🇵🇸 @ibnsiddiqui Twitter profile

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@ibnsiddiqui

3 years

SubhanAllah man😭😭😭 which of the lord's signs will they deny

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CAN THIS MAN GET ANY FINER 🥵🥵

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3 months

Alhumdullilah I don’t lack in my Salah. But I do lack in dua. And I’ll be honest I hadn’t made a heartfelt dua in ages. Today after Asr I made dua for something I really wanted. WaLLahi I received a phone call less then two hours later giving me exactly what I made dua for

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1 month

Crazy Crazy PTSD man. May Allah protect all innocent animals😕

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Protein Shake

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2 years

Yo yk what I’ll admit it. Men are trash

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2 months

Bruv genuinely - this set my people back 3 millennia. Worst video I’ve ever seen

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1 year

Nah man I love mufti mehnk but how u liking ur own hate tweets😭😭😭😭

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7 days

Bhegarat came back after 27 hours and is just chilling like he didn’t just traumatise the entire family

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7 days

My cat ran away man. WaLLah I’m heartbroken

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9 months

Bro I’m actually so upset. My little sisters class had a school trip scheduled to France. To go on it you had to write an application on why you deserved to go. Around 25 children applied to go - 24 were picked. My sister wasn’t. She was the first to give in her application

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3 years

Assalamu alaikum. I've Been on twitter for time and haven't spoken to a lot of people😭😭 but for those of you who don't know me I'm actually a revert. And I've seen people drop their revert stories to try and help other people trying to do the same so I thought I'd say mine.

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4 months

Germany reviving Hitler for World War 3

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9 months

@DhurKhobis Doing one better - taking her to France on the same day, same boat. She was so upset man

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3 years

2002 and 2003 babies carry our generation

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2 years

this shit was too funny man 😭😭😭

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2 years

no debate whatsoever

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9 months

Started learning French, saved up to pay for it and I’m told it’s simply because her teacher didn’t like her. Everyone but her was picked and I think that it’s disgusting for a teacher to allow her bias to shatter a kids heart. Shame on WSFG

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3 years

New pose unlocked for the mandem😭😭😭 male life expectancy 📉📉📉

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3 years

People who dont like harry potter are bad vibes

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3 years

My sister memorised hella k pop songs but doesnt know ayatul khursi properly yet. She worried about the wrong jin fr

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2 months

Told mum to rest today❤️iftaar on me

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3 years

Unless you explicitly tell me imma assume everyone on twitter is from the UK

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3 years

Just witnessed a murder on the TL LOOOOOOOL

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6 months

A UK beast who raised four children alone, sent one to med school and the other three enroute to do the same. The very same UK beast that never made us feel disadvantaged are abnormal

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@Adu_Tea Bro thinks he’s cool coz his mum chats like a UK beast 🤣

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3 years

Nazr and black magic and jealousy is so real. Earlier this year a very close family friend basically my cousin passed away in a car accident. Later my aunty found a taweez or something in the back of his car usually an indicator of black magic. Jealousy cost my cousin his life.

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3 years

How am i supposed to explain to my white friends that my mum compliments me when i break something😭😭😭

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7 months

Got into an argument with her this morning. We patterned it everything’s good. Then she went out with her mates and now we’re arguing again. The board of directors disagreed probably

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2 years

so the first week of 2022 been shit for everyone ????

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3 years

take risks and prosper 📈📈

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1 year

Half of London seen this tweet 😭😭😭😭

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3 years

I need help which perfume smells better???

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3 years

Signs you're mentally and emotionally exhausted: 1. You're easily irritated 2. Completely unmotivated 3. Trouble sleeping 4. No patience 5. Detached from reality 6. Feel empty

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@ibnsiddiqui

5 months

Deen over

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3 years

Pov you were growing up in the elite TV era

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3 years

Non-muslim friends that say Ramadan Mubarak>>>>

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3 months

You don’t understand I literally feel like Allah has confirmed his existence to me. My faith feels renewed and I am so so happy to be Muslim

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3 years

Me listening to my parents chatting shit about me through the door

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2 years

POV: you went to a British primary school

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7 months

Icl bullying short people isn’t even funny. They can’t control it. A short mate of mine committed suicide a few years back because of the bullying. He jumped off a curb

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3 years

The brown people flu remedy starter pack

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3 years

POV: You made all the right choices on Sunday

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3 years

miracle in cell no 7 😭😭wallah that film actually hurt me

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3 years

brown girls when they stand up to fast

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3 years

wallahi I pray for all the Muslims brothers and sisters who are suffering in silence because they have no one to talk to or nowhere to turn to. May Allah grant you all ease from you're suffering ameen. Here's a list of duas that may be of benefit to you:

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3 years

white husbands in horror movies are so mad 😭😭 "it's all in your head there's no ghost" bro Ur nan is floating doing 360s in the air 😭😭😭

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1 year

@hvbbvtt @imxnnali Nothings wrongg here bro

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11 months

Someone check on Xavier please becharas head must be hurting looking for an excuse

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Reading the Quran... ❤

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3 years

His mum tried to jump in front of the knife willing to save her son but she was pushed out the way and he was stabbed apparently. Ya rabb give this woman strength 😭😭😪

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3 years

Might make a Jinn story GC to scare the Shit of people 😭😭 who's backing?

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2 years

brown guys dating white girls calling them "meri Jaan" like behave akh that's Mary Jane 😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

RE teachers asking me in Ramadan "not even water??" like bruv 😭😭😭u have a degree in religion

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11 months

Oh god please no every brown girl will rinse this for the next 29 months 😭😭

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8 months

Watching Netflix is also bidah btw. The Sahaba never did that.

