FancyAndGrand @jake_my_day Twitter profile

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

4 months

Starving pirates contemplating their last meal

Shaffe

@ImJustShaffe

4 months

Would y’all ever try poly?

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

Big shout out to the girl I went to high school with who believes trans people are ruining our society, but also cannot stop talking on main about how bad she wants to breastfeed her husband

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

4 years

@korybing My college mascot was a Chesapeake Bay Retriever and everyone would rub his nose for good luck on exams

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

4 months

I see y'all are liking the tweet but we NEED you to say he's a good boy

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@jake_my_day

4 months

@Zeora97

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

@scamander14 nothing about this involves the lord

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

Anyways, fuck everyone's Spotify Wrapped and fuck the Grammy's, shout out to the REAL top artist of 2020. No chart recognition but she's still killing the game

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

If y'all keep retweeting this she's gonna find out and do me like the Mother from Barbarian so the least you could do is follow the account

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

5 years

"Are you watching Big Little Lies?" "Oh my god, yes! I fucking love-

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

Dead End 's back, and I could not be more thrilled, thank you @hamishsteele 💚💚💚

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

5 years

@BlakeMcIver the ignorance that this has, the racism that this has, the buffoonery that this has, the problems that this has, the ugliness that this has, the lack of fucking decency that this has, the utter awfulness that this has

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@jake_my_day

3 years

@mattprisco What exactly do they have in common? Quickly

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@jake_my_day

2 years

@ItsBomBae

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

@RahulKohli13 I'm feeling very attacked right now

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

5 years

"...it’s about learning a language to speak to yourself with, one that will help you understand your needs, identify your emotional turbulence, and manage how you navigate those things. " She's done it again y'all @jpbrammer

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

5 years

Remember how Trump came for Baltimore a little while back, calling us rat-infested? Some of us have taken it a little too much to heart, according to these Zillow pictures

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

Happy nudes to me, send birthdays 🎉

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

Happy Sunday I'm bedazzling a rat

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

4 years

Jeff Goldblum is apparently every straight theater guy I went to college with who I thought was interested in me but was actually just really intense and kinda weird

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

Lotta questions on this one

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

@rachsyme Keke Palmer

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

@ZachWeiner I'd say the extreme ecological costs of the NFT system set it far and above other collectible systems

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

24 hours

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

4 years

@evanrosskatz Kameron's is because she had a minor blowup with Hungry (a talented queen based out of Berlin), and has decided to take a break from social media over it. So it's probably unrelated to whatever's up with Ru

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

Local gay is very brave and rides multiple scary rides for his boyfriend's birthday, more at 11

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

Trying to scroll the TL while avoiding all of your boyfriend reveals

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

11 months

Happy 4 years since my decision to maybe start unpacking my issues surrounding letting others help me in therapy 😌

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

why vibes on the Sundaydo a scary? small letter, small voice, small baby bird. thank u

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

Can't believe the Target Pride merch this summer is just a romper with this on it

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

Me in 7th grade trying to convince the nerdy goth girls I was cool

Madeon

@madeon

1 year

I fuck with mangoes

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

5 years

Fingering is the mozzarella sticks app to the full entree of bottoming

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

4 years

Which one of y'all loot dropped a box full of gay porn on my street

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

they are shaped like a friend 🙂

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

@NihilSegniter I've been seeing this occasionally and keeping track!

FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

Lotta questions on this one

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

Bombed so hard tonight but it's all good because I didn't wake up this perfect audience member

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

6 years

@jaboukie It's got to be Victreebell, all it does is scream and put stuff in its mouth

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

I live with the fucking Mothman

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

why can't you just sit down like NORMAL I am not Pride Rock

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

Today's new episode of Thworp! is super exciting because A.We get to geek the hell out over WandaVision, B. We get to do so with @ScottSeiss , and C. It's our 4th interview and 24th episode! That's over a day's worth of content we've put out! Listen in on

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

4 years

@transscribe Learning more about how exposure isn't just a proximity factor, but also a time factor, really helped my anxiety. If I make a list and get in and out as fast as possible, it feels much safer

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

Been posting a lot of comedy promo, so just wanna remind y'all that I'm not just funny but also cute

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

"How can he be gay, he's obsessed with women!" The women in question:

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

So damn happy to be out of Baltimore to do some jokes? Frederick, what's good???

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

The plan was to buy furniture when I get to my new place so I don't have to move it, but y'all...mid century diamond dresser

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

why am I sad they unstuck the boat

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

"As they cleared the Suez Canal from its blockage, I could only ponder: what in MY life was blocking trade from passing through me?"

