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UTA 2024 | be kind | contributor for @mavsmoneyball | prev: @UTAShorthorn | #MFFL

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they let this kid graduate college?
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25 days
i was roasted, blocked, and laughed at, and now we’re 75% there. come on mavs lol
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isaac
3 months
Mavs are gonna climb to No. 5, take down the Clippers a-la Jordan v Bad Boy Pistons, take down the inexperienced Thunder and then take down a tired Nuggets team fresh off a 7-game war with Minnesota Finals szn, we move, join me on the bandwagon now
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he just like me fr
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2 months
posting a foul in slow motion is kinda crazy lol
@LAClippers
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RUSS SAID NOPE ☝️
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3 years
@LilNasX i’ll play your music but don’t lie about free chicken man😭
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@isaacappelt
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3 years
“Chuck Schumer would be the majority leader. Mitch McConnell would be the minority leader.” SAY IT AGAIN, WOLF BLITZER!
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3 years
@downbadpatrol call her facts because she did not care about his feelings
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@isaacappelt
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3 years
Dirk Nowitzki’s been retired for less than 3 years and i feel like y’all have already forgotten just how much he did for the game, and just how dominant he was. So allow me to remind you. A VERY LONG, BUT VERY NEEDED THREAD: 1/25
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@isaacappelt
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3 years
@ProjectLincoln biden must be doing a pretty damn great job as POTUS if they have to resort to dog-shaming😂😂
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@isaacappelt
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3 years
@downbadpatrol ...just say no lmao. why does everything need an excuse, just tell him “no i wouldn’t be down”
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4 years
@MarkDice @JoeBiden oh so you just being openly racist now😂
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3 years
@LilNasX ...lil nas x is gay is making her not proud to be an american
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@isaacappelt
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3 years
💔💔💔 we still love you @luka7doncic
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3 months
Mavs are gonna climb to No. 5, take down the Clippers a-la Jordan v Bad Boy Pistons, take down the inexperienced Thunder and then take down a tired Nuggets team fresh off a 7-game war with Minnesota Finals szn, we move, join me on the bandwagon now
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2 years
“in Europe, it’s 1 minute timeouts. in the NBA, if you’re on national TV, it’s 4 minute timeouts, you can go run and get a beer and come back in time” - Luka Dončić 😂😂😂😂
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@isaacappelt
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2 years
Luka over Lebron x Father Stretch My Hands
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@isaacappelt
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3 years
@downbadpatrol this ain’t down bad, this is just comedy😂
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@isaacappelt
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3 years
@downbadpatrol aight time to change the password on her
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@isaacappelt
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4 years
@ARmastrangelo the AP has certified the race. that was good enough for trump to declare victory in 2016. why isn’t it good enough now?
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@isaacappelt
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1 year
Luka now has a 50-point game in every NBA arena in the state of Texas.
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@isaacappelt
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3 years
@downbadpatrol so she went snooping through his stuff so she could mock him? that’s just disrespectful
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Arike Ogunbowale was asked about this interaction and the physicality of the WNBA postgame: question: “i know folks have been making a big talk about how physical the game has been. is it a surprise the game has been this way or has it been ratcheting up recently?” her answer:
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8 days
a tough scene at College Park Center. Alysha Clark fouls Ogunbowale on the fastbreak and it takes both players a few minutes to get back up.
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@isaacappelt
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3 years
@downbadpatrol what tf kinda question is “do you gotta be there”? shit i’m deleting her number at that point
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9 days
just two more days until we get to see this man make passes like this in the NBA Finals, i can’t believe this is my life.
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@isaacappelt
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3 years
@LilNasX fundip and chilling with your friends, if you ain’t watching sponge bob, you know that you can, call me when you want, call me when you need, call me after school’s out, i’ll be on the way
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@OJBaybeeMontana @GoodMusic98 @kaleel_4real i’d def delete this one chief lol. if “only killing 6 million people” isn’t that bad for you, i’d re-evaluate your morals lol
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@isaacappelt
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28 days
on wide open shots, which the NBA defines as having no defender within six feet: in this series, OKC is shooting 42% from 3 and has an EFG of 63%. Dallas, under the same parameters, is shooting 40.9% and 61.5% respectively. everyone misses shots, that's not why you're losing.
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𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔𝙊𝙁𝙁 𝘾𝙄𝙏𝙔
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Mavs fans: “WE TOLD YOU WE WOULD WIN” Meanwhile we know we are just beating ourselves 😢
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3 years
@SASBurnerAcct @MrBeast when Mr. Beast is asked in court why he killed 455 people for a youtube video
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7 months
the game winning RBI in the biggest game in franchise history. nothing but love and respect for Mitch Garver❤️
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Thank you for everything, Garv❤️❤️
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3 years
@downbadpatrol “if you don’t think i’m going to kidnap you” EXCUSE ME?????
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4 years
@Kizenon @az06xo @SkipToMyLu_ they’re adding on to the joke lol.