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@fxlxfel @icedcoffeind It’s Bidah, has no evidence from the deen Your dad can keep his box full of shirk and bidah

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3 years

Icl ramadan isn't healing me like I thought it would yk

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3 years

How can people not like biryani?? Thats honestly so weird to me

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3 years

Is it just me or does 6 from the numberjacks look like central cee 😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

New born babies arent cute😭😭😭they look like raisins 😭😭 babies get cute when they like 6 months

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3 years

Why do women like flowers 😭😭😭 I'm gonna buy my wife danya. Practical really

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10 months

“To him we belong and to him we will return” May Allah grant you jannah Nano I love you so much

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3 years

every asian meme page will post this video at some point this ramadan LOOOOL

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3 years

Therapy: £90/hour Praying Salah: £0/hour

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2 years

Bro replied to his own tweet😭😭😭😭Nonces ain’t slick

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3 years

I went home stressed today thinking my parents will react terribly to my results. But instead my mum just told me it was all good and she understands everything that's happened. From a pandemic to personal issues and loss. (1/1)

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3 years

Moh theres no bouncing back from this 😭😭😭rejected on the TL

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3 years

Is suicide self defense because you killed the person tryna kill you??

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3 years

May Allah bless and guide all those who are going through hardship with Deen and wallahi if anyone ever wants to have a conversation about Deen or ask something, feel free to message me and Inshallah, Allah will give me the tawfik to help to the best of my ability. Ameen

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How to be funny: 1. Come from a broken home 2. Depressed 3. childhood trauma 4. all of the above

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3 years

in 2024 someone will tweet "Remember when we were in a whole pandemic" and will get millions of likes 😭😭😭😭

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3 years

And when I realised that even though I abandoned my god, he had never left my side, I cried. And I prayed and soon I remember after a night of watching Islamic videos on YouTube just before fajr prayer I took my shahadah again and prayed fajr as my first prayer as a Muslim again.

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6 months

20x40 = £800 for 240 brownies… 😭😭😭😭😭business model is so remarkable mashallah fair play

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Time to fill 40 boxes in two hours 🙏🏽🙏🏽 pray for me

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3 years

I'm actually a victim of the "I'll do it tomorrow mentality" no motivation at times wallah

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3 years

Rappers in jail is so funny. like damn ur bars are so hard youre behind them

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3 years

why do girls cover their mouth when they laugh??? 😭😭Ur teeth that bad?

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3 years

Brown girls when they see a spider the size of an electron in their room

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2 years

😭😭😭😭my young cousin got confused when saying bye so instead of saying "challo teek hai" he said "chammak challo" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭im crying

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3 years

I just... I just dont know what to say or do😭😭😭I've lost all hope for my generation man

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3 years

going to text someone your good news but realising they're no longer a part of Ur life <<< sharp pain fr

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😭😭 apparently if you have a girl you can't say happy birthday to other women 😭😭😭

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MT men are so weird man - the Quran has never mentioned the requirement of an intact hymen, rather for both genders to protect their private parts from view. It is basic knowledge that a wide variety of activities can break the hymen so as the prophet said always assume the best

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@mainMOODY There was a video online of a man torturing a cat a while back

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3 years

Why are his titties social distancing 😭😭😭😭

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3 years

So I began researching. And as a famous sheikh or somebody of similar title said "to learn Islam properly, unlearn everything yk and learn it again." And so I did

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1 year

This brought peace to my heart

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1 year

Icl perfect family is 1 wife, three kids, one cat and two cars. One Mercedes and one Audi. None of that Range Rover baqwaas.

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3 years

5 likes and I'll tweet my results and my mums reaction 😭😭😭 (I got 2% in my mocks btw)

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3 years

Low-key wish tattoos weren't haraam 😭😭😭😭they are acc colddd

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😭😭no way girls make fake accounts to test boys 😭😭😭😭

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The kutta filter on snap was too funny yk😭😭😭 people were gassed to look like dogs

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3 years

@karasschi "a filthy white... damn. "All mankind is from Adam and Eve, an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a non-Arab has any superiority over an Arab; also a White has no superiority over a Black nor a Black has any superiority over a White except by piety and good action."

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3 years

a 10/10 goes straight down to a 3/10 if they use the wrong there, their, and they're

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3 years

My cousin uncles wife named her kid after her ex 😭😭😭😭im crying

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May Allah grant all those on the submarine forgiveness. Why lie? That was potentially one of the worst ways to have died

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3 years

In Pakistan😭😭 girls don't have sugar daddies in their DMs they have cheeni Abu's 😭😭😭😭

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3 years

Although my revert story isn't as remarkable as others, I think to myself everyday how thankful I am that Allah SWT did not neglect me but sent the most amazing friends, companions a man could ask for.

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3 years

apparently when you annoy her and she tells you to go away she doesnt acc want you to go away??? women are so confusing

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3 years

Maybe he noticed my emptiness as I faked jummah prayer or the fact I wasnt fasting in Ramadan or how I removed myself when Islam became the topic of conversation. but slowly he showed me a way back. Didn't force the religion down my throat but showed me things.

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3 years

In honour of retiring from school😭😭as promised here's a thread of the weirdest shit that's happened in school over my 18 years of education

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3 years

Although occasionally I really do miss the brothers Allah has called back, I've never questioned his wisdom, or his plan. Instead I accept that Allah is the best of planners and move forward knowing my lord would not bring unnecessary harm upon his followers.

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3 months

Is his deen contract full time or part time?

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1 year

Opened a door for a woman at the optician and she said shes capable of doing so herself? Chivalry is dead and feminism killed it 😭😭😭 I was just being nice

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