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

10 months

Happy Pride little gay people in my phone

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

4 years

I changed my grindr pic from the pic on the left to the one on the right (as an experiment...i never hook up using grindr anymore) and immediately got hit up by dozens of ppl...g*ys are misogynistic af and can fuck off permanently now lol

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

One more day until more Slag Wars and this is all I can think about

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

uh-oh I'm hot

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

"am I a joke to you"

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

truly do not believe either of these people has an actual passion for drag - I do however believe that a few yrs ago they both resorted to slapping on wigs & weaponizing their BFAs in musical theatre as a last-ditch grab at fame

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

5 years

Tumblr's cutting out all NSFW content, which probably accounts for half the userbase, meaning Tumblr's done for officially

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

Day one in Columbus done, give it up for day two!!!

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

First time doing in-person in-door comedy in over a year, show is SOLD OUT, line up is DOPE, venue is one of my favorite places in the city, let's do the damn thing

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

5 months

Quitting comedy and entering my Food Content Creator phase

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

Another work day, another crumbling of the British Empire being the highlight of the day before lunch

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

Something maliciously homosexual is about to occur

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

New profile picture from the start of quarantine when the existential uncertainty made me hot and not just exhausted like it does now

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

The "Leave Maryland ASAP" to "I'll move to Baltimore but leave in 5 years" to "The idea of leaving Baltimore feels like cutting a toe off" journey of the last 3 years has been... something

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

“Listen, you’re my children and I love you, but you’re all terrible at what you do here and I feel like I should tell you. I’d fire all of you if I could." 🍔🍔🍔

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

8 months

29 and feeling fine, fine, no seriously it's fine, don't worry about it it's Fine

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

Cats are weird, because sometimes you'll have them for almost 3 years and they will adamantly refuse to get up on any furniture ever and only sleep on the ground like a drunk college student, and sometimes you turn around and they'll just be chilling

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

I think a lot about how Janelle Monae is one of the moderators of the Drag Race Spoilers subreddit

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

4 months

This doing numbers the winter I get into my first poly situation

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

4 years

Happy 6 year anniversary to the time I made a whole status dedicated to having nothing going on, and set the privacy so ONLY the couple I was trying to hook up with would see it, so they'd know I was free #yesitworked

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

6 years

@LailaMcQueen I gave up after Poussey left, tbh

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

5 years

@TheKandyMuse

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

This is two blocks from me. There's already missing pet flyers from the fire going up. I'm... really fucking shaken up

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

5 years

Everyone's so excited for Game of Thrones, or so busy pretending that they are better than the people who are excited that they aren't focusing on the important thing here...ME

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

This is most likely some sorta MICA art project at this point, but I'm still enjoying it

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

who's running my city's socials

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

4 years

Officially petitioning to add "one hand on your elbow, the other hand on your face" as gay culture

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

pivoting to hyper-specific Baltimore memes in 2022

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

One of my favorite thing about Baltimore is that, every so often, you just encounter a random horse

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

Pedialyte please sponsor me

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

DON'T GET A TATTOO AT FIVE BELOW

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

1 year

how is it only Tuesday jesus christ

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

*Gives myself the same bathroom haircut I've been doing for years* "Just trying something new 🤪🤪🤪"

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

Kermit the Frog, you stand convicted of assholeism! Your proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Kermy 🦩🐷

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

What a difference a year and a vaccine can make 😁

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

BREAKING NEWS: gay people attend wedding, more at 11

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

One time when I was an RA, I got called specifically for a vandalism situation, because someone had spray painted "Gay Baby Jail" under a stairwell and the other RAs couldn't tell if it was homophobic or not

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

This just in: still hate ties

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

Scheduling my first intake session with a new therapist after spending 6 months not going because my last one ended up being a**i-v*x

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 years

*rihanna voice* i don't want to do this anymore

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

2 months

You'll never make me leave Facebook for Marketplace alone

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

5 years

@arvalis American Kestrel! He's just a tiny boy

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

Get to go be gay and stupid in public and give @denalifox all my money I can't wait 😁

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@jake_my_day

5 months

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

One week, TWO sold-out shows, I'm so tired but SO HAPPY 😭😭😭

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

I went to school outside of Annapolis. Mentally, I'm still trapped here

KT ❤️‍🔥

@kaiteochefe

3 years

Y’all wasn’t there

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

6 years

@travismcelroy So I'd say yeah, since it's using a Polynesian spiritual figure's name to describe a cultural trend that was brought to the USA by a non-Polynesian person and kind of sanitized/distilled for popular consumption.

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FancyAndGrand

@jake_my_day

3 years

Big day for crying in public