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Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél

@Kamali_21

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Oontz Dj (Deep House, Afro House, Soulful House, and Tech House) | #BrunchInHouse | Gemini |🇰🇪🇿🇦 🇺🇬 | Brand Guinness | Omuhongo mwene | #KobsRugby

Uganda, Kenya & South Africa
Joined April 2014
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
7 months
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
He thought he owned the dance floor, and she left him to enjoy it then she just took over it. No chance for a come back.😂😂
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Some people are very pissed yet the ladies are not. Have you seen them throwing insults to themselves? No, we’re happy. It’s Sunday, be happy and smile
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
They say mukene is dog food. Well, y’all say “men are dogs”, let me enjoy. 😂
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
August! She's so beautiful and we look good together, right? 🥰🔥 Her Dm is closed!! 😄
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
What Sharon said about best friends was a lie. Meet my bestie Rosie. 🖤
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
11 months
Some Ugandans don't care about who they voted for, as long as they can do whatever they like anytime. 😂
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
8 months
Small men, let's stick to what won't throw us up and down like a pillow. Mpozi thick thighs saves life? 😂 The life
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
10 months
Since when do we have WWE in Ugdanda?
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Today i rest. Stay home. Watch ka Netflix. Drink. Twitter off!!!
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Dating would have been so easy for everyone only if you knew that women love consistency. Not a bad type of consistency but a good one, with some ka money too.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
11 months
Temutulyako Alien Skin
@Alycespeechie
Alyce Nalukwago🦋
11 months
😍😍😍tunyuse mujje tulye supper
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
A stranger on a jaj ankubye oluyi mu kiwalata here in town while passing past me, Kampala entamye nonye sente ngule e’motooka, for now let me buy a cap.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
What do thy say about throwing stones when you are leaving in a glass house? 😂
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@digitaldidan
Arthur Musinguzi
3 years
Vanessa Nakate met Prince Charles and didn't even bother posting about it. Naye singa Gad Rogers, singa zi selfie eziliwanno ehh😂😂
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
Some families started cooking at 5AM, but trust me, they'll eat at 4PM
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
5 years
I knocked a ladies drink at Pana by mistake, I apologized & she said, "laba embwa enaku eno" I apologized for the second time then barked
@AtimCharlotte
JONAM’S PRINCESS👑👑
5 years
So broke people are now called “mbwa” 😂😂😂wow
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
It’s covered
@dorynshapes
DorynShapes
2 years
Come for lunch😉
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Who is at Caliente? Feel like drinking some cold Guinness now.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
I'm on Fabiola’s side 299%. Some of these African parents think they can get away with all they do mbu muzadde.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
“Mukene is dog food”. Yes, “Men are dogs” Happy Sunday from me and mine.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Normalize hiding your problems with a smile.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
A friend's cousin was returning home from work, found LDUs beating a woman & he got out of his car to help only for them to shoot him three times using a pistol. When did LDUs start carrying pistols?
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Africell Monthly data 20GB 50,000/= MTN Monthly data 10GB 50,000/= Omuntu awonye MTN!
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
That's why I connect a wire in the socket then to the door. A thief will decide what to do after the first attempt of an electric shock “whether to proceed, or go home?”
@PyeparFaisal
Engineer Faisal
2 years
So someone tried to break in last night because my lock cylinder didn’t just walk away by itself 😅. Thank God for burglar proofing 🙆🏾‍♂️💀
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
You ain't done till her legs are shaking. 💀
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
I saw a tweet saying, “you have strong legs” then Twitter refreshed. 🤦🏾‍♂️😂
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
You see why I don't like deliveries.. Looks like it's been in Kitalia for three months. I had to call the guys back to take their thing. I can't! 🙌🏿
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
If you have a woman, why won't you spend on her what you can? And if you're broke like some of us, stay single, don't even try to date to make someone's daughter suffer with you. Suffer alone. Nze mbwasse! 😂🏃‍♂️
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Imagine you fall in love with someone today and it ends up working out for the rest of your life
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
#NewProfilePic 👨🏾‍🦲
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
In 2020 you also threatened to shoot Aludah because of a woman, but here we’re.
@HustleKing01
Paul Owor
2 years
So this woman has been cheating on her man every morning when he leaves for work. A neighbor informed the man so today he got back 30 minutes after leaving and found her leaving with her “man” and followed them till their spot and put both of them on gunpoint 🙌🏾
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
We haven't forgotten the content you gave us with Salvador at Sanyu FM but continue Faisal. Continue sir.
