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Gabe Sanchez 

@iamgabesanchez

3 months

Making Lara Trump the chair of the RNC is like putting an arson in charge of a fire department. Please do it! 🙏

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Gabe Sanchez 

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Elon Musk's net worth has fallen over $49B since he first offered to buy Twitter for $44B. That is all.

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We truly live in the dumbest timeline

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Kyle Rittenhouse: “I’m going to Texas A&M!” Texas A&M: “Lol nope.” Kyle Rittenhouse: “Just kidding, I meant I’m going to Blinn College!” Blinn College: “Says who?”

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Tell me you live in America without telling me you live in America

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Elon Musk's net worth has fallen over $66B since he first offered to buy Twitter for $44B. His days as Tesla CEO are numbered.

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Alex Jones in “Curb Your Defamation”

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This aged perfectly, Tomi 🤌🏼

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Who did it better? lol

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Elon Musk to everyone: "screw world hunger, I'm buying Twitter"

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Elon Musk only has ~$2.8B in cash and cash equivalents. Elon has to personally cover $21B of the $44B Twitter deal (not secured). Elon will owe Twitter a $1B break-up fee if he can't secure the financing. Elon is stuck lol.

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Thanks to Republicans, nowhere is safe in America.

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By popular demand, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gaetz running from their own protest rally...but set to the Benny Hill theme song. Enjoy.

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Trump doesn’t seem happy with Joe Rogan right now

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Are Republicans upset about the cat yet?

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It’s not a raid. It’s not a storage issue. It’s not executive privilege. It’s TREASON.

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BREAKING: Presidents do not control gasoline prices

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Donald Trump is now complaining that Google hasn’t approved Truth Social's Android app. He even went as far as to ask, “Is Google trying to fuck me?” One major glitch tho, Truth Social hasn't even applied for approval.

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It’s been 13 years since Betty White and Ryan Reynolds filmed this bit and I laugh every time. Thank you for everything, Betty.

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No, please. Tell me how Hunter Biden’s laptop is the problem and not Jared Kushner getting $2 billion. I’ll wait.

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Six months after leaving the White House, Jared Kushner secured a $2 billion investment from a fund led by the Saudi crown prince, a close ally during the Trump administration, despite objections from the fund’s advisers about the merits of the deal.

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Donald Trump created the Highland Park shooter

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Donald Trump: “I hope you can help help and help out” The broke, disgraced, twice impeached, one term, insurrectionist, traitor is struggling to beg for money.

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Republicans: "You can't peacefully protest on the public sidewalk outside Brett Kavanaugh's home! That's barbaric!" Also Republicans: "Let's storm the Capitol, smear our shit on the walls, and build gallows for Pence!"

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Proud Boys are so “proud” of who they are that they hide their faces in public.

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GoDaddy has informed the Texas pro-life whistleblower site that they have “24 hours to move to another provider for violating our terms of service” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Way to go, everyone!

GoDaddy cut off Texas Right to Life’s abortion ‘whistleblowing’ website, and it might be gone

Activists have been flooding the site with fake tips, too

www.theverge.com

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@elonmusk Elon’s Free Speech on Twitter: - you can’t make fun of Elon - you can’t post videos of Elon getting booed - you can’t share Elon’s jet using public flight data - you can threaten someone’s life and well-being based on their religion, race, or beliefs What a clown 🤡

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BREAKING: Jared Kushner will appear before the January 6 Committee this week

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3 years

Meet my abuelita, Mama Eva. She is 98 years young. Thanks to the vaccine, we were able to see each other in Mexico.

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It was at this moment, Marjorie Taylor Greene knew…she f*cked up

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Do you think Ted Cruz is more upset that Stacey Abrams made a cameo on Star Trek or…?

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He’s just not that into you, Kyle

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LOL this tweet is still up.

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Donald Trump: “Can we please split the bill for my special master?” DOJ: “Lol nope. You cried about wanting a special master, so you can pay for it.”

