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allison

@MtF_DOOM

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(misunderstanding LGBT slang) That outfit makes you look like a cunt

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wyll is so fuckinfff funny for just brushing himself off post nautoloid crash and getting on with his day

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this gotta be the scariest cutscene in the game

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everyone else is so disoriented, laezel is in a cage, shadowheart knocked out on the beach, karlach melting and he just

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first playthrough i didnt even realise he was on yhe nautoloid hes so chill about everything

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imagine trying to cook with astarion, yeah yeah he doesnt eat food i get it but just fkn imagine for a second. he is SO the type to get extremely overstimulated and stressed over cooking. he has such a short temper i can just imagine him fuckin SWEATING in the kitchen

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@pwrynz i cant play a run without chosing cunty head 5 half elf im so sorry

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@iamgamer41 i think its actually so in character of him tho like the first thing he does is find people that need his help

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therapy isnt enough i need the zaith'isk

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stimming isn't enough i need to fucking explode

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@ilyastarion

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🌱🌷⭐️💓 #bg3twt hiii im looking for new mutuals! im archie, 18, he/him, uk my tism special interests include: - bg3!! - botw/tears of the kingdom - apex legends - phasmophobia - coral island - the soundtracks of all of the above! pls like/rt if u wanna be friends!

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yipppeeeee! i did it

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its been 200 years since he was able to willingly hit the gay clubs he doesn't know the modern lingo

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@soysukes_spam average response to gale lmfao

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@mageslaying ive literally always thought this and wondered why no one brought it up.. as a kiwi it alwayd seemed so wrong to me

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this definitely comes from him having really high expectations of himself and wanting to impress his friends/tav but unfortunately, he does not know when food tastes good because it never tastes good to him 😭😭 poor boy

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@chiieur the replies be like: TRAPS bro.. trust me on this... many traps will work

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gale after astarion screams in his face because he used olive oil with garlic in

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rt/reply to be added to a bg3 gc! 🫧🌱🌷 - 18+ only sorry! - we can talk about our tavs/durge lore - i want to make friends ^_^ so pls be active pls dont flop ill be so sad

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once he understands the vocabulary he exclusively calls laezel 'slayzel' which annoys her but she assumes it means shes just reslly good at killing on the battlefield

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bg3 gc where u tell me in excruciating detail about ur tav/durge's lore

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4 months

did not realise baelen from the underdark is ABUSIVE to his wife???? god i shouldve let him EXPLODE fuck u bibberbang bitch

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next patch better be exclusively wyll themed like... cmon give my boy a little more then mere crumbs he is so perfect and has been robbed of an amazing story t_t

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i dont care pls just make wyll have an actual storyline and match the number of cutscenes he has w the other companions :(

IGN

@IGN

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Larian Studios founder Swen Vincke has revealed that the developer isn't planning to release any expansions or DLC for Baldur's Gate 3, nor a Baldur's Gate 4.

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@velvetart_ she would be SO confused over people saying slay. im imagining karlach hyping her up on the battlefield 'Chk. Yes I do slay in Vlaakith's name, but why must you call it out everytime I kill?'

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i forget its coming every time and Why does he look like that its so goofy

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@ilyastarion

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imagine being ftm in menzoberranzan

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its time u met my son.. this is goose he is very orange

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@ilyastarion

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please someone help me this is meant to be character creation

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never reinstalling mods again

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some of yall defend the emperor a little too much for my liking

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githyanki women are so beautiful.. the men however...

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shadowheart having an identity crisis and bleaching her hair is the most real part of the game

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@oomfvia he was so real for this

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gale nation this one's for you

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my favourite bug is when, at the emeralnd grove party, you have more than one potential suiter to spend the night with, and no matter who you choose you end up spending the night with astarion

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4 months

why does yenna not even send a fucking letter in the epliogue first i let u stay at me camp second i save u from the chosen of bhaal like where the hell did u go now

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sorry its so fucking funny that the way you help downed companions is by slapping them on the ass

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sorry for recent inactivity! it feels wrong to tweet all happy when palestinians are facing such suffering so ive been trying to educate myself, i encourage you all to look through this thread

daily nilou! 🪷

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Thread about Palestine: educational sources, donation links, and more.

