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going on savage like i'm alicent hightower

from the river to the sea 🇵🇸
Joined August 2020
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
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this gif makes me wonder how different alicent's perspective of motherhood would've been if she had her kids in her late 20s
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
me with my nieces while they tell me abt miraculous ladybug
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
this version of alicent's speech is so much more gutteral i can't
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
she looks so much smaller than him i need to jump through the screen and save her
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
but when alicent demands an eye for an eye she's called crazy... okay
@luce_in_altiss
Boyo 🍉
2 months
like 🤷🤷
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@helaenasboobs
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2 months
alicent hightower's hair is something so serious to me.
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
1 month
this is fraudulent cuz even neutrals get jumped by team black
@alicentscurls
cindy
1 month
not again??? 😭
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
me and the girls
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
she's so pookie
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
28 days
and there isn't a single ship in hotd that rivals rhaenicent✌️not a single one comes close
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
new script release of s1 episode 9!!!!!!
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
14 days
doomed lesbian number 3 clocking in
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
alicent and rhaenyra getting called out after they ask the dressmaker to make both of them custom matching dresses during a WAR😍
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
5 months
this is how happy she was in said marriage mind you
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
please give everyone hotd's suffering to daemon targaryen actually
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
babymond stood on business at 10 iktr
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@valyriansuguru
青のすみか
2 months
If you support and defend all the actions of Team Green, you defend this.... then you wonder why I am Team Black
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
21 days
alicent and sad poo parrallels - a 🧵
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
helaena, daeron, aegon, aemond
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
1 month
yall r fucking miserable holy shit
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
the opinion is unpopular certainly
@boogiewoogiex33
seasmoker
2 months
unpopular opinion: alicents interactions with larys are NOT sexual assault, and interpreting it as so does injustice to her character. she already experienced SA, but not by larys, at least not yet in the show
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
s2 main girls😋
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@helaenasboobs
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30 days
a classic
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
1 month
milly alcock is returning to play daeron the business is true
@WtDasoiaf
Wake the Dragon
1 month
🚨🐉 YOUNG RHAENYRA FLASHBACK IN HotD SEASON 2? Milly Alcock's headshot was placed by the producers among other season 2 actors' headshots during filming, which means she might reprise her role as young Rhaenyra in a flashback! Could this happen? You be the judge 🙏
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
1 month
i feel like one of those 3 year olds glued to cocomelon when i watch this video
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
1 month
;$8/$?&:&;$
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
helaena tweeting about aegon and aemond after dinner:
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
you imbecile
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
1 month
team black: omg we were robbed of irellevant moment number 24 daeronators:
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
1 month
idk calling butchfemme relationships "heteronormative" is actually really weird
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
5 months
imagine wanting to hurt her...
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
they make me so sick
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
5 months
oh noooo i feel so bad... she's speaking rudely to him..........😒
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
who her life was actually ruined by:
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
if ppl are truly unable to fathom that blood and cheese was wrong because of fandom wars we're so cooked
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
GET UR HANDS OFF HER OMFG DONT DO THIS TO ME
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
im totally not thinking abt how this is the only time we'll get to see her happy at alllllll
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
chronic rhaenicentitus and rhaenicent stomach pains
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
1 month
ive never liked the "he's more hightower blah blah" because it makes yall seem like actual blood purists
@beIovederen
إسم
1 month
ijbol people just be saying shit, ah yes he’s more hightower than targaryen bc he used sunfyre in battle.. like every other targ in the dance
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
4 months
omfg we get it alicent stans can't have any fun
@luthienarya
c loves dany 🍉
4 months
percy’s not a violent misogynist responsible for the death of thousands of innocents, he can’t be her son sorry xx
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
27 days
Mind you this was Rhaenyra after that damn book page😭 #toxicyuri
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@HafsaAh34873170
Seohyun_0306
27 days
@helaenasboobs It’s also not a lesbian relationship if one of them abuses and literally stabs the other <3 also, yeah polyamory was implied, doesn’t change the fact that rhaenyra sat vigil for Laenas body but would piss on alicents
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
alicent didnt have to try to illegitimize him if he was already illegitimate
@hyeindolls
odessa ꕤ ★ °✩⋆˙
6 months
she literally had children with her best friends father then usurped her 💀 she also tried to get her “best friend’s” son illegitimatised then her son killed him.
