Nick Watts @internwatts Twitter profile

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2 years

Jada is gonna let Will Smith watch so hard tonight. Good for him.

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Tom Brady doing a roast just so everyone would call his ex wife a whore is 200 iq

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Gay son.

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Fun fact when I lived at a frat house for a summer they made my face the coke plate and sent me pics using it lol

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sorry drinking alcohol isn't cool anymore

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Y’all still owe us a Brittney Griner Boogie Cousins 1v1. Don’t think we forgot.

NBA

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STEPHEN vs. SABRINA 🍿 Stephen Curry and Sabrina Ionescu will go head-to-head in the first NBA vs. WNBA 3-point challenge during #StateFarmSaturday on TNT at #NBAAllStar 2024!

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2 years

Tonight is the super bowl for kids that have never left their hometown

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6 months

Your friend working construction rn

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2 years

Tonight is the super bowl for kids that have never left their hometown

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6 months

We already got 49ers/Ravens next week bro

Rashard Mendenhall

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6 months

I’m sick of average white guys commenting on football. Y’all not even good at football. Can we please replace the Pro Bowl with an All-Black vs. All-White bowl so these cats can stop trying to teach me who’s good at football. I’m better than ur goat.

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3 months

Rebound Bosh, back out to Allen, BANG

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4 months

The Toby Keith haters are so lame. Y’all don’t like him because he hated *checks notes* THE TALIBAN

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After all… why not? Why shouldn’t I?

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3 months

Check out this massive urinal in my hotel room

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6 months

They/thems after yelling at their 92 year old grandpa for misgendering them at thanksgiving dinner

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2 years

Patriots fans be like:

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3 months

This is the male equivalent of Taylor Swift fans following the nfl for the first time. I just looked up where I can stream SNL lol.

Saturday Night Live - SNL

@nbcsnl

3 months

Read-thru with @Shanemgillis !

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2 years

If they did this in America, fat people would call it “exclusionary and fatphobic” lmao

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1 year

My dad is about to raw dog this 2 hour flight, no phone, no books, no magazines, just vibes. God bless him.

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3 years

The General Mills employee that brought shrimp salad for lunch 3 weeks ago:

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3 years

I cannot emphasize enough how many times I have walked out of an establishment with this exact shit eating grin on my face

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4 months

DONALD TRUMP IF YOU CAN HEAR ME FORGIVE US OUR ZYNS AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO ZYN AGAINST US

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5 months

Ran out of zyns at family dinner

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7 months

“The year Mo Bamba came out, what was that like?”

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2 years

Millennials on here like “nothing better than college football and coffee!” Y’all have clearly never tried it with beer and drugs then.

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3 months

It’s all the damn frat kids ruining it for everyone!

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@OldRowOfficial

3 months

Spring Break is about to get banned in Florida isn’t it?

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At first I thought they were all burns on Brady but after seeing Gisele’s reaction, I realized. Every joke was like “ahahaha Tom your wife fucked a lowly karate guy! What a whore!” and then they would end every set with “but Tom you’re still the coolest and hottest guy ever!”

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@internwatts Didn’t think about it this way @FF_Ferg 😂

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5 months

Santa to Rudolph on a foggy Christmas Eve

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7 months

*me 12 beers deep* “Dawg I’m fuckin pissed rn. Remember when *hits bong* Charissa Thompson said Belichick wanted to run the ball more in the 2nd half? So it turns out that was bullshit. True journalism is dead bro.”

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1 year

Another successful 4/20 in the books 🔐

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5 months

If you think Michigan has a sliver of a chance to win this game and you work in college football media, every one of your credentials should be stripped and you should be forced to released a public statement about how stupid you are

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@Kiryuok Yeah how could I forget when Toby Keith single-handedly sent troops to the Middle East and commissioned drone strikes lol

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1 year

Ja Morant literally paid for 6 college tuitions in one night and wasn’t even nominated, smh. But y’all ain’t ready for that conversation

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1 year

Warriors star Stephen Curry, Suns star Chris Paul, Grizzlies star Jaren Jackson Jr., Spurs guard Tre Jones and Celtics forward Grant Williams have been selected as the five finalists for 2022-23 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Social Justice Champion award.

