Ian Carlos @ianxcarlos Twitter profile

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

9 years

While we're here: check out my book trailer for #VaguelyBasedOnATrueStory http://t.co/cmciXfWcEZ

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

4 years

“Why are you obsessed with The Mandalorian?"

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4 years

This...just made me cry

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1 year

Imagine being this hot!!!!

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5 years

I *still* think about last year’s #MetGala when Sexy Pope Rihanna killed us all with her catwalk to Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus” - I hope they do some shit like this again this year

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6 years

Tonight my nephew went to put on a princess crown, my aunt said, “that’s for girls” then looked at me & said, “Sorry, Ian” & said to my nephew, “You can wear whatever you want! A princess can be a boy or a girl” & I’ve never been so proud to be the shrill liberal buzzkill i am

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5 years

I never wanna see or hear *any* Anne Hathaway slander ever again

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@NotAgainBen

5 years

Anne Hathaway talking about Drag Race and Monét X Change, I'm screaming 💀

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@ianxcarlos

5 months

These queer folks who think there are “a zillion sex scenes in media”and that being sex positive means “begging men to beat us” literally hand the homophobic discourse to conservatives on a silver fucking platter

Pander Shirts 🇵🇸

@PanderShirts

5 months

A lot of so you don’t like waffles tweets

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

6 months

A hot straight guy I went to HS with recently replied to my insta story with, “no homo…wait is that offensive? I’m sorry if it is but you keep getting hotter”

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

3 years

They said sometimes things that are expensive are worse!

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1 year

Hottie saying she looks like Beyoncé is queer history

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Ian Carlos

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5 years

My l*ft driver and I had a genuinely nice discussion about how he could be a better ally to his his gay sons and it was...weirdly productive?

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4 years

I truly can’t believe how Elizabeth Warren continues to impress me. She’s been my number one candidate since she announced she was running but FUCK this is such a good answer

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3 years

My morning hot take is I feel like Kermit is weirdly too famous for this? Also, this is so unhinged i love it

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

8 years

Like, if this were a shot from a movie, it’d be real obvious which plane belonged to the villain.

BuzzFeed News

@BuzzFeedNews

8 years

The planes of Donald J. Trump and Hillary Clinton pass in Las Vegas on the eve of their final presidential debate. 🇺🇸 (📷:: @GettyImages )

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Ian Carlos

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1 month

I love Devon Sawa so much 💜 its v nice when someone you loved/crushed on as a kid doesn’t let you down as an adult

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

3 years

When I worked at the Barnes & Noble in Brooklyn, he came in and asked me for help and called me sir the whole time and had a jacket partially zipped down with no shirt underneath and then came over to thank me again on his way out - this man continues to have a chokehold on me

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3 years

we did it kids i can’t stop crying

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Ian Carlos

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2 years

@BudrykZack anytime discourse happens and folks are like “lol Holden has issues and isn’t a good person” it’s like YEAH NOT SHIT THATS THE POINT OF THE BOOK

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Ian Carlos

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5 years

this is camp

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Ian Carlos

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3 years

Hey all! I maintain my store’s LGBT YA section and I’m really proud of how many queer authors I’ve been able to bring into the store bc of it - but lemme know of any new (or even older) queer books I should order in for the section ✨🌈✨

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

4 years

This is one of my favorite coming out scenes on TV - Buffy over doing it with her ~acceptance~ then realizing what she’s doing and correcting is just so so perfect. It meant so much to me back then and still does now 💖

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Ian Carlos

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2 years

I spent my night expanding my LGBTQ YA section at work and the most precious tween came up to ask me for some gay books with covers that aren’t obvious bc her parents are super conservative so I helped her and she thanked me for running this section bc she said it’s her fave 🥺

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

6 years

I am just now learning that Doug the Pug’s owner is....rudely hot

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

7 years

Uma Thurman saying, “I’ve been waiting...to feel less angry,” is my fucking forever 2017 mood.

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

5 years

Choose your f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ Twink King

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

5 years

Roger Smith is an incredibly underrated queer icon

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

4 years

The X-Men stay relevant

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

5 years

Why is Gwyneth Paltrow’s first scene in #ThePolitician making me tear up? She’s such a tender, sweet mom I WANT HER TO BE MY MOM

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

5 months

The person then subtweeted our interaction w/ “guess I’m a prude bc I don’t like sex scenes in movies bc of my trauma” and that leap in logic really sums up the dumb fucking brain worms of every idiot on this hellsite has. I avoid movies that I think will upset and it’s that easy

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

2 years

Lemme go back in time real quick and explain what a meme is to my younger self and then tell him that SMG and Charisma Carpenter, my two gay icons, would one day be chatting over a meme I made

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

5 months

Someone replied (then deleted) to say she didn’t like seeing sex/nudity in every horror movie bc of her trauma and I can’t even think of a recent horror movie I’ve loved that had any? Also it’s perfectly okay to just….avoid movies with sex scenes if they affect you so negatively

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

5 years

This guy def says he used to be fat but now he has two nieces

michael vincent

@mvddm

5 years

This is an attack, stop him!!!