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I‘d like to thank Donald Trump for giving us the funniest and most embarrassing 16 seconds in news history

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I’ll never forget the time when Serena Williams was walking through Dolores Park and challenged two random guys to a tennis match. And she played them in furry boots! Congratulations to @serenawilliams on an illustrious career! 🐐🏆🎾

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I can’t stop watching Lauren Boebert embarrass herself lol

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Laura Ingraham: “Wait wait wait, when did I mention measles?” Raymond Arroyo: “It was on ‘You’.” Laura Ingraham: “What was on me?” Arroyo and Ingraham just did a modern day “Who’s on First?”

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“wE aReN’t FaScIsTs”

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BREAKING: Proud Boys will soon rename themselves to Plea Boys

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3 years

It's the slight glance over at the jury for me

Kyla in the Burgh 🏴‍☠️🔥

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3 years

Watching murderer, Kyle Rittenhouse, cry like the little baby bitch he is might be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. Not so tough when you don't have a gun in your hands, eh? Little coward.

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Donald Trump had more than 300 classified documents at Mar-a-Lago. I repeat, more than 300 classified documents! He wasn’t scrapbooking or keeping mementos. He was acting against America’s interests.

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Donald Trump: "I plead the fifth" Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I do not recall" Fani Willis: "Let's do this, Ms. Merchant"

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Turns out, Matt Gaetz is a great fundraiser for abortion rights.

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Alright, who’s going to explain amendments to Rep. Lauren Boebert?

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@DineshDSouza Dinesh, you're a felon who pleaded guilty to illegal campaign contributions. Bill Barr debunked your voter fraud mockumentary and laughed at it (all while under oath). And when you're not trying to sell your fantasy novels, you're hawking MyPillow merch. Sit down, bud.

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Aide: “The House Freedom Caucus is demanding that you be removed as Speaker of the House.” Speaker Pelosi: “Who?”

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Do you know what is on Hunter Biden’s laptop? Emails from Tucker Carlson asking Hunter to help his son get into Georgetown.

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The Proud Boys accidentally smoke bombed themselves in an abandoned KMart parking lot. Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Lindsey Graham: “It is time to mobilize our retired and former service members who are willing to help secure our schools.” I’ll take “Terrible Ideas” for $1,000, Alex.

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Anti-vaxxers are why we can’t have nice things.

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Rand Paul: “Hey poor people. You’d be middle class in other countries. Be grateful!”

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All it took was 7 seconds to google who ordered the withdrawal of troops. Spoiler alert: it was Trump on November 17, 2020 🤡

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Tell me you don't care about the Rittenhouse trial without telling me

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Tell me privilege doesn’t exist and I’ll show you an email from John Eastman saying “I've decided that I should be on the pardon list”

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Hannity and Ingraham are scared and I can’t stop laughing

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Stay in school, kids.

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Spoiler alert: peacekeepers don’t attack innocent civilians

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Wait, Ivanka Trump has a shoe line?And now she’s getting sued because she stole designs? This grifter has no sole.

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This 4th of July, make sure to “Reclaim America” by picking up a U-Haul* for all your white supremacist needs. *Proud sponsors of Patriot Front

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I’m just going to say it. Feinstein needs to do what’s best for the Democratic Party and retire now. This will allow Newsom to replace her before the recall.

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Happy Father’s Day to Herschel Walker

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These new Venmo ads featuring Matt Gaetz are kinda sus.

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Joe Manchin hired me to redesign his campaign logo. What do you think?

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BREAKING: General Flynn has started a GoFundMe after Chase Bank canceled his credit card accounts.

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Governor Greg Abbott makes a great case for why we need to fund public education.

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How long till Sean Hannity realizes what he did by listing out Trump’s investigations?

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As a member of the Hispanic/Latino community, we do not claim Ted Cruz. We pass him to the whites.

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Cruz: I’m a Hispanic man. Could I decide that I’m an Asian man?

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For a group that tells others to “move on” and have “quit” Twitter for Parler, Gab, Gettr, and Truth Social…they sure seem obsessed with staying on Twitter.

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Look, I'm not a doctor but I think it's safe to assume that the origin of the next Delta variant outbreak will be the #TrumpRally in Ohio.

