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Joined February 2014
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@ih8carz
kenny
6 years
I’ve been looking for this thing for WEEKS
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@ih8carz
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6 years
Must be pretzel day
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@ih8carz
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7 years
“Introducing 280 character tweets” First of all, we asked for vine
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@ih8carz
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9 years
The wisdom teeth had me needing #stitches @ShawnMendes
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@ih8carz
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7 years
I look forward to the #NFID18 pictures every year. The creativity and dedication is incredible.
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@ih8carz
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1 month
The big game is on tonight, bro!! (i.e., Drag Race finale)
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@ih8carz
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6 years
I swear to god if someone quotes this with “deadass” one more time
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@ih8carz
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7 years
Which frat is this
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@ih8carz
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9 days
Was voted best dancer at the wedding last night
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@ih8carz
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4 years
if you went to an olv dance in middle school you’re immune to the coronavirus
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@ih8carz
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6 years
“Grandma, what’s your favorite song?” @CupcakKe_rapper
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@ih8carz
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23 days
Working on my serve for Challengers sequel
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@ih8carz
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6 years
A lot of people have been asking how I didn’t feel it. In Ann Arbor, MI there is a lot of snow, which constantly makes the ground feel uneven so I just assumed it was that!
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@ih8carz
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1 month
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@ih8carz
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4 years
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@ih8carz
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2 months
I keep looking at my mood ring. Tell me how I’m feeling!!
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@ih8carz
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7 years
Wish there was series called “Vine Icons: Where They Are Today” like did miss Keisha have a funeral? Did they get their juice? Did Jared learn how to read? Did she ever find the Quiznos? Did he end up going to Oovoo Javer?
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@ih8carz
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6 years
As a resident of Northville, I am completely (I have never been there, nor has it played a significant role in my life) OUTRAGED
@MLive
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6 years
Northville Downs racetrack to be sold, turned into high-end apartment complex
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@ih8carz
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7 years
Clearly never been to an OLV dance
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10 years
When hummingbirds dive, their bodies twerk faster than any other vertebrate on the planet.
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@ih8carz
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1 month
Sunday morning reflection
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@ih8carz
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8 years
This new update is unreal 😍 #iOS10
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@ih8carz
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2 months
It’s raining again 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
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@ih8carz
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7 years
RIP to everyone within a 100 mile radius of Ann Arbor
@MikeSullivan
Mike Sullivan
7 years
Michigan-MSU playing at night for first time ever. A FULL day of these 2 fan bases tailgating in close proximity. Should be interesting!
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@ih8carz
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8 years
All ready for Thanksgiving with my family!
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@ih8carz
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3 months
It’s almost Friday i think
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@ih8carz
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2 months
The weekend is approaching. Stay strong soldier 🫶
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@ih8carz
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5 years
sicko mode means mo bamba. mo bamba means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.
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@ih8carz
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28 days
I’m thinking. I’m listening. I’m learning.
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@ih8carz
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6 years
@mickaaaayla Not at all
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@ih8carz
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9 years
I've officially failed as a brother http://t.co/GyBqOz3eL2
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@ih8carz
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8 years
My mom asked me to check if the room had a bible. I don't know what to say.
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@ih8carz
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6 years
Y’all in Texas are wild 😳😂
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@ih8carz
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6 years
Welcome to the University of Michigan @ScottRogowsky @hqtrivia
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@ih8carz
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8 years
I think I just witnessed an attempted murder on a duck
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@ih8carz
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6 years
The internet is truly amazing
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@ih8carz
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5 years
i will not apologize for this #GameofThrones
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@ih8carz
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4 years
losing my mind over this mormon man on tiktok who has a link to his onlyfans but it’s actually this
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@ih8carz
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5 years
Hey everyone, please pray for my sister. Today, she is getting surgery. The doctors are trying to fix her personality. They say it’s the worst one they have ever seen. Please keep my family in your thoughts during this time. Thank you ❤️
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4 years
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@ih8carz
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6 years
You’re not the boss of me, MOM
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@ih8carz
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6 years
@chelseaperetti One time my grandma wouldn’t let me leave the dinner table until I finished all of my spaghetti and milk. I eventually puked and she gave me $5 not to tell my parents
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@ih8carz
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6 years
it’s so sad what they’re doing to kids at the border alexa play party in the usa
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@ih8carz
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7 years
Guess I peaked in high school
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@ih8carz
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8 years
Well done
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@ih8carz
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6 years
A captain always goes down with his ship
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@ih8carz
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7 years
I cannot tell you the feeling of pure joy I am experiencing right now #BostonBound
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@ih8carz
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8 years
You should have seen the tree!
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@ih8carz
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6 years
I like when you’re coming back to Michigan from somewhere warm and when the pilot announces the weather there’s a unanimous groan from the passengers
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@ih8carz
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8 years
Live. Swim. Dab.
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@ih8carz
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8 years
She had no chance 🐙
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@ih8carz
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4 years
How unbelievably embarrassing.
@freep
Detroit Free Press
4 years
The scene in Lansing right now as protests over @GovWhitmer 's stay home order continue. WATCH LIVE:
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@ih8carz
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8 years
Buzz Lightyear sez "to infinity and beyond!"