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

7 years

Cause of death:

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

8 years

Happy #4thofJuly

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

4 years

@mvddm I can’t tell if he’s a Jersey gay or a straight douche bc the line is so blurred here

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

5 years

I just got around to reading this whole thread and I started laughing so hard I cried at the “sad text with happy background” ones WHY ARE THESE SO ACCURATE

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

3 years

AOC is truly the best of the best

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

2 years

Elisha Cuthbert’s delivery here

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

6 years

My mom finally saw Black Panther and this was her review: “That gorgeous bald woman was my favorite! Maybe I should shave my head and learn to fight.”

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

3 years

Happy 23rd birthday to this iconic fucking scene

Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast

@slayerfestx98

3 years

23 years ago Sarah Michelle Gellar and Cynthia Bergstrom invented the slow motion run with this scene/jacket

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

1 year

A plucky, take-no-shit badass who is very good at what she does and sometimes needs the help of her friends but is bad at asking for help

charlz 🇵🇭💜

@clambuoyance

1 year

What’s your favorite type of character? Like the one that you always tend to gravitate towards

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

5 years

@jordaanblok The hair is what REALLY kills me

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

3 years

Anyway, here’s some porn

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

4 months

I wasn’t gonna do the “me at 21” meme bc my self esteem can’t handle folks thirsting after twink me but a friend *just* text me this pic she found of me at 20/21 at the Jersey shore and Jesus Christ who IS this twink

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

2 months

Those hips might not lie but they def need to take a class on media literacy

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

2 months

Shakira shares her thoughts on Greta Gerwig’s ‘BARBIE’: “My sons absolutely hated it. They felt that it was emasculating. And I agree, to a certain extent. I'm raising two boys. I want 'em to feel powerful too [while] respecting women. I like pop culture when it attempts to

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@alex_abads I can do this on twitter in an hour

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

1 year

Images from the new Scream in Entertainment Weekly and a THR cover story interview with Sarah Michelle Gellar released on the same day has me feelin’ like it’s 1997 again and I couldn’t be happier

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

2 years

America’s Final Girls, Ian Carlos Crawford and Neve Campbell 🔪🔪🔪

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

3 years

I’m depressed and my favorite show is Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Benj Pasek

@benjpasek

3 years

tell me you’re gay without telling me you’re gay.

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7 years

Me on Thursday, January 19th 2017 vs Me on Friday, January 20th 2017

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@ianxcarlos

5 years

#1stCartoonCrush I like what i like, ya know?

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

5 years

And the twist here is that Shitty Buffy’s nephew is ALIVE

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@ianxcarlos

4 years

Watching Christmas episodes of TV shows in bed 🎄✨💖

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

1 year

when two queens come together to maximize their joint (vampire) slay(ing)

Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast

@slayerfestx98

1 year

Buffy and Guillermo, two fashionable Vampire Slayers at the Glaad Awards ✨🦇🌈

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

7 years

Well. I've already seen my favorite sign at the #WomensMarch today, cc @McKelvie @GWillowWilson

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@ianxcarlos

7 years

“I say, I say, I do not recall having any contact with Russia!” #SessionsHearing

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@ianxcarlos

3 years

LOVE TO SEE IT

Lucy Lawless

@RealLucyLawless

3 years

@ksorbs No, Peanut. They are not Patriots. They are your flying monkeys,homegrown terrorists, QAnon actors. They are the douchebags that go out and do the evil bidding of people like you who like to wind them up like toys and let them do their worst. #keepingYourFilthyHandsclean #enabler

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@ianxcarlos

4 years

SHE'S EVEN GOOD AT NOT BEING A SORE FUCKING LOSER GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I LOVE HER AND HATE *EVERYONE*

Saturday Night Live - SNL

@nbcsnl

4 years

Please welcome Sen. Elizabeth Warren to The Ingraham Angle. #SNL

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

2 months

The fact that I'm nearly 15 years older than fucking Frasier Crane was supposed to be in Cheers s1 is....chilling

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

11 months

the way I've had a nosebleed from people on here and insta who commenting to let me know that Anya made this up on the spot and it's probably not her real birthday as if that's not the whole fucking point of this scene my god everyone is so fucking annoying

Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast

@slayerfestx98

11 months

Happy birthday, bb

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@ianxcarlos

4 years

Next time on F*milydick!

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4 years

The gasp I just let out...

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@ianxcarlos

4 years

TELL ME I HAVE FRUIT PUNCH MOUTH THEN THROW ME THROUGH A SKYLIGHT, MOM

Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast

@slayerfestx98

4 years

🔥🔥 A MOMENT 🔥🔥

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

5 months

Just got my first ever mean message about my looks on Grindr from rando anon profile and while I’m not screenshotting I will say MOTHERFUCKER IM ALREADY HAVING A ROUGH TIME IN EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF MY LIFE DO NOT PUSH ME BC I ABSOLUTELY WILL…. cry

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@ianxcarlos

3 years

My dad just asked me, “What college is your jacket from?”