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4 years
@Kizenon @az06xo @SkipToMyLu_ ayo you just redeemed yourself tho bc this made me cackle💀💀
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3 years
@wesrap of course they did. texas gets emotional when it gets told “you’re not as important as you think” however it doesn’t matter. biden 306, trump 232. that’s what matters
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26 days
to the fans who started a fight with me because i was standing in the middle of a third quarter run in a series clinching win, watch the game at home. to the AAC security guard that sided with them and told me to sit down, i hope you never work a Mavericks playoff game again.
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3 years
ladies and gentlemen…Luka Dončić
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@kingbob510
Rich Blackman
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Oddly soon as Luka comes back! The Mavs look like dog sht! His numbers look great of course but the team looks NOTHING like they did when he was out.. coincidence? #MFFL #lakeshow #nba
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3 years
@maxpousard @FuckYaDeadGuys nah same 💀💀💀 had me going like “battery…ice…finger…key”😭😭
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4 years
@CoachKarl22 @MarkJackson13 mark jackson threw a soft jab and george karl came in with the haymakers
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2 years
“that was the worst half of officiating in NBA history” - Charles Barkley “nah there are some guys that went to prison” - Kenny Smith 😂😂😂
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@isaacappelt
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1 year
seems as good a time as ever to bring back this gem lol
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@SickosCommittee
🇧🇧 Sickos Committee 🇧🇧
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Me, watching TruTV for the one week every year - huh, Impractical Jokers is still on? Good for them.
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4 years
@SamuelLJackson lebron when danny green tries to talk to him at the team hotel tonight
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@isaacappelt
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3 months
they’re punishing luka bc a guy hit a one-in-a-million 60-footer lol
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3 months
Next week it will be: “Luka must end world hunger to go back to #4 in this fraudulent mvp ladder”
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3 years
Luka Dončić is currently 3rd in the league in scoring (28.6 PPG) and 3rd in the league in assists (8.7 APG). He’s the only player in the NBA to be top 5 in both categories.
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3 years
Luka Dončić tonight: 31 points 12 rebounds 20 assists (career-high!) 12-23 shooting only ONE turnover Mavs are now the 5th seed in the Western Conference. MVP talk heating up??
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Luka Dončić in 28 minutes tonight: 39 points 6 rebounds 8 assists 15-23 shooting (65%) 4-10 3pt shooting 5-5 free throws IN 28 MINUTES, FOLKS.
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3 years
@gatewaypundit @joehoft you wanna know some even simpler math? 306 > 232 81 million > 74 million
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3 years
@downbadpatrol he said “are you calling me beautiful” man you can’t be setting em up like that💀
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump @US_FDA @pfizer produced the vaccine without the US Government’s help. there is no evidence to suggest they have any political agenda. you should be happy that we’re going to be safe. but of course you take it selfishly, and that’s why we voted you out.
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@PurpleBaptist @realDonaldTrump donald...i guarantee you don’t want to bring up old tweets as being a disqualifier for public office😂😂😂😂😂😂
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2 years
how do you miss this. you are looking RIGHT AT IT
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3 years
@AOC every time AOC and Cruz get into it, i become more and more embarrassed that i’m from texas😂😂
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3 years
@downbadpatrol she really said “best i can offer is two friend dates”💀
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@yosephpaulos @BleacherReport @wojespn nah they ain’t even gonna try. i expect full boo’s first home game lol
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump @marklevinshow @SteveHiltonx sir i know you’re going to be unemployed soon, but the majority of americans have work tomorrow. we’re not going to stay up til 1 am to watch your conspiracy theories.
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3 years
@LilNasX is it gonna drop....when the sun goes down?
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3 years
@downbadpatrol how are you gonna friend zone a stranger??
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4 years
RIP Kobe Bryant. gone way too soon. today would have been his 42nd birthday. thank you for always being an inspiration, and happy birthday, Kobe.💔 (vid from @OffsetYRN instagram)
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Dear Nico Harrison, A coach just got fired because two superstars didn’t make the WCF. The Dallas Mavericks missed the play-in this year. That is all.
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2 years
oh btw Luka had 37-9-9 on 54/42/100 splits 😂😂😂
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump okay, at MOST, there’s 25k people in this video. you do realize it takes about 77 MILLION votes to win the Presidency, right? or do you not understand simple mathematics?
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump this isn’t even funny anymore. it’s not dangerous either. states will certify your loss this week and next week. this is just sad. a man in such deep denial he has to cry to his twitter followers while he’s the president of the united states. just sad.
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3 years
Luka Dončić’s NBA Resume: -26-8-8 career averages -2x All-NBA First Team -2x All-Star -Rookie Of The Year -2x Top-6 MVP Finishes -5 40+ point games in the playoffs (same amount as Larry Bird) -31/10/9 in his 1st playoff series -36/8/10 in his 2nd playoff series and he’s only 22
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2 years
The Mavs won a game against one of the hottest teams in the league with the refs against them and Luka Dončić was tied for the 4th-most points on the team. what a win
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isaac
2 years
so…i’ve gotta say it, i just do. we all remember what happened the last time the Mavs were the 3 seed in the Western Conference…
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2 years
Dirk was lighting up Tim Duncan and Kevin Garnett, a top-10 player and two of the greatest defenders on the planet, but i’m supposed to believe he’d struggle in an era where teams shoot more threes than ever and spacing is the best its ever been? alright man lol
@MirazNBA
Mich M.
