matthew. @iAmTheWarax Twitter profile

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

1 year

lmao, that's coca-cola. u.s. cultural dominance is unmatched

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

lol, lmao

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

don't laugh. t72s only roll over & play dead when they are in extreme distress

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

1 month

to all who celebrate, i wish you a very happy anniversary of the surrender of the traitor robert e lee & his defeated army of northern virginia -- april 9, 1865

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

22 days

this is a 100,000 dollar car, lmao

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@niccruzpatane

24 days

Cybertruck deliveries have resumed! Tesla will be temporarily installing a rivet at the bottom of all existing pedal covers till a new part is produced and shipped.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

1 year

pilot callsigns in movies: VIPER RAZOR MAVERICK pilot callsigns in real life: "chicken nugget" "peed-pants" "shart"

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

endlessly funny to me that dudes are still making tweets like this while russia's extremely heterosexual military is getting fucked into the ground

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

eventually the identities of the men who stood around checking their phones while little kids were being murdered 20 ft away will be published and when that happens i will simply tweet about it every day forever

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

good morning to all flat su35 appreciators

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

"russian govt doesn't have a history of outright lying in public" is one of the funniest tweets i've ever read. great stuff

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

us intelligence passing the exact location of russian generals to ukraine and then saying to russia "yes we did that" is extremely funny

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

congratulations are due to the russian federation on their 352nd successful space launch this month. truly russia is strongest in the world

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

the odds of chief of the general staff of the russian armed forces valery gerasimov getting wasted by a hand grenade dropped from an off the shelf drone piloted by some 19 year old ukrainian uber driver are not zero and i love that for him

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

give ukraine every weapon they need until every invader is dead.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

lot of folks who were "very concerned" and "had a lot of questions" about a magazine cover are silent about torture and execution videos. how curious

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

easily in the top five funniest tweets ive ever read

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

so many people should lose their jobs, but won't

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

29 days

once again thinking about the funniest monument in human history

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

once again thinking of the funniest monument that has ever been built

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

11 months

finally miami beach will pay for its many crimes

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

11 months

@TIME are you actually stupid

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

losing 50% of your personnel, equipment, and supplies to enemy action is actually good because it means you're lighter, faster, and have a smaller logistical footprint follow me for more russian way of war tips & tricks

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

10 months

this russian soldier is wearing american style helmet, american style uniform, american style armor, american style morale patch, american style gloves, and a baseball hat; and of course this crybaby is posting on an american website ru dominated by the us w/o firing a shot lmao

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

me watching russia invade ukraine and promptly lose 8 generals, 15 field grade officers, 10s of 1000s of soldiers, 506 tanks, 302 afvs, 522 ifvs, 21 aircraft, 34 helicopters, 4 ships (including the flagship of black sea fleet), and then have the audacity to threaten nato

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

lots of victorious armies lose 1000 tanks, 11 generals, and 50000 soldiers in 6 months of their 72-hour special military operations don't panic.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

many amateurs tweet about "unsafe" russian tanks so here's for those fools on left woke american abrams has blowoff panels that direct ammo explosion away from crew—but leave them vulnerable with no ammo! on right strong russian tank uses ammo explosion to launch crew to safety

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

a short 🧵 on russia in ukraine and why the entire world has it wrong except for me and a small group of authoritarian-linked independent journalists who recognize putin's brilliance in the face of nato aggression 1/?

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

an nra member did however commit mass murder when he bombed the alfred p. murrah federal building in oklahoma city on april 19th, 1995

NRA

@NRA

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"An NRA member has never committed a mass shooting."

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

1 year

@AdamWeinstein definitely the sort of mastermind who should be president

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

@RALee85 must be a tight fit in the helicopters for two pilots and their gigantic balls

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

hey guys, these tanks you see underwater or in deep mud aren't destroyed nor abandoned because russian tanks can't sweat it's perfectly normal for them to spend as much as 16 hours a day submerged in water or in mud wallows please be careful of spreading misinfo

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

this is one of the funniest things i have ever read eat shit, space force lmao

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

russia can't even produce its own cringe domestically. they have to import it from the west like everything else

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

1 year

@RepMTG the enemy is definitely the guy who did treason, you absolute goofball lmao

