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@SkrillexAudio

1 year

STAYNS DUBS COLLAB SHIRT LIVE ON SimpinAintEasy DOT COM !!! ( ◠‿◠ )

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@staynsdubs

1 year

WHAT THE FGUCK WOW ME AND @Simp4Sluts ARE TOGETHER TO SELL THE REAL STAYNS EMBROIDERED TEE THIS SHIT IS LIMITED :OOO (croptops arent available, so you'll have to cut it to make it happen; BUT IM WORKING ON DOIN A CROPTOP LINE SWEAR) GET ONE OMGHSU FKV

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2 years

how is this real LMAO

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2 years

“if you don’t want to get pregnant, don’t have sex” yeah that’s really easy for you to say Mr. Bitchless

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2 years

got my first HOA complaint so instead of just dealing with it and moving on I am reading the entire HOA handbook and snitching on every single one of my neighbors that has shit wrong with their house

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2 years

what the hell did Jehovah even witness

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3 years

no more seltzer’s, summer of violence

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3 years

can’t get over how hard this pic is

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3 years

this Halloween shit is easy

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4 years

Y’all shouldn’t have given me that $1200

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3 years

you don’t live “rent free” in her head bro, you legitimately traumatized her

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3 years

who fucking cares, Chief Keef was only 17 when he made Love Sosa

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3 years

BREAKING: Oliver Daemen, 18, becomes the youngest person ever to fly to space. #BlueOrigin

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2 years

a lot of you are underestimating how far people would go for internet clout and how stupid the gen pop is, the kid claims he will spend $75K on ladybugs but only needed to spend $75 to get the ball rolling and get hundreds of thousands of views on tiktok.

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3 years

@londonst6 if u woulda just chilled we coulda just been eating lasagna no issues 😞💯

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2 years

this is not a fun or quirky prank, it is extremely harmful and the kid deserves what he gets 🫡

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2 years

smoked an entire pre-roll without ashing it, nature is amazing

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2 years

I’m also practically the only person here without kids yet I’m the one having to yell at people/brake checking motherfuckers driving too fast through my neighborhood

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3 years

@SugaH0neyIceT SHE DEADASS STARTED IT LIKE THAT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION LMAOOOO

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3 years

also if you have the means, please carry some form of narcan; it’s often free, or less than $10, to potentially save someone’s life

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5 years

ATTENTION OUT OF STATE DRIVERS: Here in California the leftmost lane is reserved for people willing to severely break the law and risk having their car impounded, please do not drive there if you’re only doing 10 over the speed limit. Thank you

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3 years

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3 years

my mom takes sand from everywhere she vacations and that’s some pretty cute white people shit ngl

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3 years

Eminem said “nobody listens to techno” in 2002 but now it’s 2020 and nobody listens to Eminem and I still listen to techno

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2 years

hey sorry I stopped responding mid argument, I smoked weed and it turns out I actually don’t give a shit

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2 years

nevermind, they’re in my DMs begging for me to advertisement space now 😈😈😈

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2 years

this is where it all started going wrong

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3 years

I hate when I introduce myself to somebody and they say “we’ve met before” like okay???? make a better impression this time then?

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2 years

if I was a DJ my visuals would just be shit that stresses the crowd out, like a picture of a sad clown with the words “rent is due next week” flashing

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4 years

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND (& by popular demand I mean one person DMing me asking when I’m gonna do this shit again) IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME BAYBAYYYYY!!!! UP TO 4 ENTRIES POSSIBLE: 1 for a retweet + 1 for a favorite + 1 for tagging a friend + 1 for following my hoe ass!!!!

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2 years

same people that say “if you don’t want to OD, don’t do drugs”

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2 years

@kazz000m I’m about to be the worst person in my neighborhood

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2 years

guys please stop fighting 😢

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2 years

this kid that used to bully me in high school for being “under 6ft” just died LMAOOOOO I’D RATHER BE UNDER 6 FOOT THAN BE 6 FEET UNDER, BITCH😎

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3 years

illenium is just edm imagine dragons

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2 years

“my ex is crazy bro” whole time she was asking for bare minimum communication

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2 years

got no vibrators or lamps to promote I make clothes (for fun) and shitpost (for even more fun), but if you like environmentally friendly gamers and DJs you should follow @GroceryBoiz

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3 years

if you aren’t embarrassed of the person you were even 5 years ago, you are not growing properly

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2 years

weird way to ask me to advertise the purple vibrator but whatever

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3 years

not much, but it’s an honest breakfast

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4 years

@bIondiewasabi Super glued? You mean SEMENted?

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1 year

showing this picture to someone on acid would be so fucked up

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1 year

Happy Valentine’s Day to my forever Valentine!

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2 years

I do not struggle with depression, it actually comes to me very naturally in fact

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3 years

u showed me a video of u sucking someone else’s dick y r u even upset what did u expect

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4 years

@JBernardez_ Tiger Woods snapped on this one fr

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1 year

I ♡ gen pop edm takes

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3 years

I fucking hate it here

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1 year

for my family gift exchange 🥰

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1 year

this lineup looks like shit

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I’ve said it for a long time – if we invest in America, we can change this country’s future. See you on the road.