2 years
Jokic > Dirk. The Dirk hype needs to chill. He wouldn’t be cracking the top 10-15 players in the league today. Everyone can shoot now. He wasn’t athletic, a great defender or a great passer. He’d struggle vs Jokic, AD, Bam, even KAT.
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3 years
@CaptainGhost007 @GumboGoon here’s the video if y’all want it💀💀
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3 years
this two man game with Luka and KP is nice (it was goaltending, basket counted)
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2 years
😹😹😹
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@edmondtheslayer
#1 NASCAR fan in the Galaxy
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Grizzlies molliwhopped the Warriors without Ja and JJJ yet Mavs fans want them in the second round 😂😂
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2 years
Salah Mejri just posted this on IG lol
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2 years
@nikotaughtyou @BryanGarcia888 the finals logo in the background makes it so much worse lol
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3 years
@downbadpatrol jesus christ, no regard for my man’s feelings
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4 years
@downbadpatrol this one was just tough to read. if she says “about what” you gotta at least answer. don’t go straight to 8ball💀
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3 years
Luka Dončić in the Mavs first two games in this series: 35.0 PPG 51% shooting 42% from 3 8.5 RPG 9.0 APG 1.0 SPG 1.5 BPG 2 W’s against the heavily favored Clippers We’re watching history, folks. Embrace it.
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3 years
Luka Dončić 3pt %: .377 Trae Young 3pt %: .359
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3 years
-1st Olympic appearance in Slovenia history -Smallest country in mens basketball since 1932 -Beat #2 Spain to win group -Went 4-2 in Olympics -Luka T-2nd highest scoring game in Olympic history (48) I’m sad it didn’t end in a medal, but WHAT A RUN by @luka7doncic & Slovenia
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isaac
3 years
@primeluka1 @JefferyxBball @downbadpatrol we dont slander jeffery on this app
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isaac
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@Chazamole @itsalwayskat @CarolinaBluCrab @andimartiniquee @queenyennifer_ @Wholesomemen__ i mean, it was pretty obvious what she meant lol. if you go on twitter with the solo purpose of correcting people’s grammar, you’re gonna be here a while 😂
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3 years
@downbadpatrol time to order 100 sausage pizzas to her house😈😈😈
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isaac
3 years
Luka Dončić really had one of the greatest Game 7 performances in the history of the NBA just for mf’s to come on this app and say the loss was his fault i’m still sick about it lmao
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isaac
2 years
give me Luka Dončić Spencer Dinwiddie Dorian Finney Smith Reggie Bullock Dwight Powell starting 5 tomorrow vs Utah
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isaac
3 years
@Toazt @elonmusk this is by far my favorite copypaste on twitter. i would PAY to see the kangaroo v Uruguay war
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isaac
3 years
@downbadpatrol ....jesus christ, pour one out for this guy
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isaac
2 years
if Mavs win tomorrow, they’re only 3.5 games back of 2nd btw
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3 years
@LilNasX on the one hand, it’s april fools day and i shouldn’t believe anything i read on twitter today...on the other hands, it’s fuckin lil nas x and i could totally see him doing this😭😭
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isaac
3 years
Luka Dončić really made all of these shots 💀💀 dude is a straight MAGICIAN on the court.
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3 years
@JAYP_BTC10x @elonmusk i bought in at less than 2 cents, so i’m making money off this either way: keep hating tho
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2 years
that’s a final from Dallas. 111-103 Luka Dončić had 35 points, 16 rebounds, and 7 assists. He also targeted 3x Defensive Player of the Year Rudy Gobert consistently down the stretch on defense…and won the matchup a lot.
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isaac
3 years
@AOC republicans want to spend almost a trillion dollars a year on our military but they get upset when we want to spend half a trillion to help people during the worst pandemic in a century?
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isaac
4 years
@mattsgoodtweets @kylekuzma he literally pointed out a flaw in the MSM, i thought y’all liked that....oh you only like doing that with CNN? got it.
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4 years
@espn tackling derrick henry and it’s not even close lol. if you fail to defend steph curry, you get embarrassed on film and you dust yourself off and go home if you fail to tackle derrick henry, you might actually die lol
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isaac
3 years
Luka’s hyped 😂
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isaac
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Wings center Kalani Brown with a message pregame.
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isaac
2 years
5 of the top 6 teams in the west are 8-2 in their last 10 games kinda hard to climb the standings when no one will lose a damn game 😂😂😂
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3 years
@downbadpatrol oh this is next level pain
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isaac
3 years
@wesrap @realDonaldTrump as they should. he won that state. just like biden should get 16 votes from georgia, and 20 from pennsylvania. biden 306, trump 232.
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump well..trump was professional for all of 2 hours and now he’s back to sharing conspiracy theories. at what point does the senate say “enough is enough” and invoke the 25th amendment? does he have to actually shoot someone on 5th avenue?
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