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1 year

what is the male equivalent of a sundress? does it exist?

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3 years

Was looking back at some @Jerrythekid21 videos he sent us in the past, and this might be my favorite

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Your mistake is thinking frat guys are protesting. They’re not. They are out there telling these blobs to eat shit, fuck off, and never touch the flag again. If they didn’t fuck with the flag and the US, no one would be bothering the losers playing Barbie land infitada.

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I think it’s really funny that none of them seem to have the faintest idea of what they were counter protesting

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5 months

Imagine showing this shit to Abe Lincoln lmao

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4 years

Frat guys will put $100 in their Robinhood account and start giving investment seminars at the bar

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2 years

This might be the greatest picture in college football history. No matter how innocuous it may be, the visual is the Mona Lisa of college football memes

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5 months

@OldRowSwig Watched road house again and was amazed at how they don’t make movies that are just good movies anymore. Not a biopic, not a remake, not based on a book, no political messages, doesn’t have some sort of deeper meaning, it’s just a good movie for the sake of being a good movie.

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2 years

This the canoe that lewis and Clark used to travel the Mississippi lmao

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2 years

smoked an entire pre-roll without ashing it, nature is amazing

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5 months

Somebody take my life right now. Please. Oh my fuck. I’m screwed.

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6 months

@eManea Yea, that’s why I tweeted “we already got 49ers/ravens next week bro”

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3 years

Damn, you just gotta feel for Alabama students rn. They have to wait a whole nother 8 months until they win a championship again

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1 year

Imagine it’s YOU and you’re getting 10 minutes of lifesaving cpr and then once you get in the ambulance, your boss says “alright everyone, 5 minute break and you’re back to work!”. The NFL and Roger Goodell just said Damar Hamlin’s life was worth 5 minutes…

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4 years

I thought this summer would be awesome without having to see 20 minute Instagram stories of people at music festivals, but unfortunately those just got replaced by sorority girls solving social justice 10 slides at a time

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3 years

Attention college girls with 1-5k followers on Instagram: you’re not an influencer, you’re just in a sorority

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2 years

“I FINK DAT AMERICANS SIGNIFICANTLY UNDAESTIMATE HOW MUCH DA AVERAGE BRI-ISH PERSON HATES AMERICANS”

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We used to be a country. A proper country.

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He’s like prime Barry Bonds. If you give him a pitch, he’s taking it yard.

New York Post

@nypost

2 months

Donald Trump hints at deporting Prince Harry if he wins election: ‘We’ll have to see’

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Obama if he was at a bar: uhhhh let me drink beer

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3 months

Reading up on the Kansas City shooting because I haven’t seen much information on it and holy fucking shit, you cannot make some of this stuff up. First, the mom SETS UP A GOFUNDME FOR A MASS MURDERER 💀 Then, I find out, these dipshits fired at each other because “they were

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4 years

Two party systems have never worked in America. We tried doing two parties one time during my term as Vice President of my fraternity and the ratio was fucked. Half the girls went to one party, the other half went to the other. No one got laid. Absolute nightmare.

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3 years

Prepping my timeline for New Years 😌

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Breaking: wealthy boomers jack up prices to $20 a beer, young people are to blame for being poor

CONSEQUENCE

@consequence

3 months

Gen Z is drinking 25% less at concerts compared to older generations:

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1 year

Darty of the century outside trump tower right now. Ratio is crazy. Get here!

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6 months

@W_B_Rick Afraid this is a banger

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1 year

I still don’t understand why the US isn’t better at soccer. “We don’t have a rich soccer culture.” Well I’ve never met a gymnast in my life and we still fucking win gold in that every 4 years.

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3 years

I’m telling you guys, it may be funny now because it’s Trump. But tech having this much power is so dangerous. They are showing that they’re above government. They could de platform someone for saying something completely innocuous. This type of control is scary.

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@Pearlywhirly2 1000% speculation lol “he was very patriotic so he’s a government plant”

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3 months

Alright so here’s the plan tonight

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3 years

I get awkward just running into one ex at a bar, Kendall Jenner goes to an NBA game and gotta face a whole starting 5 of exes. Brutal.