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
1 month
helaena being viewed by team black as a vessel for suffering pisses me off so bad. you guys dont even see her as a person stop trying to act like you've loved her the entire time
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
3 months
happy valentines day to this arm squeeze and this arm squeeze only
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
18 days
me to Helaena in 129 AC telling her to take dreamfyre on a celebratory trip to pentos with her kids after aegon's coronation
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
3 months
where is the rhaelaena nation
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
the average female experience after the age of 15:
@weirddalle
no context memes
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@helaenasboobs
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jaehaera my dearest love
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
apparently alicent is the only one who "reaps what she sows" ☠️ i'll go on record and say everyone in that family sprinkled in a little something that contributed to the dance of dragons
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
yaoi rhaenicent:
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@helaenasboobs
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2 months
idk who i want to be more
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@helaenasboobs
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2 months
how can anyone hate her
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
the green and black banners burning in the background... thank u for the meal hbo
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
helaemond this helaegon that helaena is GAY
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@helaenasboobs
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2 months
alicent is sick of him and helaena just told otto she has 2 brothers that r f******s
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
4 months
so daemyra can get away with age gap but my toxic yuri can't
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
like woo hoo you commissioned someone to portray a dead 10 year old girl as a tossed aside doll ???
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
🐉🚨 LEAKED SCRIPT - HOTD S1 E6 - writers decided not to use this scene because they didn't to trigger the f*****t olympics !
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
22 days
the way they hold onto each other needs to be studied and included in a clinical trial
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
saying a victim of sexual assault "placed herself in that situation" is super gross & very dangerous actually
@RaffieTargaryen
mægelle 🖤
2 months
Alicent placed herself in that situation. She’s a Queen ffs. She could’ve ordered him to stay away but she welcomed him into her roster. She reaped what she sowed. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
so basically everyone in westeros is a lgbtq ally except for alicent hightower
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
1 month
like obviously westerosi standards don't permit it but her smile to baby joffrey vs this is so...
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gets sick to my stomach
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
and that's really the whole point of the dance✌️ both of their banners will burn
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
the green and black banners burning in the background... thank u for the meal hbo
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
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i need all daemyras to get off their moral highground and to stop pretending like their ship isn't also problematic
@ViserionSwan
𝓙𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐬 🦢
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Rhaenicents se agarram em uma falsa representatividade lésbica... Amam romantizar um relacionamento entre duas mulheres quando uma delas é uma misógina repugnante, a única pessoa que precisa usar o cérebro é você 😽
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
4 months
you don't understand her, and that's ok
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
this is who you have beef with???
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
1 month
18 year old vs 9 year old. you guys wouldnt survive large sibling gaps at all
@confuzzled03
GoGo✨🇬🇾1.0
1 month
@nedswallclimber Hag vs 4th grader 😭
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@sapphosz this just made me ill
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
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I know her pumpkin pie would go CRAZY...
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@helaenasboobs
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2 months
this f*****t is always crying
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jace is holdimg their matching fits... im ab to be so sick
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
you're one sick individual if you're cheering that a 10 yr old girl died horrifically and then paid someone to do smth like this
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@TargaryenArryn
The Usurped Queen🖤🐉
6 months
And it’s finally here!!! There’s been too much “Daenaera Replacement” talk lately and I don’t like it one bit. Note a certain doll tossed aside on the left next to Aegon III😏 @jotasaraiva_art is THE BEST❤️🖤🐉
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
1 month
having masc rhaenyra thoughts just to spite u hateful bitches
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
3 months
do you guys actually think rhaenicent is queerbaiting or do yall just hate alicent
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
5 months
& i love my pathetic family💆‍♂️
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@RILEYBINI
5 months
@nedswallclimber team green stans are so pathetic
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
4 months
interact if u see this pls🫂
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@abhorarchive
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7 months
and i've been killing my father in my mind every day since i was five.
