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@iamashcheeks

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I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

Joined February 2012
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
9 years
@CloydRivers ......I hate when you incorrectly use statistics to "serve" someone. What's the PERCENTAGE of white vs blacks in poverty?
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
...so, I agree that men can't be called hoes on account of what they have to go through to get pussy while we don't have to work for dick 😳
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
6 years
Waze > any other GPS app. Waze is a community of people saying “not today” to officers of the law.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
6 years
How many of y’all know what it feels like to genuinely have zero beef either personally or professionally? Cause it’s an amazing feeling. There may be a few out here who don’t “like” me but I know that they know not one fuck is given about it so there’s peace 🙂
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
8 years
@IzayaTheGod clean pussy won't stop her from possibly having cervical cancer or many other things a gynecologist checks for 🙄
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
8 years
@LadiesBeLovinMe never tryna go through that pain again. Second one hurts so much more
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
6 years
Can we discuss how Gamora dead ass did not register that she was about to go? Like the idea that Thanos actually loved her was so preposterous she didn’t even almost fear for her life at first?
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
11 years
NOTHING worse than a nigga who exposes a chick just cause y'all fell out. If she ain't coming for you, why is all that necessary? Petty.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
6 years
@FunSizeMela These hoes that are 14??????
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
6 years
I know she gave Elizabeth a heart attack with this one
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
11 years
People with feminist mentality annoy me, they take it to far. Cooking doesn't make you any less respected. The fuck is wrong with y'all 😒
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😩“ @Poonchi_ : “ @brownandbella : THEY WENT AS JAMEIS AND THE CRABLEG. BITCH I QUIT 😭😭😭😭 http://t.co/L4BXSBWXRv” 😭😂😭”
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
3 years
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
11 years
😩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 http://t.co/2GBYt8JBAn
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
9 years
If this ain't the God's honest truth no one wants to admit to.
@KingMiller_
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9 years
Y'all so used to being lied to, when someone actually being honest, y'all hate it.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
8 years
This shit got me crying 😂😂😂😂 don't @ me with the sensitive shit lil bitch, Issa joke
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
3 years
I forgot to post the actual normal picture 🤗
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
7 years
@LegendOfBuku Most times it’s because you become obsessed with your partner (not necessarily their fault) and when you’re finally single again it’s like a wake up call. Or, if they were young when you dated could just be normal growth.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Not everyone you lose is a loss 🙌
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
8 years
Mannnnnnnn listen, I tip at least 25-30% and always look at them like honey don't block your blessings today
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8 years
Servers always try to play me. Irony is, I tip better than 99% of ppl simply because I was a server for years ...
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
I go deaf if a dude calls me a bitch, I don't even respond angrily. He clearly wasn't talking to me so why answer him in any way?
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Kids can't play in this 😒 stop doing this to our children. Stop. http://t.co/naBHAdCnDi
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
6 months
3rd times a charm on the nose piercing 🙃
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
...that's a wedding “ @kylegotjokes : 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 RT “ @BASEDNAFRICAN : THOSE NIGGAS ACTUALLY WENT LMAO http://t.co/uHhbhiSCUy””
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Black women are so sensitive and defensive and I don't understand it. If you know you're worth why do you spend so much time tryna prove it?
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
It's so pretty 😨 “ @lsdemon_ : Me to “ @CheefPolo : I've been licking my phone screen for the last hour http://t.co/a1fx1rer3j””
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Senpai Yeeks
6 years
@FunSizeMela Oh you’re talking about new shit? This new shit might not make him a villain per say but he is a very very sick in the head ass man and 100% a villain in general
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Y'all act like the girls on top won't ever be doing the shit on the bottom. Chill with the corny ass pics yo. http://t.co/oeEaSMYJpp
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
11 years
Bae didn't text me back now I gotta attitude.