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6 months

I also find it hilarious how people consider frats to be these malicious hate groups when in reality, this is a good 99% of what being in a frat is like

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I have an announcement: I’m thinking of getting into pants beers, not quite sure, but giving a beer to your pants just makes sense to me

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3 years

COVID gonna run up the score like Nick Saban in Tuscaloosa tonight

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@BetOnline_ag This is bait because everyone knows lebron would NEVER agree to be roasted, fuck you

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1 year

Mfs when they book a flight on the busiest day of the year in the middle of a polar vortex and it gets cancelled

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8 months

Boy math is getting a 30 pack instead of a 12 pack so that way you don’t have to ask your bitch wife to pick up more brews from the store

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2 years

I wonder if it was the whole banging hookers and smoking crack thing

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@nypost

2 years

EXCLUSIVE: Hunter Biden's marriage is on the rocks

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You like that, white boy?

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3 years

$600 stimmy $2000 stimmy

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3 years

Anyone that calls out alabama for having hoards of people in the streets is lame. I’d take rona for a national championship any day of the week and twice on Sunday

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@stoolpresidente Tank’s body is like liquid matter, it conforms to whatever container you put him in. He’s evolved past the need for a solid form. He’s just built different

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Me if I was an offensive line coach:

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IS THAT A RIP?! NAHHHH 💀 @FanaticsSucks

SFGiants

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Looking good in the black & orange, ol’ Chap 🎩

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3 years

@TylerIAm He just figured out about anxiety 😔

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6 months

Idk Israel/Palestine seems pretty intense recently

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6 months

No rivalry compares to the Egg Bowl 🎙️ Jerrell Powe #BeatState

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This bridge will take 30 years and $7 billion to rebuild because someone will want to make an art project out of it while environmental agencies twiddle around collecting $250k salaries investigating the snail population.

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BREAKING: Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse

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There’s simply no reason as to why we as a society stopped doing beers at lunch during the work week. Production never improved, life certainly didn’t get better, let the boys smoke cigs and get a buzz midday on a Tuesday.

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4 years

Well he did a pretty shit job, dumb dumb missed like 90% of the fucking tree

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My toddler decorated my mother in law’s tree.

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ABC News

@ABC

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FULL STEAM AHEAD: London's Woolwich Ferry performed donuts on the River Thames in support of health care workers on the front line of the COVID-19 pandemic.

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At first I thought they were all burns on Brady but after seeing Gisele’s reaction, I realized. Every joke was like “ahahaha Tom your wife fucked a lowly karate guy! What a whore!” and then they would end every set with “but Tom you’re still the coolest and hottest guy ever!”

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Reject modernity Embrace tradition

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She’s only had 45 years to do something guys, give her time.

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“Wow, I can’t believe Steve is back. Got me thinking about how I blue it with you and should’ve picked up on your clues.”

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4 years

Ik these hats are out of style so it’s not a huge issue but I still think we should make these illegal for good measure

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2 years

Nick Castellanos coming off IL when he hears the queen passed away

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The organizers should be expelled. Not for the reasons you think but because they were stupid enough to think that a Palestine protest would work in MISSISSIPPI 😂

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@TimJDillon “All fair points” lmao literally admitting his show sucks

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The compassion for Tony Snell leaving my body when I found out his wife does shit like the “12 birkin challenge on a private jet”

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1 year

If only there was a form of transportation that could travel in all types of weather with no tsa and ample room to move around…

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4 years

Love it when the folks check up on me

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Bongani Eddie

@_Bongani_Eddie

3 years

😍😍😍 Non-alcohol Mimosas

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3 years

Shoutout to the apartment across the street for streaming the fight tonight

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3 years

Brits had themselves a day didn’t they

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Nick Watts

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4 years

This literally exactly what I’m talking about.

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People who live outside of NYC and don't have bodegas: where do you go to buy two Diet Cokes, a roll of paper towels, and oh also lemme get some peanut butter m&ms since I'm here, why not

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The army-navy game, 1944. We used to be a country. A proper country.

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3 years

I love college because you’ll see girls with Canada goose jackets and designer hand bags hook up with dudes who live in crack dens and haven’t washed their sheets since freshman year

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