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its ur least favourite astarion stans bday today

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top ten ways NOT to wake some one up

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guys sorry ive been so depressed but i will make this today!!! so last chance to show interest

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rt/reply to be added to a bg3 gc! 🫧🌱🌷 - 18+ only sorry! - we can talk about our tavs/durge lore - i want to make friends ^_^ so pls be active pls dont flop ill be so sad

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romancing laezel she is so fucking cute i cant

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ARCHIE DAYYYY

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looking for normal astarion thinkers who are not actually insane please i need friends who love him not for his sex appeal

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sol is SO pretty... such pretty privilege

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why is asos

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it's always a pleasure to see you sauntering over

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the face of a man who hasnt be hugged in 200 years

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i will not shut up about how minthara is the funniest companion followed closely by laezel

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Why is she poised like this

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4 months

i still cant believe shadowheart canonically beats up transphobes

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anyone here wanna genuinely be friends i have like Two friends in this fandom

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jaw on the floor cannot believe transphobic astarion 'stans' exist! astarion?????? he literallly loves trans ppl????????? canonically???? (confirmed by neil)?????

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honnkkk mi mi mi mi mi honnnkkk

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'im free feb 14' yes we know you treat bg3 as a dating sim

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when your card declines at therapy so they bring out sceleritas fel

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rip raphael you would've loved raphael

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where are all the laezel fans at ☹️☹️

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shadowheart 💀💀💀💀

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Wolfy🌈

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"that's my wife" I say, pointing at a picture of a middle aged fictional man

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didnt even break a sweat! (i cried during the inquisitor battle)

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yipppeeeee! i did it

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npcs are so real for running towards a minor illusion cat. yes! i too would hear a meow and drop everything to investigate!

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look how polite this random cat is i LOVE

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durge texting shadowheart

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look at my dog!

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just letting you all know i accidnetally broke my paladin oath ascending astarion so that i could see the new kiss and it was not worth it im so sorry durge u didnt deserve this

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blue's sad ending w gale :( they are so pretty

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hello bg3 nation

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ten hour shift doneeeee

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okay pls let me know if u actually want me to make this bc a lot of people seem interested

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bg3 gc where u tell me in excruciating detail about ur tav/durge's lore

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my favourite baldurs gate 3 song tbh

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gortash the kinda mf who asks 'where's my hug?' when you greet him

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@XenFreecss nah we just hate transphobic shits hope this helps xx

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@chiieur his fucking sex cut scenes would be INSANE

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out for dinner w viconia's shar worshippers

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pls free gale from that clip my boy did NOTHING wrong

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me and the boyfriend at the annual trout derby!! <3 oh also astarion is here too

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the utter shock in eyes at the fact someone genuinely cares about his feelings and hugs him.. god poor astarion my heart hurts

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guys pls answer which class id be and ill answer the same for you

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i want what they have

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Did he perform a ritual?

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gortash is so ugly i NEED him

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knowing the other companions are literally right next to them is SO fucking funny to me like god karlach would be cackling

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On. Your. Knees.

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is this a safe space

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new run and my durge is such a mf WHORE his flirty ass already bedded three companions and im not halfway through act 1

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put two gay men alone in one camp for long enough and see what happens

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@_TavQOTD_

5 months

#tavqotd what is your Tav’s relationship with Astarion? (I NEED DETAILS PEOPLE)

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making laezel less mean... making gale less sassy abt artefacts..... making gortash less gay.... whats next?????

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if karlach doesnt go to avernus at the end of the game (mindflayer moment) and wyll breaks his contract and becomes the blade of avernus he goes and adopts a little wolf and becomes a ranger and i love him so much for that hes so cute

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i cant believer minsc confirms that baldurs gate gay asf