@PyeparFaisal
Engineer Faisal
3 years
Most radio content in Uganda is based off “relationship advice” yet the rates of divorce just keep going up 😂
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
4 years
Be as is if removing your arm 🤦🏾‍♂️
@Mutuzo_M
MISHELINE
4 years
Destructed much?
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
7 months
Get a Jaj at Kisementi or John Babiha road at your risk. Those guys have a crew stationed in Kiwatule, minister’s village, Kisaasi, Bukoto and Kyanja. Get an Uber or Safe Car.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
Wedding Guests! #ChapatWedsCynthia
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
6 years
If each one of us realized that our time here is so short; that to darken it with quarrels, futile arguments, not forgiving others, discontentment and a fault finding attitude would be a waste of time and energy. "The journey together is so short."
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
You liked her while she was thick, why tell her to loose weight when you’re finally dating each other? Btw fck your sh*t!!
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Good morning. Quote this with a B&W picture of you 🤍🖤🤍
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
My friends need prayers. She mixes Guinness with Smirnoff Black Ice See the before and after, so Guinness is lighter than Black Ice..🤔
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Hello Twitter.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Someone gifted me a hair bonnet. 🤦🏽‍♂️😂 I look good with it.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
But Ugandans amuse me big time. You attend a night that is purely old skool, reggae or Rock then you boldly walk up to the Dj and request for Dior. Banange, emitwe jino!
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Did you say pink was made for black men? 😌
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@PeshAhumuza
Ms. Ahumuza
3 years
Pink was made for black men. Yellow was made for black women.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Women don’t just like eating food, they love eating good food. Send your woman crush some good food on Wednesday.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
39 and still counting 🤧🤡
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NzeEdwards
1 year
38 and still counting 🥰
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
4 years
Every time I’m out with @MethiaLydiaN , I make sure she’s comfortable, having fun and smiling to my silly jokes.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
For the love of house music. #NyegeNyege22 Boiler room manenos!
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
4 years
I know y’all won’t say it, but Zahara Totto is meant for BBS Terefayina.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
You check on someone and they blue tick you. 😂😂 Kilabika tweguya nyo abantu.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Isn’t life funny? Imagine getting hurt by someone who wanted you first. Buli omu agumye mune!
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
But that photographer has a jaw.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
4 years
It’s now 266 days and counting. It’s not an easy ride guys. I almost relapsed this past two weeks and especially the last four days. Times can be hard, but we move. 👊🏿🚭
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
Depression just attacks whenever it wants even if you’re having a good time.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
I'm getting obsessed with this combination, and I had to prepare it again because the whole weekend we've been on junk food only. Offals, dodo, posho and avocado.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
4 years
So what exactly is your problem? Are they your kids? Siblings? Have you been funding their marriage? Sir, they don’t owe you sh*t! Just see it like you’re watching a movie because they don’t even know you. Smh!!
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
4 years
It’s always the ones with faces that look like fists. This you!?
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@KOmukungu
Kelvin Omukungu
4 years
Winnie Nwagi needs to get her shit together and lose weight and get rid of those tattoos. By December she'll be totally unrecognizable.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
When you visited me at my place for the first time ever, you’ll be eating beans. My place is not those fancy places, I don’t even have a table and you want a three course meal.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
Tukole sente, because not coming through for your person is big time embarrassing and killing your vibe.
@Ssentongopeter5
𝔖𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔬
1 year
What’s your biggest fear about dating?
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
If you see this, RT with a photo of you smiling. Keep it going. 😁❤️
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If you see this, RT with a photo of you smiling. Keep it going. 😁❤️
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
I just love cooking. I’m not a chef like some of you call me. 🤧 Just Kamali, the Samia who loves house music. ☺️
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
People experiencing domestic violence in relationships, but acting like all is well with couple pics every day here, and victims enduring daily blackmail from their abusers to remain silent. Anyway, it's never too late before the worst happens. Check on your friends!
@EthanKavuma_
Ethan Kavuma
1 year
what’s on your mind?
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
I was eating hard corn as munchies that were available then I saw that tweet saying “you look like you eat hard corn for a living” I just threw them away and laughed. Body shaming is wrong, when they serve you after body shaming, I'll laugh.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
Problem child became a problem in Mbarara last night. @black_motion gave revealers something new.
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Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Then you people should start dating delivery men, perhaps from Jumia or 2gule. They'll deliver.
@Didi_Mariano
SHEILA
3 years
One thing about a Kampala man is he’s gonna promise and not deliver
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
The beautiful @sharon_kiwanuka nze mulina. How’s y’all weekend guys?
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
When they’re on shirts, yes.