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Twerking is irrelevant if you can't do it on ya man's peeeeeeeeeen 😶
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
11 years
Unless I know the female you cheat on me with ALL of my hurt and anger will be directed at YOU my man, not her. I will kill you.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Never will I ever come for a chick nor fight a chick for sleeping with my man. She has no commitment to me, she not in this relationship.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
11 years
The more I'm in college the more I realize undergrad is complete fuckery. The shit they put you through to get an education is ridiculous.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
9 years
I've always been PlayStation but I must say if they're going to make us pay for online access make your network better, fuckers.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
2 years
@itsjujubae i fucking love your podcast dude. since episode one thank you for continuously giving your energy to the public 💓 #ALittleJujuPodcast
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
8 years
Hearing a man moan while you're riding or sucking penis really does unlock a level of nastiness unparalleled
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
It's selfish as fuck to use a female who genuinely cares about you for the effect of a gf because you're lonely when you don't want a gf.
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
I don't mind criticism on sex, I'm not perfect. Tell me the things I can change to better please you.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
6 years
Don’t look at my eyebrows they getting touched today but I love my dress.& I got new glasses and can see.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
9 years
I feel. Deep in my soul that America needs a whole educational system redo. From kindergarten to grad school, seriously
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Senpai Yeeks
8 years
Found a batman mask at an alterations shop as I was dressed in my batman shirt 😝
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Senpai Yeeks
8 years
@OhEmmeG how I used to feen for another book to read cuz of the sex scenes
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
3 years
if you see his tweet and your thoughts are on the same wave length, you need professional help.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
If I stop pleasing you, tell me, don't fucking cheat on me. I can't fix what I don't know.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
9 years
The hoodrat in me still likes Applebee's and sneaking in snacks at the movie theater, shit whole meals, and nigga rigging things that break.
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Few things are worse than having an unsettling feeling in your soul... Can't shake the shit, can't pretend it's not there just bothered.
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
"We don't always have to have sex you know? We can just chill and have quality time" had me stuck like 😐😳 ohhhhhh, that's cool too
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Senpai Yeeks
8 years
@amandaseales ma'am. This is classic hip hop, this is what the people have been missing, this is BARS. What is the problem?
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
High raw sex is truly wonderful because you and your man are experiencing every sensation times 10, souls connecting.
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Senpai Yeeks
9 years
I forgot, Twitter is comprised of lawyers, judges, criminal justice experts, and witnessed everything as it happens. Y'all are omniscient 😇
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Having a man's love is a huge responsibility IMO, they don't hand that out easily and when they do don't disrespect it, you'll crush him
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Hear me out, you cannot treat a girl like she's your girlfriend then get upset when she responds to shit you do wrong like a girlfriend.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
11 years
Try watching this scene after you realize this was mostly improv, Will Smith felt those words, and the hug was real. http://t.co/wjIRpBsDAf
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
We can tell when a man is losing interest before he actively notices he's losing interest. Shit changes. Quickly. We note.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
I'm not chasing a grown ass man, sorry.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
I'm here for this “ @TheUncurvable : The future is here ”
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
7 years
All I ask is that people educate themselves on a topic before reaching an opinion they vocalize. Otherwise I’m going to hurt your feelings and I promise you it’s not possible to hurt mine in return so just don’t debate with me if FB articles are your main source.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
3 years
there’s literally not enough men for heterosexual monogamy to be the natural world order.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Then she should have combed her child's head “ @iXanatos : Her mama gon snap. RT @SKTV_ : Your thoughts? http://t.co/l5XP08GLe9”
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
These tears. “ @_theorigiNELL : “ @bniceloco : LMAOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭 http://t.co/qLxhj8wA7Y””
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Senpai Yeeks
11 years
@la_reinaaaaaaa : If you're cute and you know it, quote this with a selfie 😘” http://t.co/jKxV6m9Pqc
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Senpai Yeeks
9 years
I try to be a very tolerant and understanding person cause I realize not everyone was raised the same or has the same mentality as me
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
9 years
...I will never get over how white Americans talk about immigration as if their entire empire isn't built off illegal immigration but I'm 😴😴
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Feeling a tongue creep between your thighs at 3:30am followed by the dick for a good 15 minutes then going back to sleep 🙌 listen. Yes.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
3 years
spent the day with my beauties getting all the cuddles and love 🥺
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Senpai Yeeks
9 years
@Bdell1014 😐 this is pseudo logic at it's finest my god.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
3 years
I don’t like when y’all use the excuse “preparing them for the real world” cause in the real word that’s battery and a charge baby so what is you saying fr???