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@ianxcarlos

4 years

@ihatejoelkim Lol fun fact - I work there now and they changed the dress code this year so we can wear jeans

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@ianxcarlos

4 years

This brought me to tears. This is so well written and so tender and fuck I love him.

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@ianxcarlos

2 months

Having a crush?!? Having a crush on a STRAIGHT MAN?!? I am 41 years old what in the flying fuck is wrong with me!!!!

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@ianxcarlos

7 years

Goodbye, we've ascended to a higher plane where Cate Blanchett performs "You Don't Own Me" w/ drag queens & then takes a selfie with us

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@ianxcarlos

5 years

All my crushes have me muted

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@ianxcarlos

3 years

Kathryn Hahn watched the @slayerfestx98 “Agatha All Along” mashup video I made ON THE VIEW TODAY I AM DECEASED

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@ianxcarlos

7 years

Literally all of us

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@ianxcarlos

4 years

Our country is fucking diseased these unarmed folks get tear gassed yet the white folks who protested WITH GUNS get...nothing

Carlos Gonzalez

@CarlosGphoto

4 years

The scene at the Minneapolis 3rd Police Precinct.

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5 years

Anyway, I’ve started #BigMouth season 3...

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@ianxcarlos

3 years

Sorry to be a Debbie Downer but: I worry how this will effect those of us working retail bc YOU KNOW Christine and Robert who were lying about not having to wear a mask before will now absolutely be lying about being vaccinated

Kyle Griffin

@kylegriffin1

3 years

Breaking. NBC News confirms: The CDC will announce that Americans who are fully vaccinated against COVID no longer need to wear masks or physically distance, indoors or outdoors in almost all circumstances. @MSNBC @NBCNews

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1 year

I’m teary eyed because I love her so much. My hero🥺

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

5 years

Today marks 4 yrs since the worst day of my life. It feels dumb tweeting this but it feels weird to *not* tweet something - grief, ya know? My life’s been a MESS since that day but I’m mentally in the best place I’ve been since then. Love & miss you all the time always, Chris 💖

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@ianxcarlos

1 year

@JoshuaConkel JLD can deliver an insult like no one else

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@ianxcarlos

2 months

The man who sold me my bottle of water at Penn Station said, “Have a blessed Ea-“ paused, then looked me up and down realizing he was talking to a godless faget, and then said, “….Sunday. Have a great Sunday.”

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@ianxcarlos

8 years

I’d like to thank @MagpieLibrarian for this nice reminder. #debate

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@ianxcarlos

6 years

I say this completely devoid of any kind of irony: I love Joy Behar

jordan

@JordanUhl

6 years

They discussed socialism on The View. It went very well.

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

27 days

My everyday look is now just different X-Men Tshirts and gym shorts

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@ianxcarlos

3 years

My villain origin story is gonna be that I watched the "Agatha All Along” clip too many times and decided I wanted to BE her.

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

7 years

Here's a picture of Cordelia Chase and Eleven to make your Saturday better 😍

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5 months

Jeremy Allen White, thank you for your service

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@ianxcarlos

7 years

After Cate Blanchett performed “You Don’t Own Me” in drag at Stonewall for a fundraiser for Gays Against Guns, she legit hung out and took pics with everyone in the room. She told me i was cute 💖

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

4 years

Annie Murphy doing “A Little Bit Alexis” on her insta live in complete Alexis drag is absolutely what I needed today

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@ianxcarlos

4 years

This is 37, y’all 💖✨✌️

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@ianxcarlos

3 years

This whole exchange 😍

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

1 year

I have not seen Tár and the discourse about it online is so all over the place I’m not even positive what it’s about but the one thing was sure of was that it’s a biopic and I just learned…it is not a biopic

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

6 months

Ended Thanksgiving by stopping by to see my favorite cousin who used to take care of me when I was a kid and I’m really hoping I’m as hot as her when I turn 65 ✨🦃

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

1 year

Every time there's a new Scream movie, I worry this will finally be the one where one of my beloved Final Girls Gale or Sidney dies. I thought maybe I'd be less anxious knowing Sidney will make it this time since she's not in this one BUT NOW IM JUST MORE ANXIOUS FOR GALE

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@ianxcarlos

6 years

Today I cut my hair and shaped my beard and no one noticed. Validate me, twitter moms and dads.

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

6 years

I’m so sad that Chris Evans will never be my husband.

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@ianxcarlos

4 years

BIG FUCKING MOOD 24/7 BUT ESPECIALLY RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Ian Carlos

@ianxcarlos

8 months

Is this a safe space to say this is one of my all-time favorite pop songs? This shit still slaps 18 years later and will still regularly get thrown on playlists I make

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@PopCulture2000s

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18 years ago today, madonna released one of the greatest songs of the 21st century ‘hung up’

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1 year

I’m turning 40 this year (in 20 days!) and I’ve decided to pivot to slutty and confident for 2023. And it’s gonna be everyone’s problem.

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