Some people are very pissed yet the ladies are not. Have you seen them throwing insults to themselves? No, we’re happy. It’s Sunday, be happy and smile
Dating would have been so easy for everyone only if you knew that women love consistency. Not a bad type of consistency but a good one, with some ka money too.
A stranger on a jaj ankubye oluyi mu kiwalata here in town while passing past me, Kampala entamye nonye sente ngule e’motooka, for now let me buy a cap.
A friend's cousin was returning home from work, found LDUs beating a woman & he got out of his car to help only for them to shoot him three times using a pistol. When did LDUs start carrying pistols?
That's why I connect a wire in the socket then to the door. A thief will decide what to do after the first attempt of an electric shock “whether to proceed, or go home?”
If you have a woman, why won't you spend on her what you can? And if you're broke like some of us, stay single, don't even try to date to make someone's daughter suffer with you. Suffer alone.
Nze mbwasse! 😂🏃♂️
So this woman has been cheating on her man every morning when he leaves for work. A neighbor informed the man so today he got back 30 minutes after leaving and found her leaving with her “man” and followed them till their spot and put both of them on gunpoint 🙌🏾
Get a Jaj at Kisementi or John Babiha road at your risk. Those guys have a crew stationed in Kiwatule, minister’s village, Kisaasi, Bukoto and Kyanja. Get an Uber or Safe Car.
If each one of us realized that our time here is so short; that to darken it with quarrels, futile arguments, not forgiving others, discontentment and a fault finding attitude would be a waste of time and energy.
"The journey together is so short."
But Ugandans amuse me big time. You attend a night that is purely old skool, reggae or Rock then you boldly walk up to the Dj and request for Dior. Banange, emitwe jino!
It’s now 266 days and counting. It’s not an easy ride guys. I almost relapsed this past two weeks and especially the last four days. Times can be hard, but we move. 👊🏿🚭
I'm getting obsessed with this combination, and I had to prepare it again because the whole weekend we've been on junk food only.
Offals, dodo, posho and avocado.
So what exactly is your problem? Are they your kids? Siblings? Have you been funding their marriage? Sir, they don’t owe you sh*t! Just see it like you’re watching a movie because they don’t even know you. Smh!!
When you visited me at my place for the first time ever, you’ll be eating beans. My place is not those fancy places, I don’t even have a table and you want a three course meal.
People experiencing domestic violence in relationships, but acting like all is well with couple pics every day here, and victims enduring daily blackmail from their abusers to remain silent. Anyway, it's never too late before the worst happens. Check on your friends!
I was eating hard corn as munchies that were available then I saw that tweet saying “you look like you eat hard corn for a living” I just threw them away and laughed. Body shaming is wrong, when they serve you after body shaming, I'll laugh.
Last year my friend received a cake on her birthday and she cried. She was disappointed with her friends because all she wants on her birthday is to eat food, and drink alcohol. Especially alcohol!! She threw the whole cake off a balcony.
You know I don’t like cake, why bring it?
Fridah Nakazibwe was the Reason Flavia Tumusiime Almost Divorced Kabuura 3 weeks to their Wedding.
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I repeat Ladies if a man comes to you reporting women that they are hitting on him, Think Twice!!
#RoycoCubes
might not be common to some, but it's been here for a while. It's the perfect add-on to crumble to your beans, after enjoy it with you fave meal, just like me, and chap. A rolling pin wouldn't prevent me from preparing chapatis, a bottle came in handy.
#CrumbleCrumble
Ladies, if you take Guinness, reply with a pic in a black outfit, represent
#BlackShinesBrightest
. I have something to send your way that will keep you bold throughout the weekend. Men, tag a lady who takes a distinctive stout.
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Just like Douglas Lwanga has no close friends to tell him he's never smart on those expensive combination of outfits. And sunnies that are size of a V8 windscreen. Yet he has a stylist. Anyway, their money.
Chicken Tonight staff beat Katatumba like she killed someone.
Honestly despite of what she said, that's not the way to handle a woman. I hope they pay for what they did.