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“If children are old enough to reason with, why are you hitting them? If they aren’t old enough to reason with, why are you hitting them?”
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
@VersaceTweetGod : Ladies, quote this with a picture of you wearing red lipstick. #LustyLips 💄💋” http://t.co/I8oe3mPMqv
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
10 years
You disrespectful if you hit people with "who this" every time they text you. I don't save numbers but that thread tells me who you are.
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Senpai Yeeks
6 years
@vxrnvn .........but toes are cleaner than assholes
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
She doesn't understand the concept of perception “ @iTweetDaPUSSY : LADIES EXPLAIN THIS “ @JerManziel : Wait, what? Lmfao http://t.co/aEyTtcj64x
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Senpai Yeeks
11 years
A Sigma man will have my heart, I just know it 😘💙
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Senpai Yeeks
11 years
😭 so damn disrespectful “ @kylegotjokes : She so annoying http://t.co/zQNANUJGAh”
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
😒 fuck no, couldn't even be mad if he slapped the shit outta me “ @kylegotjokes : Ladies? http://t.co/e9Y3zuHjmi”
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
You cannot cuddle without simultaneous booty rubs... That like, goes without saying.
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Senpai Yeeks
9 years
You want your relationship to work? Fight for it. When shit gets stale, when nothing seems to be working out go back to the basics
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Being thick is not a talent that needs to be showcased, I didn't ask for this, it just happened. Genetics ya know.
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Senpai Yeeks
8 years
#FinerWomanFriday I feel cute today
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Niggas have a chance with you, don't want it... You move on, they start trying, then catch an attitude when you don't reciprocate 😐😒✋
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Senpai Yeeks
8 years
If you ever beg for love or sex on social media you're a cornball.
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
4 months
what @SpiritAirlines is offering for a 3 hours delayed flight. bffr, $7 can’t get you a damn thing in @ATLairport
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Senpai Yeeks
6 years
My hair has gotten dumb long.
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
I despise females who pretend to like sports, you don't have to. A man will not say "I'm not gone fuck cause she don't watch basketball" 😒
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Senpai Yeeks
9 years
Stability.
@MrRedMartian
ROB DID 🏁
9 years
Ladies what do you want a man to have to "offer" you?
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Amber Rose is fun to look at, and she look fun to lick, and if you have the opportunity to fuck seize it. But WIFE!? Nah son.
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Ain't a damn thing wrong with a man who expresses how he feels to the woman he loves. Bitches are turning good men into complete dickheads 😒
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@iamashcheeks
Senpai Yeeks
9 years
So much “ @Bee_Reel : I needed this read RT “ @syddforrest : "& that has to be OK" http://t.co/azJGi53Qun””
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Senpai Yeeks
5 months
FULLY capable of writing it, but i hate when professors put together assignments that don’t make sense when there are so many better ways to prove competency in the material
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Senpai Yeeks
6 years
@HennessyPapi man I had to cock my head to multiple sides before I figured out it wasn’t stall sex
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
I love using memes. http://t.co/sV3VsqryHc
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Senpai Yeeks
8 years
THANK YOU! I swear this fight for equality has become discrimination again heterosexuality
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Senpai Yeeks
11 years
Females cheat extensively more than men... EXTENSIVELY. It amazes me watching how some of these women I know with boyfriends act.
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6 years
Y’all Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends is on Hulu
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Senpai Yeeks
9 years
Cancer is 100% curable but they never will because treatment for it is a multi billion dollar industry.
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
9/11 was nothing compared to some of the tragic terrorist attacks that have happened in the world. Lives were lost but people die everyday.
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Senpai Yeeks
10 years
Social media created a culture of exposure and hatred because now you know all the other's secrets. There's no more room for imagination.
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Senpai Yeeks
9 years
It's very seldom you find people who can hold decent conversations.
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