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8 months

Hi, I'm Da Mayor. A Digital Product Designer and Website Developer. Here is a design I did recently and the website is live on >>>>> Kindly repost, my next client fit dey your TL. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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After hitting him, dude still tried to keep his cool, buh she stood there with the mentality "I'm a woman, I'm pErMiTted to hit a man and not get hit back". Then BOOM...

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3 years

Where una dey see this talent from? 😨

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5 months

They missed one size, I done add am.🙏🏼

Yum🥰 $BEYOND

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5 months

How do you prefer your skirt length? 😊

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Time have reach for Angel to blow trumpet. 😭😭😭

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2 years

Look at this, just look at this. 😂😂😂

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4 years

"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."

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11 months

Bandit dey use tiktok, but make I just tweet one small truth now about Nigeria and DSS go know where I dey in less than 24 hrs.

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Bandit on Tiktok flexing

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4 years

This is something I didn't know about Lions, so they can be this emotional with humans?

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4 years

God bless Sen. @ChimarokeNamani and every other responsible National Assembly members speaking against the Social Media Bill. Listen to what he said concerning the Social Media Bill. We #SayNoToSocialMediaBill

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4 years

Remember those girls that called Davido all kind of names and later tagged it a "prank"? Well "there's a caught" 😂😂😂

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2 years

I can only imagine what was going through their minds. 😂😂😂

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5 years

Who else is seeing/hearing of this "Invictus Obi" for the first time ever?

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5 years

May you never have such friends. Oya say "Amen". 😂😂😂

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4 years

Watching this video of Chadwick Boseman (Black Panther) pose/greeting just gives me goose bumps and tears inna me eyes. 💔💔💔 Rest in peace King T'challa and Warrior, Wakanda forever.

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5 years

Bovi has revealed crucial Bro code secrets and has therefore been declared Ex-Communicado. No Bro code services will ever be given to him again. He will no longer be welcome to The Bro code Continental grounds. This take effects immediately.

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4 years

This video of Usher & Chris Tucker surprising Michael Jackson on stage is the best thing I've seen today. I miss MJ, mehn

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4 years

After bashing and dragging the church yesterday because of the COVID19 pandemic, look at you all packed up in a bus on your way to work this morning. #COVIDIOTS

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2 years

"Na who talk that thing?" 😂😂😂

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4 years

Falz said "If my sermon worry you, e mean say the shoe fit". #MoralInstruction

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4 years

@JayNaija I rather kee John Wick's dog, one bullet and that's all. Klaus wee kee me slowly, give me his blood, I will come back to life, then repeat for thousands of years as he pleases to.

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5 years

A pregnant woman was on her way to the hospital when her...

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Yet some of you can't do one sit-up 😏😏😏

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5 years

If you don't like dogs, you will definitely love this one. From just a pet to a protector.

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2 years

@the_beardedsina Na why I no fit ever call anybody "My Sunshine"

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3 years

When I saw those stones, I couldn't help buh to ask the driver why he had so many stones in his car. He talked about the insecurity of the country and then showed me his catapult, man said he isn't going down without a fight, if anything sup for streets.

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4 years

This #EndsSARS Avengers video gimme joy abeg 😊😊😊

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3 years

Wait for when it was time for him to walk into Twitter. 😂😂😂

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5 years

Shadrach, Mishak and Abednego in the furnace.

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4 years

#ooin You are doing well, message passed with a comic relief. #CoronaVirusInLagos

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5 years

@_valkiing The guy was just acting all weak in the boxing ring, taking all hand taps she was throwing. Then, she got relaxed, let her guard down and he moved in with one KO punch #iStan 🙌🙌🙌

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5 years

I hope his commentary especially about the lion makes your day. He is totally hilarious. 😂😂😂

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2 years

It's not only me that will watch this wrestling.

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5 years

I just can't count how many times I have seen this video, I find it so hilarious. Don't watch if you have food/liquid in your mouth. 😂😂😂

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5 years

The accuracy in this video is 99.9% What do you think? 😂😂😂

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5 years

And if I do, what will they do? Send me to jail? 😂😂😂

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5 years

It's illegal to masturbate if you're an inmate in a U.S. prison.

