apparently some guys deliberately lose when they play imessage games with girls. lol can’t be me. i go lash you basaa make you spy your iphone ein back see say it be apple is really dey there or alansa
not really a general problem but i once sent this girl a snap of me in my durag and she responded “eish chicago gengsta”. this one like if i no ghost am God go ask me
i can’t believe uni is supposed to be the easiest part of adult life cause me like this 8 cedis edey my momo, i have 6 assignments due this week, presentation tomorrow, girl i dey like air me, indomie i dey take hold body too burn. why
i used to think this too till i realized they always do. not because things work in their favour, but because they approach every situation with the best intentions. even if they get played, it’s not because they were stupid, it’s because they gave themselves a chance to believe
🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨
It has been reported that a gentleman known as “Hanson Dier” has never made a mistake throughout the course of his life.
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This can be further confirmed in the song “Kwaku the Traveller” where
@blacksherif_
can be heard saying “Who never fockop? Hanson Dier”
it’s funny cause you then somebody go fit dey sahh then one random thursday at 9:24am they’ll text you that they don’t feel the same way anymore now you can’t even eat the killer chibom that you’ve prepared for breakfast cause the salt will remind you of the tears in your eyes
when you feel a connection with them but realize they treat everyone else the same, the state of turmoil you find yourself in after every one of their gestures, the little things. the greatest conflict there is, the one between heart and mind
useless “you’ll never find someone like me” posts on snapchat. sis the guy finish plus you already which one be the “if you lost me you lost sorry for you” again?
in jhs i was never allowed in the ICT lab cause i always caused the computers to force reboot upon my entry. nobody understood what was happening . it was later discovered that all that was happening cause anytime me ah step inna di yard iza shutdown