjAludah ⁩. Cheers to more wins mate. Blessings.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Hi ⁦ @esteri_ug ⁩ it’s Wednesday. #WCW
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Cheers to growing old. 4th floor here I come. 🙏🏾
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
Before this year ends I want to bless @Jude_Mugabi with the latest iPhone, so help me God
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
There is something about this photo 😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Let’s go!!
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
Aludah return the iPhone and be forgiven lest we shall continue okusabula! 😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
If you can’t afford chicken, eat eggs. Now selling at 4000 a tray!
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
The @DjAludah stickers are here. Whenever, wherever you find me, ask for one! #10yearsOfSirAludah
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
Now that everyone I know has failed to get free pork, I can rest.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Mbu kati Emeka ali ku KFM, embwa eyo ezunga, from Bukoto to Kansanga now Namuwongo 😂😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
27.11.2021
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
#10yearsOfSirAludah hoodies, nanti tour zituwuba!! @DjAludah 👌🏿
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
Yo @DjAludah Happy Birthday mate. Cheers to more Wins.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
1 year
Kafeero was a bartender!
@PulseUganda
Pulse Uganda
1 year
The battle of the lyrical artists, who is Uganda top lyrical genius? #PulseTeaser
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
5 years
They call him Sir Aludah @DjAludah but he is James Mugume from Hoima!!
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
For the first time I am sober at illusion.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
We need to get to the bottom of this, whose idea was it???
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
I'm now watching the re-run of Chelsea vs Shefield and I'm seeing Chelsea repeat the same mistakes they made yesterday. If they aren't careful Shefield will win again. 😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
1 year
🔥🔥🔥🔥📌💯
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
1 year
Mate ⁦⁦ @DjAludah ⁩ upwards and onwards ONLY!📌🔥
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
Kati tuli kuki?. It's like he's also bored with the quarantine he's looking for people to socialize with.😂
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
“You don’t call your mum for over 3 months, because she supports NRM, God forbid, what if the worst happens, how would you feel?”
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
Today is yet another day. We wake up praising and glorify your name. Loving father, thank you for your protection, love, Mercy and kindness. As we go to work, be our driver and safety to and from our work stations. Jah bless🙏
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
3 years
Let me drive my 50x100 in peace.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Vibes pon the Vibe. ⁦ @DjAludah ⁩. Photo credit ⁦⁦ @conradgoodmanK
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
9 months
Wedding guests! Congratulations @PhilKirya 💯
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
Slay queens dress up, take pics, snap, kulonda bijanjalo, kuma sigiri, goya kawunga, eat and go back to sleep. 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
4 years
One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
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@jefflukuta
RSU Yeffu
2 years
Free Alcohol is bad!
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