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WHERE DO YOU FIT IN? 😂 Twitter CEO's 🎇2006 🎇2007 🎇2008 Twitter Board Members 🎇2009 🎇2010 🎇2011 🎇2012 Twitter Senior Mgt Level 🎇2013 🎇2014 🎇2015 🎇2016 Twitter Junior Mgt Level 🎇2017 🎇2018 Fresh graduates from Facebook 🎇2019

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4 years

After a successful surgery on the President, the IGP had to undergo his own too. #EndSWAT

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Every time I want to go and jog in the morning, but then I remember my bank account balance. If I don't have NAIRA at least I shouldn't be losing POUNDS.

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With two extra hands, I can't even draw this. 😭😭😭

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5 years

This is what happens when the Bush meat becomes the hunter. 😂😂😂

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4 years

Lord Sky has blessed us with a #CoronavirusPandemic jam, featuring Cardi B, Lasisi and some great choreographers. 🔥🔥🔥

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5 years

When you see a vehicle burning, resist the urge to take pictures so close to it. If you must take pictures, stay far far away.

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I wanted to burn the dried grasses I cleared today and there was no matches at home. So I GOOGLED "how to start a fire" and I got 10,369 MATCHES.

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5 years

Once you reach step 3, just forget it.

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5 years

How can we be fighting and you will go and carry sharp knife? Do you want to kee me?

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5 years

*Job interview in a psychiatry* Doc: So you are interested in working with us. What is your experience with mentally disturbed people? Me: I’ve been on Twitter for 8 years now. Doc: Very good, the job is yours.

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5 years

GOTV subscription expired and sitting room looks like a ghost town, nobody is holding remote hostage again. NTA has never looked so clear and interesting to watch, wow nice station.

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5 years

@Pastor_CVB Baby: this guy done craze o

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4 years

To get a full understanding of the #FirstBankIPTheft tag, take your time to go through this press release by @xtremecr8

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4 years

Bovi didn't say anything o, buh message well passed. #EndSARS

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5 years

What manner of love is this! Paid the ultimate sacrifice, wow!

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5 years

Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting into your eyes right? But whenever there's something in my eye it is always an eyelash and I find it very Eyeronic. 😏😏😏

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5 years

John: "Dad, who is an alcoholic?" John's Dad: "Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees." John: "hmm, Dad, there are only 2 trees."

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4 years

After watching this video. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not ready for #MoneyHeist4 . The fire iz too much 🔥🔥🔥 Everything can go to hell in a flash.

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5 years

Terrorist groups in Nigeria (In no particular order) Boko haram SARS Armed Fulani herdsmen SARS I say SARS Bros, I say SARS again #ENDSARS #EndPolicebrutality

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11 months

A president elect isn't present in his very own presidential inauguration lecture. Okay o!

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5 years

This chat was inspired by one of @I_pissVodka tweet. Enjoy 😂😂😂

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5 years

Doctor: You're pregnant Girl: 😊😊😊😍😍😍 Doctor: You're having twins Girl: 😭😭😭 Doctor: Isn't that a good thing? Girl: I don't know who the father of the second baby is. 😭😭😭 (* You are the Doctor, react with a meme *)

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5 years

Most of you are single now because you started dating right from JSS1. You have exhausted your dating bundle. And subscription renewal is not so easy to come by. 😂😂😂

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4 years

Have you seen the movie "Extraction"? Well Ikorodu bois did their own thriller of the movie and they nailed it. 👌👌👌

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5 years

Happy birthday to me, I'm a year older today. 🎉🎉🎉 Thank you CNN for the birthday shout-out, I didn't see that coming. 🙏

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2 years

Now now, video done show. Williams Uchemba is a case 😂😂😂 Shay they want to re-design the Naira, oya paint the building too. 😁😁😁

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5 years

This is what I get for helping a friend. What did I do wrong? 😭😭😭😭

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5 years

You see all these epp Sega is offering us ba, na this woman be the real MVP. Na only understanding wife fit allow her husband dey work the way this guy dey work. 🙌🙌🙌 We celebrate you ma'am 😍😍😍

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5 years

When I was getting married, I didn’t just recite my own original vows, I also didn’t say I do. I simply told the Priest “I accept the Terms and Conditions!” ⛱

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5 years

If you boarded an aircraft between 11:10am and 11:30am from the airport in Abuja today, I just want to let you know that you are a very proud person. I was on the ground waving at y'all and none of you waved back at me. Bunch of proud people, ordinary wave back you didn't. 😡😡

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4 years

This life no just balance at all.