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Donald Trump Jr FaceTimed this weekend while he was high…

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Supposedly, Trump’s 45,000 digital trading cards priced at $99, sold out in 12 hours. Bullshit! *cough* money laundering *cough*

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Jim Jordan wanted to serve on the January 6th Committee but instead, they served him a subpoena.

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Just remember, your day could be worse. You could be Alex Jones right now.

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So when are the Trump supporters moving to Russia? Asking for a friend.

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Cruella de Oz, the puppy killer

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According to Maggie Haberman, Trump has a rotating cast of aides that follow him around the golf course and read him compliments from Twitter and wherever else they find it online. What she failed to mention is that she’s one of them.

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Andy Cohen: "Does daddy get his juice?" Anderson Cooper: "Can daddy get his juice responsibly?" #HappyNewYear

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And for context, Blinn College is a community college with a 100% acceptance rate…

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Says the woman whose pedocon husband pleaded guilty to exposing himself to two young women at a bowling alley. BoBo (17 at the time) was also there.

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First Betty White, then Sidney Poitier, and now Bob Saget. Season 3 of 2020 sucks.

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Dr. Pepper: “not all publicity is good publicity”

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Republicans: “Nancy Pelosi stopped the national guard from deploying!” Your Honor, I’d like to enter into evidence, Nancy Pelosi on January 6th.

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Sen. Josh Hawley wants the Nashville shooting to be investigated as a hate crime. That's interesting since Hawley opposed the COVID-19 Hate Crimes Act in 2021 that would expedite the review of hate crimes during a rise in anti-asian attacks. He was the ONLY person to oppose it.

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Remember when Ben Shapiro bought a piece of wood from Home Depot to “own the Libs”? And then said it was a joke after getting owned? Classic.

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Trump released a statement saying that if we don’t solve the “Presidential Election Fraud of 2020”, Republicans will not be voting in 2022 or 2024. Well, go on. Follow your leader.

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No, we don’t lol

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“Hispanics love Trump because they love masculinity and they know Trump is a masculine guy.”

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MAGA: “Donald Trump is a billionaire!” Also MAGA: “Donald Trump needs us to donate more money to him!”

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Patriot Front wants to “reclaim America” so badly that they hide their faces in public.

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Kari Lake: “Somebody said Kari you’re fearless” No one said that lol.

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Elon Musk saying “I’m rich, bitch!” Is one of the saddest and cringiest things I’ve ever heard. What a great way to start the week lol.

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Marsha Blackburn has received more than $1.3 million from the NRA. She can only send prayers because anything more would be bad for business.

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I’m proud to have a President who doesn’t throw paper towel rolls at hurricane victims.

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“It’s a nice title for [Ben Shapiro’s] book, and I think a lot of people who would assume that he’s talking about real authoritarianism could be trapped into giving you $28.99” -Malcolm Nance

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Republicans: “Let’s cut taxes for the rich!” Also Republicans; “Let’s forgive our PPP loans!” Also also Republicans: “Let’s forgive student debt? Hell no! They’re a bunch of lazy slackers.” See the difference? Vote blue this November!

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Candace Owens cozied up and groomed Kanye West. Candace Owens’ husband George Farmer is the CEO of the failing right wing app Parler. Kanye West has agreed to purchase Parler. There’s no such thing as coincidence.

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Moments before speeding off to grift his congregation, Joel Osteen said “I live my life a quarter-prayer at a time”

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Fox News has made America a war zone

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Since Tucker Carlson wants to discuss standardized testing… Let’s talk about how Lauren Boebert paid someone to take her GED after she failed it multiple times.

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Supreme Court Justice Thomas is married to an insurrectionist and will not recuse himself from Jan 6 cases. Judge Cannon was appointed by Trump and will not recuse herself from his Special Master request. The Federalist Society has forever tainted our judicial branch.

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Republicans: "You DON'T have to tell us if you're carrying a gun" Also Republicans: "You DO have to tell us if you're carrying a child"

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Gotham City defeated QAnon KKKaren with whistles lol

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