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@ih8carz
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7 years
A modern day romance
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@ih8carz
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6 years
My timeline: Yodeling Kid Spongebob Meme Yodeling Kid Yodeling Kid Yodeling Kid Political Tweet Spongebob Meme Raini Rodriguez (?) Spongebob Meme Yodeling Kid
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@ih8carz
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5 years
A bar called “bar mitzvah” where 6 grown men could lift you up from your chair at any moment and bounce you around until you puke
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@ih8carz
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6 years
Every year, I make the joke that one of my cousins has to eat more cause she’s eating for two. And every year, my grandma’s face drops into complete and utter shock. Can’t wait.
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@ih8carz
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6 years
When you didn’t study for the final and act surprised when you fail
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@ih8carz
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3 years
9 hours into my Wellness Day™️ here at the University of Michigan and i am feeling SO well 🥰 this university really considers the well-being of its students #ad
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@ih8carz
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8 years
I can't stand when people do this. Ugh! #relatable
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@ih8carz
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4 years
how come when women take a bath it’s always “sexy” but when i take a bath it’s always “this is sad kenny” and “you need to get a job kenny”
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@ih8carz
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5 years
@ryanyeetz we live in a society
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@ih8carz
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7 years
It's raining cause God is sad that a great senior class (except for that one day, and the butt chugging, and the vaping) is graduating today
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@ih8carz
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3 years
Well, the administration here at the University of Michigan has done it again. Our second (and last) Wellness Day™️ in the middle of the week. And just in time if I do say so myself! I was starting to feel unwell! Luckily, the next 14 hours will be stress free ☺️ #ad
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@ih8carz
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6 years
The most gun control this country has ever seen
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@ih8carz
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6 years
Ah, yes. The five shapes: square, rectangle, triangle, circle, and propane tank
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@ih8carz
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6 years
Wanna know how many times I’ve skipped my Friday morning class? l just had to look up where it is
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@ih8carz
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3 years
Lucy and I became friends when I was in 2nd grade. Today, I’m finishing my last semester of college. She always liked laying in the sun. I’m glad she got one last day of warm weather. I hope there’s a lot of sun wherever she is now
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@ih8carz
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9 years
My mom didn't know I was home #HappyHalloween
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@ih8carz
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4 years
@goodbeanaltalt i think the water is a metaphor for overdue library fees?
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@ih8carz
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5 years
Boiling water freezing midair in Ann Arbor, Michigan (2019)
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@ih8carz
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7 years
COLD HARD FACTS: 1. THE BEES ARE DYING 2. ALBANY IS THE CAPITAL OF NEW YORK 3. THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL 4. DOBBY’S DEATH WAS NOT NECESSARY 5. i committed a murder in sixth grade 6. VINE WILL MAKE A COMEBACK 7. I DID THIS TO SHOW I HAVE MORE CHARACTERS
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@ih8carz
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6 years
This juul just asked me to name three brothers before I hit it
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@ih8carz
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5 years
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that is why I got into the Ross School of Business
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@ih8carz
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8 years
RIP Jeep ❤️
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@ih8carz
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6 years
30 seconds after finishing last exam:
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@ih8carz
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5 years
woah
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@ih8carz
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2 years
put @frandrescher and @glamdemon2004 in a room together. the world would stop
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@ih8carz
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6 years
Nothing but respect for my president
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@ih8carz
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9 years
No ragrets. (Just joking. Lots of regrets right now) http://t.co/7TKwUOrspA
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@ih8carz
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4 years
isn’t there a football game against the university’s biggest in-state rival scheduled on one of the most social holidays in america in like 11 days...?
@UMPublicAffairs
UM Public Affairs
4 years
@silkiestmaria @UMich An order from the county public health department is imminent. @UMich has been working in close coordination with the county and will share details on additional steps we will take later today.
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@ih8carz
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6 years
Suddenly, St. Patrick’s Day is my favorite holiday and basketball is my favorite sport
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6 years
[me in bed, dying]: I don’t think I’m gonna make it [my roommate, healthy]: Ok :( [me, barely audible]: ᵗᴬᵏᴱ ᴹY ᶤᶜˡᶤᵏᵉʳ ʷᶤᵗʰ ʸᵒᵘ
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@ih8carz
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8 years
This is how excited I am for senior year
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@ih8carz
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5 years
stoners: 4/20! mathematicians: 1/5 lol my parents: April 20th, 2019 :D jewish friends: passover :) jesus:
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@ih8carz
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7 years
Sneak peek of Breaking Amish: Season 4
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@ih8carz
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8 years
OHMYGAHSHSJS @ShawnMendes
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@ih8carz
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7 years
Go Blue! 〽️💙 #Victors2021
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@ih8carz
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7 years
So my sister shadowed Mercy today and now she won't stop asking me what a "sugar daddy" is
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@ih8carz
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8 years
Grace is very upset that she broke her phone
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@ih8carz
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5 years
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Mom: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now, Mom Mom: Not asking for a writer, are they? Me: A man is having a stroke right now Mom: What a good clot twist
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@ih8carz
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8 years
Oh my god, he on X-Games mode
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@ih8carz
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7 years
I will Instagram was in chronological order
@TiffanyAlvord
Tiffany Alvord
8 years
Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will".
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