@TheDecemberQue1
The December Queen
3 years
Do men like flowers ? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
11 months
Mpozi you guys don't eat such meals? Delicious 😋
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
4 years
Real Husbands of Kyaliwajjala final product.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
But depression. Another close friend takes his own life.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
A friend wants a guy to date who is ready for serious things leading to marriage. She doesn't care if he has money or not because she has hers too.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
Last year my friend received a cake on her birthday and she cried. She was disappointed with her friends because all she wants on her birthday is to eat food, and drink alcohol. Especially alcohol!! She threw the whole cake off a balcony. You know I don’t like cake, why bring it?
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Ntinda is clear over! One officer on vibes and drinking water, over!
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
I’m not in the pictures, why tag me?🤦🏾‍♂️
@Trudie_25
Trudie🇺🇬❣️
3 years
Since it's a throw back Thursday ✌️🤗🤗🤗🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
4 years
Si nze amanyi oluzungu enyo, but how does one divorce someone they haven’t married yet? 🤔
@Ugaman01
THE CHANGEMAKER
4 years
Fridah Nakazibwe was the Reason Flavia Tumusiime Almost Divorced Kabuura 3 weeks to their Wedding. Video: I repeat Ladies if a man comes to you reporting women that they are hitting on him, Think Twice!!
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
4 years
Of Lagos • Mayorkun
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
Nkomyewo Nkomyewo! Those thugs thought they had finished me, yet i still have to bore you guys with amapiano.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
#NewProfiePic Báldie Rénzél Thé Bláck Wólf!
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
6 years
The army in Busia have arrested traders with immature fish. The locals are now demanding for the removal of Age Limit on fish.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
#RoycoCubes might not be common to some, but it's been here for a while. It's the perfect add-on to crumble to your beans, after enjoy it with you fave meal, just like me, and chap. A rolling pin wouldn't prevent me from preparing chapatis, a bottle came in handy. #CrumbleCrumble
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
8 months
I don't know how the Dj reacted when this was happening. It's crazy, and out of hand now. 😂🙌🏿
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 months
Tetufira mu gallery nne baby girl. 🖤🖤
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Ladies, if you take Guinness, reply with a pic in a black outfit, represent #BlackShinesBrightest . I have something to send your way that will keep you bold throughout the weekend. Men, tag a lady who takes a distinctive stout. cc; @Mutuzo_M 🖤 #PaidPartnershipWithDiageo
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
4 years
Atim bought a car.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
5 years
Just like Douglas Lwanga has no close friends to tell him he's never smart on those expensive combination of outfits. And sunnies that are size of a V8 windscreen. Yet he has a stylist. Anyway, their money.
@QuteJR
Jøn ryáns™
5 years
So Hellen Lukoma has no close friends to tell her that she can’t sing?
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
4 years
They said, #DressedToGoNoWhere and win 2 bottles of #SmirnoffVodka , then they bring a mobile bar at home with a mixologist, 2 crates of Smirnoff ICE & a Dj” that’s if I win. Like & comment I’ll invite you even. 😂 Now I’m dressed & going nowhere @SmirnoffUganda #WeAreTheParty
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 months
Who is coming for lunch and I add more Kimegu before it's too late? 😂🤡
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
Some of us we're used to eating food with less soup...💀
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
10 months
This Boda guy decided to give me a free ride thinking that I'm Gaetano. I know am old, but not like that 💀
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
You look married
@Trudie_25
Trudie🇺🇬❣️
3 years
How do I look 🤗🤗🙈🙈
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
I’m a Gemini, you??
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
6 years
Chicken Tonight staff beat Katatumba like she killed someone. Honestly despite of what she said, that's not the way to handle a woman. I hope they pay for what they did.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
Guys, I'm kawa, but the neck is not. I almost shit on myself that day. Guy knew how to grab the neck.
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Wefula actually nawe. You want to say you relate to lyrics of every song you like?🤔
@lykadalia
Angel Dalia
3 years
I deleted the Azawi my year song, I have failed to relate the lyrics to what’s going on
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
My homies tee tonight! 👌🏿
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
9 months
When they say men don’t like drama, this is what they mean. 💀😂
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
2 years
Come and tap on the food at @TheMeatGuy256
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
4 years
Uganda D doing a midweek rib plan w/ boys only. Real Bachelors of.........>>>>>😂
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@Kamali_21
Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
3 years
Invest in your brain today by reading a book.
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Mr. Báldié Amooti Rènzél
1 year
Tazibone Solomon never disappoints with his Kredibility Kourter. Vinka and Evelyn Namatovu nailed it. 👌🏿
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