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3 years

lady at Taco Bell said “oh my god it’s you again!” ?????😭😭😭fuck you

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1 year

sorry skrillex fans🤚🏻😒 but RUMBLE😈 is an EXCISION song🙅🏼‍♂️ you can’t just barge into this scene without doing your research first🙇🏼‍♀️ Jeff is the king👑 of dubstep and it’s disrespectful to steal his tune names🤬 there’s truly no PLUR✌🏻🌸 in the community anymore😣😪

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3 years

can’t believe so many motherfuckers walked into a Chrysler dealership, saw a PT Cruiser, and then said “that’s the one”

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2 years

me putting my fitted sheet on my bed

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2 years

and one of them told Alison Wonderland that hating Hitler won’t bring her dead grandparents back ♡

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2 years

A friendly reminder

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3 years

some fucker snitched on me for smoking in the bathroom and I lied and told them he was trying to get me to cheat on his wife with him in there and security literally just said “I’m not dealing with this” and walked away😭

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2 years

when I said illenium made “fucking ass music” that is NOT what I had meant😐

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@SkrillexAudio

4 years

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALT RIGHT NEXT GIVEAWAY, 4 ENTRIES POSSIBLE: 1 for like + 1 for favorite + 1 for tagging a friend + 1 for following me You can replace “JUUL” in the shirt with Puff, Sourin, Wax, DMT, Meth, etc. I don’t give a shit!!! Also your very own Venmo so u can get that🧀

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3 years

Monday AGAIN tomorrow ?😀

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4 years

ITS GIVEAWAY TIME BABY!!!! 4 entries possible = 1 for like + 1 for RT + 1 for tagging a friend + 1 for a follow WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN ON THE DAY OF BAD LUCK 1 WEEK FROM NOW

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2 years

😭😭😭

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3 years

there’s “friends” that you HAVE to talk to constantly to “maintain” the relationship, and then there’s real friends who can disappear for months to years at a time and when they come back it’s like they never left

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2 years

congrats on the ADHD

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3 years

me, at the first festival back traveling between stages at light speed

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6 months

marijuana addicts either know their weeds entire family lineage and full government name or they are just like “idk, it’s weed”, there’s no in between

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2 years

this is the year I get healthy

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2 years

you REALLY think making music is more important than branding??? name ONE John Summit song

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3 years

where the fuck are y’all getting gas for $5/gallon I’ve been paying like $10/gram

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5 months

2024 we are making healthy choices 😎

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2 years

@thinkblew what he do

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2 years

excision if he ever had to announce a show where Wooli wasn’t support

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3 years

MOM I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING YOU TO PICK ME UP BECAUSE I AM TERRIFIED

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3 years

see, THIS is art

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2 years

“are you going to lost lands???” no, I pay $800 a month in utilities, I’m GOING to kill myself 😎

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2 years

freezing her discharge and making snow cones with it as a fun summer treat>

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3 years

if you own that purple vibrator or spotlight you’re dumb and I hate you

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1 year

you guys are so loud on Twitter just to be non-confrontational irl, if I saw people having sex at a festival I’m immediately screaming “IT SMELLS LIKE FUCKING SHIT OVER HERE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON”

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3 years

Arby’s taste so good when you ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s nasty

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3 years

you can be fired for failing a drug test because you smoked 2 weeks ago but your coworker who sweated out the cocaine he did last night is still employed

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2 years

John Summit x Jeffrey Dahmer merch coming this Halloween 😼

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3 years

you are not a “smol bean” you are rapidly approaching your 30’s

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@SkrillexAudio

4 years

K IS FOR HORSES SHIRT GIVEAWAY Tag your best friend and if they come out of their k hole long enough to spew some gibberish to you in the replies you could BOTH win!!!!! 4 entries as usual: 1 for like + 1 for RT + 1 for tagging a friend + 1 for following my bitch ass

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10 months

insane how good lineups are when they’re curated by someone who knows the scene

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3 years

I have decided to stop wasting my time and money on pointless hobbies and drugs, I am now fully committing to drugs

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3 years

I used to be straight up terrified of throwing up but now when I feel even slightly shitty and I’m like “alright let’s get it over with”

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3 years

NEWS FLASH DICKNOSE: the acid didn’t cause your bad trip, your guilty subconscious did, now evaluate why it happened and fix yourself

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1 year

DJ Rezz, she’s super lowkey, I found out about her from an Apple commercial 🤯

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@SkrillexAudio

5 years

Some of you know I’ve recently gotten into embroidery, and as I’m practicing I’m going to be giving away free pieces to get my work out there. RT/LIKE to enter to win a D.A.R.E. shirt in your size: each count as 1 entry and tagging a friend counts as another, for 3 total slots.

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5 years

@boryne No tweaker is that well maintained/has a real ass job working in customer service every single day, you’re just bullying someone with Tourette’s or some other disability, congrats! 🎊

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3 years

SHE FINALLY LET ME HIT (in the handicapped porta potty!!!)