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

russian artillery conscript with seven minutes of training pulling the lanyard on his built in 1953 and never serviced soviet cannon to fire north korean shell made out of pot metal & hunger

Julian E. Barnes

@julianbarnes

2 years

NEW: Declassified US intelligence says Russia is turning to North Korea to buy millions artillery shells and rockets—raising questions about the ability of Russia to supply its army.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

russia has nuclear weapons that allegedly function and haven't been sold for pepsi sometime in the 90s nato has oryx and his mighty black abacus, which now thrums with occult power. high on his mountain top the beads move, CLACK-CLACK, and another BTG snaps out of existence

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

MOSCOW, august 1. /TASS/. russian ministry of defense announces that another american himars has been liquidated in ukraine, bringing the total destroyed to 28 in the month of august alone. morale is high.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

1 month

"they call him the vilnius schoolmaster"

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

it looks to you like russia is losing but that's because you don't understand strategy and logistics. putin is using his endless supply of generals to attrit ukraine's limited supply of ammunition. once the ukrainians are out of bullets, that's when the real attack begins.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

bros it's totally normal to lose an entire army to encirclement after a breakthrough collapses a front six months into your 72 hour special military operation morale very high bros

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

lol, lmao

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

4 months

getting absolutely bullied by a infantry fighting vehicle, lmao embarrassing

OSINTtechnical

@Osinttechnical

4 months

Footage of 25mm Bushmaster chaingun fire from a Ukrainian M2A2 Bradley IFV slamming into a Russian T-90M in Stepove.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

watching mighty russian military enthusiasts overdose on copium as russia's military disintegrates on live stream is almost as enjoyable as seeing russia's military disintegrating on live stream.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

11 months

thinking about how, canonically, snoopy hit the beaches 79 years ago today to spearhead the liberation of europe

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@iAmTheWarax

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

8 days

@WVPitt yes please remember the real victims of the civil war: southern aristocrat slave owners ;((

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

single tear rolling down my cheek as my dream (mid career intelligence officer forced to brief putin on activities of brain damaged cartoon dogs online) becomes a certainty

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

6 months

the worst thing that ever happened to me while i was in the military was that during an exercise the bn commander briefed that i would be running over a car with my tank to open an attack but then when it came time to do it the car was "simulated" by a wooden sawhorse and i…

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

her majesty's intelligence services update for 5 may, 2022.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

the biggest threat to ukraine isn't russian bombs, it is memes that support ukraine

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

1 year

camel appreciation post

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

again oryx spreading lies. how can tank be "lost" when there is picture of it right there for all to see? this is blatant russiophobia.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

these absolute motherfuckers

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

1 year

don't make me tap the sign

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

escape pod visible at top of fireball. crew is fine cope and seeth, westerners

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

3 years

people twisted up over big bird's hyper sanitized, ready for prime-time pro vaccination spot would absolutely lose their minds if they knew the history of his early activism

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

7 months

the fact that this class of ship is the size of an office building but can move at mach jesus with infinity endurance never ceases to amaze me

FUNKER530

@FunkerActual

7 months

USS Gerald R. Ford's wake currently (left) vs. its wake in the Adriatic (right) last week. Big girl is MOVING.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

new heretofore unknown level of cope just dropped: wagner baited ukrainians into splattering wagner's headquarters. gigacope

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

11 months

russian soldiers blowing up kakhovka dam: "haha! fuck yeah!!! yes!" russian soldiers dying from cholera: "well this fucking sucks"

Russian units in Kherson Oblast and Crimea, stricken in cholera outbreak, ‘losing combat effectiv...

An epidemic of cholera is spreading among Russian military personnel in Kherson Oblast and Crimea following a Russian terrorist attack onthe Kakhovka Hydroelectric Power Plant, the Atesh partisan...