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5 years

I think Mazi felt attacked by Dj Cuppy's tweet. Catching sub that wasn't really directed at him.

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3 years

@instablog9ja No comments

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5 years

@Oku_yungx I don't know her buh if she goes to court to legalize that marriage. I will disown her too.

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4 years

@ChimarokeNamani Continuation of the video of Sen. @ChimarokeNamani passionately opposing the Social Media Bill. We #SayNoToSocialMediaBill

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4 years

Guys, after the Red Flag thread is over. 😂 #RedFlag

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4 years

What if I hook! 😭😭😭

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5 years

@von_Bismack Left handed people (lefty) fear them o 😂 The second guy stood up buh trust me, his body system was still calibrating. The first guy is undergoing a complete OS format 😂😂😂

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5 years

Whenever I say "I love you" and she says "awww, thank you bro". 😭😭

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5 years

Am in sifia pain 😂

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2 years

Bank robber with punchlines. 😂😂😂

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4 years

Spear!

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5 years

*When you go to war with China* Soldier 1: Aswear Guys, that is the 8th time I've killed that guy.

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2 years

The car fell from this height and the driver survived. 😯😯😯

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5 years

When you finish eating food that the stew is composed of 60% fresh pepper, 30% dried pepper and 10% tomatoes. 😂😂😂

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5 years

I remember visiting a friend and he asked "if I would eat indomie?" I said "yes". Then he asked "with 2 eggs?" I said "yes" Then he asked "with soft drink to step it down?" and out of excitement I screamed "yeessss" Only for the idiot to say "oya bring money" 😞😞

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5 years

We all need friends that can motivate us like this. I don't know where all that strength came from. 😂😂😂

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5 years

I bought a DICTIONARY from a man who was hawking it in traffic and when I got home I realized all the pages were blank, right now I have NO WORDS for how angry I am. 😡😡😡

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3 years

@NastyBlaq "Wired" Earpiece 1 Airpod 0

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2 years

Sometimes, doing good could get you in trouble. Just look at this. 😭😭😭

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5 years

I never experrerit 😭😭😭

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5 years

Twitter is not a safe street at all. The first edit off me. 😂😂😂 See for yourself.

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5 years

Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake. Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake. Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake. Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake. Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake. Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake. Cheating is a choice, Not a mistake.

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4 years

This guy must be some kind of Super soldier or even a Cyborg. Never seen such a training, WTF!

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5 years

After dating for over 7 years, they finally got married. It was such an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.

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2 years

The prank went too far. 😂😂😂

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5 years

Does anyone else get scared when a text reads "Can I ask you a question?" 🙋🙋🙋

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4 years

@TheViralTrendz "Son pass music Mother likes to shoot video Dad likes to beat" - @MaziIbe_

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5 years

Step 1: Buys bread Step 2: Creates space inside the middle of the centre of the bread. Step 3: Puts hot moi-moi inside.

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God, I want to be able to tell people "I will see what I can do about it" and actually be able to do something about it. 🙏🙏🙏

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5 years

A bee 🐝 that lives in America is actually called A USB.

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2 years

@Tochi_jr This is another definition of a "Twitter joke" Outsiders go done dey insult you now 😂😂😂

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1 year

@bod_republic @BlaqBonez This part, you see it too ba? 😁😁😁

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4 years

Conversation between God and Year 2020.

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4 years

Lord Jesus, this is the kind of Evangelism I want to be a part of. Preaching to this boy without physically doing something good for him won't make sense. Pastor Tony is indeed a blessing

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