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
they don't play about serving cunt at funerals
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@Friyana_
Andromeda✨
2 months
Hightower girl save me…save me Hightower girl…
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
7 months
there's not a single moment in the books or show that prove baela would've been a good queen at all
@harajukuisking
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7 months
@CatA1ayne Baela would be a better queen than Alicent could ever be lmao
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
4 months
like 40% of the "aggressors" mind you
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@KaylaTSummer
KaylaKate
5 months
@leia_naberrie @darlingfyre I agree that ending would be cowardly. This show tries to play up the “look, BOTH sides are bad” angle when that just isn’t the case. Yeah, the Blacks aren’t perfect, it’s the GREENS that are the aggressors & worse by any measure. The show should end w/ TG, particularly Alicent
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
3 months
a lot of ppl from both team green and team black don't wish to view characters as complex because it doesn't fit their mold for complex
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
5 months
anyone who's saying helaena can die she has like 4 real fans...
@kat_is_confused
✮⋆˙ katvelaryon ✮⋆˙
5 months
im curious which hotd character has been ruined for you because of their fanbase?
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
3 months
it's almost as if you're incapable of grasping complex characters without blonde hair... oh wait
@ViserionSwan
𝓙𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐬 🦢
3 months
Girl Power Alicent 💚
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
dont speak on alicent if ur incapable of comprehending complex female characters in a misogny rooted medieval fantasy world plz‼️
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
4 months
ALICENT NOOOOO😭
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
1 month
book alicent getting hag allegations again... so basically half of targ nation belongs in a nursing home
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
4 months
why tf are we policing writers for tagging their works😭 you people are a miserable disease
@rhaenasofpentos
cersei and daenerys supremacy
4 months
?/!:$),$:$/$:!/?-??-$,&:$2
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
5 months
the shots in question😭😭⁉️⁉️
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@helaenasboobs
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2 months
not a single man should be allowed to interpret alicent hightower
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@helaenasboobs
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2 months
i can't take the mother-daughterism it's too much
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
everytime i see jaehaera with an alicent doll i collapse to the floor
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
she can't swim someone PLEASE GET HER A LIFEGUARD😭😭😭😭
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
3 months
"daemon is just a scoundrel prince" vs "alicent is a disgusting misogynist"...... stop bothering lesbians with ur fake feminism and move on
@ViserionSwan
𝓙𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐬 🦢
3 months
Se eu lhe contasse quem fez Rhaenyra passar por isso e esperava que ela morresse no parto, você não acreditaria. Daemon é um príncipe canalha, é fato, mas ele lutou e morreu pela causa dela, enquanto Alicent foi a causa da morte de Rhaenyra 😽
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
28 days
ship so good u can't stop talking about them
@cerseified
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
oh so we're just playing dumb now huh
@v1senyascrwn
DaeNyra is losing it
6 months
The way absolutely nothing would have happened to her or any of her kids if she just didn’t usurp the throne😭
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
5 months
calling alicent a prostitute.?.?. oh that's not..
@da3monblackfyre
𝕯𝖆𝖊𝕯𝖆𝖊 ❗
5 months
@helaenasboobs @rhaenarae keep stanning a prostitute and a rapist 🫵🤣
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lani 🍉
3 months
pls pls pls pls leave emily carey alone good god
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
6 months
no matter which way you turn it 1) alicent was alone at court and 2) aemond didn't deserve to be half-blinded. i'm getting sick of having to spoonfeed people who wanna ignore what happened bc they're team black
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@helaenasboobs
lani 🍉
2 months
olivia cooke you are so loved
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