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

oh my god

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

i need a job that - pays a minimum of $150,000/yr - no nights, weekends, holidays - mostly involves shitposting from my couch so i am thinking of becoming a u.s. senator.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

is actually better this way. pls believe

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

based

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

whenever there is a war think-tankers should be sent as the first wave.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

guess i'll spend all night arguing with pete0292829292299292, 58 years old, never in the military, about whether or not throwing paint at tanks, which i commanded as my profession, is a good idea or not. sounds fun

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

twitter is great because it allows me, a man with no relevant skills nor specialist education, to solve the world's most complex problems, often as i learn about them for the first time, in 240 characters or less.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

whenever i see michael tracey's pfp i know i am about to be confronted with the most dented skull, own-fart savoring, trail of drool leaving dogshit opinion known to man and god

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

what exactly is russia going to do? clutter swede and finnish roads with dead russian soldiers and burnt out vehicles like they're doing in ukraine? the only person worried about this threat is oryx who must count the dead

Guy Elster

@guyelster

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#BREAKING #Russia threatens with "military measures" to "eliminate the threats" posed by Sweden and Finland's accession to #NATO

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

i understand how you, an amateur, could look at russian casualties among leadership and think "their army's morale must be in the toilet." but i ask: in what other organization can you go from low level worker to upper management after just one ambush?

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

you're describing a federal supermax prison

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

extremely funny that the russian army is basically just a giant loot drop

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@iAmTheWarax

2 years

lol, holy shit

Defense of Ukraine

@DefenceU

2 years

We usually express gratitude to our international partners for the security assistance. But today we want to give a shout-out to a unique entity - North Atlantic Fellas Organization #NAFO . Thanks for your fierce fight against kremlin’s propaganda &trolls. We salute you, fellas!

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@iAmTheWarax

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i think we can all agree that the brilliance of social media was to gather experts from around the world onto one stage and then completely drown them out with 433 million of the dumbest motherfuckers alive

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

a rare serious post — i keep seeing people say that it's okay for russia to lose this many tanks because of all the tanks russia has in reserve short version: this is, in fact, bad

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

"honey, come quick. the t72s are clipping out of reality again."

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

yes

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@iAmTheWarax

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this has to be some kind of record

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

one can imagine biden on the red phone saying, "yeah we did it. and we'll do it again, ya corncobbin son of a chuckwagon."

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

i'm starting a fundraiser to buy more unencrypted comms devices to send to russian soldiers in ukraine

Rob Lee

@RALee85

2 years

Chinese Baofeng radios purchased and sent to Russian troops in Ukraine. 3/

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@iAmTheWarax

7 months

once again thinking about the funniest monument in world history

Iran Observer

@IranObserver0

7 months

Hezbollah has anti-ship missiles just in case

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

nice to see these johnny come latelys parroting what i have been saying all along — russia obviously planned to lose 7 generals, countless senior colonels and their staff officers, hundreds of ground combat vehicles and aircraft, and tens of thousands of troops AS A RUSE 🧵

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@iAmTheWarax

2 years

lmao no way

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@iAmTheWarax

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no supporting infantry in sight, just invaders living in their last moments. absolutely beautiful

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

and we're another step closer to some mid career intelligence official having to explain brain damaged cartoon dogs online to vladimir putin based.

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@iAmTheWarax

2 years

daily affirmation that russia today contributor scott ritter, who was arrested multiple times and eventually jailed for attempting to rape children, is a piece of shit.

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

remember,

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@iAmTheWarax

2 years

lol, lmfao

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

chaos

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i fucken love this website lmaoo

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@iAmTheWarax

2 years

WHAT AIR DEFENSE DOING WHAT AIR DEFENSE DOING WHAT AIR DEFENSE DOING WHAT AIR DEFENSE DOING WHAT AIR DEFENSE DOING WHAT AIR DEFENSE DOING WHAT AIR DEFENSE DOING WHAT AIR DEFENSE DOING

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

today is a good day, lads today we celebrate the suspension of repugnant pedophile and convicted serial sex offender william scott ritter, jr from our beloved website rejoice

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

2 years

>the ship didn't sink >maybe ship did sink but one ship sinking does not end the war >it's good ship sank because russian resolve becomes only stronger >massive preparations almost complete for the offensive of Donbass which could kickoff any moment now >moral is high, brothers

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@iAmTheWarax

2 years

congratulations are due to master strategist vladimir putin and russian ministry of defense who appear to have orchestrated one of the most disastrous military defeats in history

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matthew.

@iAmTheWarax

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russia, having no culture of its own to speak of, utterly dependent on the united states: western style helmet western style armor western style camo pattern western style rail system western style optics western style morale patch complete u.s. cultural victory